₦airaland Forum

xynerio:
I met this gal in the bus and I was begining 2 like her but the moment she told me she attends one white garment church name witheld. Men my feelings quench. I am afraid if I happen to break her heart for a reason, at night I will be flogged spiritually. Pls all white garment churches dont hate me for dis.

That got me laughing. i would not even consider dating someone that goes to a white garment church i got a few more churches (so called ''churches'')that ive added to that category too but i'd stop here

What u did was very wrong. i wont want to go further into that because alot of people have hit u hard on this thread already. so what do you do? Since she is not picking your calls i suggest you send her an sms apologizing for your stupid behavior. Dont pester her too much with the sms messages. Try to see if she will pick your call after a while if she refuse,confide in someone you both know and she respects let the person speak or even meet with her and plead on your behalf. Thereafter leave everything there. If she wants to still be friends with you with time you will know. You should realize she may forgive you eventually but want nothing to do with you, be prepared for that and let her be if that is the case. if i were her i'd definitely tow that line.

Take care and work on your behavior if you did that abroad with a chick u know u wont b on nairaland typing your stuff now. shebi u know

i once read there is the process where a hole is drilled thru the baby's head then everything in the head comes out thus shrinking the head and making it smaller so that it comes out of the woman's body with ease. sad huh
But lets not forget tho they are instances when a woman's health is on the line
where someone is raped or that sort of thing that becomes her choice and i feel i am not in a position to judge that sort of person
All in all for those who just have sex without protection and are left in this sort of situation

interesting.

If they call and its like there wil be a meeting later post her or call later to say something came up, if she calls often dont pick everytime, send an sms in reply, be nice but remain distant unless she is a mumu she wil get the message eventually

its so hard when they turn girls down. i feel bad for such babes

m checking out the new site. uhmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

ilosiwaju:
Well,sir touchmeder do u mind giving a brief lecture on how to identify mammywaters or maybe a gadget(try MAMMYWATER-KNOW-METER for a name)? i may need one, am interested in dat fish dealership zainababy talked about.
Nairaland sha, wonders shall never end!

Oh please evil abound in the world. ive not seen a mermaid and i dont know what to make up of some of the ridiculous stories that go with it. But one thing i know for sure is that they are possessed people some claim to be witches, evil, mammy water all sorts. All i know is that they are possessed people and even if i stay hundred years abroad nothing will change this
ive seen crazy things that can not be explained happen to people, ive had a relation that wanted to marry a lady like this. She was possessed, she told him, her parents told him, he wanted to still go ahead saying he will do rites and some nonsense to cleanse her then take her to church as well for prayers. in short why i dey talk sef. You cant be a Nigerian and live in Nigeria and say u dont know these things exist.

i never tot i'd be this affected but i was. the thing pain me nor be small

It is well sister woman. i will pray for u tonight. kosi nothing too serious sha as i read one hour i happy small but operation na operation. ure in my tots dear

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is this for real. thanks poster for that. m so happy for her. She was so young and pretty to have remained that way like it is with most widows in Nigeria. Nothing like a 2nd chance at love. The man's name sounds familiar please someone remind me is he , ? or is the fact the surname is that of a politician?

That is a baby for u. dont make it any larger than what it is

my wifes money is for us

my money is for us

we sit at table and plan how we spend it , of course everybody will have pocket money but we still plan

good one at least thats how i hope my own will be. that said why would i want to give out my ear rings or jewelery. they are mine. the man should even keep adding to my collection for me. situation must be so so bad for me to agree to sell them. When the kids get older a bit i'd give them something small an ear ring or necklace, thats what my mummy did for all of us, my brother included. over time ive added to my collection but the ones from my mother i hold dearly.

trying to make some sense out of your post, but it was so much of a hardwork, i gave up!

it was so painful for me, more painful than having my fingers and balls lobbed in a meatgrinder last year!!

for flying fuc.k sake, why your mama no go beat u dum-dum?

if u can't speak crispy english at 22, then u shld be put up for adoption in SUDAN, TOGO or MONGOLIA!

I suggest you LEFT the house to be honest and go and start from kindergaten again!

How did u log on to the internet sef u muppet?!

