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@190

nah its not there
no cds in my bag
did you check under your matress now?

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my purse?
sure if you can find it!

@poster

kos have lots to hide and are too dumb to make up good excuses,
so they go with the macho act of don't touch my phone' syndrome

In a nutshell,they are still on the 'variety is the spice of life' hunting track
but don't want you to know it!

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angry face
name of crushed ice drink

@poster

[

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Moda4ka[/b]! who ask you question?`

I thot that was you!
its the only thing you know how to do
and not even well at that
since you have to come on NL and appeal

Hello, kindly hook me up with a sugar mummy or a lady that needs good, energetic and efficient sexual partner

@poster
why dont you go and get a job doing porn movies
instead of being one lazy goat to someone who is older than you
and may not have the same stamina as you?

@poster

49cent's quote:
The truth is that blackberry is quite engaging especially for the insufficiently engaged mind. Personally i hate what blackberry can do to real life social relationships. Talking may not solve the problem. I propose you take her out more often to exotic places, do more things together, when people become go virtual its likely the real is deficient. Goodluck

This has got to be the best advice ever
pls heed to it

Man: how was it?

woman: how was what?
(no memories of it all)

@op
have you tried tk max?
hammersmith and ealing branches are better stocked with children's costumes
Asda to sometimes does this but you have to check

@ poster

hey don't get scared off
sometimes in life people get to do dumb and silly things
and had you gone ahead with this proposal it would have been classified as such

hey you a contractor, in what kind of business
hmmm that's got me thinking
but seriously if you are a contractor
with this kind of deal
and you are still talking about you welcoming positive networking with honest people
the only thing  i have in response is na wa for you !

@poster
na wa oh
what's the big deal about killing a chicken
sotay you begin look the chicken in the eye to see its beautiful eyes?
only you would describe a chicken's eyes as beautiful!

The most painful part is that you let it run away
that's hard
anyway i think that the only reason you were called 'not man enough is because if you couldn't bear killing a chicken
what if a snake came into the house, you would take off right?
and what if its a situation in which you had to defend the house or your sisters?
cant even bear to imagine what would happen oh
(na ya type dey wee for pants)

@Op
fine you want to move on
your choice
but not now,now when she has to write exams,that is sheer wickedness
but i would advise that you think deep before going the whole hog
kos once you break if off for this reason ,you have betrayed her trust in you
personally i think that you should forget about the age difference and concentrate on being a proper couple

@poster
$50,000?
you dont have anything to do with that money
pls come and marry me and we can divorce just before the last cent is spent
think about this proposal please
im dead serious

@190

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR
for 190
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!


Hey as its your birthday
my prayer for this year is the sound accumulation of all the 'wiseness' of all the past years into this one
may you become wiser oh
(AMEN)

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word

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wonderfully true words

however

Try to be just friends with girls. That way u get to know them well.

i for one,know i will never ever date anyone i have taken as friend
friends/lover 2 separate categories
he might just lose out on the one he really loves because of this oh

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in a  nut shell
you are  bleeping one and intending to bleep  a married man also in the near future?
one who you are in a relationship with and who is single and cares for you
and the other who  is married( with an absence wife) does not care for you but needs you to keep him warm
right?

i don't think you need to come on nairaland to ask advice
the writing is so clear on the wall
if the single guy you are in a relationship with does not cut it for you, end it and move on to someone you can have a bright and blessed future with
if you love the guy stay in the relationship and be faithful to him
The married guy is just a user, and because  you have made yourself so readily available for him he will use you and use you and use
if you want this for yourself continue
if i were you i would tell the married fool that our initial dating was a mistake i really regret and tell him to get lost
thank  you

^^^
if its the truth
why your sad or angry face
still don't know who you are though

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@poster

Can you endure/ marry a man that talks down on women calls em biitches but also claims to love u

That's a negative
kos one day he will surely misyarn and do the same to me (that na war oh)

A man that talks down on women and calls them biithches has definitely forgotten where he came wrong
and thus will surely never have respect for any woman

^^^
sorry you are?

@N. Delta

This is so hilarious
but knowing you, you were either stretched out with your feet/shoes on the opposite seat
or you stretch out your legs without any consideration for on coming passengers
anyway kudos to those girls oh
They just voiced out something that loads of people have been dying to say to guys like you
more power to them oh

Just the other day i was a[b] little tired so i stretched my legs on the train (not on the sit na lie oh) [/b] when this loud pretty black lady walked in with her friend. She looked at me and said to her friend in pigin (obviously they thought i was from another country) ''see as hin sitdown like say na him papa house hin dey'' the friend replied ''he for sitdown on top the train naw'' then they bust out laughing. When i got home i told my friend he was angry that i didn't reply

^^^^
chey!!!
see proper ashi

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hey note that i didnt create this thread
i just contributed to it
so you should be talking to the poster not me
and there is no where during any of my contributions that i said my bf was SS
i think you are mixing up two different people if not contributions oh
lol