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SportsRe: Arsenal Confirm 8 Players That Will Leave This Summer [full List] by tomju(m): 4:09pm On Jun 08, 2019
Arsenal need atleast 200m to buy 2 world class defenders, and two attackers to support Lacazette that is if Aubameyang is leaving.

PhenomenalAustin:
Mesut nkọ?

That dude's heart isn't at arsenal anymore!

Arsenal need total squad overhaul...




Emery is trying but Arsenal are miles away from other top 6 clubs.....


...and to think their transfer budget is 45 million... Fvck!

45 million cannot even buy Jonjo Shelvey!
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: 'RIP Iyabo Ojo, Till Death Do Us Part' by tomju(m): 10:24pm On Jun 07, 2019
Tomorrow now somebody will come and say Yoruba people get respect, where are these ones from? Jamaica?
TravelRe: A Man Thanks God For 'Successful' Accident (Photo) by tomju(m): 11:27am On Jun 06, 2019
Lol, if the accident was indeed successful will he be alive to tell the story?
atilla:
Happy successful accident to him
CelebritiesRe: Obichie Chidinma Doris: I Desire To Star In Cinema Movies, International Pageant by tomju(m): 9:55pm On Jun 04, 2019
No be to star for Cinema? You go star but just get ready cos your something go hear am. grin grin grin
AutosRe: President Donald Trump's ₦465million Beast Spotted Refueling In London(Pics) by tomju(m): 5:10pm On Jun 04, 2019
I looked at this picture for a long time. I imagine when Nigeria Police Force will reach this level of technology.

Gratefulheart01:
These two ordinary police


beat all the whole Nigeria military, navy, airforce, npf, army


all put together.



My post not to water our own in any way, but oyinbo keep setting the pace. Let africa too rise up to the challenge and develop ourselves, let's fight against those keeping us in darkness. Africa too can be great.

God bless Nigeria force.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Prevented Mohammed Abubakar From Siphoning N11.7b Bauchi Fund - Bala by tomju(m): 4:53pm On Jun 04, 2019
Them go soon come catch you. Na so Marley start.
olorunthobby:
After all the whole millions and billions wey EFCC don collect abeg which accounts all the money dey enter!??Wetin dem dey use all those money dey do ??
We go just dey hear sey dem see billions and millions for person! After the news! nothing nothing again! Abeg! Make we need to probe all these EFCC pipu too jare
CelebritiesRe: Shan George Reacts To Emzy, Ned Nwoko's Son's Claim Of Asking For Number by tomju(m): 4:15pm On Jun 03, 2019
pek:
That's not Shan George. She can't stoop so low to ask for Ned's number like that. That's a fake account.
I thought so too. But when i looked at it again it was clear. Who is shangeorgefilms and who is shangeorge_ on instagram? The first account has over 133k followers. The second one has only 74 followers! with a paltry 3 posts. If there is a fake account among the 2, which do you think would be fake? shangeorge_ with 74 followers right? Guess what, the shangeorgefilms with 133k followers actually is the one that sent that DM, from the screenshots you can see for yourself.

Foreign AffairsRe: Top Ten Youngest Presidents In Africa by tomju(m): 12:32pm On Jun 03, 2019
That is KABILA, OP is very correct. Do you know how to do a picture search on google? Type "google picture search" on google search bar and attached the picture in question. See attached.


famouscargo4u:
The picture attached to number one is George Weah of Liberia and NOT Joseph Kabila of Congo

SportsRe: Six Boxing Greats Who Regained The Heavyweight Title by tomju(m): 12:20pm On Jun 03, 2019
For which category? Shoe get size bro.

JubrinElSudan:
The issue isn't about regaining the belt, the issue is going undefeated the entire duration of your career. 50-0-0. Persons like Mayweather Jnr

My opinion
PoliticsRe: Oil Rich Tongeji Island In Ogun State by tomju(m): 10:29am On Jun 03, 2019
johndoexxx:
Afonja have no oil. Stop deceiving Nigerians that you have oil. Where is Lagos oil after 4 yrs? The only oil in SW is the oil stolen from Ijaw area carved into Ondo state by Obasanjo.
Incorporated in 1982, Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum quickly became one of the leading indigenous oil companies in Nigeria.

