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Let me remind y'all, this man was elected inspite of unbelievable settings

Didnt show his school certificate; people still wanted him.

Didn't agree to debate with GEJ; people still wanted him.

Didn't make any policy statement; people still voted him.

Didn't speak for more than 4 mins in any campaign stop/speech; people still wanted him.

Credited with toxic statements about sharia and boko haram; people still wanted him.

A governor even said that if buhari presents his NEPA bill as his school certificate people will still vote for him.

After the election he has changed all his promises and his people still stand gidigba behind him.

Look make i tell una, helipad is nothing, if this guy decides to abolish INEC, suspend the constitution and close down the NASS he will have millions of supporters.

Mr Kworuption is here
If we criticize him they call us tribalists and bigots. Abuse our ethnic group and region. Lol.

Na look i de look naija

Nmaemmy:
I'm a newly wed who hasn't been able to get over her ex. I met him when my present hubby travelled out of the country. My ex is everything a woman would dream of. The only reason I left him was because I didn't have any real reason to leave my hubby.

Now my ex is married yet we still see each other constantly not as lovers but as close friends. We just can't stay away from each other.

My feelings towards my hubby isn't 100 percent anymore. I've tried to get my ex off my head but he just won't go away. I really want to keep my marriage.

Please NL don't start insulting me because I know there's someone out there going thru d same thing as I am. Please advice me on what to do.

Thank u.

Your ex? Sounds more like your current extra marital sex worker.
Better face your dying marriage for the sake of your kids.

timawoku:
Agree with wetin? Na ojoro be that one na!

Na 2 give her my own rules sharparly...

No marriage until sex!!!

Or better still, okay. Keep your legs closed, while i get sex from somewhere else until such a time that you'll be ready to open for me.

Women wahala
You open legs for everyone except the one that wants to marry u.

Saifullah01:
The thought just crossed my mind, the perm secs are the brain boxes in all ministries, ministers are just politicians.

Secondly I hope those accusing the president of weakness by not interfering in the NASS, will not turn around and insult him if he gives the EFCC same latitude in the performance of their duties

Your thoughts...

All this yada is just to defend the indefensible abi. Just bc clueless Buhari seems unprepared for presidency, you've suddenly realized that ministers are not necessary. Why didn't u extrapolate that president is not necessary, after all we have Sec to the Fed Govt.

Buhari so far looks like someone who didn't believe he will win, had no prior plans on what to do if he wins, and is shocked that he won.

Perhaps he expected to be rigged out and had made plans on how to disrupt the peace is he lost, otherwise what normal leader who won elections and had over 2 months to prepare for his rule yet he's this sluggish.

Buhari's supporters will do well to start criticizing him once in a while, otherwise he would think everything is all right and will emd up a failed president.

Lol @NASS

This 404 pick-up still de exist?

Chineke ekwela ihe ojoo [size=4pt]God forbid bad thing[/size]

APCeeeeeeeee

Changeeee

I no blame them, na gullible nigerians wey expect something good from Nigerian politicians i de blame.
The same people went from PDP to APC and suddenly U think they are good people. Lol.

If anyone had any doubt that APC politicians are nothing but same ol same ol. . . . . this is your answer.
Now wake up from your drunken slumber and face reality; lower your expectations from this govt and save yourself a heartbreak

Theres never any good news from malaysia

hensben:
wetin fine here, the road wey nor get drainage abi the palm trees.

The palm trees are fine, ask some people wey teir village na desert with scanty grass and dust.

The road is motorable, ask those whose villages/towns not get tarred roads or even if them get road, enough pot holes that can drown an elephant if filled with water.

The air is clean, ask those who live is rusty over used cities where cars give off enough carbon monoxide every minute, to kill one battalion of soldiers.

The serenity is inestimable.

As per the drug peddling guy, RIP to him. I hope others learn from his story. Drugs kill. Lets not pretend. Apart from marijuana which has some medicinal use, hard drugs are dangerous. Keep away from them. And don't go to Indonesia. Theres so much bad news from indonesia and malaysia, why do people keep going there. Is nigeria that bad that people just have to go to every horrible place to get out of nigeria?

nationwide1:
Ridiculous! Is she the custodian of the Chibok girls or they want to play cosmetic politics for the gullible masses?

Photo ops. Thats one thing this administration is good at

Nnamdi Kanu and his Radio Biafra are a product of serial governmental failure, systematic prejudice, gross sectarian violence and territorial neglect spanning over 40yrs.

The best way to silence him is good governance. Nothing will immortalize him like arresting him or killing him. And that is what he wants.

APCeeeee!

Change

The nation is chaotic while buhari is busy playing with his cows. And APC goons are here cheering.

SMDH

If dem call am cattle rearer some people go begin vex

3 days and people are just passing by?
Where is our humanity, Nigerians?


