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Tell the general say no be by push ups

US general Norman Schwarskoff prolly couldnt do 5 push ups when he pushed out Iraq from Kuwait in less than three months, in 1991.

Ponder

Im broke:
I can deal with that. Credit card dey. No problem

I'm In in my period:
Damn!!. But you know
what?no worries. I can use double condoms

Just wait till our wedding night:
DAMN YOU
AND THAT WEDDING AINT GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME

I'm pregnant:
Who done it? Bc it ain't mine. u better go do something about this. And pretty soon.

You are not good in bed:
Really? Then let's do it again. Practice makes perfect. Bc I'm the alagara oku nkwa 1 of umumkpi and honorary professor of akpa amu in the university of amuotele

Story Story Story

All we see/hear are "i will", photos, promises, flip-flopping,

Facts: Boko Haram are growing stronger under Mr Buhari. Economy is sinking.

There is Fire on the mountain, run run run. . . . .

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Embarrassing that a President has to do a press conference with a secretary (equivalent of minister) this conference shoulda been with Nigeria's minister of foreign affairs, not the President. But bc this President is sooo keen on photos, this is what we got. Smh

Jesusloveyou:
if they have never take up govt job or award any contract to their private firm, and their tax payments is correct

. . . . . . . . . . if they have never take up govt job or award any contract to their private firm, and their tax payments is correct . . . . . . then perhaps they are not Nigerians

ModiKen:
Very good recommendations. Wld intimate his excellency once he returns from the U.S.

BTW, those who sponsored them before the ISIS allegiance definitely be in the know of the workings between Boko Haram and ISIS.

However, in my opinion, the major thing I think BH gets from ISIS is finance.

Hmmm, how you take sabi? I'm begining to suspect you

Yhunoos:
Sai Buhari
Man of integrity
Na only you sure pass for naija


But seriously na only 3 out of 36 pass the test..

The question should be;
How did those three pass the test. Investigate the test procedure.

Funny thing is, for all the noise being made about this trip, people here in America won't even notice his visit. CNN America, FOX, CBS and the major networks won't even carry the news . They may mention it in passing,

But anyways, I hope Obama has a good translator to translate Buhari's English into English

ahsekeena:
They should just chill.







I wonder why God allows stuff like this,he coulda just sent thunder to strike the robbers down,but he didn't. He is indeed a patient God.

Or perhaps he was arranging the thunder to strike down fake pastors usong his name to steal from poor masses, which is more of concern to him than some hungry unemployed men whom he expects the church to feed but the church steals from them and others

ModiKen:
How do u expect him to stop the suicide bombings with no inside knowledge of who n who is providing them with logistic and financial support?

Some of these persons he is going after are definitely sponsors of boko haram or at best they have inside knowledge of the workings of the terrorist sect.

Do u remember Jonathan saying Boko Haram had infiltrated his govt?

They have persons collaborating with them; persons that held sensitive positions in GEJ's administration.

Good thing they are not taking over territories and placing their flags as a show of ownership. Then I would say PMB has failed just like GEJ.

But they have changed tactics; SUICIDE BOMBINGS are no being used, if u haven't noticed!

You seem to be crime and war expert, can you pls give us some recommendations on how he could stop the suicide bombings with no inside knowledge of those providing logistic and financial support for them?

One urgent method will be the immediate extra funding of military, police, military intelligence etc

Seal all borders connected with the north-east. And also closely monitor inter-state borders between the three main states involved

Metal detectors EVERWHERE in those states. Churches, mosques, markets, parks, even random use of metal detectors to ordinary passers-by in the streets and villages

Dusk to dawn curfew in those states

Commence efficient "combing" of the associated forests where the boko haram hide outs could be

Random searching of random homes, schools, mosques, etc throughout those states

These very difficult measures will slow down the bombings. Then we could take our time to commence investigations into who is sponsoring the menace. Or dont you know sometimes investigations could take years? And even at that it may not always be productive. So should we wait all these time to know who is sponsoring boko haram?

And by the way, whoever sponsored them in the past may no longer be relevant as ISIS has taken over boko haram. So he may as well go to syria/iraq to locate the leadership or sponsors of boko haram which is now known as the islamic state west african province.

Good luck with that

Rare momebt of truth from a pathological liar called Buhari. He has effectively stopped his trained liars and propagandists who have been giving the credit to him.

Perhaps something good came from GEJ's ill fated administration

ModiKen:
Have u heard the phrase "deal with a persistent problem from the root"?

What do u do when u have a stubborn grass that keeps popping up on ur lawn despite cutting it from the top on several occasions?

What d'you do when a cancer patient is in extreme pains and can't breathe?

Ans: give him oxygen, pain killers, . . . . . . Then draw up a plan on how to combat the cancer, which will be a long term plan. But the pain and breathlessness can't wait.

