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Politics › Re: Navy Personnel, Soldiers Urinate On Widow & Her Children In Cross River by Twoclans(f): 8:43pm On Dec 31, 2020

Something is fundamentally wrong with the training of majority of our military and para military personnel in this country.

I meet this military guy a few months ago,on two occasions that I had to be in the same space with him the way he treated other people was so disgusting .I dropped him like hot potatoes.

If this widow said they did this to her honestly I won't be surprised at all.

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Romance › Re: Two Mates Fall For Same Woman On Holiday And Both Decide To Date Her (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 6:27am On Dec 31, 2020

Why dont I see anything wrong with this her arrangement cool

I hope my madness has not entered another level. shocked

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Romance › Re: Why Do Women Still Clamour For Honeymoon? by Twoclans(f): 6:13pm On Dec 30, 2020

Waka pass things cool

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Celebrities › Re: Chike Searches For Lady He Met During Performance (Video) by Twoclans(f): 4:30pm On Dec 30, 2020

Chike is one guy that sings and my stone heart melts cheesy

Twitter people please help him find the girl.

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Romance › Re: Man Dies During Sex Romp With Married Woman In Cross River by Twoclans(f): 6:39pm On Dec 29, 2020

Another one drops angry

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Celebrities › Re: I Will Continue To Deliver Hits — Davido Makes U-turn On Quitting Music by Twoclans(f): 10:34am On Dec 29, 2020

sugacoatedmouth:
Pls what or who is KRF

KRF is short form of korofo,and korofo is a slang/title for the head of aye confraternity .

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Celebrities › Re: I Will Continue To Deliver Hits — Davido Makes U-turn On Quitting Music by Twoclans(f): 7:28am On Dec 29, 2020

Let us not disturb ourselves about this two people ,KRF will settle the matter. angry

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Celebrities › Re: Craze Clown And Fiancée, Jojo Welcome A Baby Girl by Twoclans(f): 10:01am On Dec 28, 2020

The number of children that will be born between December and march 2021 no be here grin

The world seem to be replacing the number of deaths covid claimed.

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Celebrities › Re: Groom Wears Traditional Efik Attire For His Church Wedding In Akwa Ibom by Twoclans(f): 9:51am On Dec 28, 2020

NwaAmaikpe:

This is a beautiful concept but if he chose to wear his native attire for his church wedding how come he could not convince the bride to do the same?

Isn't it obvious that he is marrying an incompatible lady whom he can't control?
Nigerian men of this generation are in big trouble; they've gone from Samsons to Simpsons overnight.

I still wonder how women who were in our parents' time relegated to the back seat as passengers in the home are now the ones who call the shots?

Only 2 in 10men today are the ones whose overall decisions are not somewhat influenced by their wife's opinions on it.
That in itself is a calamity.

Several years ago, I suggested a business proposal to my mumu friend and he told me he could not be definite on his stand right away because as someone who loved to carry his wife along; he'd need to discuss it with her.
That was the end of my friendship with him.

The last time I saw Simpleton the simple simp was on a weekday in a tailor's shop; he took a casual leave from work to accompany his wife to go amend her gown.

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Family › Re: Man And His Friends Storm Pastor's House, Demand For The Car His Wife Gave Him by Twoclans(f): 8:43pm On Dec 27, 2020

Left for me hunger will kill pastors angry

Their entitlement mentality drives me crazy.

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TV/Movies › Re: ‘Omo Ghetto: The Saga’ - Funke Akindele Returns To Street (Pictures) by Twoclans(f): 9:34am On Dec 27, 2020

So Bill Gates is poor because he is not chubby cheesy

Nigerians will not kill me .See mindset abeg undecided

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Family › Re: How I Met My Wife: Love Is Real by Twoclans(f): 8:49am On Dec 25, 2020

Ladyhippolyta88:
Good morning dear.

Lol, I joined those people too I liked and shared it a few days ago

Merry Christmas dear have a great day

Merry Christmas darlyn kiss

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Family › Re: How I Met My Wife: Love Is Real by Twoclans(f): 2:04am On Dec 25, 2020

Ladyhippolyta88:
Very true.

When I saw the username on the other thread on front page I knew it was familiar checked his profile and saw this thread.
Then I realized that he is a liar the girlfriend and him the boyfriend are the same person looking for clout.
Some of the stories here are lies.

My dear ,it is not even his lies that bothered me so much my greater worry is that as at this morning 738 people clicked the like button and 58 people shared.

Waooooohhhhh

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Food › Re: Men, Why Do You Hate Okra Soup? by Twoclans(f): 9:53pm On Dec 24, 2020

Kriss216:
Draw soup neutralize Jazz. 90% of people who avoid draw soup are Okombo tested!

Exactly

I know a couple of people who will not touch okra because of the jazz in their body.

