₦airaland Forum

nellynonso:
First Bank has an exam that contract staff need to pass for them to become permanent staff. All their contract staff know this but laziness and time no gree some time take this exam. Go for First Bank job, First bank offers lots of opportunities for their workers just that the work is quite stressful.

Which stupid exam? Exam that is characterised by nepotism(who know who)and the pussie givers.Nonsense!!!

teadrake:
Where's the labour union on this First Bank will even attempt to replace those contract guys by recruiting another batch that'll be sack later. What kind of policy is that Why is this country so useless like this??

Did u say Labour union?Those ones dey after their pockets

nauto:

She dey trend Pass the winner

If she was not disqualified, I think she would have won that BBnaija 2019

franchasng:
How is Kate Henshaw with her male looking muscular body, with no yummy bombom looking so so beautiful and attractive to this broke jigolo trying to woo his grandma's friend with a lame line


Any lady that have flat bombom should better turn to transgender because the beauty of a woman is in her bombom and flat tummy like moi






When you talk of beautiful Nigerian female celebrities, you talk of Omotola, Destiny Etiko, Juliet Ibrahim, Nadia Buari, Carolina Danjuma, that Ubi Franklin's ex wife, and others I can't remember, not Kate Henshaw and Annie Idibia,Yvonne Nelson and co that look like transgenders

Babe, pls let's see your bombom and flat tommy so we can rate it here

franchasng:
How is Kate Henshaw with her male looking muscular body, with no yummy bombom looking so so beautiful and attractive to this broke jigolo trying to woo his grandma's friend with a lame line


Any lady that have flat bombom should better turn to transgender because the beauty of a woman is in her bombom and flat tummy like moi






When you talk of beautiful Nigerian female celebrities, you talk of Omotola, Destiny Etiko, Juliet Ibrahim, Nadia Buari, Carolina Danjuma, that Ubi Franklin's ex wife, and others I can't remember, not Kate Henshaw and Annie Idibia,Yvonne Nelson and co that look like transgenders

Chai! Bad mouth oooo!!

jamace:
The traditional God seems to live up to expectation more than the foreign God/Allah....

Hahahaha!!!!

omron:
U shouldnt have because of that small thing broke up with him
Love covers everything.
He can change if u show him love .
Then you yourself check your sef
U are just blaming him
Why do u get him to point of anger in the first place.
That is how most ladies did .
Nobody is perfect
U understand the fact that he embarrass u which he should have corrected u with kind words .
Instead u pray for him and wake him up early Morin or.midnight and tell him to please drop his bad attitudes u left him.
How sure are u that the new guy is an exception of such behavior? Just try to be tolerant and patient ...Go back to him and leave the new guy ...discuss ur likes and dislikes with him also apologize to him for making him angry then both of u will av a sweet life ...make sure u do that ...u can also give me the guy number i am a counselor ..i will counselor him...there are no perfect relationship or people in life we all learn everyday ....pls i prefer u go for the other guy ...he loves u too don't ignore him cos of his bad with prayer ,talk and love he will change ..Wish u botj all the best

Best advice so far

Beverlyjean:
Y do we women keep on falling our hands

Its good u know. Later she would go to the media and start telling lies about her husband abusing her that's the reason for leaving her matrimonial home. Women!!! they are so dumb, and would always tell lies about how their husband was abusing them physically and verbally as reason for leaving their marriage. Awon were eda!!!!!

NaMe4:
Desperation may make some people do weird things.

But an 'international businessman with choice properties' should be able to afford IVF.

What if he is a Christian, and decides its better waiting for God's time.

solmusdesigns:




Mumu woman, this is where education would stand you out, cant she visit a sperm bank and make a purchase or decieve her husband to go with her for IVF,

Now the man's ego was badly bruised by being called infertile she even suggested his friend was more of a man than him.... ladies should understand the only thing that makes a man a man is his ego


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Ladies have always been known to be foolish since the beginning of time. So if she was told to drink sniper to conceive, she would have done so abi? Nonsense!! Only few people in Nigeria are Christians, others are just hypocrites calling God's name in church

Atom007:
Well, so far u r now in ikorodu, be focus and mean well for yourself. Get someone to give u pregnant, nice person o, nurse it and give birth, d baby will represent ur husband. What is d joy wen u give no birth. Pls ur baby is ur own life, hope u have fat pay in ur account Sha, use that one for good biz. My advice. Dm me for more

A married woman to get someone to make her pregnant! And you go dey church on Sunday dey clap for Jesus. Shame on your type. Is marriage all about kids, who says their situation would have remained like that for life?hypocrites everywhere! You for advise your wife to do same na!

