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FamilyRe: What Can Make You Happy In The Long Term? by Twoclans(f): 8:30pm On Mar 20, 2021
Money and good health
FoodRe: Do You Cut Your Vegetables In The Market? by Twoclans(f): 5:56pm On Mar 20, 2021
Truth be told I was trained by my mother to wash vegetables before cutting .It is actually the best and safest way of preparing vegetables.

However I have grown very old and I hate cooking with a passion ,i really do not have anything against cutting vegetables in the market .Just wash with salt when you get home. lipsrsealed
PhonesRe: Is Whatsapp Down? by Twoclans(f): 7:08pm On Mar 19, 2021
Kosiso12:
I can't send message on WhatsApp
Looks like they are having issues this evening.
HealthRe: Top 6 Phobias Most Nigerians Have by Twoclans(f): 9:54pm On Mar 15, 2021
Fear of height and fear of snakes ,this two fears puts the fear of God in me.

A doctor had to legit give me treatment to manage vertigo when I was much younger .
RomanceRe: What Is Your Love Language? by Twoclans(f): 9:29am On Mar 08, 2021
akeeng:
I’ll say it’s part of physical cheesy
I know it had to be physical for you cheesy
kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: What Is Your Love Language? by Twoclans(f): 6:20am On Mar 08, 2021
akeeng:
just gimme pomo chop everytime cheesy cheesy
Is that part of toks list cheesy cheesy

RomanceRe: What Is Your Love Language? by Twoclans(f): 10:06pm On Mar 07, 2021
I think it has to be physical touch for me.The hugs,the hand holding ,the pecks and kisses from someone I love can raise butterflies in my stomach.

Meanwhile on the other hand I am so horrible that if I do not like you and you touch any part of my body I could just start vomiting or spiting.

akeeng come and tell us your love language wink
PoliticsRe: Daughter Of Prince Iyen, Obaseki's Late SSA Calls On Her Dad's Pic On Poster by Twoclans(f): 8:10pm On Mar 07, 2021
You can only truly understand this if you have lost a loved one.When my dad passed his granddaughter kept touching the giant poster and saying grand pa come out ,come out ,come out.

She last saw him in his hospital bed so she could not understand what he was doing on a poster .
CultureRe: Suri Tribeswomen Of Ethiopia Who Wear Large Lip Plate To Determine Worth In Cows by Twoclans(f): 6:39pm On Mar 06, 2021
Like seriously
EducationRe: Emmanuel Nworie, First-Class Mathematician & Farmer Bags PhD Scholarship by Twoclans(f): 7:55pm On Mar 04, 2021
A first class graduate from UNN ,his brain is frying ...

Nice one from the sponsors
TV/MoviesRe: Sadiq Daba: Veteran Broadcaster And Movie Star Is Dead by Twoclans(f): 3:48am On Mar 04, 2021
Rest in peace Daba.
HealthRe: Man Found Dead Alongside His Girlfriend In Delta Left 'Suicide Note' by Twoclans(f): 8:09pm On Feb 26, 2021
This is one suicide that should be investigated ,something is not just adding up.

When will forensics be taken seriously in this country angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help !! Victorian Is Dead ! Who Knows Her Family ? Her Neighbours Are Asking ! by Twoclans(f): 4:13pm On Feb 25, 2021
RIP Vic

May your soul rest in peace.
FamilyRe: Baby Found Dead Inside Running Front-loading Washing Machine In NewZealand(Pic) by Twoclans(f): 6:11am On Feb 22, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
shocked




Nawa oh! I wanted to buy washing machine this week but, I just changed my mind after reading this.



May his or her soul Rest In Peace
You can buy a top loader .

I have never really liked that side loading washing machine,I always feel I will be too lazy to bend down and start loading cloths.