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Romance › Re: Do Every Lady Bleed During Their First Sex? by Twoclans(f): 4:46pm On Dec 24, 2020

Not every lady will bleed .

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Fashion › Re: Why Is Bone Straight Trending In Nigeria? by Twoclans(f): 10:59am On Dec 23, 2020

Thegamingorca:
Why

I have this huge phobia that I could go for a meeting / presentation or I could be walking on the streets and the wig will fall off .

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Fashion › Re: Why Is Bone Straight Trending In Nigeria? by Twoclans(f): 10:49am On Dec 23, 2020

Biglittlelois:
I can never be caught wearing a wig, never.

I thought I was alone on this.Wigs can never be found around me.

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Romance › Re: What A Barman Did When I Took A Lady For A Date. by Twoclans(f): 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2020

Laugh wan give me bow leg.
@ OP you are absolutely right to be very angry and mad at the bar man. Which kind rubbish?

Reminds me of a joint that we labelled the bar man CNN because of his habit of always casting people. Always giving out information that is not required, trust Abuja boys they settled his matter for him. grin

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Romance › Re: How Rampant Is Sex In The University by Twoclans(f): 12:17pm On Dec 21, 2020

Not very rampant jare Atleast I never had sex during my university days.

I was a good girl.

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Nairaland General › Re: What Have You Lost Interest In? by Twoclans(f): 8:54pm On Dec 20, 2020

Sex

Don't even know how to get my groove back .

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Romance › Re: Can You Leave Your Phone Unlocked With Your Partner? by Twoclans(f): 10:46am On Dec 20, 2020

Sermwell:
I hope you will not want know your partner's password??

Not at all.In fact its so bad i hardly even know the phone brands they use .

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Romance › Re: Can You Leave Your Phone Unlocked With Your Partner? by Twoclans(f): 7:08am On Dec 20, 2020

pocohantas:
Nairaland front-page be like; Man jumps over third mainland bridge after checking partners phone.

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Romance › Re: Can You Leave Your Phone Unlocked With Your Partner? by Twoclans(f): 5:43am On Dec 20, 2020

WoundedLamb:
Nairalanders. Everyone is suddenly trustworthy. Hehe...

That is eh cheesy

. I am almost feeling like the devil.

Biko my phone is always passworded. Double password sef.No partner can make me change that habit or give them my password.

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Business › Re: What Made You Decide To Boycott A Business? by Twoclans(f): 10:48pm On Dec 16, 2020*

I work with two good looking guys on my team, because I am their team lead .They always have a way of making me buy them breakfast at our popular hot buka joint .

When we get to this joint the female waiters always find a way to flirt and roll all their body for my male colleagues. Sometimes I even have to beg them to take my order because they get carried away in their flirting activities. They don't know that on this table of three I am the moneybag when it comes to that breakfast.

I had to boycott that buka joint because the same thing kept repeating itself.I cannot come and be begging on top my own hard earned money.

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Politics › Re: No Fewer Than 18 Nigerian Army Generals Test Positive For COVID-19 by Twoclans(f): 5:00am On Dec 14, 2020

I wonder who this guys think they are deceiving. angry

So we have this number of generals yet kidnapping can not stop on kaduna ~ Abuja road.

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Food › Re: My Morning Saturday Fried Rice by Twoclans(f): 10:22pm On Dec 12, 2020

Cutehector:
i know say you like lefulefu since time immemorial. We know

Lol

Let me just waka pass.

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Food › Re: My Morning Saturday Fried Rice by Twoclans(f): 9:50pm On Dec 12, 2020

Cutehector:
wow. So this is how you decieve all them ladies on Nairaland. Your rice dey sharp bro. You too much.

Deceive ke?

The ukwu king is a cool guy ,na we dey rush am. grin

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Food › Re: My Morning Saturday Fried Rice by Twoclans(f): 5:54pm On Dec 12, 2020

Wahala for woman wey no sabi cook for wia king lefulefu dey.See good looking fried rice.

Anyway make the woman just get better ukwu. cheesy

her cooking skills will be overlooked. cool

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Celebrities › Re: Kumbalee Makeover Dies 2 Weeks After His Birthday In Lagos by Twoclans(f): 10:13am On Dec 12, 2020

omokoginimi:
And some people go still dey waye moya. Hmmmm

RIP to him

Like seriously ?

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Romance › Re: Guys, What Are Red Flags You Notice When You Meet A Girl For The First Time? - by Twoclans(f): 8:20am On Dec 10, 2020

The comments cheesy

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Romance › Re: I’m Beautiful Please..luminouz you once call me beautiful by Twoclans(f): 8:19pm On Dec 08, 2020

luminouz:
.........

Mehn... If you see am sisi, you go fall oooooo...you go commit ooo

My love for better Prick will not put me into temptation.

So help me God.

Get behind me Satan (lumi). cheesy

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