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To make #5m while working on #100k pay it will take u 50months meaning 4yrs and two month to make the 5million in full without torching the #100k. Assuming u accept the #100k monthly pay and be saving sey #50k it will take u 100months meaning 8yrs and 4month to save #5m. So tink well. Abi u fit work sey u nor torch ur #100k salary? And besides were u not working before? If yes collect #5m do bttr tin business.

Lamanii22:
Will someone like her now make heaven?

She might only God can determine that.

This man forget sey e own ppl sabi carry gun and him go comot for power, if he continues creating enemies like this he might end up been assasinated someday.

Waitn men even want self?
U got a good woman now u are disturbing her with wrapper mattr bros let her be.

BigJoe19:

Must everything turn into tribal fights on Nairaland, I just feel Nairaland is full of underage kids.

Good one for the billionaires, most politicians would not even give out after getting their wealth easily.

Bros come benin come drink beer. Majority of dem are senseless instead of dembto appreciate what they have, they are here fighting over irrelevant issue.

Dey jst deceiving themselves yeye leaders who dem dey feed same children wen dey house?

CheedyJ:
Mine is I'd be sleeping then all of a sudden I'd feel a force pin me down with brute force such that I'd be motionless & voiceless & before I know it I'd be gasping for air while still struggling to free myself but after about 30 to 50 secs I'd regain freedom & I immediately I go run commot room go parlour...still happens to me once in a while & I'm over 30 now..

U gat rugged for spirit. Witch nor dey press person again nah. Remembered those days i use to have experiences like urs been pressed by evil forces " i go do ur style run go sitting room" and the pressing continues and this one usually happens by 12 dot wen nepa used to take light. On this faithful day, the pressing don too much i jst said to myself na me and this bird today cos i usually hear the sound of the bird by exactly 12. So, that particular day i opened my eyes up to that 12, and gbam as dem seize light the bird jst flew out from my roof na so i shout follow am " u tink sey i dey sleep oya na come press ur head i go kill u today" behold that was the end oooh i nvr heard the sound of the bird again or the pressing.

Remembered travelling to school wen our driver was busy gisting and turning back while driving "you know all those kind driver wen sabi use all body talk", we were warning the driver he refused to listen all of a sudden na so trailer from no where to be found jst show face, that day all the organs inside my body disappeared the only thing i remembered saying was oh God pls don't let me die today before the driver suddenly drove uncontrollably inside the bush. This caused this kind of phobia in me till now to the point that i don't like travelling too much. Thank God for life mayb i for b history now 2014.

Na were u know reach u talk reach.

visijo:
Apart From Pandemic, Quarantine, Lockdown, palliative, What Other English Word(s) Has Coronavirus Taught You ?? �

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Social distancing, self isolation atleast new vocabulary don plenty

The moral of the story is that.....................................................


















There is no moral.
Truth b told this story dey like nursery rhyme.

Mavinsoladele:
thanks a lot for ur words. Am grateful

No shaking.

Appreciate and value what u have because sometimes in life u win some and lose some.compete only with urself by being bttr not necessarily for the world to see but for ur own well being. Be happy !!

Heheheheheh crazy and funny i tire to laugh.

As Jesus even good reach ppl still talked bad about him.
So draw ur inspiration on that i careless about negative opinion focus on ur life. I guess na only u follow come this life.

Relationship mttr too dey complicated like our coountry Nigeria. That been said what actually prompt u to checking her chats since u said urself she doesn't show u any signs?

MichealKin50:
2yrs plus. She's very good and open hearted. She doesn't hide anything from me.

Really..hmmm okay oh see bros na waitn woman want make u know u go know ooooh i hope u know that. Go play timaya is about that time tink am well.

sexylassie2:
Waste of money.

We keep building private universities like the way we build secondary schools everywhere.

They can't find cure for anything or add value to the Society except adding to the unemployment rate.

When the owner dies, what become of the university and the students?

Students are withdrawn and the university properties becomes a tug of war between the wives.

9ja for u imagine Edo state for instance has up to 12 institutions at the end of the day no bttr industry.

Wiseandtrue:
So many universities, no job!!!

Good effort though why not build factories that can process our natural resources

That's what this government should be looking at!!!

If there's anything like reincarnation, may Nigeria NEVER experience a Buhari again!!!

Why now at least ppl ruled before buhari now, why are u sounding like buhari is the first president ever produced in nigeria?

Write am hear who need am go see am, who nor need am go pass. Next thing now you'll want to sell e-book. Who nvr fit pay school fees nai wan buy e-book?

SonOfScientists:
That's life for you... Most things are rather kept unspoken cause the damage would be catastrophic. I'll really try to forget that event, hope she doesn't do it again

She would.
So jst avoid her and try not to be alone with her now or even after getting married to your bro.

SonOfScientists:
You think I'm happy over the situation of things? I can't even look my brother in his eyes no more, I'm having phases of post-traumatic effects on my brain right now but what is my partner in crime doing? She watching a movie with my bro, head on his lap, occasionally stealing kisses and professing undying love for him. why would I wanna ruin something like that? I rather keep my mouth shut.
Thanks.

Whatever u chose to do its totally ur decision. But na wa for some babes shall!

SonOfScientists:
From an angle, Yes but she led me to it. so you think it's better if I tell my bro? will that then break the presumptuous cycle? 'cause if it won't, I rather not tell and ruin the upcoming glory days with my in-law

She led u into it i actually do not by that concept of urs because, in life we have choices so u made urs. As a man u should have some principle wen it comes to women not every woman is fuckable for respect sake like female cousin, brothers wife, brothers fiancee, friends wife, friends girlfriend, even ex's to friends or family.
Are u trying to tell me if she was ur brothers wife u would have still bleeped her with the excuse of been lured?

SonOfScientists:
She seduced me, I tried turning her away but she wouldn't listen... I'm the victim here

So u actually betrayed ur brother? Well, na circle ur own dey front shall that na sure.

iyke926:
I won't even dare do the prank shit because I'm a weird man. Hiding glasses is off too.

Okay

iyke926:
The dude must be a very nice guy for her to smash his TV and the dude couldnt smash her physically or use her practice choke slam on top the broken TV before throwing you outta his house.

Why should u do that? prank got limit, bros na health dem talk here he could hav pranked her with anything.

No big deal now if u can kiss and exchange saliva, have raw sex, give neck and head so what then are u now avoiding?

Fake personalities and disrespect

yomi007k:
What if he is having issues at work? The economic situation is not friendly as most businesses have been affected. Even educational institutions have halted , dreams have been cut short.

We need to be empathetic sometimes.

Atleast communicate thats what matured minds do. If he feels that okay i don't want her to know whats popn up with me, the least he can do is to keep the communication alive while he solves is problem. I see no reason why he can't share some of his problems with his babe nor be weakness bros