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Celebrities / Re: Chikezie Ijeoma Celebrates Her Birthday With New Photos by Topgainer: 8:32am On Sep 28, 2017
Nutase:
A won slayer
I had a similar impression, how could she be looking so worn out, rough and old. I thought innocent looks contest and win pageantry.
Religion / Re: 'Corruption Will Not End In Nigeria Till Jesus Comes' - Prophet Abiara by Topgainer: 8:21pm On Sep 24, 2017
What is special about the statement? Ok. It was made by a Nigerian Prophet Abiara.
Corruption, immorality, wickedness and wars are part and parcel of our world. Good and Evil coexist in our world, till Jesus comes to expunge the tares there is no end to them.
Religion / Re: do good by Topgainer: 8:10pm On Sep 24, 2017
10% of earned money is not Tithe and January salary submitted 100% is not first fruit.
Anybody who gave those thinking he gave tithe and first fruit is rewriting the Bible. Both firstfruits and tithe were not money.
There is nothing wrong with a student giving any ℅ of his pocket money to Church provided he/she wasn't coerced, intimidated and forced by way of illegal tithe Registers where those whose names are not found in it are 'ostracized'. Jesus (a priest of the order of Melchizedek) and his Apostles some of whom were from the true tribe of Levites did not demand or take tithe from Christians. Fake Levites are not just coercing people into it, but have made tithe laws to their taste.
Any student, worker or wage earner who gave any % of money to a Church (a place where Christians gather for meetings) gave an offering.
Religion / Re: Avoid These Nigerian, Ghanian Pastors And Prophets by Topgainer: 8:42pm On Sep 23, 2017
Churches and miracle centers where people 'shit' fibroids, women are delivered of Catfish, Snails, Lizard and yam. Magic Church Centers where people vomit rings, chains, seeds of maize, eggs of reptiles and blood as part of 'deliverance'.
Flee from such places, the imposter Jesus they call is different from Jesus the All Powerful who was in the beginning with God.
Shake off the spells cast on you by the talknado sorcerers. Avoid those theatres inspired by 6th and 7th Books of Moses, don't drink the 'anointed' water, 'anointed' blood of Jesus and other things sold by them.

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Religion / Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Talks On Corruption In Church, Nigerian Government by Topgainer: 8:13pm On Sep 23, 2017
The greater greed is when a Pastor seeks for powers from dark places, to be popular and to make money off the gullibles. When a pastor is lured by friends into talknado gangsterism which pays better than yahoo plus because it assures regular hits of miracle hunters every Sunday and Thursdays. Otoborization of Nollywood actresses and Fat-oyinbonization of the Eses Walters do not deter the thoroughly brainwashed who would rather experience the 'Prophetic' Gang leaders and their gimmicks.
It is a learned art and the methods of the theatrics is the same anywhere you find the talknado. From Zimbabwe, to Soweto, from South Africa to Botswana, From Nigeria to Ghana, they are everywhere replicating the arts of fire on the leg, fire on the hand, speakout who are you, if I be a man of god, I am major one and I am seer one, I prophecy as the Chief of Oracles, Senior Prophetic Apostle Joshua MosesElijah, let this woman give birth to that catfish in her womb (while the incorrigible praise Singers cheer on with Papa Prophecy, Daddy deliver her and Pro phe Ciiiiii Papa).
It is the same talknado sorcerers.
And the audience must pay seeds to gods for the entertaining moments at the Theatres.

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Politics / Re: Busted: Thieves Who Got Mad After Stealing A Car Story Was Staged And Fake ! by Topgainer: 6:45pm On Sep 16, 2017
FortifiedCity:
Well kudos to them for the stage play that made headlines around the world
Made headlines in Africa and almost passed the herbalist as a great somebody worthy of patronage. Right now I am trying to fathom the state of people who had sowed seed and paid tithe to him, thinking his incantations and gods can protect vehicles from thefts. Who knows the other stunts in his arsenals. Maybe money doubling for each seed sown by 'faith' and ability to create financial prosperity or 'miracle money' as they call it down there.
Politics / Re: Busted: Thieves Who Got Mad After Stealing A Car Story Was Staged And Fake ! by Topgainer: 5:16pm On Sep 16, 2017
This one nearly passed as real if not for the CCTV which the actors didn't factor in. From that time the clip first surfaced, I am sure the patronage of the shrine or temple would have increased geometrically.
This is exactly the same way talknado gang of miracle workers put up shows at their theatres. They go by the name Snr.Prophet Dr XYZ, Bishop This and Apostle That. They Share knowledge of tricks and spend time rehearsing with the would be actors who are well paid from 10% of monthly salaries and money seedlings coerced from the audience. A good performance like making a woman vomit Lizard, keys and pendants will mean increased assembly of gullibles and more money for Daddy Papa Prophet. Delivering a woman of a catfish in place of a Baby, telepathic shows and smackdowns are also adjudged as good performances.

