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Romance › Re: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by tunize(m):
delkuf:
Thank bro. this is what I am thinking of doing
And you called yourself an adult that is truly ready to handle family issues, or you tink ppl that have been married for 30yrs na beans? u fix ur marriage not ruin it. if u like take this kind funny advice u ar on ur own, i believe this guy advicing u is not married if not e nor go tell u dis kind tin.
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by tunize(m): 10:05pm On May 18, 2020
Graysons:
Your English is horrible. You finish secondary school?

No offense bro but you type like a village man.
you're wicked shall so na ur own issue for e problem b this?
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by tunize(m): 10:02pm On May 18, 2020
Davash222:
Treat her the way she treats you! Don't be crossing express for someone that can't cross a gutter for you.

You know the risk of crossing express these days. Be careful.
Na him wife ooh
Romance › Re: I Finally Broke Up With Her (pictures) by tunize(m): 9:59pm On May 18, 2020
That ur babe get lyrics for mouth ah swear in short if u wan know sey babes get word na wen dem mess up dey beg. life goes on shall bro
Family › Re: Are Best Friends Worth It? Mine Abandoned Me In The Streets Of A Foreign Country by tunize(m): 9:15pm On May 18, 2020
Oga o.p are u not a man tell him point blank that u don't want him to come to your house, and no need for u reminding him all he did to you. if he needs ur help financially or otherwise that is smtn within ur power u can help him chikina.!! Generally self one has to be careful with ppl.
Celebrities › Re: Banky W Sacks His Chef For Stealing Cans Of Milo by tunize(m): 9:19am On May 18, 2020
Lifedonor:
How many times have you wronged God. How many times did he condemn you. Pls restore that guys mean of livelihood
Na so una take dey use God mke person feel say na bad person. why steal? instead u beg.
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by tunize(m): 8:15am On May 18, 2020
So me guy man wud carry a girlfriend to see my mom and she will start shouting on my mother, hehhehhehe well fear nor go let her self because i nor sure sey dem born her. ur mother did not sey anything bad and is even obvious she is very disrespectful because she aint eating the mango so wat stops her from carrying it? my mama i love that woman she wud have driven her out of her hux make she go execute her madness outside. And u self u ar a very big dissappointment, just be careful so u don't end up regretting getting married to her at the long run. u don't marry with sentiments if she nor fit calm down pursue her makeu nor kill her out of anger or kill u out of anger. if u marry that girl i see u going against ur family.
Romance › Re: Guys,can You Marry A Older Lady...girls Can You Marry A Young Guy by tunize(m): 10:27pm On May 16, 2020
yes but should not be more than 3 or 4yrs
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Who Smoke Weed Viewed As Wayward? by tunize(m): 10:26pm On May 16, 2020
do u smoke the weed in public o.p? if No why?
because if na better thing u for dey smoke am waka for public but i guess u smoke it in secret. u might have good character trust me is bad.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Lift Me Because Of Money by tunize(m): 10:18pm On May 16, 2020
GROUNDCHALEBOY:
i have been dating this girl for a year now,suddenly she change and stop picking my calls or calling me.i asked her the problem but she said am still planning my life that i cant provide her needs,to be sincere i love this lady and i have tried my best in providing for her,please nairalanders what should i do?
bros forget woman hustle and plan ur life well, there's time for everything. to be sincere relationship needs money na fact. abi u nor like blow pass as u dey. that girl is a good girl ooog reasons are she was very plain with u.
Family › Re: I Am 20 And My Mom Wants To Throw Me Out. by tunize(m): 10:15pm On May 16, 2020
ylaa:
I fear for the advice. No head no tail. Hahahaha





