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CultureRe: The Highest And Most Polished Culture On Earth Is Yoruba Culture - Reno Omokri by ukaface(f): 2:21pm On Dec 12, 2022
Yoruba wey Dey abuse like they swear for them say abuse must always be a trait.
As much as they respect, na so them Dey abuse too.. and that’s what I hate.
Let’s not talk about the dirtiness
CelebritiesRe: Portable Welcomes Newborn Baby From Another Baby Mama (Photos) by ukaface(f): 2:13pm On Dec 12, 2022
Hey God
How did she manage to kiss him, talk more open legs for him?
Why do I feel he would have mouth and body odour?
CelebritiesRe: Blaq Bonez Emulates Tinubu In Answering Questions During An Interview (Video) by ukaface(f): 1:51pm On Dec 12, 2022
No
Like this vlogger say bone-ezhuh


Black bones and his crew are cruise pipe—— swears
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Barb And Tints Their Heirs Nowadays Pic by ukaface(f): 1:52am On Dec 12, 2022
Thereisstillhop:
Once you see lazy girl na so their response go.
Guys even think of doing something to yield them money. But ladies na their holes them dey carry dey think these days. Very lazy poor thinking set of Humans. Na like 2% dey try hustle. Come to think of it, other African countries girls work hard to support their families but Nigeria here once they wake na who to sub them buy them food dey their empty skull �
lol
This one sounds bitter
He don see shege for naija females��
CelebritiesRe: Is Paul Okoye Showing Off A New Woman? (Photo) by ukaface(f): 1:47am On Dec 12, 2022
iamlinco:
You sound vain, character supercedes all the vain quality you mentioned.
me? Vain??
CelebritiesRe: Fans Angry Over Wizkid’s Absence At Concert In Accra, Ghana (Video, Photos) by ukaface(f): 12:37am On Dec 12, 2022
Person go get money say na to go stand, dey jump , dey sing o top high voice because of a musician be e problem.

Una don chop finish, buy cloth finish?
I go sing on top concert, dey enrich another person pocket…… mtcheeeeew
Sense
FoodRe: What’s The Difference Between The Red Colored Apple And Green Colored Apple? by ukaface(f): 12:35am On Dec 12, 2022
Green coloured apple na naija men
Red coloured apple na oyibo men
FamilyRe: What Are You Giving Yourself This Christmas? by ukaface(f): 12:33am On Dec 12, 2022
Giving myself peace
Nobody should disturb me
CelebritiesRe: Is Paul Okoye Showing Off A New Woman? (Photo) by ukaface(f): 12:28am On Dec 12, 2022
Just wondering what would have made Anita file for divorce
I mean, Paul is fine, get money tall dark and handsome girls Dey faint because of him and all of a sudden marriage scatter
God Abeg o
HealthRe: 2 Teenage Girls Sell Their Ovaries, Eggs, Organs For ₦‎100,000 Each In Ogun by ukaface(f): 10:03am On Dec 08, 2022
If liver, kidney, spleen and gall bladder don damage na death be that na

Foolish girls
Imagine for 100k? Jesus
The medical doctor too is devlish
FamilyRe: Couple, Both Aged 100, Married For 79 years, Die Hours Apart (Photos) by ukaface(f): 11:20pm On Dec 07, 2022
Kollins11:
This is what we call... Perfect Love, Titanic Love, Special Love, Love Nwantiti, True love, Romantic Love. May their lovely and beautiful souls rest in peace.

Meanwhile... Marriages of nowadays don't even last up to 6 months. Infact before you prepare indomie finish sef the marriage don scatter.

Useless daughters of jezebel in this damnn country will make life a living hell for you in that useless thing called marriage.
the MEN ruling Nigeria and making life living hell are saints?
FamilyRe: Couple, Both Aged 100, Married For 79 years, Die Hours Apart (Photos) by ukaface(f): 11:19pm On Dec 07, 2022
JasonScoolari:
This is what I really wished for.... Live up to 100yrs with my wife, die one hour apart in our sleep...
But hookup, urgent 2k and runs nor go let our current Nigerian girls achieve this feat
where is the news reporting naija men achieving this feat
Any small thing Una go Dey attack naija females….
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Somethings You Realized When You Got Mature? by ukaface(f): 11:33pm On Dec 05, 2022
Pukkalolo:
What are somethings you realized when you got mature?

Let's discuss..
not all adults have sense
I’d always thought that growth and maturity equals better sense of reasoning but everyday I come across adults that have sorry state of mental function, especially on this Nairaland.