In June 1991, the company was granted an Oil Prospecting License (OPL) 309 as a Sole Risk Contract under the Nigerian government's Indigenous Allocation Programme, put in place to encourage the development of a locally owned and operated Nigerian upstream Oil industry.

Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum owns a 60% interest in the Aje Oil and gas field on OML 113, 24km offshore of western Nigeria.

In 2016, Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum announced its first production of crude oil from the Aje Field, the first producing field outside of the Niger Delta in Nigeria.

Since the beginning of the production, Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum has worked closely and in full transparency with all regulatory bodies including the Ministry of Petroleum Resources (MPR). Applicable royalties and taxes due to the Federal Government are settled in due course and in accordance to the legislation in place, contributing positively to the country's budget and the Nigerian population's wellbeing.
As a result of the good standing of the company and its commitment to develop the gas potential of the field, the authorities renewed in August 2018 the OML 113 license for a further period of 20 years. There is Oil in Epe. is that not Lagos. Learn bro, learn.
SportsRe: New Changes To Football Laws On Backpasses, Penalties Etc by tomju(m): 9:59am On Jun 03, 2019
Another change involving goalkeepers is to goal-kicks, which can now be played to a team-mate who is inside the penalty area.
Before now, this was not allowed. Players knew it and they will use it to waste time, knowing the referee will order for a retake of the goal kick. Good one.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky, Jim Ikye, Tonto Dikeh, Halima Abubakar As Zikel Cosmetics Judges by tomju(m): 9:33am On Jun 03, 2019
This Guy you be winch? Same thing i thought. Lol
Ahmed0336:
Tonto besties halima and bobrisky. now we know who made the way for bobrisky to become a judge.


from jim facial expression in the first pic, e be like him no like bob risky
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Loses Against EFCC by tomju(m): 11:00am On Jun 01, 2019
Yes. Did you know that Atiku obtained a waiver to enter US and also evade arrest in US? Na so i hear o.
Hotfreezers:
You don't get my point.

Usoro messed up and his bleep up is being treated. Once effectively done, Udom is automatically in soup cos he can't escape it.

Something slightly similar happened to Atiku and Congressman Jefferson. That's why Atiku can't move in US till today.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Visits Olusosun Dumpsite by tomju(m): 10:00am On Jun 01, 2019
Lol, why is he wearing hard hats to a dump site?
PoliticsRe: Ihedioha Inspects Imo Government House After Okorocha Left (Photos) by tomju(m): 11:21pm On May 31, 2019
The former governor was a dirty somebody lol
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Loses Against EFCC by tomju(m): 10:57am On May 31, 2019
Who said it's not about Udom? How did Paul Usoro came in possession of Akwa Ibom State's Money? Was he the governor? Accountant or even auditor general of the state? Udom is lucky for now due to his immunity. If Paul Usoro is found guilty the matter will enter a new twist by 2023. That you are head of an organization does not mean you cannot be prosecuted. NBA not excluded.
Hotfreezers:
Chai. This is not about Udom, this is about Paul Usoro the number 1 lawyer in Nigeria.