Explorers:
This is the stomach churning moment a cobra was found after swallowing a whole python.

Terrified residents saw the highly venomous Philippine cobra in a rice field in Davao del Sur in the south of the country.

It had killed the reticulated python and swallowed it whole, with only its victim's tail hanging from its jaws.

This image shows the aftermath of a Philippine cobra attempting to eat a reticulated python.

The cobra, head pictured, killed the other snake before swallowing it whole, leaving its tail hanging from its jaws.

After the cobra was killed, residents used a machete to cut it open.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7689653/amp/Philippine-cobra-swallows-reticulated-python-locals-club-death.html

Wetin concern us! This one no open our border and abeg

lyndaway:
The last time I checked single mother is not a disease if you love her and you are sure she loves you too why not go ahead she didn't choose to be a single mother she just find her self in situation that is beyond her control if you love her go ahead

She chose to be a single mother cos she saw the poro
live, and decided to eat it raw.

Alexgeneration:
Dear Wankstar, I already knew you would jump out with your baseless argument and root out a spineless example from your deformed assh0le.



With your single digit intelligent quotient you're already assuming that having money is the same as having good self esteem and self confidence,perhaps that's why no good woman wants to have anything to do with your sorry ass except single mothers who will hang on to anything that looks like a man to cater for their bastards.



You can foam from every orifice on your body while trying to give excuses for settling with a second-hand commodity but remember that "ONLY LOSERS AND MEN WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM MARRY SINGLE MOTHERS".


Go train her bastards you beta male!!

Exactly! Wetin go carry me marry single mother

Timbers:
Are you richer than Jason Momoa who married Lisa Bonet when she already had children almost his age and yet you with you backward crappy mindset that prevailed in the times of cavemen comes here to say rubbish.


clearly goes to show that you are an achaic, primitive, backward, bullshit thinking ASSHOLE

Omo leave story! Single mother no be am. One was chasing me upandan some months ago, I told her pls abeg, no carry your pikin come my house anytime u dey come.

fykes:
Women this days marry, give birth, and still go back to prostituting with the flimsy excuse of hardship.
Most of all the single leeching mothers u will see, esp those ones btwn 28 - 38 are just prostitutes who obviously know they can't practise while being with a man.
Saying u are in love with them is simply chasing fantasies... And that is if them never knack u otumokpo join

Exactly! Dem full inmessage, badoo, codedruns and snapchat

Nabie:
Please what did you use to seal the house.

There was an opening on the wall the toilet pipe was fixed, this I did not notice for many years; and as soon as I blocked it and used cement to cover it, cockroaches could not find their way in anymore.

Secondly, the zinc had an extra opening where the wash hand basin pipe is fixed on the wall. I had to block it also.

Also note that my home is a condicted one where all water and toilet pipes are hidden. This also prevents rats and roaches from encroaching homes.

I also don't keep waste bins, and my home is always extremely neat.

DonFreshmoney:
So you are giving up or what..

You cant draw her ears and konk her..

So all males that are broke should go into ritual and yahoo+...

I wonder o! like Kanye West

Maybe she is circumcised,or probably does not feel you. You need to find her errogenous zone and play with her well. Suck her clit and her boobs well, play around her thighs and ensure you give her a very deep kiss for like 10 minutes. Her system may need a lot of work to get her in the mood; don't rush.

PastorPaul1:
Ohh sorry about this.. It's God that provides child.. Have you put it to God in prayers, what is the response you receive. And have you done test too, what is the test saying.. Anyway I wouldn't mind if we can talk on mail, so I can see how to help you with prayers to God.. Stay strong.

Talk on mail with a married woman? about what really? You better advise her here let's all learn, don't capitalize on her situation and worsen her case o! No be man be her problem for now,and don't come and finally scatter her home.

