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Abomination.

I never know.

My guy, na slap I for slap as you wan kill pwetty but as God no wan make I dey fight, I go kiss you.

I feel she is pretty for me only. Emi ni kan tan

I'm just wondering if there is any sudoku lover in here who can beat me at it. If you are a fan sign in here. If you are not and would love to learn how to be good in it sign in here too because I myself use to think the game is nonsense up till about 1-1/2 to 2 months ago till I discovered the trick to the game, it's so easy. You are sure to benefit from it because it helps to improve your brain power so I have heard, so join the club.

I think the fellow needs to get his butt whooped, yeye boy he still get mouth take talk.

As a matter of fact, you need to send those guys to me for a special caning session. That Eneramo of a guy would perform better for Nigeria by doing weightlifting and boxing, you know.

As for Mr Amodu, you have tried enough for now please do the honourable thing and resign. As for those players, at least for most of them, e ti won bota We have had poor midfield and defence for a very long time and nothing is being done about it, and Mr Amodu complicated the problem when he made it known that he is sticking with the so-called pro, pro my butt.

It is these players who always make me conclude and realise that I have nothing to gain if they had won, I mean they were even given some bonus I heard. Na dem saka, I'll support my Ini and Xavi at the World Cup.

Just to add, I'm sure at least one of those guys must be from the Katanga Republic. Greatest UItes! Greatest Independites!

Carlosein, o lenu

Those Nigerian guys are tired, pregnant, and confused fellows. Look at how they played like they don't know what is at stake, those Tunisians look sharper in spite of the fasting period that they are in.

I could remember when those chickens (not eagles now) played Ireland and France, my room-mate in school and so other folks were praising them, but I refused to be convinced. These present crop of players are hypertension-inducing blokes, even if we are to play Djibouti, I'll never be 100% sure that we would win, that's how bad it is.

@ Jesu seun

Keep hoping o, good luck. Even when Angola did same to us we only needed just 1 point let alone now that we need 3 good points. Besides, I can not say with total boldness that these wingless chickens would win their next two matches.

Now for the first time in a while I find something to cheer about. Congratulations to those guys, I'm so proud to be a UI student more than ever.
I was only fortunate to watch those guys on Zain Challenge, I think against Mbarara University or so, they were on fire! The victory margin was ridiculous, those guys are the BOMB!

I'm not really surprised about the result of the match. Since we started the first stages of the qualifier with the unbeaten run thing, I knew all along it was a fluke.

These chickens that they call eagles are heart-breakers like Cool FM.

This is a real shocking news, such a good and great man. May God have mercy on his soul if this is indeed true.

@vickipad

I don't know about that though, when next the application comes out just read through it. By the way, I think the Total/Elf scholarship seem to accept 200-level students too because after my last post on this thread I went back to read their last scholarship advert and saw that it was written there that the scholarship is open to "first/second" year students. Good luck.

Wetin dem want take that one buy now? You only see it being used in account statements, that's Naija for you o.

Some girls still get such nice treatment, but not many of them. Reason? Most of the girls out there are so cheap that they are not worth dying for. Guys, use them just for booty calls.

Thanks guys for explaining. My bad, I used to think A1 only is distinction because on the WAEC certificate what you'll see for B2 and B3 is "Good."

hayo:
I can't but laugh.

When those criminals handling our stock exchange want to make sure unsuspecting investors buy shares; they allow listed companies to paint a picture of scarcity and high worth to their stocks. This makes people to rush the shares. There is a story of a sharp man who went to a distant land with a servant. He told every member oft he community to get him monkeys at 5 dollars each. They brought many monkeys to him and he paid and kept the monkeys in an enclosure. He suddenly traveled leaving behind his servant. His servant revealed a GREAT secret to the villagers - his boss will soon start paying 50 dollars a monkey when he returns as the monkeys are a special breed and that he will sell each monkey abroad for 100 dollars. Now, all the monkeys in the village have been captured. The servant was so much in love with the villagers that he proposed a scheme to them - he will be releasing the already captured monkeys to them at 25 dollars and they sell back to the master at 50 dollars. They were so happy for this get rich scheme and there was a scramble to borrow money and source for money from relatives in other climes. In 2 days, all the captured monkeys were bought from the servant at 25 dollars each.
The next day, the servant was no where to be found. LOL.

My point - a sense of scarcity makes people to rush the commodity in question. Why is it that petrol stations make more money when petrol is scarce .
I treasure women so much. I have a beautiful wife and an adorable daughter. From the realities on ground, it is either females exceed males or we don't have many ready males who are willing to settle down. Also, a 40 year old man can marry an 18 year old girl. So men have a greater pool to choose from while a woman sticks to older men who in any case might even prefer to marry younger girls.

Sincerely, the monkey story I told is the realities of investment portfolios in the world but I would prefer it works in the man-woman debate 'cos most men really don't cherish their women. I also believe that you can't attract goodness if you don't radiate same.

My guy, I really enjoy that analogo. Very funny.

Na who I hear talk say wife scarce? For where? There are a lot of women out there who have not succeeded in pinning down a man since these guys seem interested in what they have got since most of them have already cheapen themselves or made one mistake or the other in the past.

Just mere wishful thinking.

That still doesn't mean a thing, there are still many ladies out there who have yet to succeed in pinning down a man in spite of the statistics stuff. Besides, Naija is not of them muslim countries.

Nothing bad if you carry everything give am, after all you have been dating her for the past 4 years. That will cement the love more and more.

Reading mate ko, kini mate ni. You sure say na book you wan read so or na another thing? Cunning man.

Mr Posakosa, take am easy now, what is it with this "phuck" stuff?

Mrs Skontolo, there is no problem with the text message sent by your husband, the friendship may be to fast-track his business dealings now. Or what do you think?

[QUOTE]- comfort you if needed[/QUOTE]

What percentage of them does that?

[QUOTE]- some have sex with you[/QUOTE]

Talk about fornicating terestrials.

- love notes text messages, call etc

Wetin I wan take that one do?

- above all she will love you

Not everyone of them.

Actually naija girls discurage me about the gud uses of girl friend,onlike the white they are very gud on bed match nd dik surking but naija girls only knws about sex,most especially Calaba nd Benil

@fadowole

Repent, oh ye son, or you perish with this things, transient pleasures. Hope you are not into it anyways.

My guy, as at the last time I checked, distinctions are A1s. Just thought I should let you know.

Lordy, you have some valid points in there you know.

It's funny that I see some people claiming they opened Paypal account and used a US proxy for it. I wish I could find someone here who has been doing that for up to 6 months after opening the account without it getting banned. Paypal do monitor IP address, just so you know. If you use proxy, I'll advice you not to keep money in it because Paypal's hammer could come down anytime soon. As soon as you receive money in it, evacuate it immediately. Just my 2 kobo.

But, Collins, do you realise that without Paypal the possibility of tapping into online money making opportunities is rather limited?

Hello, mes46 (hope that is not a mess, by the way) . I can get you that credit card, for $15 plus any amount you may want to buy below $35,. For example, if you need one with $10 balance, you will pay $25 for it or its Naira equivalent. For any amount above $35, you'll need to get in touch with me for the rates.