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FERNANDEZISBACK:
Be yourself and do what you want for yourself..the most stupid and brainless thing anyone can do regardless of your gender is changing who you are just to please others....

JavaScript90:
Great. But this project should be sited at a major oil producing state like Imo state with the likes of shell anoh gas project not at Lagos. He should source for his oil from the 30 liters of oil Lagos produce. SMH for NIGERIA

Michaelbjune:
Good afternoon my Fellow Nairalanders


I want to write the story short


I saw my babe miss call yesterday so I now call her back, has I call her we start talking.
so has the conversation was going on she now ask me if I'm not interested joining Army again. I answer
her that I'm still afraid she also said that she is afraid too and she doesn't want to lose me. because of boko boys in the north so my brothers and sisters I was still talking to her on phone , she said I should try POLICE
I replied nooo I don't like POLICE instead of me joining POLICE I will prefer to join IMMIGRATION .

see the next thing she said......


Just try you know age is not by your side and you are 23 already didn't you know that your mate are doing yhaoo boys



I replied : God forbids Soo you're supporting yahoo boys. that thief people money and doing ritual too,

I can never in my life do such a terrible thing this is frouad do you know that I can hate you because of this statement.



she replied: I'm sorry you know yahoo boys it's just a game , but just give me a kiss before going to bed



I replied : back to sender I will never called you again I hangup the call


so I was thinking maybe some boy that join yhaoo boys is because of girls or some girls or big bombom push them to yhaoo boys

Michaelbjune:
Good afternoon my Fellow Nairalanders


I want to write the story short


I saw my babe miss call yesterday so I now call her back, has I call her we start talking.
so has the conversation was going on she now ask me if I'm not interested joining Army again. I answer
her that I'm still afraid she also said that she is afraid too and she doesn't want to lose me. because of boko boys in the north so my brothers and sisters I was still talking to her on phone , she said I should try POLICE
I replied nooo I don't like POLICE instead of me joining POLICE I will prefer to join IMMIGRATION .how come they are so many kids in nairaland these days.

see the next thing she said......


Just try you know age is not by your side and you are 23 already didn't you know that your mate are doing yhaoo boys



I replied : God forbids Soo you're supporting yahoo boys. that thief people money and doing ritual too,

I can never in my life do such a terrible thing this is frouad do you know that I can hate you because of this statement.



she replied: I'm sorry you know yahoo boys it's just a game , but just give me a kiss before going to bed



I replied : back to sender I will never called you again I hangup the call


so I was thinking maybe some boy that join yhaoo boys is because of girls or some girls or big bombom push them to yhaoo boys

VicThory:
Anambra doesn’t fit the description of smart city. It’s too local for that kind of development

Modified: For all those quoting my post, it’s the truth. Lagos too doesn’t fit the description so they had to make extension for it.
The term local in my statement is in form of mentality. Majority of citizens still have village mentality which we can see them displaying in marketplaces, architecture, and their touting displays. Mind you, I’m a son of the soil but the step and position we are supposed to occupy, we’re not there presently.



Don’t misinterpret me and add me to your delusion.

JiniBula6:
Help me!
Is this still gonorrhoea?
I had unprotected sex with a girl in September and I got gonorrhoea.
I treated with some harbs for long time and later went for injection in a phamarcy with some drugs.
After treatment the gonorrhoea symptoms left leaving my penis hole open without pain. For some time now... I complain to the pharmacy and I was told it will close up by itself but up till now it hasn't.
I didn't have sex since September till December 25th when I started again but now I'm steady on a condom.

The whole of my penis is wide open. Today I noticed a little purse coming out again as it became wider. I'm worried.
I've searched online and I learnt it's Gonnocal Urethritis.

But I want to know if anyone here experienced this before... Please help.

Mature Minded Please. No insults

Reference:
The training pitch looks immaculate.
Very un-African.

techmo:
Or the OBJ shit of 1999 and 2003 might play out

Either ways TINIBU is winning this

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CruiseCity:
More advise please

killmods:
Damn she looks so good for her age

fatherjesse:
For where? God will not allow you to pocket Nigeria the way you pocketed Lagos and the southwest. Wife- senator, daughter- iyaloja, you- controlling the resources of the biggest state economy in Africa. The thiefry is too much, haba!
The same set of unfortunate people that sold Buhari to us are the ones shouting Tinubu up and down. The God of the masses that are suffering will disgrace all of them.

saphiere:
Ladies be careful o. This is a trap.
I've once fell a victim of this. Though mine wasn't food.

When I turned his invitation down, he posted the gift he wanted to give me on his status so I decided to visit him. My experience was terrible.

No Nigerian man would give you anything without wanting something in return.

Let us open our eyes this year o.
Nigerian men don't wish us well. They just want to use you and then dump you.

longetivity:
You are healed

officialmario:
Good morning Nairalanders
I want to use this medium to seek for your advice..

Me and my wife has been together since 2014, although we have not done marriage as we only did introduction, but we planned having our marriage this year, we had two kids, but I think right now I'm not comfortable living with my wife.
I am not enjoying this relationship anymore, she keeps beating me whenever there is quarrel between us, she is fond of slapping me and giving me punches , at times she make use of wire and and broom to scatter my head.

The one that happened on Monday is really giving me much concern, she checked my phone and saw a friend I was chatting with and instead of her to ask me about the lady, the next thing she did was to slap me and she started beating me to the extent of having right hand dislocation..it's not as if she can beat me if I decided to fight back, I don't want to raise my hand on a woman, it's a curse and I don't want to do that, this is getting out of hand and I am not living comfortable at home again, we sleep on different bed, she doesn't allow me touch her again.
She is even planning to get a room by ending of this month when she get her salary..
I told my sister about her behavior, the advice she gave me is that I should beat the hell out of her whenever she raises her hand to beat me.
I have pleaded to my wife to let us continue the way we have been doing before but she wouldn't listen to me.

I am really confused and I don't know what to do right now..
I need your advice my great people of Nairaland.

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Blixon:
This is no joke. Please I can’t afford to invite the people I know and then have a drunk guest fighting the servers over food. If I relocate to a new city (which I intend to do after the wedding), we’ll know nobody there. So I might as well hire people who are sane and able to make my day memorable, than invite people who would not spray money but won’t keep quiet either, they will crash my wedding with their low life behaviour. At least the hired sprayers can plan to have their money returned to them after spraying cos I don’t need their money. I can’t invite uncles cos those ones are practically greedy drunks waiting on my dad to go to his ancestors so they can plunder what’s left.

Realtalk20:
Nigeria takes 4 years to build this