₦airaland Forum

follypimpi:
@Tpiah

I used to be very temperamental,It actually runs in my Fam but i quote this word and it kinda sooths me down :

ANGER IS A SMALL MADNESS,SO DO NOTHING WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY B'COS WHAT YOU DO MIGHT BE MORE THAN WHAT CAUSES YOUR ANGER.

um, the thread isnt about me.

Do you naija dudes know anything about taking life easy?

You dont know any ways of relaxing besides having sex?

If a little post is making you expend the kind of energy that would be better used on something else, then no wonder Nigeria is the way it is today.

majoring in minors and irrelevancies!

Zoneout:
Its something u need to work on, tempers aint a good thing. Could do something realy bad in a sec b4 realising it

I just modified that post- can you go and reread it?

@ topic

I'm a very nasty kind of person with a hot temper and definitely no marriage prospects unless i stop having a hot temper.

Therefore I'm on this thread because i want to let people know the kind of girl I am.

i think my first post was too vague.





Furthermore, I'm going over my posts with a magnifying glass and I dont see anywhere where I called anyone to come and repeat back to me what i just said?

what about Africa's internal slave trades? What are the effects of that?

some of these males too dey like to spoil thread!

serious character flaw.

People will be having fun and they just jump in with all their insecurities and low self worth, and heap their problems on others.

na wa!

Pittbaby:
Everyone is good where are the bad ones ,

Y_Me and bluespice we are waiting for your contribution

dont i sound bad enough?

MasterUgwe:
Temper no go area

I know nah

if not for my temper, I'm a proper take home to mama and papa girl. I'm so safe!

That's the only comma in my case.


Nothing sexual about me at all- rara. If you see me na soso heaven you go think all the time. Hearing angel singing lullaby sef.


So therefore.

0hekuru:
Point of correction, There is nothing like pidgin English. It is called PIDGIN! It is a contact language.

other languages also have some type of pidgin which may go by a different name.

Not saying you're not right though.

9jaganja:
Like the Hausas and Fulanis haven't done that before? Most Nigerians aren't legally Nigerians. I'm not surprised at all. They've been doing it for ages bringing in Fulanis from Niger or Chad both for electoral and military reasons. mess one Nigeria!!!!!!

be that as it may, the matter still has to be investigated.

8oracle:
Marriage certificate N12500
Wedding gown second hand N6000
Wedding suit second at aswani mkt N1500
Second hand shoes both you and your wife N5000
Dry cleaner charge N1050
Ashebi girls, taffeta material at Aba N30 per yard times all the girls in your village.
I bag of rice N8000
1 leg of cow meatN15,000 almost 500 pieces by a good buther
Condiments to cook N15000
10 cartons of bottled water N8300
I trailer of beer go to NBL or gulder for quotation
Gbogbotigbo add N30000
You have more change to take your wife on a home moon to my town.hotel rooms are rated N100 per night

hope you're joking about the second hand clothes and shoes?

One leg of cow meat?

hoeyeadoe:
A coup would mean starting the struggle all over again. We dont want a military regime.

Silently, I stir my mind with the worse case scenario, n trust- we dont want that

If anything would happen at all, let us take our children to a far away country, write them the history of Nigeria until now and declare another Hiroshima incident. Let us all die n rot for our inactions and corruption and leave our children the discretion of determining their future.

maybe you should move your children to Botswana as outlined in your profile. Let the female ones among them dance naked to see if they'll catch the king's eye and enter the world of goodies.

After that's done, you can then die and rot for your actions and morally bankrupt compass as you've said here. Anyone who wants to join you is free to do so.



if military takes over nko?  You go die?

The fact is, your internal struggle can never end regardless where you are because your mind is your own prison.

Plateau Denies Evacuation of Fulani Muslims


Plateau State government yesterday described the petition against it on the alleged evacuation of the Fulani-Muslims from Wase Local Government Council of the state as baseless, misleading and indeed a futile attempt politically motivated to discredit it before the eye of the nation and the world.
This is coming as the House of Representatives yesterday adopted a resolution mandating its leadership to investigate the forceful ejection of Fulanis from Wase Local Government Area of Plateau State. The resolution urged the leadership to visit Plateau State and liaise with the state government in seeking an amicable resolution of the crisis.


The House also resolved to advise the Plateau State government to stop further expulsion of Fulanis pending the outcome of the investigations on the matter.



Describing the affected group as “migrant-Fulani” who invaded Wase in over 14 trucks shortly after the recent Jos crisis, the Commissioner for Information, Honourable Greg Yenlong, who spoke to newmen in his office said “their arrival immediately attracted apprehension by the local residents who are also predominantly Fulanis”.
“Their fears according to Yenlong, were informed by the ugly antecedents of similar migrants who were accommodated and eventually turned out to engage in armed robbery and banditry and other negative vices that disrupted the tentative peace of the area,” he said.
According to him, the local authority merely assisted them with security out of the area when the inhabitants of the area became suspicious of their presence while the November 28 civil disturbances in Jos, the state capital, was still raging and they raised an alarm to the authority.



