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i thot you were already married??!!

or do you want to join the group of married men that have affairs?

@won-90

fight over you ko
fight under you ni!!!

it wasnt because of you they had the fight
they were in macdonalds
when one of the girls came in with the other's boyfriend
and they are all white

mr smartie pants here was there w hen the police came
he hadnt ran away to anywhere

abi i lie?!!

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hmmm
and you are, ?
his mouthpiece!

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hey
are you ex-190?

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club bouncer!

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china bowl

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just curious oh
the Nigerian that tried to steal your credit card
how did she end up getting deported back to Ghana?
you sure say you pass Geography for school?

mean while:
the issue of Nigerian women abroad being underfed doesn't wash oh
simply kos they set you guys on the path of playing catch up at being romantic doesn't mean they are starved
haba, i ve seen guys that go to Nigerian ladies' houses, eat, wipe mouth, eat seconds and still take the left overs away
abeg what does that make them?

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whatever!

D-sense and brother

crazy twin brothers
or is it sisters?

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can i buy you MARY KAY PANT before i talk to you

what do you think?
imagine this was your opening line at a club?
honestly what do you think you would have gotten as a reply?
snr slap!

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buying a drink before you even begin to utter loads of rubbish(esp when you are tipsy)
isnt that supposed to be the ice breaker?
Haba guys dont speak to girls if you know you're too stingy to buy drinks
na wa oh
which complain be this ?

@poster
i can understand the pain you are feeling now
I can imagine you cracking your brain to find out where you went wrong,what you did and how things are working out for in this manner
Time,they say heals pain, and with yours,the pain will pass
Hey,you said you were christian right?
Give thanks to God, even in your pain,thank Him for putting the spanner in what might have been the biggest mistake of your life
Thank God that you do not have a child together (that way, you would have to see his ugly(handsome) face for the child's sake)
Thank God for everything
Girl,pray and ask God to take charge
and take consolation in this:

that the girl had a boyfriend whom she dumped for my boyfriend because my boyfriend is a better prospect being that he now lives in the US and has a very well paying job. She didn't want him when he had nothing and was still struggling

go live your life,concentrate on making it better.pray for your self,but i tell you one day you will hear the news about this so called liaison that will make you laugh, cry and laugh
i only hope by then your heart wouldn't have hardened like his has done. The Lord is your strength!
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@190

lol

Some of the things women say behind ME is:
After clapping their hands twice
put their hands on their waist then u hear them say
**Hmm** hmm hmm,
That guy can Bleep is good, efficient, strong, big and reliable in bed

you only heard it kos you were dreaming!!!

@poster
Na wa oh
75 to 38?
I'm surprised he hasn't even died of heart attack or had a stroke
who no like better thing?
but the woman sha na correct wor wor woman
of all the men in the world she had to go and marry a 75 year old man
talk of showing your husband off to your friends!!
I wonder what agenda she had from the start
lol
beating him ? was that to gradually kill him off to inherit?
wonders!

@sleekman

sir you are rambling
The Bible says he who is sinless,let him cast the first stone and gradually the crowd faded away
Unfortunately sir,this is the times of our age,that where marriages should be held sacred,infidelity and what have you tend to sneak in
can you imagine if everyone who committed a blunder in marriage were put to death,how much of the world populace would be left,especially within the male gender?
so don't cast stones sir,don't judge her and don't cast her
If it is the will of God that her marriage will stand there is nothing you can do about it
work with her on how to put things right
don't castigate her and don't crucify her
thank you

@poster
tell her to get a rabbit V
at least when she's had enough
she can stop
if she starts sleeping with you and whats to stop
wahala go burst
safer route to go

@poster
i can understand how you are feeling, it does really get to you
and i for one never turn off my ringer,kos i must always take a call from my mum
and honestly there are a lot of nuisance calls out there
hey do what i do
if you answer the call, and have politely informed the caller that you are sleeping and would appreciate a call back later,but he/she keeps rumbling on
abeg just put the phone on the pillow near your head and go back to sleep
when they have spoken at length and no reply,they will cut off
if they are angry when you do get to talk later apologise say na sleep oh
no one can cheat nature,sleep come sleep must be done
Gbam

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may her soul find peace and solace some how
amen

@190

hmmm story tory
can you elaborate pls?

[b

]But women are worse, they dont even trust the closest lady standing next to her man!

I suffered recently in the hands of some unsecure ladies just last week[/b]

@^^^
thanks for shedding more light on this
but your concentration is on women
now that's unfair
what about men, don't they marry spiritual wives, will they get to see the kingdom of God?


and i hope you are above 30 and married if not
I'm going to rightly( wrongly) assume that you are married to 3 spiritual wives and have no hope of seeing God's kingdom
Heaven or earth!

@poster


would you like some coffee?

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you ma

@190

wen they sleep leave a snail on their bed

Na wa oh
that na first class wickedness!!!

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abeg carry go jor
you sure that you didnt steal the condom in the first place
when did you start buying condoms
abi na the one dem dash maciD staff?