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Programming › Re: Delete Post by U1(m): 7:29pm On Aug 28, 2009
My guy, sorry to hear about your condition, that's naija for you. I'll advice you not to do anything illegal, you can start a little something by gathering a few bucks from relatives and friends. I don't know how old you are, but if you are still young and not too shy, you may consider starting a call center. Just my 2 cents, by the way.
Business › Re: Best Nigerian Bank? by U1(m): 7:27pm On Aug 28, 2009
I thought we have already said all that needs be said, GTBank is the best for now. Moderators lock the topic now, thank you.
Sports › Re: Yakubu Makes Comeback, And Scores by U1(m): 12:20pm On Aug 27, 2009
It's a gooooaaaaal. grin Yakubull is back.

Nigerians sha, so una no fit give the guy some thumbs up, even na reserve game? What if he had not scored at all, what would you have said? That's why the best seem to always leave Nigeria and perform better elsewhere, shame on bad belle people. tongue

@ lourash

So you mean he cannot score against those teams you mentioned? Get real, guy! Anybody can. Didn't Olofinjana score against Arsenal? Or you want to say that Olofinjana is now a better striker than Yakubu, that is if he is a striker anyway. What the fellow has achieved most here have not and here you people are criticizing, na una sabi o. lipsrsealed cool
Romance › Re: Ladies And Underwears by U1(m): 12:19pm On Aug 27, 2009
Just to serve as a souvenir of their extramarital sin in the name of love-making.
Sports › Re: 15 Under 17 Players Decamped For Failing Mri Test by U1(m): 12:18pm On Aug 27, 2009
Sorry, I don't mean to sound cynical here, I wonder how some of them were able to escape the MRI test. I find it a miracle to know that they indeed have some U-17 boys in there. Most of the last World Championship-winning boys were some kids' baba or my brodas, and I was supposed to be about 5 years their elder back then. I can't remember how old Alfa of the last golden eaglet claim, but not long ago I saw in the newspaper that he has just married, remember say na naija we dey o, a 19-year-old boy getting married? huh Abegi, na them saka.

@ jassie

With this your fire wey you dey smoke, you go wound o. Fela self no smoke this kain one. grin

@ Donvilo

You still dey talk about cup? Cup wey Argentina don carry go tey tey. undecided lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Are There Still Virgin Out There by U1(m): 10:05am On Aug 27, 2009
Crude Oil, make I tell you the truth na lie you no be virgin. tongue Which kain virgin be that when suppose don marry? angry
Career › Re: Salary - How Much Is Enough To Sustain An Average Nigerian by U1(m): 10:26am On Aug 26, 2009
Make una dey deceive una self lipsrsealed Like say no be for this same country graduates gets paid 15k per month. If wishes were horses, men will ride o. undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by U1(m): 11:35am On Aug 25, 2009
Just though I should chip this in. If you are really interested in the girl, just be treating her like a younger sister because she probably doesn't know much about the matters of the heart - sex matters is not the same with matters of the heart. Give her 2 more years when she would have turned 18 then you can introduce those love and relationship issues to her. For now, the girl is not in love with you, she is infatuated.

As for me, I would find it rather hard to go out with anybody about 5-6 years younger, that to me would seem like a child abuse.
Romance › Re: Are There Still Virgin Out There by U1(m): 11:32am On Aug 25, 2009
@ Poster

Bone o, I don give up on this virgin issue since almost all of these girls have tasted the forbidden fruit and they won't stop. Even you self be virgin?

patwhizkid:
I am da only virgin on earth!
You wish!
Romance › Re: I Got My Baptism Of Fire Last Week, by U1(m): 10:54am On Aug 25, 2009
Ol' boy, na real baptism of hell fire be that o. Na only God go fit save you now because satan don cash you for your prokos. lipsrsealed shocked You'd better repent.
Education › Re: LASU, UNILAG, UNIJOS Will Defy ASUU To Conduct Post-UME's by U1(m): 4:56pm On Aug 24, 2009
[quote author=djay x-pro link=topic=312766.msg4412501#msg4412501 date=1251121781]you know what? ASUU is fighting for the betterment of our universities. To me, they should continue the strike on a condition that on calling it off, there ll not be strikes from ASUU in subsequent years.
WHO NO GREE?[/quote]That's rather reasonable because it would be a complete waste of time if the strike was called off to be continued on a later date. If they are not satisfied, they'd better fight it out, but not postponed.
Education › Re: LASU, UNILAG, UNIJOS Will Defy ASUU To Conduct Post-UME's by U1(m): 4:52pm On Aug 24, 2009
delejames:
@otokx