A simple rule to apply when dealing with man of gods -fraudsters is to consider all those performances staged until proven otherwise. And hold your purse tight when inside those theatres because that is their principal target. All the grammar, stories, mesmerizing testimonies, acts of humility, charity on select few, magics and 'miracles' target only one thing i.e. increase in members and bank account's figures.

This same actors used by the Sangoma can also be used by the talknado gang, they will come highly recommended with this act of striping naked in public for the cash.

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Religion / Re: Rev. Mbaka To Resign As Prophet If This Doesn't Happen On October 1 (must See) by Topgainer: 10:59pm On Sep 15, 2017
Fmr Gov. Chimaroke Nnamani won his second term and is alive. Those who reside in Enugu will understand.
Both Fr Mbaka and Fr Ebube Muonso Obimma should face their jobs. If they think they are from God, they should allow God show that at the appointed time in line with what obtains in Christianity.

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Religion / Re: Man Dumps Church For Praising Highest Tithers In The Last 3 Months by Topgainer: 8:04am On Sep 14, 2017
Nodogragra4me:



What exactly did I not understood properly and who do you reckon told me what you concluded that my standard seem set on?


Jesus didn't preach about tithing but he told the Pharisee that while they practice tithing of a tenth of every of their earnings they have neglected the more important matter of Mercy, faith. That this they ought also to do and not neglect. .... Do I need anyone to explain to me that he wanted much more than tithe but did not condenm it? Does it take a third part telling to understand a straight forward admonition from Matt 23:23 ......Do I need your counselling to know that Heb 7:8 says that tithes are collected here on earth by men who die but that the records are with him in heaven who bears witness.


I am convince as a simple minded Christian without RESEARCH capacity that tithing is for today's Christian. I do not believe and have never seen any part of the scripture as meant for a separate Christians called native Jews or Hebrews .... Any and every part of the Bible is for the universal Church otherwise the death of Jesu would be deemed to be for a particular Jews...The natives .....The scriptures say I am written to teach you, correct you as well as serves as an example ...Do it as they did with the attitude they did and you will see result ...Romans 15:4 and 2 Timo 3:16

For everything that was written in the past was written to teach us, so that through the endurance taught in the Scriptures and the encouragement they provide we might have hope.

All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness

I never wish to be a research fellow of the holy spirit ... Let Him do the search and just give me instructions.

Tithing got me out of my financial desert .... And I have never tithe lower sum than the previous month since my encounter in a dream with the spirit of God on this matter of tithing. I started tithing and keeping records after mine encounter ....First months 14,000.... Second months 16,000... Third month 22,000 and fourth and on it kept increasing.

I am not a young adolescent. I am married with family. I know when the water shield arrived in my life ....I never will subscribed to researching anything history of the Bible ... The Bible is all that I need
Mt 23:23 is not an admonition on Christian tithe. It was addressed to Pharisees (Jews) who were under the law. Besides, it was still on Jewish tithe of farm produce (Cummins, mint, grains e.t.c).
Heb 7:8 like most of the book of Hebrews, recalled the history of Israel and the persuasion to accept Jesus as the fulfilment of the laws. It is was not addressed to greeks and gentiles who had no business with all Jewish laws.
If you say you gave 10% of your money earnings as tithe, you have no Bible-Christian justification for that. Money was not used as tithe in the Hebrew laws assuming you wanted to practice Hebrew laws. If it is Christianity you practice then you should know that not all the things in the Bible you are to do. Some especially from the old testament through the acts at Jerusalem during the time of Jesus are purely Jewish traditions and such stories.