Lesson: Urgent issues are handled urgently, chronic issues are given long term efficient plan

Stop the killings, then investigate corruption which will take yrs to stop.

Get the fox out of the poulty and after the fox is eliminated we can now worry about who opened the door for the fox to enter

Common sense

ModiKen:
No he isn't because six weeks into his administration he is already probing those that were tasked with dealing with Boko Haram but failed to do so.

Next Minimah and other sevice chiefs.

And after enuf evidence have been gathered....next stop GEJ.

If you have lost someone or maybe one arm or leg to Boko Haram madness, u won't mind whatever means is used to get those that should have taken steps to put an end to those terrorists

Yea, he's probing people while Boko Haram is Bombing people. And people are supporting him. Hmmn. We just don't deserve good governance in nigeria. We deserve this crap call Buhari.

What a shame

ifyalways:
Tosheeee.
Tosh ele maka Otele sef? Now that it's just mu na gi left here amongst the oldies, ngwa kwa m eziokwu, gi na nwanne nwanyi Otele a kpara for real?
Romeo
Ikomi
Presido
Nnenneigbo
Oziomatv
Ghettochyk
Skimpychyk

O dikwa egwu. Ify na Tosh na ekele oo

Ify otele gara ga burn-uo my cable ebe nwanne ya nwayi nu. The girl no gree for me. Ihe nile m mere yet the nwa ekweghi ka m taa ya ashi nile m turu, plus aruruala nile m ruru, the nwa no gree. Ya si m gaa hu papa ya maka olulu before ya emepee ukwu ya. Okweghi m piri di nke wu aradin'obi ya sef
Nani aki onu ka okwere nye m.

O di mma?

And the Clueless President says we are winning the war.

Nigeria is in trouble

Chineke lekwe

ifyalways:
I chetakwalaram session MariaGoretti na Toshmann. LOL
Love elu elu. Ihu ha abuo then i ga-echekwa ma ha a choro ilu di na nwanyi nke taa nke echi. lol I think Maria became born again then dumped Tosh

Well, Ify dumpu-kwara Preselect. No shaking
EzePromo, lol, ole ebe that boy no ugbu a? Nna mehn mmadu etele ebe a

Ifylacious ifybembe, ndi nile bidoro threadia alaala ya afo munna gi. . . .therefore. . . . . . as a matter of fact. . . . hence. . . . and henceforth. . . . . . consequently. . . . . . . ipso facto. . . . . . . Uhm. . . . ehm . . . . ighotala ihe m mean-iri

Ify o. . .
Ka m ga choo condom jare k'anyi kpaa onwe anyi obioma.

Na look i de look Nigeria now, i don tire to de shout . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chai Buhari

ajepako:
Guy, I'm a southerner just like you but whatever our political differences with the north, they are still members of the human race and we should not wish this on anyone..

No offense intended..

I agree with you. . . . . in principle. . . . but i wish and hope the northerners so understand that we southerners are also human. . . . . . . if they did we wouldnt have been having etthno-religious killings since the 1950s

YoursGEJ:
DID YOU NOTICE THIS AMAZING SCENARIO?
Without Power minister:
- Electricity supply has greatly improved

Lie

Without Petroleum minister:

- refineries are almost fully revamped, to commence production within a month.

In other words, refineries aint yet refined. Wait for full production before u start singing. Otherwise this is propaganda

- Disappearance of fuel queues without oil marketers holding country to ransom.
- Stoppage of phantom fuel subsidy payments to the cabal, & reducing it from over N5b to N1.8b per day.

When GEJ wanted to remove this subsidy u guys wanted him crucified.
It is called Hypocrisy, also knows as APC

Without Finance minister:
- External reserves increased by $3b in a month.
- Bailout to states to clear 8 months salary arrears.
- Closure of all secret govt accounts.
- Maintenance of a single Federation Account for all FG revenues.

Did the NASS approve this huge bailout expenditure that emanated miraculously from an "empty treasury"?

Without External Affairs minister:
- Secured multilateral cooperation of all neighbouring countries for a MJTF against Boko Haram.
- G7 cooperation and support in fight against insurgents.

The same strategy GEJ employed and he was vehemently criticized by Buhari and his supporters
It is called Hipocrisy, also known as APC

Without Commerce & Trade minister:
- Concluded package to revamp local industries.
-Again a marching order for the resuscitation of our dead Textile Industries was given.

Yada yada yada. where are the revamped industries?
what are their products?
How many extra people did they employ.
Liars. Crooks and Hypocrites

All in barely a month!
l'm delighted about the prospect, when PMB would have touched all sectors of our national life.
...A NEW SHERIFF IS IN TOWN!...
● Former Imo State Governor Ohakim granted N270million bail for N270million fraud as in return the EXACT money you stole shikena!
● Lamido Ex Nig. Foreign minister and Ex-Jigawa Gov. and sons remanded in Prison
● Ex-Adamawa Gov. Nyako and son remanded in Prison
● Companies linked to Nnamani Ex-Enugu Gov. Loose assets to FG

Yea yea, ikedi ohakim to return his loot, nyako and sons to be in prison for one or two months (not returning their stolen funds, they prolly ised it to sponsor buhari's campaign) nnamani's companies loose assets, nobody touches Tinubu's assets, El Rufai 90b naira, no questions asked, Okonji iweala, Diezeani, Stella Odua to be hanged, all hail the king of justice and fairness

And so on and so forth. Ah Ah PMB, na only you waka come?