Kennyfancy:
I work with one Witchcraft Insurance Company some month Ago
My people, It's better to work in D Mortuary than to do Marketing with Insurance,
Insurance is D Devil's job, the job is design by Villay people to destroy any Glorious Destiny, insurance job will make u feel that this world is against u, Even Insurance Company are the worst, If they can lie to thier workers then who b u Customer ?
I will not even Advise my Enemies to go for Insurance Job

Chai! Nigerian Insurance companies are rogues and criminals

philbad:
Sure no one want insurance job, but if it's properly managed, it's even better for we the poor to have it as a backup because it's a life saver. Just do insurance of your properties for like 10,000 on properties worth 1m and God forbid fire gazed the properties, you are already covered. Give me a call am at your service. 08063468684 08158380252

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ceeroh:
Did you just say Insurance?
How many Nigerians dey do insurance?
Let's even assume they agree to do insurance sales. Do the insurance sales reps themselves have any insurance policy covering them? If anything happens to them during the course of duty, will the so called insurance company take full responsibility of damages done to their reps? That's why you see them recruiting sales people every month in their multitude. And those ones work for a max of 5months and then disappear when their ankles don dey touch ground.

Besides, how can you give what you don't have?
You wey no get any insurance policy wan sell insurance policy give another person. God help you if the potential client is a woman, her first question would be... 'So which insurance policy did you yourself subscribe to'? You go just open mouth dey smile like ode. With your sweaty shirt after sun don hammer you beta beating.

I no fit talk again abeg

Wicked guy! Baba!!

ceeroh:
Did you just say Insurance?
How many Nigerians dey do insurance?
Let's even assume they agree to do insurance sales. Do the insurance sales reps themselves have any insurance policy covering them? If anything happens to them during the course of duty, will the so called insurance company take full responsibility of damages done to their reps? That's why you see them recruiting sales people every month in their multitude. And those ones work for a max of 5months and then disappear when their ankles don dey touch ground.

Besides, how can you give what you don't have?
You wey no get any insurance policy wan sell insurance policy give another person. God help you if the potential client is a woman, her first question would be... 'So which insurance policy did you yourself subscribe to'? You go just open mouth dey smile like ode. With your sweaty shirt after sun don hammer you beta beating.

I no fit talk again abeg

Wicked guy! Haba!! But na fact u dey talk

ehinmowo:
I will ALWAYS advise people to rather remain jobless than to take insurance job in Nigeria. As fraudulent as GNLD is, it's more profitable than insurance jobs (I have experienced both).

Firstly, insurance has had bad stories in the past. Many people have been scammed (though the regulation is a lot better now).

Secondly, many people that embraced insurance (both now and then) were not told the entire truth. Hence they ended up losing their money and the claim they supposed to get (if you default in your premium beyond the agreed grace period, forget any claim).

Thirdly, People have limited knowledge about insurance. They don't know that you can "save" your money with insurance companies the same way you can save in commercial banks, with some added benefits (firstly, you are covered, insurance wise during the period your money is there, and insurance has the HIGHEST return on investment in Nigeria, you could get as high as 17-30% return. unlike commercial banks that will be stealing your money).

Apart from the above factors, insurance companies are looking for cheap labour. There is no marketing team or vehicle for mobility or marketing. You will walk the streets till you literally see your soul departing your body. Tell me, who will invest his millions or even thousands with someone with bent shoes and sweat? If insurance works as the marketers (sometimes they use fancy names like risk advisor. lol. to attract "JJCs" claim, why are they working under one of the most heinous conditions?

Like I said, it better to be separating weevils from Beans every morning than to work for insurance companies.

This guy wicked, but nailed it. Very on point.

danny56:
Is that one stretch marks? Come to Nigeria and meet the real custodian of stretch marks.

chai!! Wicked guy

iCauseTrouble:
How will this get me a job in NNPC, NLNG, NIMASA or CBN?

Hahahaha!

Even if u meet these standard in govt agencies, na 'who know who' candidates, wey their CV no even better pass your own in terms of spellings and all those jargons listed up, go get the job.

Why u sef Bleep? Were u supposed to Bleep before your wedding?

AcuraZDX:

So a lady in London burnt this man's car because he wasn't interested in the relationship anymore. Should insurance still pay for this damage?? @SubDeliveryZone @TheViralTrendz pic.twitter.com/5E5vQs6DmG

— Stifler (@Stifler_Ldn) October 25, 2019

Source:
https://zenithnaija.com/nigerian-man-in-tears-as-his-ex-wife-set-his-car-ablaze-in-london/

And their stupid law would still protect her cos its a woman's world in their continent. Nonsense!!!!

NaijaOlosho:
Back to the ages

Naijaolosho! That name ehn, how can we meet?

Why not visit their office in Lagos. I'm not sure u need anyone to give you okada,the company will give u one after registration and training