A 10% of your financial earnings given to a Church is not tithe, it is offering. In fact, it doesn't matter what percentage you gave, your cheerfulness in giving is what matters and the blessings of God meets your neigbours who gave 1% or the neighbour who gave 20% as well. Don't massage your ego on righteousness, that your are obeying the Hebrew tithe laws. You have not met the demands which I don't think you know.
The Jewish tithe was on crops.
The Jewish tithe is meant for the Temple at Jerusalem
There is a tithe break in some farm seasons.
People with large harvest, that can't transport the tithe, sell them and buy back the crops on getting to Jerusalem.
The Jews also ate the tithe with family members and the poor neighbours in some seasons.
The Levites were in the picture because they were not supposed to be given an inheritance among the tribes
Abraham tithed only once and it was spoils of war.
Jacob promised if some conditions were met, to tithe his earnings (a cattle rearer) but there was no record he did.
So say the truth, are you practicing the Jewish tithe laws? Or the vision of a man of gods who is a fake levite.

Above all, Jesus didn't collect tithe from his followers. Peter, Paul and other Apostles who were the founding fathers of the early Church didn't talk about tithe and no record they emphasized on tithe or took tithes in the Churches they presided.
The present crop of Prosperity and money Preachers are the abominations of the Church. They are the corruption that is defiling the Church.
Religion / Re: Begging In The Church by Topgainer: 10:11am On Sep 13, 2017
I will suggest you do the following:
Write the welfare department at the Headquarters, copy the Regional head, State head and Zonal head. Make them understand that you are on the verge of losing members to competitors, assure them that being a new branch with growth potentials, it will repay the assistance and loans sooner. They may help you or they may send you to another branch, replacing you with someone with proven records of building a new branch without asking for assitance.
A 100k 'bombardment' of needs in the circumstance you just narrated means you really have poor members. In some branches that amount is just a school fees for a ward.
You can decide to meet well- to -do individuals in your former branch to help out. The problem with this is that most people are beginning to see most large Pentecostal Churches as Business Centers and Commerce especially with the crass display of wealth and luxury by the Executive Officers. And contributions like this, that will help grow a franchise or branch are often done with reluctance. People like me will prefer to give to the poor or render assistancs without affiliating it to any Church enterprise, which to me is a direct marketing for a Church brand.
You may also tell the poor ( calling them beggers is derogatory) the true financial state of your branch. Those who will stay, stay; the rest can move to another brand where their needs will be met.

Goodluck Sir.
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman: "Why A Marriage Can Be Dissolved" (VIDEO) by Topgainer: 10:40pm On Sep 12, 2017
Smartademu:
Sorry sir, but that is not what Jesus said o. According to Him both of them must remain single until one of them dies, then the other can remarry. Lobatan, NO ADDITION NO SUBTRACTION!
The bold is According to Apostle Paul and it is one of his many personal opinions.
Jesus permitted divorce and remarry (Matthew 19:9) in situations of Adultery not that it is not forgiveable but it is difficult to endure an unrepentant philanderer. He frowned at the flimsy excuse men give in sending away their wives which was so common in Israel at the time.
When you look at that Adultery critically you will understand that many subsets are there. Most men that come back rejecting their wive's food, touch and conjugal meetings; men who return home to beat up their wives regularly have mistresses outside.
Religion / Re: Man Dumps Church For Praising Highest Tithers In The Last 3 Months by Topgainer: 8:55pm On Sep 12, 2017
PointZerom:

I am a thither if you're not happy goan die.
You have never paid tithe, you only dashed the 10% of your salary out to men most of whom don't deserve it. 10% of one's salary is not tithe and 100% of January salary is not first fruit offering.
"Goan die"
You can be a better person when you censor your language. If your present lord and prophet can't help you in priming your words, abandon him and locate a new Daddy.
Religion / Re: How Pastor Lazarus Muoka's Prophecy Ended Nigerian's Recession by Topgainer: 12:20pm On Sep 12, 2017
Marketers!
I didn't know Pastor Lazarus Muoka does this Prophecy stuffs.
luckynewsinfo:
How Pastor Lazarus Muoka's prophecy ended Nigerian's recession. This is a sponsored pst...
On Tuesday, the 5th day of September, 2017, The Chief Servant of God in charge of The Lord's Chosen Charismatic Revival Ministries, gave a prophecy
concerning the economic situation of the country. In his prophecy he said,
hours after he gave the prophecy, there's an announcement in the evening that Nigeria is no longer in recession.
The prophecy business is the hardest in the mix. Pastor Lazarus will need to learn more from people like T.B. Joshua who has been in the business for long. It is not easy.
I think the Q2 growth has been long before 5th September. 4% growth was not achieved in a week and so it can't be considered a prophecy among the knowledgeable population.
Religion / Re: Man Dumps Church For Praising Highest Tithers In The Last 3 Months by Topgainer: 12:02pm On Sep 12, 2017
PointZerom:

You are wasting your time if you're teaching me to stop tithing. Show me a place in the Bible where tithing is discouraged or keep mute.
You have never tithed. How can you stop what you aren't doing ? 10% of your salary given to a Church or a Bishop is not tithe just like 100% of your January salary submitted to a Pentecostal overlord is not first fruit and can never represent the Jewish first fruit.
Go on! give your offerings (any % of your choice) but don't overly feel righteous about observing a non existent law for Christians. And don't forget once there's compulsion, subtle laws, coercion and intimidation to it, it is no longer a Christian offering.
Religion / Re: Man Dumps Church For Praising Highest Tithers In The Last 3 Months by Topgainer: 10:55am On Sep 12, 2017
PointZerom:

Tithing is righteousness and not sin. Deal with with.
Righteousness is not Tithing. In Christianity, righteousness is achieved through Faith in the finished works of Jesus. [ read up the meaning of righteousness for Christians. Galatians, Colossians, Hebrews and Romans]
What you pay from your earnings and name it tithe, is not tithe. It is the corrupted version of it. It is neither the tithe of Abraham nor the Jewish tithe, it is not also a Christian tithe because there is no such terminology among the early Church. Till that time when men of gods spurred by greed besieged the Church with the ideas of running empires and businesses it was not talked about.
Of course, it is not a sin to give an offering of 10% or anyother % of your monthly salary for any good course. But it is a sin against conscience to use that for inglorious course like funding a party pastor or a philandering Bishop/Prophet/Apostle/Evangelist and indeed any sweet talking crook out there.
Religion / Re: Man Dumps Church For Praising Highest Tithers In The Last 3 Months by Topgainer: 4:37pm On Sep 11, 2017
Broderick555:
Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Yes he fulfilled them so that we can be free from all the yokes of the Law. Yoke that was so hard for the religious Jews to keep all its demands is it you of a computer age that can keep all of it (613 laws)?
Thank God for Jesus who summarized all the laws and gave you just a statement. You shall love the Lord thy God with all thine heart and Love your enemies as yourself. And to help you with this he gave the Holy Spirit to remind you of the things He taught.

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The law has not been destroyed for the lawbreakers and for all those who think they can keep the whole Jewish law. Goodluck to them with their struggles. But woe to the modern Pharisees who reside on well decorated thrones, in palatial Churches and temples, demanding financial aspects of the Jewish laws upon Christians.
As for me and my family, in Jesus we found a fulfilment of the laws and hidden in him, we act as the unpredictable wind of the spirit leads our hearts.
The Choice is yours!

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Religion / Re: Man Dumps Church For Praising Highest Tithers In The Last 3 Months by Topgainer: 4:18pm On Sep 11, 2017
PointZerom:


Stop quoting the Bible out of context. If paying One million as tithe out of ten million God blessed me with is a sin, Oluwa Pls bring more money I am ready to "sin" more.
An2elect2 write up is filled with Christian context. If you have ever given 10% of your salary and call it tithe, you are wrong because that is not tithe. You only gave an offering and if you gave it out of obligation or compulsion, then it is no longer the Christian offering.


Offerings, alms giving, charity and kindness attracts blessings which are not tied to the amount or percentages but to the cheerfulness of the act. E.g. Mr A who gave 80% of his salary grudgingly, i.e. thinking of other things he would have used the money for is not likely to attract more blessings than Mr B who gave 1% thinking of how he could give more to better the lifes of his/her neighbour the next time.

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Religion / Re: Man Dumps Church For Praising Highest Tithers In The Last 3 Months by Topgainer: 3:59pm On Sep 11, 2017
An2elect2:
Christians are not mandated to pay tithe. We are free in Christ and all our givings should be as the Spirit leads else we are empty professors.

Any church that is collecting tithe is not only robbing you but placing you under the curse of the law. It says for all who rely on the works of the law are under a curse, as it is written: "Cursed is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law." Galatians 3:10.

There are 613 laws that are to be kept to be right with God. No man kept these except Christ. And through His death we are free from the rule and condemnation of the law. If Christ has freed you from the Law why do you still entangle yourself with its yoke, bringing yourself under bondage and condemnation by obeying wicked men who only want to fleece you for their gain?