“Given the volatility of Wase LGA that has witnessed communal unrest and remaining a security flashpoint, the arrival of the migrants in their hundreds became a matter of security concern to the immediate communities, traditional rulers and the local government council,” he said.
Yenlong added that the suspicion of the local communities was further compounded by the fact that Fulanis are known to move with their cattles and not in trucks, but in this instance, “their arrival which was in 14 trucks immediately attracted apprehension by the local residents who are predominantly Fulanis”
He disclosed that the state security council in conjunction with the traditional institution and local authority had consented” to the cry of the host communities” who insisted that the migrants “should relocate back to where they came from” bearing in mind the 2004 civil crisis in the area.
“For the avoidance of doubt, neither the state nor local government authority have anything against Muslims or Fulanis in Wase or anywhere else in the state. May be the authors do not even know that the Emir and Chairman of Wase are Fulani Muslims”, Yenlong declared.



The state government, he reiterated, remained committed to building a state where law abiding citizens of the country will reside irrespective of creed, ethnic nationality or any affiliation and appealed to the people to “seek for those things that unite us rather than sowing seeds of discord”.
The resolution of the House followed the motion moved by Honourable Idris Ahmed and 85 others condemning the alleged forceful ejection of the Fulani community on Monday April 27th 2009. The motion argued that the action contravenes Section 41 (1) and 42 (1) of the 1999 Constitution which guarantees right to freedom of movement and right to freedom from discrimination and could stir up negative consequences in other parts of the country if unchecked.



Speaker Dimeji Bankole, who presided over the plenary tactically stepped down the motion at the beginning of the day’s proceedings and told members that they needed to do further consultations amongst the contending parties before the motion could be taken on the floor. Debate on the motion was allowed to go on after the closed door session and the resolutions passed after some amendments of the resolutions.



http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=142880&printer_friendly=1

lol.

some will, some wont.

lol

meoo:
are you sure across the hole yorubaland, every time I tell my last name to someone they say "oh your from Oyo state"

they do?

Most of the people I've met called Omotoso, arent from Oyo state, to the best of my knowledge. This is the first time I'm learning the name is supposed to be from Oyo/Ibadan.

cheifo:
Well Amaka, the pictures of your food look,s good. But i as a traditional man ,i can,t marry a woman like you , cos your too extravagant in cooking, if not you will send me to steal. 

you cant marry a woman like her because you're traditional or because you're broke?

say the truth abeg.

How much is the food you're complaining about?

all these offtopic people sef.

Omotoso is a very common name across Yorubaland.

Its found in different states and I doubt every family with that name is related, or from Ibadan.

I stand corrected if I'm wrong though.

meoo, you also have to ask the older people in your family for specifics. Are you from Ibadan?

just1:
i'm in a relationship(wld b 2yrs soon)]

, met dis oda gal recently n jst wantd 2shag

just1:
jst wantd 2shag er cos she was a yoruba gal,

just1:

now d deed has happened n she dosent want 2let go, d shaggin wasnt even worth it cos she "reach ma calabar gal",

just1:
i need ideas on how 2boot d yoruba gal out,

some mothers do have them.




btw, if wishes were horses.

The apostle Paul said its better to marry than to burn.

Celibacy is probably harder for the men too.

tudor:
There's nothing wrong with christian or islamic hip hop,it all depends on your culture,temperament and personality.as long as the lyrics are xtian u shld have no problem, since christianity is so full of hypocrites i'm nt suprised pple have issues with this

do you know how to stay on point? Is the thread about Christian hypocrites or what are you babbling about?

are there no hypocrites in your own atheist circles or whatever religion you feel like claiming?

how is Islamic hiphop connected to this topic? There's a Muslim section for you to state your concerns.


too know no go kill una

Rev Fr Alberto Cutie

Eziachi:
Now, who said Naija no get lesbian?

where did you hear someone saying lesbian no dey naija?

edogram:
Eat a lot of bread,

also true.

it could be either excessive intestinal air/gas or hunger pangs.

Exercise more and try to eat a lot of fiber and fruits.

there are some medications like Gas X or imodium you can use.

if its too much, see a doctor or dietician.

btw, surnames are a relatively recent thing in Africa.

Una want make white people bear African surnames? Easy- have them do a legal name change, give them land in your village, or make sure all your descendants marry only whites and have their descendants never change their names.



Even whites change their last names periodically talkless blacks.

Typewriter:
well as Eze NdI Igbo one of Nairaland
and Eze Ndi Igbo of Internet. I can not be banned by any government

are you sure you're the Eze Ndigbo of nairaland? Who crowned you?

anyway, if you get proper credentials, I get some people wey I wan report oh! Certain subjects of yours dey misbehave too much for here!

wirinet:
I am not twisting words, when i said country, you should know i was talking about the people occupying the present land called Israel. Because with your skewed argument a land called Nigeria was never involved with slavery and colonization of Nigeria started in 1914.

You meant Jews, not the country of Isreal.