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This one now 2mro will be blaming ppl in power that they are not good decision maker.. simple issue now, see the advice this one is dishing out.
The tin shock me oooh probably she jst said it and nvr gave it a thought
Romance › Re: 4 States With The Ugliest Girls In Nigeria. by tunize(m): 10:10pm On May 16, 2020
wen i saw ur post o.p i went to look at ur own picx and behold kettle calling pot black.
Family › Re: I Am 20 And My Mom Wants To Throw Me Out. by tunize(m): 9:53pm On May 16, 2020
vanida6:
Shey no be u dey steal money why leave nah,,,if u leave dat means u re guilty,,,,infact why will a grown man like u been stayin in dsam place wit ur mum,,,just pay her 2k back nd find anoda place to enjoy ur life dear
This one now 2mro will be blaming ppl in power that they are not good decision maker.. simple issue now, see the advice this one is dishing out.
Romance › Re: Always Have Backup IF You Are Dating A Nigerian Girl by tunize(m): 9:45pm On May 16, 2020
even the back up is not an option because, your backup is somebody's else back up that can as well live at anytime.
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Human Beings Wicked? by tunize(m): 10:58pm On May 14, 2020
Since he did it intentional nor b wickedness tell him is not for u the owner ur younger brother dey disturb you. cunny man die cunny man bury am. collect cash equivalent.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by tunize(m): 10:45pm On May 14, 2020
I dont advice ppl on how to spend their money. who money hard make suppose know how to spend am.
Politics › Re: Uzodinma Gifts Imo Judges 20 SUVs (Photos) by tunize(m): 9:36pm On May 14, 2020
All this kind gift to get favour wen person don fork up
Romance › Re: The Day You Marry A Lady Smarter Than You, Then You're finished !!! by tunize(m): 9:08pm On May 14, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
oh, really?
Yes oooo
Romance › Re: The Day You Marry A Lady Smarter Than You, Then You're finished !!! by tunize(m): 9:57pm On May 12, 2020
Nothing like life expectancy because anybody can die anyday live all this story a man can get married at january age 24 and die march at age 24.
Is bttr there's an happy ever after than happy never after.
Romance › Re: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by tunize(m): 9:50pm On May 12, 2020
Bros nor try tell ur mom or sister(not yet) if not kiss ur relationship good bye. This is Nigeria oooh the stigma issa bomb. Na that time u go no sey 6G network done dey nigeria since. U're selfless shall but hope u know what u're doing? Additionally how far are u willing to go?
Forum Games › Re: If Given An Opportunity, Which Age Would You Choose To Be Forever? by tunize(m): 1:44pm On May 12, 2020
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Romance › Re: How Do I Cope In A Relationship With A Rape Victim? by tunize(m): 9:56am On May 12, 2020
O.p seriously iyamnot understanding you okay since the flashes dey disturb you, what do u intend doing?
Romance › Re: Advice On How To Leave This Toxic Relationship by tunize(m): 9:52am On May 12, 2020
Victoria234:
23yrs old
Well, at 23 u ought to know wat u want out of life. One funny but realistic thing about ur kind of person and ur relationship is that even if everybody on nairaland tells u to quit ur relationship u still might not take the advice, by this i mean the true desire to end it lies on you. But note a woman beater is a woman beater and i guess it starts from dating relationship into marriage.
Ask urself sincerely howfar ar u willing to go. At 23, i feel u have other positive tins to chase.
Romance › Re: Advice On How To Leave This Toxic Relationship by tunize(m): 9:39am On May 12, 2020
How old are you?
Family › Re: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by tunize(m): 11:56pm On May 11, 2020
Those marital vows are very powerful that is why i repeat why u have to think through before walking down the alter with any man or woman " for better for worse, in sickness and in health, till death do u part no b joke ooh" Madam i guess this is the for better for worse part so is now left for u to tink about fixing ur marriage not running from ur marriage...
Una dey make us fear marriage ooh shuuuuu
Romance › Re: Guys,pls Understand This by tunize(m): 9:50pm On May 11, 2020
The revenge is not worth it no matter do, instead let her be because no mttr the level of punishment placed on any cheating girlfriend, will it reverse something that has been bleeped to unfucked mode? No i guess.
Education › Re: Meet Mohammed Akanbi, KWASU VC: The Youngest Vice Chancellor In Nigeria by tunize(m): 9:27pm On May 11, 2020
light099:
At least, the thread looks organized and calm.

Assuming it's people from the East side, this thread would have turned into immature noise and petty chestbeating as usual.

Things Yorubas don't count as any achievement, if East side achieves one-quarter of it, everywhere would be noise epidemic.
Stop assuming and make ur point, instead of using style to mention names
Family › Re: A Man Discovered That His Father Is Not His Real Dad 36 Years After by tunize(m): 9:17pm On May 11, 2020
bukatyne:
Is paternity fraud the only thing committed in marriages? undecided
To me deceit is the highest fraud. Do you know what it means to be deceived for years into fathering anoda man's child only to find out its not urs? In this case not jst child but children.
Romance › Re: Am A Year Older Today.. Guess My Age And Get A Gift ...... by tunize(m): 6:17pm On May 11, 2020
Naija246:
go and marry undecided
Shey Nah until your breast don begin to dey touch your bele wey no man wan marry you put for house before you get sense abi? sad
Are you married??
Romance › Re: Am A Year Older Today.. Guess My Age And Get A Gift ...... by tunize(m): 6:15pm On May 11, 2020
Kestolove:
U are very ugly Sha, from ur looks, u look 32
Atleast she is proud of showing her face make we see ur own face
Romance › Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by tunize(m): 11:06am On May 11, 2020
Dreyton36:
I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice grin
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland grin life tire me
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother grin
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me cry
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup grin
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete grin
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics grin and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock grin grin
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt
Why u dey like this now. Abeg complete the mattr i dey wait.
Politics › Re: Sirajo Marafa Gatawa Is Dead by tunize(m): 10:03pm On May 10, 2020
Covid 19 actually making all social class of ppl to be on same class. All this ppl dying left right and centre for don japa go jand for bttr treatment. We are in it together if dey are wise dey should put all our health centres into shape.

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