Isn't Christ enough? Don't you trust the Spirit of Christ to lead you? Isn't Christ your righteousness, the reason you stand justified before God is it because you pay tithe (keep 1 of 613 laws)? or because you believe in Jesus Christ?
Nothing but the truth.
In addition, the Newbreed Christian tithe law which demands that people should bring a 10% of salary (money) didn't originate from the Bible.
Jews gave a 10% of farm produce for the temple store house. There was money then yet nobody was asked to tithe money.
Jews had a tithe break and observed jubilee.
Jews also ate tithe ( referring to farm produce) with strangers and poor among them at some seasons.
Concerning Abraham, the period before the law, he was only recorded to have given tithe just once in his lifetime. And it was not his earnings but spoils of war.
People who give a 10th of salary to a Church are not different from the person who gives 0.5% of his/her salary as both givings are rightly offerings.
10% of one's salary does not represent the Jewish tithe or the tithe Abraham gave once.
In some Church enterprises they load people with guilt of not paying tithes as if it is a crime against a Christian law punishable by dearth of all financial incomes in the non-tithers life. Some devised a means of stratifying the Church goers in their buildings into tithers (just bring something), non-tithers and faithful tithers (bring 10%) in a register just like the twitter user observed.
Now, this is far from the truth.
The blessings of God in Christ Jesus is accessible to all who truely believe in the completed work of Christ. That blessings does not depend on 10% salary or profit submission and the blessings does not select people based on tithe.
If men of gods were God not only will they ostracize people from Churches for not submitting a 10% of salary, they will create a special Hell of suffering for people who do not obey the order. They can't do either of them.

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Religion / Re: Avoid These Nigerian, Ghanian Pastors And Prophets by Topgainer: 7:36am On Sep 10, 2017
Bishop: You cannot receive all the words I have impacted into your lives in this 4 days convention without sowing a seed. Papa's anointing to cause a change in your lives can only be sealed with a seed. And Isaac sowed a seed and reaped an hundred fold. You must, therefore, come forward with your seeds.
We are building 3 universities simultaneously, we took no loan from any bank. It is simply because we tested gods with seed. I am a sower, I sowed to ArchBishop Idahosa and I am still sowing. To get breakthrough, sow very large sums like Isaac. Sow everything in faith and the oil/mantles/words I have released will work for you. You can't be a child of this commission without being a sower.

Emeka (seated at a far corner of the auditorium, murmuring): I sowed my business capital in last year's program but I didn't see an hundred fold of it. Only Bishop keep getting an hundred fold from us

Bishop cont'd: Make sure this year's seed is bigger put your faith in seeds to work. Seed time and Harvest time shall not cease. I pray for you that your fountain of blessings shall never run dry. gods shall open wisdows of money and rain it heavily upon you; you shall prosper because of the seeds. Activate the grace to work for you through your faith seeds today.

Emeka's wife: Darling where are you going?
Emeka: To sow seed. Didn't you hear what Papa just said?

Emeka's wife: Darling I don't agree, we aren't sowing for this year. Others should "sow and try too"
Last year seed you sowed with money you meant for China trip nearly ruined us. If not that my brother Ekene helped us, we should have been on the streets today. Remember, we are yet to repay the loan we took from Chief Magnus and the tuition fees for Ada and Brian has not been paid for this session.

Emeka: I want to use the money I'm saving for the roofing of our village house for seed. I want to try again this year, if this seed doesn't work, this year will be the last.