It is just unfortunate this child lost his/her life.
PoliticsRe: Oyo House Of Reps Member, Odidiomo Empowers Constituents With Goats by Twoclans(f): 1:27pm On Feb 21, 2021
Chai

Poverty is a hydra headed disease

CrimeRe: Bloodied Children Rescued From House Filled With Fetish Items In Anambra by Twoclans(f): 3:04pm On Feb 20, 2021
This explains part of the reasons God is so angry with the world right now .
TravelRe: Jabi Lake Park: Where ABUJA Residents Spend Their Weekends (pics, Video) by Twoclans(f): 9:56am On Feb 20, 2021
OP did you take those pictures immediately they finished sweeping the park because that Jabi lake park that I know is always dirty.
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria Humanitarian Titilayo Eboh Honoured At Couple's Dinner Held In Abuja by Twoclans(f): 8:45pm On Feb 19, 2021
divo:
Longest time
Hiiiiiiii divo,hope you are doing great.
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria Humanitarian Titilayo Eboh Honoured At Couple's Dinner Held In Abuja by Twoclans(f): 8:29pm On Feb 19, 2021
pocohantas:
Drop am as e dey hot. Our own Deloitte. Independently verifying tatafo. grin
LOL

I dont even know their names ,I recognized kunle afolayan .He was hilariously complaining about how expensive Amala is in Abuja .Laugh almost killed me.He said how can he eat Amala for 8000 plus .(I think this cost was for two people)

He said he will surely come and open an Amala joint in Abuja.He explained how you can eat good Amala in Lagos for far less.

Then I think two other male actors that are also popular with skits.I dont even know their names.

I am not very good with names my dear.
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria Humanitarian Titilayo Eboh Honoured At Couple's Dinner Held In Abuja by Twoclans(f): 7:27pm On Feb 19, 2021
Too many lagos based celebrities are in Abuja today .

Anyway let me carry my tatafo and leave the thread.
Christianity EtcRe: Joachim Makama: Catholic Priest Dies In Terrible Accident (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 6:33pm On Feb 17, 2021
RIP father Makama.

He was also immediate past parish priest of Queen of Apostles Parish Kakuri Kaduna.

This life is indeed vain.To imagine he also had the accident almost at the same spot Father Tanko did.
RomanceRe: Can A Husband Touch Her Wife After Giving Birth by Twoclans(f): 9:56pm On Feb 16, 2021
This her and he wahala sha. angry


Just be sure she is no longer in pains especially if she had vaginal birth and probably had stitches .
FamilyRe: Does My Brother's Wife Have The Right To Walk Me Out Of My Brother's House ? by Twoclans(f):
This country is really getting harder by the day,alot of people are angry and frustrated.

When people fight because of food it breaks my heart because it just shows the level of poverty and poverty mentality that abounds in this country.

@OP no vex,if it is possible try and resolve issues with her even before your brother comes back. Women can sometimes be intoxicated with power. Be a man and resolve the issues at hand then work hard to have your own space.

The kind of things that trip some women sef angry
Kitchen food ? When okonjo iweala just broke new record.
Christianity EtcRe: The Greatest Lover Of All Time by Twoclans(f): 7:07pm On Feb 14, 2021
2018 thread angry
RomanceRe: How Is Your Valentine's Day Going? by Twoclans(f): 4:59pm On Feb 14, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I can't complain.
32 text messages, 19 emails, 7 gifts and 4 ejaculations.

CelebritiesRe: Nigeria Needs To Forgo Ethnicity---peter Okoye(psquare) by Twoclans(f): 2:00pm On Feb 14, 2021
Peter okoye should not talk about unity ,the table he is shaking he is gallantly seated on it.

Its just like twoclans talking about loyalty to a P. angry

Peter please sit this out.
RomanceRe: Happy Valentine's Day Nairalanders. by Twoclans(f): 3:46am On Feb 14, 2021
akeeng:
Who will buy me flowers like this? cry cry
kiss kiss

RomanceRe: Opinion: 90% Of Girls In A SERIOUS Relationship Will Do This??? by Twoclans(f): 6:01pm On Feb 08, 2021
100% of men will do it for far less,las las we are all crazy
CelebritiesRe: Jack-Rich's Wife Reacts After Rumor That Her Husband Gifted Destiny Etiko A Car by Twoclans(f): 2:57pm On Feb 08, 2021
All this people talking about the wife's beauty please be informed that beauty cannot stop a Nigerian man from cheating.

I have seen a married man that the only reason he has been cheating on his wife for over ten years is because the side chic satisfies his addiction to BJ meanwhile madam cannot stand the taste of the P in her mouth.

Side chic will forever be a lucrative business as long as the male gender exists .

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