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Lucky you. But, If you still live in that country, I hope you won’t learn the hard way. May Nigeria & Nigerians not happen to you for you to learn what I learnt.

ImoleNaija:
The ones that surround you. I don't think I have such amongst my F&F.

Oga,
1. You may have married a nympomaniac!
You should have checked if you were sexually compatible before consummating marriage.
2. It is also possible that she has a moderate to high libido & was circumcised. Therefore, it is almost impossible to make her cum with ordinary sex. Her clitoris and sensual spots at the outer part of p*ssy may have been mutilated, leaving her with only the O,G and A spots deep in her p*ssy. These spots take intense sexual action and techniques to stimulate in women. Learn more on this.

Sadly, you mixed emotions with financial dealings with a Nigerian. Your money is literally gone. Nigerians are the worst people to loan money to. They wickedly collect the loan with the intention not to repay.
1. Your recording will do little or nothing legally. You should have properly documented an agreement and collected collateral / guarator. Whether he is family or not is immaterial!
2. Going to the police will cause you more financial distress. He may even use your money to manipulate the police against you.
3. The best bet (without guarantees) is to pray that God softens his heart to repay you. Also involved family members to persuade him.,But get ready to move out of his house if you start forcing repayment.

You have learnt the hard way NEVER to loan an Nigerian money without a solid debt collection mechanism. Nigerians are pure evil people who don’t repay a debt!

Obi supporters are jokers.
There are 13325 polling units in Lagos alone. I can barely count 5,000 people in that match.
Those numbers can’t even guarantee 1vote per polling unit in Lagos. Talkless of Kano!

There is nothing wrong with this,
You should be a documented and properly traceable Lagos resident tovote.
This will prevent deliberate manipulations by some unscrupuloous states and individuals trying to destabilize Lagos with sponsored deliberate influx of non-stakeholders into the state for election purposes.

You just realized this at the wee hours of your useless tenure?!

Believe Nigerian women at your own peril.
Investigate first, then punish whoever did wrong.

Bastard old man! The same Lawan you used your grey hair to lie was the imposed consensus candidate from Buhari. Then you shamelessly went into hiding after lying to Nigerians with your useless grey hair?!

Below quote is the typical Nigerian response who blames everyone else except themselves!

“I don’t (know) why they are making life hard for us in this country. Any small thing, the drivers have doubled the price. Our politicians will not address this problem now, they are only interested in the elections, a passenger identified simply as Sola Badmus, said.

Just like the people of Ekiiti who collected cash to vote 4yearly destiny destroyers, these evil Nigerians will keep voting the wrong people for a bribe, yet they wonder where their problem is from?!

Why will you drive your car through water?
It has several solenoids & sensors that will malfunction when water gets to them.
Why are you suprised that the car shuts down after contact with water? Those solenoids & sensors are just struggling to keep the car going after being soaked severally in water. Very soon they will all pack up on you whether you drive in water or not!!!

So you want us to advise you on what to do with an insecure, opportunistic, gold digger?
If you don’t mind the aforementioned clear characteristics of your so called partner, why not meet in the middle & ask for a contributory joint account where you both agree in trust to put a percentage of your income into the account.
If he still disagrees with this, you better leave his gold digging ass & dm me ASAP! People like us dey look for better, financially independent babe with wife value o!

Welcome to the club of real men.
Most Nigerian women don't deserve the kind of trust and affection you gave your ex.
Sorry you had to learn the hard way!

Jagaban of touts and street urchins!!!
Nigeria go hear am if Tinubu or Atiku is voted into office.
But I know Nigerians deserve this class of evil leaders, because they are even more mindlessly evil and corrupt.

Useless sheeps being led to the slaughter.
The Nigerian way is to pray hard, but do liitle on no work!
Mad set of people. The time used to protest for religious reasons can be used to work and earn a decent living!!!

God just showed you your future problem.
You are bound to be an undersexed wife if you dare marry him!

Nigerians deserve no pity regarding the consequences of misgovernance. They are not better than their rotten leaders!

Nigerians deserve no pity regarding the consequences of misgovernance. They are not better than their rotten leaders!

Jagaban awon tout!!!

If you will be happy that your siblings keep the affairs of a cheating wife a secret from you, go ahead. If not, do the right thing f00l!!!

This is absolutely nuts!
APC Muslim/Muslim
Labour South / South

Do these clowns really think our division is a joke?!
They are only united at the level of corruption!
Only in Nigeria! The delusional of the ruling class is phenomenal. The stupidity & docility of the followers is legendary!

Is that why you have decided to f*ck their wives to avenge the injustice?!
Superhero isonu!!!

Why can’t Nigerians breed tilapia and croaker.
Catfish is ladden with bad cholesterol and it is killing people silently!

Yeah, you are sure to win in Kano! Dreamer!

One of FFKs many lies. I bet if they offer him a juicy position, his assertion with change instantaneously.
Like father, like son!

What do you expect from a supreme court led by a sharia court judge. Nigeria is doomed!

No he was not honest. He was quick to show us his bank balance when chicken feed salary hit it. He should also show us his entire month statement when all the juicy allowances and MDA bribes hit it.
His brand of honest is the Nigerian type-selecttive, scheming, wicked and diversionary!!!

Acidosis:
Go and watch the video. He's told his constituents to vote another person and that he's not willing to return. What else do you want?

You all don't like honest people.

This dumb idiot was quick to show off the salary that they use to deceive Nigerians. But when questioned about the allowances in multi millions that they use to rob Nigerians, the fool started speaking gibberish!

You are badass!

Tolexander:
I wanted to mention Portable, but you said musician

Igbos don’t see Delta Igbos as authentic Igbos. We all know this!

lawnreigh:
PDP obviously doesn't rate the South East, after delivering Bloc Vote for PDP since 1999, yet they didn't deem it fit to pick a South Easterner as VP Candidate. Okowa is Igbo but then, PDP still no rate South East. Chaiii

You shall get the attention you crave. Happy birthday.

Sadly,the truth is that those supporting Peter Obi are SEasterners and very few educated youths.
They lazily choose to recycle the news of his possible online victory instead of going into the real world to canvass votes for him outside the SE & elitist youth demography.

We also hated being with you as a toddler! You were a little pain in the ass! �

peepydelano:
Lol, mehn I hate been with kids, I seriously don’t know what to do with them .