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Sometimes, silence kills.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Whaaat daaaa fuckkkkkkkkkk
To all my real niggarrrrs....lets bow our head and pray for God to give us a woman whose thigh is slim enough not to choke her vaginal thereby preventing vaginal odour
A woman that is portable and mobile

Jude's taste isn't George's.
One man's poison, is another man's meat.
You don't like Thick ladies doesn't mean someone else doesn't. Stop trying to sound all wise and cool!

Omg! Such a brilliant chap! Would have been a Nigerian success had she lived!

Pathetic! Never drink to stupor!
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Jones4190:
spear not a witch to leave

Yea, that's why he STAYED put on the rooftop (according to the pictures) lol.

Manchester United be disappointing me back to back but no Lele!

Keketu:
yea, hi are you really F ? Pm then thank

Am I really female? Yes, I am.
Do check your mail in two minutes.

Talk to her how you'd loved to be talked to should you be in her shoes. Tell her you aren't trying to pick up any fight with her but that you want her to be better, more responsible and elegant! Engage her in sensible discussion, merge your hobbies together. The world doesn't revolve around sex, let her know that.
We that we legit hustle, you won't patronise us. You'd prefer wasting your money buying things you can make at your leisure that are even fun doing. Issorait.
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Keketu:
this us please pm me thank

Business?

Yikes! Make I go iron my cloths. Congrats sis!

Fine woman looking young. I celebrate you today, may the purpose of God's miracles manifest in your life. May your life be very long and of course, meaningful.
Have a blast ma'am!!!
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Don't waste money abeg.

I'll go with sexual lust! It can be overwhelming, a poor person who has no job can still have so much energy to have sex even if it is loosely.
Personally, I love money and so I try to work a bit hard to earn it. I love charitable acts but I can't give from an empty pocket.
Do check my signature. Stop wasting money abeg.

No, especially if it doesn't come from your heart to give it you do not have. God loves a cheerful giver!

This is what will happen, they'll come to Africa, stay in favourable places and in a place where the government is weak and gives preferential treatments to foreigners even if they aren't as educated as its citizens, they will get the high paying jobs simply because they are of a different colour and most especially continent! They'll take the jobs and still be hostile towards the locals, control them and there'll be battery. They'll treat locals like 'aziya' or 'qaradun'. (A lot of them will do this). If you're not Muslim and you're relating with them, be mindful of how you talk about prophet Muhammad and Allah because if you utter anything they perceive to be blasphemous, your life is gone and if you're in a country like Nigeria, nothing might be done about it. You do not have the right to contradict whatever Islam says.
I am no racist, neither am I a religious bigot, however, this is just my simple analysis of what might happen and if Nigeria isn't careful, it'll end up like Lebanon. We've already been sold, we only await the countries that bought us to come do what happened in the Berlin conference of 1884, just that this time, only Nigeria will be partitioned and not Africa.
Enough said.
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Help me make I help you. Lol.

crate:
Bro, I took a decision like yours some years back and I'm regretting it now. Please if the girl is good,loyal and willing to stand by you now you are still hustling, please maintain the relationship because you might end up looking for a girl like her when you've finally made it and you will not see. Remember opportunity comes but once, even if in my own case I'm hoping to get another like her.

You guys regret breaking up with great girls?! Hmph, I never knew!

Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak, I can't stop laughing! You're both not in school yet?! Please face your future oooooooo. Hmph, you both should put your mind and energy to something else. What is she gets pregnant?! Anyways, it's your life.
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Hmph, give me this your pastor's number (I need to ask him/her some things Abeg.
Please stop having sex with her, if she's badluck to you and refuses to go for deliverance as well as change then please divorce her. You can't continue in badluck na. Have nothing to do with her and her family as wlllt please, you deserve better.
Also, why will you marry someone with no prospect? She even said she's too fragile to work! Lol.
Check my signature Abeg. Class is for a week and starts on the 9th, don't wallow in your joblessness and low paying job! Don't waste money buying things you can learn to make yourself. I'll also guide you on how to run your business! Don't sleep on this, limited space!
Edit: by the way, when they say be careful whom you have sex with, some of you will not hear! Una don read this one now. Guys, ladies, please be careful! Some people are nothing but badluck!

Someone legit hustles (especially as she's female ) yet she got robbed, how mean of them!!!
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To the best of my knowledge, when people lead (presidents etc), they grow older a lot faster but our lovely president seems to grow younger, more handsome, agile and his skin looks and probably feels flawless and even fresher.

Ahdunbilivit! Tope that used to act as holier than thou those days? Wawu! Incredible!
Anyways, why's this deadbeat day just reacting when the child is all grown?!
Also, DNA test would solve this and if the child claims the only father she knows and wants is the one who's always been there then so be it!
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Very useless bank! Drag them on twitter and other SMs.
Have you checked my signature yet?

May she rest in peace. If it were the other way round, Nairaland brotherlys would have accused the lady of having married the man for his money knowing he was a royal and would probably die soon.
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Hmph, I know how that lady feels, however, as giving is part of what makes relationships great, I do not think it is the responsibility of either of the partners to shoulder the life problems of their partners in a relationship especially if they aren't married!
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Right! Also, no community dick is worth fighting and dying for!

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Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak, if you're honest and aren't cheating either, I'll implore you to think of your future, is she the type of woman you want to spend forever with?
If she can't turn a new leaf then let her be, better ladies plenty for Naija na.
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These people called scientists though!
What do I know?
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Many, but because of their ego, a lot of men will deny having been or being helped by their female partners. Don't be deceived, some guys lie because they don't want their male counterparts trampling on their ego.so they go.with the charade that "all she ever did was take from me".
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