Abeg make una no vex, i want to blame Buhari for this , no vex o. Abeg

And it's all the fault of this hopeless agwalagwa in aso rock, since he assumed office it's been stories like this that we hear everyday. What a shame.

Wow! That made me feel good

But seriously, if we are so mean as a people that we can't help someone like this, God won't help us as a nation o

all4naija:
Sh*t! Oh,sh*t! Why do Nigerian universities infrastructure looks horribly bad? There is strong reason why we aren't going to be scientifically developed to take on world challenges in a very long time and move humanity forward. That is a bad shame on the nation, looking at how we take the education sector poorly. We just like to play down on important things every time and blame the white man for our failures.

Shame on all of us for not standing up to develop the nation and its education because we don't know the importance. Meanwhile, the power of a nation depends on its educated citizenry and we are continuously joking with that and expected to be taken serious by the west. Jeez! I just cry each time I see the Nigerian infrastructure and nothing is being done to make changes.

My nephew's primary school has better infrastructure. The only good looking "building" in that whole school is the gate
And my problem is not the rickety buildings o, my problem is that we have the money to buold aonething strong, but somebody just zapped the money. And we clap for the person.

We celebrate mediocrity and corruption in nigeria.
We dont deserve good leaders.

What a shame

Abeg nairaland, some of us are still virgins, make una.no spoil me for my future wifey.

anonimi:
What have YOU done, apart from whining & complaining, to not make our country terrible & fcvked up

Ive done one or two things, i don't need to broadcast them here for your pleasure. What i did, i did from my heart and i know it benefited one or two people who dont even know me amd are not related to me.

Another thing i can do for nigeria is to tell her the truth. The forst step to the solution of any problen is to acknowledge that the problem exists. Most nigerians have no idea how bad our country is, socially, politically, economically. Even religion where we cone first is now adulterated. It is bad, real bad. We need to know this for sure, amd them we need to realize that govt is NOT the solution.
We are.

We already know that, we just don't understand why others didn't know that.

Since the election ended, this fraudster has been singing a different song on a daily basis. From boko haram to economy, now his age has come back into question.

Hmmmmn

Bonapart:
The police acted like Nigeria police...
May God save our image. for us here in Europe is not easy because of discrimination against Nigerians

Its not easy for nigerians anywhere in the world. Or d'you wanna try going to china, malaysia or indonesia?
Thats what you get for being born and bred in a terrible and f--ked up country like nigeria.

And its riff-raffs like these that caused it all

Most beautiful girls in the world.
Igbo girls rock . . . .[size=5pt] . but their wahala too much[/size]

i thought she'd be more interested in finding Chibok girls.

Talking of a future president when the cutrent one is just 9days in office reeks of idleness.


Have we given up on Chibok?

Buhari's Nigeria. Death and destruction everywhere.

I guess the dogs and baboons have started to soak in blood.



Quote me negatively and DIE

Products of Nigerian Education. I guess this was written by a graduate.

Elslim:
2 years compulsory military training just like its done in Isreal.... potentially making almost all d youths soldiers.

nice one

watchout

Charismatic politician, handsome, loved by the media, military experiencence, fans who attack anyone that criticizes him, deadly supporters that can kill for him, military dictatorial experience and a former military head of state,. . . . and now militarization of the nation's youth.

Add all these facts together, go read some history books, some names that you may encounter with similar stories are. . . . Hitler, Mugabe, Museveni, Mao, etc. Dont be too excited.


Meanwhile, what the hell is this--> "Buhari, who was represented by the Lagos state governor, Akinwunmi Ambode through Dr. Aderemi Desalu, the state permanent secretary, ministry of special duties, Thursday, said the programme would be anchored on the model provided by the NYSC scheme...."
Represented by a representer who was represented by!

He for just make press release. Nigeria sef

GEJ singing in Martin Luther King's voice. .

"Free at last. . . . . Free at last. . . . . . . . Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last"



APC supporters can't believe how Buhari is now "to blame" ( to be help responsible) .


In a true Democracy, the Office of the President isn't Fun

kingopta:
The student has the idea but doesn't know how to put it

Which idea did you see in that answer?
Tou sure say no be you write am?

"Otumòkpô" LMAO!!!


Una no go kill me for this nairaland

APC supporters be like "this clueless fisherman that can't secure the nation is busy. . . . . . . oooops, GEJ is no longer president o. Whom do we blame? Let's just attack the terrorists without blaming anyone"


Sorry APC supporters, you ain't got GEJ to kick around no more

GEJ be like "phew! E no concern me again" lol

tuk2ato:
Hope your savings gallant sha cos soup wey sweet na money kill am .

Don't worry yourself about money issues. i am the crown prince of umumkpi, the heir to the ancient throne of the descendants of Agadaguda. With me, oromankirisi will never have any problem that money can solve