The Efcc would drag the head of the NBA like generator rope just because of misdeeds before he became NBA President.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Stuns Extremely In Green Outfit (photo) by tomju(m): 10:29pm On May 30, 2019
See her, waiting to see who will pee by the roadside so she will say he has a small "Willie", that is all that matters to her. The size! Not the fact that a man peeed by the road side.
SportsRe: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Two Fans Injured In Clashes Ahead Of Europa League (Photos) by tomju(m): 1:10pm On May 29, 2019
Please who knows the APP that i can download to watch the Europa Final Live on my phone as DSTV will not show it?
SportsRe: UEL Final: What You Need To Know Before Arsenal Vs Chelsea Match by tomju(m): 1:06pm On May 29, 2019
Please who knows the APP that i can download to watch the Europa Final Live on my phone as DSTV will not show it?
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Invited To Presidential Inauguration, Shows Off His Invite by tomju(m): 10:24am On May 29, 2019
All,
please take note that federal government invites come generic. No name is typed on them. Even on the Envelopes. During the wedding ceremony of PMB's daughter, First Lady Aisha's invited my boss to attend. The DSS men brought 4 invites to her residence in Asokoro. After i called my boss, she told me to deliver 3 to some of her friends then bring 1 to her in Lagos. Anyone can get the invite. If you know even a PA that works there. They give the invite to people especially civil servants to attend. Some people who are not interested, some hawk the invite as well. I remember once, there was the state banquet. We had 2 invites at home. My boss said i should go and enjoy myself, i declined. I don't believe all those flaunting is my kind of thing. Why would i go and watch a man be driving Range Rover and S class Mercedes upandan, and i be lieng to myself that i belong there. I better concentrate on my life until i upgrade to that level. So imagine when i received the 4 invite, i just posted one online, afterall there is no name. Look at it again if you'll see an addressee.
PoliticsRe: Igbo Group Condemns Ipob’s Sit-at-home Order, Says It Threatens National Unity by tomju(m): 4:48pm On May 28, 2019
The question is where are you from? Tell us we are interested so we know how to answer you. grin
Donmedra:
cheesy it's a known fact you people can't stay a day without doing and begging unity from igbos who you hate because of fear of the Hausa Fulani domination.

I'm not Igbo but every southern tribes can sense the Yorubas fear. Your brothers on nairaland including you proves my point daily
PoliticsRe: Photos From Rotimi Amaechi's 54th Birthday Party by tomju(m): 2:06pm On May 28, 2019
No he is not. His son is chubby, that dude is not
MyGeneration:
Is the boy on dreads Amaechis son?

Look at there lips
PropertiesRe: Onye Eze: A Man We Helped Rented Out Our Property - Man Writes by tomju(m): 1:36pm On May 28, 2019
The annoying thing is the Seun man sef refusing to Ban Porn on his site or moderators not enforcing it. So embarrassing. A work i left my page Nairaland page open. My female colleague sat on my desk started reading comments and laughing, as she was scrolling down she found a very embarrassing full picture porn action! She is one of those "spiri"-speaking in tongues kind of person. Thankfully, for me she know, i'm not into that shit. So she just ignoredc but left a note on my desk. When i came back i got the message. I had to make that embarrassing walk to her desk,to explain that Nairaland is strictly for news, but its dynamic nature allows some mentally retarded humans once in a while drop that there. She smiled and said its okay i understand. Imagine if she was a superior! So i have been doing porn in the office right? Just sad honestly. Nairaland's control is loose. Too loose.
HBB1:
My own was even inside church! grin
It was so embarrassing.
PoliticsRe: “Corrupt Nigerians Will Come After Me In 2023” - President Buhari by tomju(m): 10:34am On May 28, 2019
I'd rather not insult an old man but focus on the issue.
MrTrend:
Must you insult the president?

Don't you have respect for the 'aged?'
CrimeRe: “When I Woke Up, I Realized My Kidney Was Gone” - 23-Year-Old Gambian Human Traf by tomju(m): 10:22am On May 28, 2019
There are certain comments you make and you end up exhibiting a high sense of foolishness. Please permit me to change the last four letters of your name from pool to fool. You're now officially Creepyblackfool!
CreepyBlackpool:
Are you angry because they took your kidney

or because they did not pay you for it sad
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Okoro Arrested By Onye Eze, The Real House Owner by tomju(m): 6:40pm On May 27, 2019
Why arrest her? She is claiming another persons property. Do you know she can start duping people?Who will think she is credit worthy?In march this same Blessing posted a white Brabus G-wagon! see. She is evil. She want make una go commit suicide as e be like say na only she sabi blogging.