Emeka's wife: what? You mean we are not moving into that house this year. Darling please, don't step out there. I don't want to continue squatting in your brother's house this December. I don't like the way your brother Okey's wife treats us just because we stay with them anytime we come home for Christmas. I think we should take a break from seed of this year. We can continue next year.
Bishop: redouble your seeds and take this mantle from this altar to any stagnant area of your life and see a turn around.
Raise your bottle of oil and mantle, receive!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Forces Woman To Use Her Suv To Sow Seed by Topgainer: 6:31am On Sep 10, 2017
Jet owners do worse and are never arrested. The empires you see around them are built from obtaining by false pretences, which is a crime. It is only a crime when poor Gbenga is involved.
On this forum, some of us have sought for the justification for sowing money seed to pass prayers to God. Jesus didn't teach that as a precondition for asking in His name. It is actually faithless to be conned by a full time con artist this way.
Today again, faithless people are going to be coerced to sow money in local and hard currencies so that the egunje loving gods will at least consider their burning heart desires and needs. And the god of men will anoint the seed sown specially because it solves his financial needs specially. https://www.nairaland.com/1479564/avoid-these-nigerian-ghanian-pastors
Religion / Re: Anambra Elections: Dr Chris Okafor Under Pressure From CIA To Run by Topgainer: 7:27pm On Sep 09, 2017
He is currently the personal spiritual adviser to scores of Nigerian State Governors, Senators, Ministers, and presidents in numerous countries around the world.
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Scores of Governors grin
Necromancers had field day at Aso Rock under President Jonathan, the climax was collecting money to predict a second term for Mama Peace and Husband.
CIA grin shameless false Prophets and their shameless hired praise singers. A thousand (1000) human skulls can't give talknado sorcerer the governor of Anambra state, he should focus on his sheeples and be happy that his spell on them is working.
Religion / Re: Make Up Your Minds Christians, Is The Law Done Or Not? by Topgainer: 10:21pm On Sep 08, 2017
Goshen360:
Everything about the law and the old testament is fulfilled in Christ. Christians are done away with the law of the old testament INCLUDING THE 10 COMMANDMENTS. The Spirit in you is now what guides and lead you through the complete word of God.
The Truth and I align with this. The new covenant for Christians [paraphrased] says no more will somebody say to his neighbour know the Lord, thy God; for they shall know me from the least of them to the eldest as the Spirit of the Lord will teach them the ways of the Lord God.
I was in a service in one Pentecostal Church years ago when a Pastor on instruction from the Headquarters asked all the first child to come out and redeem themselves with certain amounts for them to be free of troubles. He hinged his sermon on Jewish laws and many of the first child came out to fulfill the law. And raise fund for the HQ. Ignorance is a disease and the ignorant is a slave to the smart men.
Religion / Re: "Dead Pastor Wokoma David Resurrects After 48 Hours In Mortuary" - Facebook User by Topgainer: 7:11pm On Sep 08, 2017
tamethem:

I have not said the story is true because I dont know the guy and it all could be arranged YES. But for anyone to say its fake is wrong too except if that person is an atheist that really doesnt believe in God.
Except you dont believe there is a God in heaven but if you believe that nothing is impossible for God then its very possible.
Child, one day you will begin to see things the way they are not from an illusive perspective. I am not an Atheist and I say without mincing words that whatever happened there was completely staged. Nobody was truely dead.
You don't need such dramas and lies to make people believe in God.
Religion / Re: "Dead Pastor Wokoma David Resurrects After 48 Hours In Mortuary" - Facebook User by Topgainer: 7:03pm On Sep 08, 2017
babs3g:

you too can try it, go to the mortuary alive and sleep there for 48hrs and come back alive to testily, i will then believe your claim
If you believed any line in that marketing write up then I have no business convincing you that you are easily and thoroughly brainwashed by the gimmicks of slave Master gods of men. Where do I start from? Should I tell you that nobody died, nobody resurrected, that the testimony is completely false and staged. But I believe some pastors can sleep in morgue for reasons best known to them, sleep in cemetery, in deep pits, some dare to be buried alive and were exhumed cold dead. I will not make myself available for men like Ibiyeomie to use for experimentation. He and his gang should start from resurrecting a bag of dead crayfish in any popular Market. Raising an embalmed Wokoma David in a big teaching hospital is the extreme of stage shows. Nobody gave Bishop Ibiyeomie and his gang such powers, get that into your head.

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Religion / Re: "Dead Pastor Wokoma David Resurrects After 48 Hours In Mortuary" - Facebook User by Topgainer: 2:57pm On Sep 08, 2017
billyG:
why was he turn back frm heaven is he a badazz sinner?
I always tell people that all those I was dead went to heaven and god sent me back are liers.
The same with the other common category of I died went to Hell and was sent back to tell the world to repent, bigger liers. The boldness of preachers and anointed men of gods these days, to the extent they lie against lie is phenomenal. They lie alot. Tufiakwa!
Religion / Re: "Dead Pastor Wokoma David Resurrects After 48 Hours In Mortuary" - Facebook User by Topgainer: 2:36pm On Sep 08, 2017
doctokwus:

It's a scam,packaged again for nitwits.
(1)No corpse is left for up to 24hours in any mortuary without embalming.
(2)The process of embalming itself:the chemical used and the organs and tissues penetrated would kill a fully healthy man,talkless of one whose system has got so weakened as to be believed dead!
My guess is that either this man was sleeping in his house and the wife/church sold this resurrection crap in the morgue or he bribed the mortuary attendants to sell this story to boost his church business.
Most of the populace are illiterates that is why superstition and Lies thrive. I knew nothing like embalming took place there the moment I read that line, that was the first loophole in the drama not that I see Bishop Ibiyeomie as different from other hustlers and extortionists.
The gang that brought the man into the morgue carried him out the same night they acted the script. Nobody died and nobody was resurrected 3 days after embalming. Happening at a big hospital of all places, it will be reported in world journals and it should place the hospital in world map. Nobody's wastes time investigating and making a report on such nonsense.
On a lighter note,
the gang should start by resurrecting a bag of crayfish in any of the popular markets around them, that will swell up the satellite Church this coming Sunday.

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Religion / Re: Lady Sees Her Menstruation At Living Faith Church, Umuahia After 6 Years (Photos by Topgainer: 12:06pm On Sep 08, 2017
tamethem:


He started seeing and went home and became blind again. Listen to yourself he started seeing. At least he saw when prayed for. Thank God you said he saw.

When Jesus healed ppl he used to say go and sin no more. If you go back to your sin after getting your miracle whatever the aftermath is your cup of tea.

You got a miracle at a Crusade and got home enter the room you keep your deity and offered sacrifice to it. You will surely go blind again or even die on the spot.
What an excuse! So how many people got 2 minutes miracle from Jesus and immediately they got home the miracle disappeared just like magic. Any record that anybody Jesus healed got the disease back. "Go and sin no more or worse things will befall you" is often taken out of context by magicians. I have witnessed those five minutes miracles by a Popular Nigeria Pastor, it is rightly a magic for the entertainment of the viewers.

When ever you guys want to mock God always come along with your brain.

Miracles are real and your not believing its real doesnt make it fake. grin
This is not a miracle, that blood is not a menstruation blood. Whatever it is, that woman and the Pastor know better.

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Religion / Re: "Dead Pastor Wokoma David Resurrects After 48 Hours In Mortuary" - Facebook User by Topgainer: 11:42am On Sep 08, 2017
Most likely he was taken to the mortuary alive but unconscious and regained consciousness there just as they brought the body for embalming.
They cannot resurrect any dead mosquito let alone a dead person. They should take the prayers to the other corpses at the mortuary. Subject that jamboree to thorough investigation and see the claim to the resurrection of the dead Wokoma David, fail woefully.
Even the wife knew her husband was sleeping but the church marketers so quick to attribute the powers that Prophet Ibiyeomie lacked to his ministry are there in their numbers promoting the franchise. T.B. Joshua with all the powers he professes performed a stunt on a 'dead' man in his Church but the clips proved beyond doubt it was staged. Since then, he never replayed that clip and he has not staged another like that one.

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Religion / Re: A TRIP TO Hell-testimony Of Pastor Philip Mantofa by Topgainer: 2:11pm On Sep 06, 2017
Nice story from the imaginations of the Pastor. I agree that Occultic religious leaders like the ones extorting and enslaving people have mansions and estates in Hell but no human, alive has been to Hell fire or Heaven.
I died for 2 days, went to Heaven then God sent me back to earth. Lies!
I died or was in coma or in a trance for 1 week, went to Hell and God sent me back to earth with a message that people should repent. Bigger Lies

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Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by Topgainer: 11:06am On Sep 06, 2017
bedspread:
Bro Whoever calls himself Pastor, it's GOD dt will deal with him
SMH. Who will deal with those that don't call themselves Pastors ? Has Prophet Tim Omotosho been released from the hook of law men? It appears the South African authorities will disagree with your quoted theory.
Religion / Re: Avoid These Nigerian, Ghanian Pastors And Prophets by Topgainer: 10:58am On Sep 06, 2017
Gravas:
Too many fake pastors these days.
Very many
Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by Topgainer: 10:53am On Sep 06, 2017
The picture before he was initiated into the talknado gangsterism and the picture after he has paid the dues. Talknado gang is an occult group that serve gods which can do all things except to rain money from the sky for his spokesperson. Therefore, the gangster prophet must collect endless seeds on god's behalf to speed up the upward movement of prayers. The gangster blesses himself with all the enslaved are made to submit and the enslaved have to wait for Faith to return his investments. It is a vain thing for any man to put his trust in any member of this mesmerizing gangsters full of evil schemes.
Talknados make their sheeples do worse than kissing shoes.

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