₦airaland Forum

Eleganza33:
its airtel pls no longer etisalat

Okay I have it already

jerryunit48:
Ahh ! Na im be say some nairalanders go soon land for jail be that

Abi now

skales67:
Love is just like everything...it has a beginning and it has an expiry date. Mine ended about an hour ago...

She cheated on me the first time in 2016...yet i forgave her

She did it again just late last year...i confronted her 3 weeks ago and she was adamant and unremorseful...i decided to end it within me and did not call her for those 3 weeks, then she called me just an hour ago and i reminded her of 3 weeks ago, told her i can't continue to play the fool anymore and she hung up. I know i am hurt but i'll be fine. Goodbye Chinyere...was nice knowing you from 2 Feb 2014 - 11 Feb 2018

Eeeehyah sorry bro... Your story is very touching.. I hope you find a good replacement

CaptainJeffry:
Her first picture.

You no lie sha

lefulefu:
is it not the truth?
u sabi mother in laws and the way dey act na

[i] Yes I know.. You don't claim a wife material to mother-in-laws by mouth, you have to prove it by your actions

lefulefu:
well she looks like a slayqueen judging frm her pix with that heavy make up and hairdo.anyway if d time reach for d guy to introduce her to im mama iyam sure d guy will code the babe to tone down on her makeup and ping less on her phone when with the mother cos if she just dey busy herself with fone and dey form classy chic the mother inlaw Will refuse her as a wife for the son. Knowing how most nigerian mom inlaws behave, the quickest way for an intended wife to win their heart is to form homely attributes. Join her in the kitchen and offer to help her with kitchen stuff.u one quarter of winning her heart doin this.every sharp babe knows this.

You finish work for this comment ooo baba

CaptainJeffry:
Congrats but the girl though.

Wetin do the girl baba?

I know many single guys and babes will find their partners on this very thread

They should kuku close down jawe... OLX is highly dominated by 419

DavSagacity:
Yes. And as a matter of fact, they do t need to wait for someone to caution them of overspeeding. The difference btween someone that is driving at 80mile/H and 120miles/H is not up to 30 minutes to reach the same destination. Then it's not worth it.
It's better to be "Late" than to be "The Late"

You have said it all boss

charliboy654:
.

I was the one who created that meme about three years ago

Eleganza33:
no see, Oga tosyne wey the 9mobile na

Send your phone number to one of my old threads and mention me

ikorodureporta:
u still dey thisland?

I still dey here ooo baba

Sadly, it is true

octopusfreaky:
Continue, they are coming for you guys.

The last time a NEPA official came, he saw our bill and smelt something fishy

greiboy:
Bro Tosin

You have managed to expose me like this

I can't take this anymore

God please provide something

Hahaha.. Oyah tell me the ones wey you dey guilty of No lie oooo

RuthDaniels:
They start miseducation classes on Nairaland.

Ubunja comes to mind

You wan cause wahala shey

[i] My landlord altered the meter so that it will read slowly. We don't pay more than N2, 500 per month with about 18 hours electricity daily

Personally, I don't pay more than N500 monthly

Earthquake1:
I have a girlfriend and I display at least two of the attitudes listed up there.

Tosyne2much swear you do not display any of these things lemme dig up your post history

[i] Hahahaha.. This man sha I don die

Oooooh my Lawd! And she calls this boobs?

kimbraa:
That's to tell you that a few of your points are flawed 'cause a guy could have a girlfriend and still do those things you mentioned.

No one is disputing that fact

kimbraa:
You that's always online at ungodly hours, don't you have a girlfriend?

Let's take me out of this

coolestofall:
Bros u 4 make complete sense if not 4 dat number 10.

So you support the motion that guys should never give their N5 to their babes?

Flexherbal:
That number ten sha !

You dey guilty of that one shey?

Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing the attention of people to the attitudes SOME guys display online when they have no babes

1. They "ass-lick" ladies to develop friendship

The act of ass-licking is very common to some guys who have no babes. You see them loitering around a lady's social page just to crave attention. They do this by showering praises, liking both relevant and irrelevant pictures, thanking a lady for accepting their requests and doing other degrading things. This absurdity is very common on facebook

2. Sending unsolicited messages

They never give up even if their mails are ignored (lai lai). They keep on trying their best and before you know it, they have already sent 100 unsolicited mails a day and will still be sending more. Sometimes they are forced to quote the lady reminding her replying their private messages. This is a very common trait with single guys that are battling with inferiority complex

3. They lash out to the lady when ignored

Many will agree with Tosyne2much that when the lady seems not to give them attention they begin to troll and wage war against her. They develop hatred towards her and will use every opportunity to lash out to her. They open multiple accounts just to frustrate her life.

4. They derail the relationship of others

Some get bittered when they see others having sweet relationships. They are envious of them and do everything to derail it by either spreading rumors or blackmail them. This is very common to single guys that are very immature.

6. Attention seeking attitude

Some even put up attention seeking posts with the hope of scoring cheap point. They talk about how money is not their problem, how ladies are flocking around them and how they find it easy to get ladies in bed.

6. They are always online at odd hour

It's not as if they are vigilantes or night guards but they don't sleep at appropriate time. Even at 1am, they will be busy looking for anything that has "f" on the profile. When you ask why they are awake, they will lie that they slept in the afternoon but can't catch sleep at night

7. They jubilate when a girl quotes them

When a lady quotes or replies their mentions, they begin to make investigations about her. Even though they are very stingy, this is when they will give out money to someone who never even asked them for financial assistance.
They assume the lady in question likes them to have replied their mentions hence their happiness.

8. They are always fond of talking about sex online

When you see a post that has to do with kitty-cat, boobs or butts, they are usually the first set of people that will take the front page. They begin to talk about how good they are in bed even though they their joysticks are already full of cobweb.

9. They are quick to say "Nigerian girls don tire me"

Those who have never been lucky finding the right partner despite their effort, so when the issue of ladies is being discussed, you find them saying they are fed up of Nigerian babes and are considering dating ladies from Mozambique, Cotonou, Senegal and Malawi.

10. They discourage other guys from helping their girlfriends financially

Some guys have been duped and dumped afterwards, therefore, they come online discouraging other guys from helping their girlfriends in times of need. Sometimes you hear them saying that thunder should strike them if their N5 ever reaches out to any lady again.

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Cc
Lalasticlala

Written by Tosyne2much

Source https://tosyne2much..com.ng/2018/02/10-attitudes-guys-display-online-when.html?m=1

The truth is that you are already falling in love with this guy even though you don't want to admit it. I don't think any advice offered to you will change anything.. FOLLOW YOUR HEART

tojahh:
Username.... tojahh

Come on ladyF and Tosyne2much. Come register with #Accessbet

Cc: bestfactor

Okay I will register

This one na serious case oooo

bobokeshington:
Really?

Tell me something....

That's what I think oooo... E use everything take beat whastapp.. Even the voice call clear die

If most men be like me, na hunger for kill these kind girls