ENGLISH MURDERER, it is a sad day, english has been murdered!!!

Oh my

mammywater dey oh.people can be possessed by evil n that i know as a Nigerian, i only wonder how one can date a possessed person and not know. such person must be spiritually weak not to know

Does pre nup hold sway in Nigeria?

Wavemasta you have written well

The poster has spoken abi written the truth and most of us know, even if he made minor mistakes. i make them too sometimes i refer to my dictionary in my computer just to straighten things up. I spend time at the romantic section all you need to do is go there and read some posts. its just sad. I guess the emphasis should be ''some graduates'' and this is true. You need to hear some people speak, and even write i mean u'd be amazed. Some people are here talking ''what about Asians'' Is English language their lingua franca?

i think so many people dont read simple books they are not interested. i blame some of the so called primary schools we have around too. My cousins in primary school keep making silly silly mistakes calling a girl ''he'' mixing plural and singular. ''i dont wants it'' That's how all the nonsense starts.

izeek:
look i know my wife,she will react about the money first before the cheat saga.
which means double wahala for deady body for the babe.

wow wow wow

Are they Nigerian men who never want to have a child or children?
this is strange maybe he is a cultist or something
well even if he never wanted to have a child lets give it to him, why would you want to live the rest of your life that way
when you know u'd never be happy?

steve49ja:
This is really tough. . .DMX said you play with my life when you play with my money. . .

Never give in to blackmail cos once you fall victim da first time youll always be a victim,

Ill say:

Have a chat with her, listen to wha she has to say, make her understand youll get that money back so she decide just how she would like to be handled. Easy or rough cos whichever way you're getting your money back.

Go to her house, empty whatever is in it, seize her car, men for the money you gats be violent.

If you can do without the money ill say you let it go[b] but not just like that shake her a little[/b].

Classic
but it depends if he is soft type, not wanting trouble especially if he does not ever want his wife to find out
i say nothing go happen she nor go give am e nor go do anything

isint heart break a bitch?

Threaten her be calm about it dont go ranting. She'd crack and thats d end of your friendship/relationship with her (hope you know)
finally shame on you and i sincerely hope you dont get your money back
hopefully she'd get a query or sack too when the bubble burst

somebody needs to sit on the naughty steps till he calms down

lol lol lol lol lol hahahahahahahhahaha i agree

sound of music
coming to America
pretty woman (and i swears yearsssss down the line when this film is played i speak along with the actors n actress thats how bad it was)

I am still researching it a bit and I will ask more scholars. If at the end of the day I cant do it, can I give it out to someone else to do and get some percentage of the money?

if its not worth getting into and handling yourself why wanting to profit from it (aint it the same thing trying to gain from an illegal act on the basis of your religion at the end of the day?)
if ure following through, do it completely.

The other man is an African
u nor dey tire? Girl, relax please
the grass is not always greener on the otherside, you should be trying to sort yourself not jumping immediately into another relationship sef

i'd drop her like hot coal oh and this is coming from a woman.

a 26 yr old girl and is still a virgin. wow

virginity only makes sense once she can disvirgin b4 21. this could lead to sexual disorder and there4 a tasless relationship.

my guy virgins wahala tooo much.

she is a 26yr old virgin and she is happy, i pity her. She is already sending signals to her body organs that that part of her body (her private) is usless. And the day you disvirgin her u will find out that her lack of experience might make u regrett marrying her.

The problem is not actully his for now. The problem is hers. she might think she is being virtuous, but virtuousness will not come to her aid when she starts having problems in her r/ships.

@poster try and sleep with her. find out the reason why she is still a virgin at this stage.
is she naturally stingy? is she selfish? these two traits normally go with virgins.
or she could be having phobia for sex, or a diorder of no feeling for sex at all.

@poster work on her mind. dont allow her to be proud of her virgin state. Make her know that she is only harming herself and her future partner (I pray for you that you are not the one)

is this guy a joke or what? i am more than shocked someone can reason in this manner

i dont know what to say
that girl might have been better off living with you but having UNSUPERVISED ACCESS TO HER MOTHER (thats what i always felt was right)
why was she continually running away did u ever find out?
why boarding house i attended one myself but
oh well what do i know
wishing you all the best