I’ve also realised that there’s nothing more boastful for a woman who is independent with her money, who can get whatever she wants. That attribute is really calming.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Shows Off Her Curves (Photos) by ukaface(f): 11:25pm On Dec 05, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:
Curves wey ancestor don Bleep rubbish.
you wey be youngie, where the curve wey you don bleep
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me How Can I Chop This Girl In My Area by ukaface(f): 11:23pm On Dec 05, 2022
SMH
Is this your reasoning baseline?
Is this the baseline of how your brain workshuh

Guy…. It’s pathetic o
Sorry
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu's Chatham House Speech & Interview (Full Video) by ukaface(f): 11:17pm On Dec 05, 2022
From the comments on this thread, I can boldly say that NIGERIA IS DOOMED
All of Una no get common sense
May Nigeria never get better for you guys
Stupid citizens….. tueh

Tribalistic idiots hoping for a better country… awon ode, ndi ara
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Abandons Her Lifelong Grammy Ambition To Become A Prophetess by ukaface(f): 11:02pm On Dec 05, 2022
Cynthia Morgan was my fave
Was always proud to identify as an edo pikin cos of her…. Lol
Loved her style, the whole bad gurl personality
Chai……

Burna for try remember her small
What if drug abi na my edo mama and papa do am? Chai

She don assume prophetess now… Omo!
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche’s Daughter, Deborah & Sam Release Pre-Wedding Photos by ukaface(f): 10:12pm On Dec 04, 2022
She like cowgirl sotey she use am do pre wedding picture
Omo pastor
SportsRe: Senegal Would Destroy England Today by ukaface(f): 12:16pm On Dec 04, 2022
havenz:
May the gods of Africa hear their pray.
I Stand with Senegal one of the hope of Africa.
Africa have gods ?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People Fear Man Rather Than God? by ukaface(f): 12:14pm On Dec 04, 2022
Because we haven’t seen him
We see man, we see how strict they can be, how difficult, the punishment we can get from them when we ere
God- is overlooking a whole lot of evil people, so how do we get scared of him? It seems majority of the people don’t take him seriously
The evil ones keep living longer, the innocent are suffering and dying some for no reason.
If he descends upon the evil ones immediately they ere then we can be afraid of him, everyone would sit up and be righteous.
PoliticsRe: Olaiya Igwe Campaigning Naked For Tinubu (Video, Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:40pm On Dec 03, 2022
Mtcheeeew
I’m trying not to insult this man
RomanceRe: Dating A Nigerian Woman Is Like Taking Care Of Orphans - Breggle Acha Derrick by ukaface(f): 2:13am On Dec 03, 2022
Stale news
Tell us something more surprising
Christianity EtcRe: Rev Fr. Mbaka Arrives At St Andrew’s Abbey, Monastery, Los Angeles (Pix, Video) by ukaface(f): 8:01pm On Dec 01, 2022
femisplash:
This man cursed Obi that his ambition will fail and unless Obi apologizes and Fr.Mbaka reverses the curse, Peter Obi will continue to carry the curse around.
After the curse, Obi failed to secure the PDP ticket, then in Labour, he has been labouring in vain with clear signs of his impending failure by February.
smh
TravelRe: Aerial View Of Lagos Metrol Rail And The Marina Train Station by ukaface(f): 6:46am On Dec 01, 2022
This kine thing no go fit Nigerians, once they commence after few months, check the seat.. everything for don tear.
RomanceRe: Young Nigerian Lovers Celebrate Their Anniversary (Photo) by ukaface(f): 6:44am On Dec 01, 2022
God ooo
Am I a stone nihuh?
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Arrested For Beating His Undergraduate Girlfriend To Death In Ogun by ukaface(f): 9:13pm On Nov 30, 2022
Girls wey Dey date yahoo boys get mind oooo
HealthRe: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by ukaface(f): 12:18pm On Nov 30, 2022
advanceDNA:
So if u get std from.the peraon wey u dey straff ...u no go blame am??....

E easy to talk
then blame the person,don’t generalise abeg
CelebritiesRe: We Have Only Two Tribes In Nigeria - Peter Okoye by ukaface(f): 10:04am On Nov 30, 2022
Is he classifying himself as poor?
HealthRe: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by ukaface(f): 10:02am On Nov 30, 2022
You no practice safe sex, you Dey blame women……..mtcheeeew
RomanceRe: SMELLY PUSSY; Girls Don’t Do It For FAMILY by ukaface(f): 2:57pm On Nov 29, 2022
SpreshMan:
That the pussy has a smell does not mean it should have an odour. The armpit also has a smell but if Perceive a smell from someone’s body because they have armpit, it means the person is dirty and taking of himself. If a woman takes proper care of herself there would not be any smell down there period.

And point of correction too, the penis does not smell - it is a skin like the back of your skin and a stick when the need arises. The thing that smell around the penis are pubic hair; so if a man shaves regularly and does not wear pants for too long or wears boxers, there would be no smell at all.


Capish?
p.enis Dey smell
Take it or leave it
RomanceRe: I Told Precious To Do Garden Egg Sauce For Me by ukaface(f): 12:07am On Nov 29, 2022
And she was trying to impress you o

Chai! The effort
RomanceRe: I Fvck Olosho Today. So Sweet by ukaface(f): 12:06am On Nov 29, 2022
I hear say, if you wan enjoy for this life
Just Dey phuck olosho without condom

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