The days of "Goat-Eat-Yam-And-Go-Free" are over! Watch out for more... ‪#‎Change‬ is really here!

~Jack Obinyan-Buhari 09/07/2015

Now let me tell you what has been happening since Buhari came to power
1. Boko Haram is Baaaaack with a bang. Over 500 killed in JUST 30 days
2. Fulani cattle rearers now killing in terrific manners
3. Kidnapping is back in the south
4. Naira is now on a free fall. $1= ~200-250
It was about 150-180 when GEJ ruled.

5. The NASS is now a "fuji house of commotion". A joke.
6. Cross-River state has been bombed by the NIGERIAN MILITARY. With heavy casualties. Unreported bubthe APC controlled media.

7. Stop Deifying Buhari. Sobfar he has failed and failed woefully. He still has 3yrs and 11months to redeem himself. And he wont do so by propaganda.

Anyways make i no blame them.
Im sure 24hrs uninterrupted power supply will also excite them
One yr uninterrupted power amd wayer supply will shock them. . . perhaps some of them will even die of the shock

But no be their fault sha

haywire1:
All classes, if possible keep repeating classes and refusing to promote

Correct guy

Dollyak:
I truly feel sorry for buhari. His hands are tied

Nigerians have seen it all.

Sorry for Buhari? Indeed!
He asked for it, he campaigned for it. He saw it all and wanted it. He said he has the key to the solution, he said he is the answer. He told us GEJ is the problem. Now why are u sorry for him? Is he the one being killed? Is he hungry? Poor? Unsafe?
My dear, save ur "sorry" for the next few victims of Boko Haram, save ur "sorry" for the chibok girls (if it's not a scam). Save ur "sorry" for the poor, unrecognized hardworking nigerians who deserve better and stop feeling sorry for a man who is safe and secure, rich, has the job he wanted, slow to appoint ministers, quick to build Helipads, slow to stop Boko Haram, quick to secure Aso Rock etc

Sorry my nyash

henchamb:
They would soon invade here shouting govt of pictures as if no be person wey dey work dey get pictures

We could have been shouting soemthing else if he were to have any achievement for us to shout for. But for now, the only thing he has givem us is photos. . . . and his supporters present the photos as achievement, and so we oblige them as the government of photos or as some people will say "the Photocratic Republic of Buhari"

This guy has achieved a lot of photos . . . . . ahaa and a rejuvenated Boko haram

Chai! Buhari!

whizzzz:
this is becoming a hobby... if I say repent the end is near, they will say this dude is pathetic. anyway some people are demons in disquise. bomb blast now has a series from jos twin blast to kaduna nd nw rivers under one week...not to mention the non stop attack of villaqes in plateau...only God knows wat next, who's next and were is next.



#I'mpossible

It's called APCEEEEEEEEE CHANGEEEEEEE

CHAI BUHARI!

IceDude:
Female mosquitoes are very wicked o!...............I just pity the poor boy

No be only mosquitoes o, female dogs, female ants, female bees, female spiders (ever heard of the black widow? Kills and EATS the male after sex )
Female lions, leopards and tigers . . . . . . . . and worst of all female Humans

[size=5pt]Wahala don burst, make i run comot [/size]

SUBMARINE:
Buhari creating room for lynching of his brothers down East


The East will be soaked in Northern blood if BH strikes.


Even though lion is the king of the jungle, it there not challenge a full grown Anaconda.

The buffalo can be a heavy challenge for the Lion. The Lion is not always a reigning king


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW4G_nWJYZA

What da f---

This is more serious than i thought.
And we have a govt.

There was a country!

allanphash7:
When? Where? To who?











This is the lie of the century

Na so dem de use propaganda dabaru everybody

U can't hide failure for long.

Yes o, the vice president of the photophilic republic of nigeria.

Abeg leave this pastor business and be a full time VP, who u dey impress?

Boko haram is unleashing unprecedented violence and u dey here de preach.
Tomorow now mallam buhari will become an imam.

Nonsense without parameters

Meanwhile, why i no go church today Sef? Okay, hangover from july 4th celebrations

Plus today na my day o
Happy bday to me . Chei, how i cone de attack person on my bday? Inshort my VP and Pres Buhari, today is a day of peace

God bless u VP, God bless u Buhari (men it wasnt easy to post that) God bless u nairalanders, especially the babes, especially the pretty babes