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Current Nigerian states- everyone get your pencil and scissors and carve out your proposed state


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just checked and yes, northern Cross River borders Benue. So the OP indeed isnt drunk.

I think after a while tiny Lagos may become the biggest state in Nigeria with the way things are going.

Dis Guy:
hows this possible? cross river is no where near those other states!

Cross River and Bornu states can relocate to be part of the union.

or they can stay in their current locations and still join the new state.

Their excos will just allocate more money for travel expenses, that's all.

I know the OP isnt typing while drunk.

all these Naija ladies abusing the guy

You know if he goes abroad the foreign women will happily take him off your hands

and consider him the Nigerian Denzel _{as long as he doesnt mess up}

One man's meat

timmy7:
From a book? Nah. My personal experience i know 1 or 2 people can second it.

really?

I read about it in a book by one Nigerian author- cant remember the title.

gReenmAn:
Jumping rats
What the heck!!! That must be scary, ^{and I am not usually easily scared.}

If I hadnt seen this kangaroo rat with my own two eyes, I wouldnt have believed such a thing could be found outside of Australia.

I don see all kind thing for naija!

Snake nko? Two giant pythons in one village like that. I've only seen bigger snakes in museums, safely embalmed.

Scorpions too. Giant black scorpions longer than my hand, in some other villages.

Like being in Jurassic Park 

I cant help but wonder why some houses still have pit latrines in this day and age? Not to mention these two who didnt even provide any toilets at all. The govt really does need to eduate people about the importance of such things and also provide funds so people can improve their sanitation if they cant afford to otherwise. Illiteracy is no excuse.


How many people even know pit latrines are a foreign introduction? We cant afford to be lackadaisical about all this no matter how embarassing it is to discuss it.

bitter leaf is very tasty. Especially if a tiny bit of bitterness is left in.

The Dark Knight was ok but there was so much symbolism and stuff running through the movie.

And a lot of questions were left unanswered- they were probably aiming for a sequel to tie up the loose ends.



eg who is the joker? What's the real story behind his scars? He kept giving different excuses.

Who was Harvey Dent before he came to Gotham? Had he and the Joker met before? When will Batman redeem his name? etc etc.




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[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=268917.msg3850673#msg3850673 date=1242025024]Do you also blow his pictures? [/quote]can you read?

Or all the posts here flew over your head as usual?

okey dokey

he's ugly and looks gay.


HOWEVVEERRRRRRRRRRR


una go offend his admirers because some people may have his photo as their screensaver.

Peeking at him every now and then while they browse to refresh themselves with his segzyniss.

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268917.msg3849852#msg3849852 date=1241998380]tpiah

Stop arguing, dude looks ugly.
If thuggish is another word for ugly, then he looks thuggish [/quote]thugs arent necessarily ugly. Tupac wasnt ugly. neither was Malcolm X.

Some will find this particular guy ugly but nevertheless to others he oozes sex appeal.

he's not my type but I can still see that.

that Chukwudi Anekwe is a very handsome guy.

tope5000:
He does look gay in those pix

I dont see what's so gay about him?

He just looks thuggish. Is that a gay look?

or is it the earring?

good question.

Some of them date ladies who use makeup then ask her to stop wearing it after they get married.


Wasnt it the make up that probably made them notice her in the first place?

These same guys who drool over heavily made up stars?

timmy7:
Naija rats are very intelligent o, even they can detect smell of 'sole lasan' and relocate temporarily,these rats even ate my underfeet on many occasion even though i dont sleep heavily and my research then shows that they blow air on my feet to make me go deep in my sleep and i just woke up felling sharp pains under my feet.

you got this from a book!

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=270652.msg3848664#msg3848664 date=1241978940]Mother is Yoruba, while father is calabar.[/quote]he offended you in some way?

eleshin:
ok ma or sir

you've done me a great honor, kind sir.

this is the same type who'll be chasing white women all over the place for some nookie.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=120249.msg3849609#msg3849609 date=1241994807]and u wonder why guys cheat on u [/quote]do you personally know of any time in history when cheating wasnt commonplace in Nigeria?

brainwashing women to believe they arent being cheated on if they accept polygamy doesnt erase the fact.

He's not my type but I daresay some women would find his look very sexy.






[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=268917.msg3843718#msg3843718 date=1241860750]A man is not measured by the smoothness of his skin and the size of his ike. It's women they measure with those attributes and I don't think you have the right to comment on either because you wowo pass Cambodian monkey. If you fit find any man even if na hire you go hire am wey fine pass this guy above, I'll go on exile for you from Nigeria, I swear.[/quote]Nigeria would certainly be better if more of your type went on exile.

First intelligent thing you've ever said on this forum. You finally got hold of some proper medication?

no big deal. They have short attention spans.

besides, they find girls "icky' at that age, I think. If he's telling you that, then its because he probably feels he's having a man to man talk with you.

Unless you were the one first asking him if he has a crush on anyone?

If the girl has a crush on him, its still no big deal. Not too long before she crushes on someone else. What does a 7 year old know?

I really want my grandfather's village to be a state.

And we're getting there - una go think say na fairytale!

I'll run for governor or senator when that happens. So you people on NL better mind how you talk to me!

I dont think I've tasted tortoise yet but I'd like to.

I hear the meat is rubbery. Its probably like snail.


I've also seen a hunter with a pangolin he was selling once. Never had any though.

Zahymaka:
porcupine is one of the tastiest I've ever eaten. Bush meat as usual, tatstes best.

I may have had this before. Very tasty.

But when you are rude to my entire ancestors

so your/our ancestors were never rude to each other?

If all else fails, get a cat.

In India, the oyibos used to keep mongooses to help them control the snakes.


Its important to have a tidy home, but sometimes that doesnt keep the rats out. Those things can be very determined. There are places in Nigeria where the rats are almost as big as small cats. Some of them dont even fear humans again.

I'll never forget the time I saw a kangaroo rat- the thing was jumping exactly like a kangaroo. My friends and I used to scream and jump on the bed whenever this hopping masquerade rat made an appearance. I think say na only Australia leaping mammals dey live!

having lots of open spaces also helps reduce them, I think. Rats like clutter.

eleshin:
is lagos the only yoruba state?

if he's half Yoruba, born, raised and schooled in lagos, then what's wrong with his being from lagos ?

eleshin:
not sure of his state but the guy grew up in lagos,attended lasu, maybe just maybe that makes him to claim lagos.

you sound like you know for sure he's not from lagos ? ie that his Yoruba side is from some other state.