CelebritiesRe: Okoro Blessing Admits Lying About building a House as Owner Shows Up by tomju(m): 3:36pm On May 27, 2019
Lol, Yoruba? Okoro nah Igbo nah. Didn't you study geography? grin grin grin grin grin
NaijaOlosho:
This girl is a fool

Yoruba ladies and liesangry
PoliticsRe: VIDEOS Of Asari Dokubo Warning Nnamdi Kanu And IPOB. by tomju(m): 11:57pm On May 26, 2019
You dey call another man bastard meanwhile your name na bastardmod grin grin grin
bastardmod:
useless fat fool.

He has been quiet of late

Bastard fisherman canoe builder
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Talks About Karma, Shades Ubi Franklin by tomju(m): 7:28pm On May 26, 2019
Ubi Franlin is from Cross River State, Ogoja or so. Take note. There is a difference. He may not even speak any Akwa Ibom dialect.
jayson87:
Damn! UBI the Akwa Ibom boy,

I once heard the gist you use to sleep with married women for money, someone in Triple M G said it one time when he was drunk. I waved off, thinking that guy was talking under the influence, but its true what they say, true talk comes out from drunkenness.

Damn! This your yahoo men, EFCC can never trace and find you. Same format different continent. Chaiiii.

I can imagine the barrage of women that would have aborted babies for this guy, just to save their shame,

This reminds me of TBOSS, that girl went hiatus after she started going up and down with you, now her shakara don end, she don carry belle
LiteratureYour Past Is Hunting You! Part 1 by tomju(op): 3:05pm On May 26, 2019
Husband and Wife driving off somewhere, wife's phone rings.....
Wife: Hello
Caller: Hello, Prisiiii long Time!
Wife: Yeah, who is this ?
Caller: Na wao, so you don't have my number again?
Wife: Yeah, i lost my phone so some contacts were gone.
Caller: Ehmm okay its Charles. Charles Mc Davids
Wife: Oh! Charlie! Its been a while how have you been?
Charles: I have been great.
Wife; Ehmm let me call you later i'm kind of busy now, my husband and I are in a discussion.....
Charles: Husband! Emmm okay okay later then
Wife: Bye......Drops the phone.
Baby that was Charles my course mate in School.(Lies)
Oh! okay, that's fine.(Lies, he doesn't mean it)
They continued driving..husband has an interest in that matter, but vowed not to asked the wife further questions just yet. But he was watching, peripherally as my friend would say..."i dey watch you for corner eye, lol
The wife scrolls to the last call and saved the number. Husband simply looks at his wrist watch as notes the time. 2:22pm.
They arrived home had lunch and rested. Wife falls asleep due to tiredness. Hubby picks up wife phone and checked received calls around 2.20pm, and found Charlie Mc saved. He copied the number and saved on his own whatsapp line. Change his profile pic to his wife's own then sent a text.
Sorry Charlie i was kind of busy. Hmm na wa o long time. This one you called me today, wassup?
Charlie responded almost immediately. I am fine. I was shocked to hear you are married. I am o, over 1 year now.
I live in Abuja now.I left Lagos. Wow, anyway Waver and the normal crew came in from London and Pato asked about that my crazy babe Prisi. Oh! so Pato made you remember me abi? Charlie, you will never change, so if Pato didn't ask nko? You haven't told me exactly why you called. (Charlie posted an emoticon...a smiling one)You know now...I know what? What is that? We need girls! Beautiful ones ones o, like the ones you normally supply! Let them come and meet my friends,. We are having a pool party tonight. Really? Well, You know i don't have cheap girls, besides i cant promise anything, you know say i don marry now.
Leave that one first. See Waver is loaded, he will pay atleast 70k each, and 20k for attendance!
Actually, i drive go that Brothel you used to stay near Ikota, Them say you don comot since. Even i met Mama D mama, she said she hasn't heard from you since. So you leave runs all all? .....to be continued...
PropertiesRe: BEAUTIFUL NIGERIAN BUILDING DESIGNS by tomju(m): 3:09pm On May 24, 2019
Hello, there is a parlor design i saw, i would like to see the exterior of that particular house. It has a parlor and dinning with a dual staircase. like butterfly wings gong up. Also email me your numbers on princetomju@gmail.com lets talk. Cheers

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