₦airaland Forum

So na these 8 northerners dey represent the entire parasitic north?!
Wonders shall never end!

You are wicked!

shortIGBOman:
Simon Ekpa will do the job for us. No election in the East. Anybody wey come out on that day, IPOB go use am as a scapegoat.

This pay as you go father again?!
This guy no dey rest?
Every election season, he is ready for the highest bidder!

De facto president Malami paying them back in their own coin!

Una go dance tire on empty stomach!!

Femi! You have enabled and emboldened evil with your crass sycophancy.

Osun people go dance tire!

I have never seen a people play victim card worse than the Igbos.
They are the problem unto themselves, yet they blame others and tag themselves as saints!
Funny set of people!

Is Atiku, a known kleptomaniac and desperado, a better or worse option?!
He is even Fulani! A tribe who have chosen to terrorize and kill Nigerians?!

Zobo!

A muslim /muslim ticket may be the fnal nail on the coffin of APC!!

Grief indeed! You & your household swim in stupendous opulence while Nigeria burns! And you speak about grief?!

From a political jobber and Northern 419!

Please make sure the catalytic converter is still intact. Otherwise it will consume more fuel than a jumbo jet!

Please take her to the hospital first. Let them check if it is cancerous. The earliest cancer is caught and cut off the better. If it is not cancerous, then you can do other treatments.

I absolutely agree with you. If Nigerians have any sense, they will not vote anyone who has shown so much desperation in leading Nigeria. Especially those who have been spending recklessly to bribe the corruption laden population!

anonimi:
Is that the looting that Bubu has done to recover the trillions he spent since 2003 in his quest to ruin our country, after Thiefnuibu's packaging of the Abacha comrade in looting
Maybe that was why Thiefnuibu and Bubu blended so well together quickly and easily. Thieves of a feather flock together.

And Atiku who has spent almost a trillion naira since the 90’s in his quest to rule is more noble abi?!
Atiku is even worse than Tinubu as a potential treasury looter. Atiku will recover all he has spent with interest if he ever wins the presidency. Past corruption will be child’s play if Atiku ever takes over!

Nigerians analyze situations just as demented as their leaders!
So this useless newspaper did not realize that just like Atiku, Tinubu out-bribed his opponents to emerge as winner?!!!
I keep saying it, Nigerians (both leaders and followers) are the most evil creatures God made! They will see black and call it white!

Exceptionally greedy and corrupt old men.
The generation from 60 and above deserve the Rawlings treatment!
They destroyed Nigeria!!!

Was it about choice? Or the candidate that bribed the corrupt delegates more?!
Nigerians will see the truth and start arguing backwards!
So, you think it was about popularity or substance?! Then you need to check your IQ.

This guy na idiot! He committed the offense, yet he dey try use ogboju!
Pervert! Mad man! Olosho full everywhere na, if you are that starved!

Who forgives a b*tch?!
Only simps, woman wrapper & p*ssy slaves do that! Real men don’t.

If that man you slapped retaliated, I hope you will be able to withstand it?!
Even if the man misbehaved by toasting you, it doesn’t give you the right to slap him. Just decline his advances and move on.
It is not everytime that you will get away with violence against men. One day you will encounter a real man who will beat the demon out of you for hitting him. Next time you will think twice before hitting a man or anyone else.

ahnie:
I have bn longing to create this topic for some months now,but due to my busy schedules as I barely have time.

For some time now.... I have bn noticing a particular pattern going on and couple with some experiences which I ain't cool with.

I don't know if other married women finds it cool,but to me it's very disgusting and appalling.

Sometimes I do wonder if those wondering phalluses no even get eyes to see that the woman they're chasing is even married sef.
Aren't they seeing the little kids with the women?

You become a target if they by any chance noticed your husband isn't based in same state with you and comes once in a while and God epp you if you're beautiful and always decently dressed.



Recently I had another experience....I was somewhere with my daughter picking some items...when this man with his bend bend legs like pastor gbejero walked up to me and said he likes me,that he has bn noticing me for sometime,he was even twitching....

I just looked at him then laughed,I told him to take a walk.....few weeks later I saw him trekking under the hot sun going from store to store with his bend bend legs like oshodi octopus.

One sick one even had the impetus telling me...I go dey chop like thief from corner oga nor go know.
Before he even finished the statement...a powerful slap landed on his cheek,yes I can be mean and bold at same time.

Surprising these men would go back home then pretend to their wives,them no go tell them say....them dey run after people wives.

On-line isn't even different......


So men...chasing people's wives....how do you sleep at night?

Which kain color riot outfit be this sef?!

Nigerian stupidity is legendary!!

1. NEVER marry out of pity or because of pregnancy (Do a DNA test for the baby if in doubt- it cost just 90-120k, take proper care of the baby if its yours.
2. Marry a woman that has a mother with moral pedigree (your wife will become a copy of her mum 80% of the time).
3. Only marry a woman who earns and spends her own money (support her financially when the need arises).
4 Marry a God fearing woman and a woman who comes from a God fearing and decent family.
5. Perform fertilty and STD test on you & your partner.
6. Pray and follow the direction of God 100%. If there is even 1% doubt, BACK OFF!
7. NEVER rush into marriage! It NEVER ends well if you rush!
8. NEVER prove your LOVE for your partner with marriage!
9. Marry your friend not just your lover. There must be common areas of interest between both of you outside what lovers do.
10. You are not obliged to finanacially suport your baby mama, but the baby's well being is the obligation of both of you.

1. Work on your p*ssy anxiety. Try not to be too excited about having sex.
2. Practice kegel exercise. Google it. Download Kegel Trainer app online to remind you of the exercise.
3. Eat potassium rich food, especially banana religiously.
4. Soak cut bitter kola, grounded alligator pepper and cut kola nut in gin for three days. Take a tot once a day and immediately before sex.
5. Also take lukozade boost before sex along with the tincture.
Come back and thank the gods!

So they cannot meet on the Owo massacre by the terrorists?!

You see why these Northern invaders riding okada in Lagos need to be kicked out?!
Yorubas need to put sentiments aside and do the needful!

You see why these Northern invaders riding okada in Lagos need to be kicked out?!
Yorubas need to put sentiments aside and do the needful!

Enjoy in Abuja jare my brother, while your state continues to burn! Supreme court governor!

You wont blame your Fulani brothers who have prevented farmers from going to their farms and destroyed planted crops?
What a man! Nigeria deserves you!