I want to believe you are not a student,because u seems not affected.who are u actually,you've been on ASUU's side in all your post,are they paying you.or is your father the ASUU president?.
True talk, Otokx sounds like one of them. Otokx, abeg na which country you dey fight for sef? Because now it appears this people are more concerned with their salary than any other thing. They should realize that we have a government that doesn't care.
Phones › Re: Zain Joli Is Pure Fraud: Beware ! by U1(m): 3:26pm On Aug 24, 2009
If you never joli abeg make you think twice because I hear say if you don joli no more free SMSes. I don joli for here o, but I no wan test whether there is still free SMS or not, it's scary. shocked grin
Phones › Re: Mtn Cancels Friends & Family, Zain Too by U1(m): 3:22pm On Aug 24, 2009
Now I get what all the fuss is about, so there is no more free sms? huh shocked Yeparipa, I don joli o. grin Well, I don't use that much, besides, I do pay on MTN for SMS anyways. cool
Phones › Re: Zain Joli Is Pure Fraud: Beware ! by U1(m): 5:05pm On Aug 23, 2009
I use Zain Joli Padi option now, and I like it. Talk about 25k/sec for registered Zain numbers (that is N15/min) and 50k/sec for every other numbers, including other networks, while MTN charges 70k/sec for other networks. I'm beginning to have the temptation of using Zain fulltime now since I only use it once in a while before.
Phones › Help With Nairaland Login On Wap 1.2.1 by U1(op): 4:14pm On Aug 23, 2009
I will like to know if it is not possible to log on to Nairaland on a phone with wap browser using Openwave wap 1.2.1. I visited Nairaland with a phone using such but there was no place provided for log in. Please explain.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Sound Of Mess by U1(m): 2:45pm On Aug 23, 2009
Galaticos, I think people needs to go crazy once in a while.

To the topic, after ruminating over it and tried to remember some that I know, I discovered that the sounds differ. We could classify them as careful and careless sounds with the careful being the one using silencer mechanism, while the careless is the one without silencer. So here are some sounds that you can identify:

*Phhhhhhhhh - the careful type which I always try to do, very quiet.
*Pooh! or phra! - the careless type. I do this too, by mistake, when the silencer doesn't work or at home.
*Pooh, pooh (pow!) - the extra-careless type.
*Phrapapapapoo - the super-careless type.
Business › Re: Google Deleting Naija Adsense by U1(m): 1:29pm On Aug 22, 2009
I was initially scare by this thread's topic. I'm okay now.
Education › Re: LASU, UNILAG, UNIJOS Will Defy ASUU To Conduct Post-UME's by U1(m): 4:31pm On Aug 21, 2009
UI should have been in front in this, I wonder what they are doing?
Sports › Re: Awesome Bolt Runs 200m In Record 19.19 Seconds by U1(m): 2:36pm On Aug 21, 2009
This is guy is really insane. He is true to his name "Insane" Bolt. Let's just hope this is not another Ben Johnson or Marion Jones we have here.
Business › Re: Can VTN Work As Nigeria's Alternative To Paypal? by U1(m): 8:10pm On Aug 18, 2009
By the way, beware of this so-so Paypal sellers. If you need a detailed explanation of how to get a verified Paypal account and mistakes that could get your Paypal account limited, mail to poppamovic [at] yahoo [dot] com with the subject of mail written as "Free Paypal Opening Report."
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks - Which Do I Choose? by U1(m): 7:41pm On Aug 18, 2009
I think GTB would serve you well.
Business › Re: Can VTN Work As Nigeria's Alternative To Paypal? by U1(m): 7:15pm On Aug 18, 2009
Sorry, I don't think so. This VTN of a people seem limited to Nigeria.
Business › Re: Support Or Against The Use Of Atm Machines. by U1(m): 7:12pm On Aug 18, 2009
May I know what warranted this question from you?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Ok To Pay My Tithes To Different Churches? by U1(m): 6:39pm On Aug 18, 2009
Make una look at this people o. Tithe is advisable but not forceful. It doesn't have to be 10%, it could be less or more since you are required to give cheerfully and not to give grudgingly just because you want to pay tithe. If by any means you pay the 10% just because you are instructed to and not because you wanted to, I'm sorry your reward may not be much. I think I'm right.

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