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luminouz:
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My matter go kill u las las o..

I bet you saved the pic.. Oya show me jare...lemme see my weapon

pocohantas:
You no lie. My dad underwent a surgery this year and damn, I had my heart in my mouth. I don’t know what I would have done if he died. I am not an undergraduate that still needs him to pay my fees, but it would have hit me badly.

While he was in the hospital, I was highly irritable. I remember lashing out at a friend and he was like “seems you are not in a good mood this period”. That was when I told him the situation. Never told him or many people before then (even after), I didn’t want anyone to say I also need urgent 2k.

Fathers are a daughter’s first love. The only man that will do giveaway for you without expecting anything in return. The only man that can genuinely wish for you to be greater than him.

Guys that ask you “Am I your father?” are not being so rude, they know it is only your father that would willingly make such sacrifice for you.

May your dad’s soul continue to rest in peace, Twoclàns. I am beginning to make peace with the fact that my dad is getting older and would go someday...

pocohantas:
Na Lala. E sure me say na him...

pocohantas:
How much did she pay?

She should apply mousse to it, come brush am small.

That wig in the picture should be nothing less than 70k for good quality. It is a frontal wig, it is highlighted, it is long and it is a curly hair.

If she paid in the range of 35k, it is normal she gets a sponge. If it is too good to be true, it is too good to be true.

Zzor:
SMH , he's just a redpiller on a normal duty.

Sazeals:
I chase Marine spirits oooo
our business order is follow.
chase and comeback later = 1000
chase away forever = 2500
telling the Marine spirit to dey do you small small = 500.
patronize us pls

saaphiere:
I need this kind of men in my life. God plsss. These kind of men are the real men.

mariahAngel:
You took the words right out!

pocohantas:
When I was younger, my dad once said, the most difficult/principled men to deal with, are men who do not take these three things; alcohol, women and money. When they are going to visit certain business men, they will ask “does he drink? Do you know his brand?” If na woman e like, there would be a woman in the team.

That is why some ladies love/prefer male bosses, lecturers or men in positions of authority- it is not because they are nice, they are just easier to compromise/manipulate. The downside is, they would also wizard-hunt women who do not want them. Mr Martins is a goat, it would have been better if he took money sef, but na toto be im problem for this life.

Women do not need your fûck in exchange for value, women will collect your money straight-up. That is why actresses are buying cars/[b]houses - their male colleagues are using fame to fck [i]free[/[/b]i].

NwaAmaikpe:



Pa Michael Imoudu will be rolling in his grave after seeing what the NLC has become today.
How did she fall from grace?
A once vibrant militant trade unionism that was further revamped by Comrade Adams Oshiomhole is now as impotent as an expired, adulterated painkiller.

The Trade Union we see today is even less than an unfunny joke in the mouth of a drunk jester.
No one takes her threats seriously...not the people, not the government, not even the union itself.

Incase you've forgotten, it's almost a month of the expiration of their two weeks' ultimatum on the Electricity tariff.

But like my grandmother will always say.
"Do not ask whose side the househelp is on when she will not intercede when the master is fighting with her madam".
She's only looking out for her self.

Martin0:
Weitin dey worry you sef eh come u think say I dey play with you

Martin0:
come ook u know how long we don dey talk for this nairaland sha, u go stingy ooo, u Sabi come disturb me for Emil but you no Sabi to give person number abi u be lesbian talk oooo

Martin0:
. So how far na, where u come dey since, wait u still dey strong head dey follow me abi, u no wan give me weitin we go take dey talk abi

Martin0:
Omo Nne many things don change oooo, I no dey naija again for a long time now..... I never secure ground well so I never even know when person go come naija again,

Organs:
Again you want to boast about Ukiwe now and still point fingers abi. Ok, news for you, Nigerians voted in Abiola, mostly Northerners. Northerners voted in OBJ in 1999. Igbos do not support those with Nationalistic ideas. They did not support Ukiwe or Ekwueme. They will rather throw insults and point finger, claim superiority, boasts, beat chest, meanwhile, they still stay in the same situation.

Martin0:
u be wan kind crazy girl oooo;d

0KNM:
Empire? Check Power