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PoliticsRe: It Was A Slip Of Tongue - Tinubu Clarifies Gaffe At Kadinvest 7.0 by ukaface(f): 6:51am On Oct 16, 2022
PureFace1:
The Same Peter Obi that forgot what he crammed at CNN interview.

The same Peter Obi that didn't even know about Green Energy, a controversial topic in the world.
you think BAT knows what green energy ishuh

At least Peter cram, he come forget ( like you said, cos I don't believe you)
But BAT hold the paper wey dey write for am, still him mistalk.
Which is more laughable and pathetic,abeghuh
PoliticsRe: It Was A Slip Of Tongue - Tinubu Clarifies Gaffe At Kadinvest 7.0 by ukaface(f): 6:37am On Oct 16, 2022
PureFace1:
Many of the people criticizing Tinubu for that kind of mistake people makes daily, doesn't even have the courage or fluent enough in English to address any crowd or mass gathering.
I see why you support him...lol

But, why does something always go wrong everytime he makes a speech?
Why Atiku and Obi no dey enter news ontop their speech?
PoliticsRe: It Was A Slip Of Tongue - Tinubu Clarifies Gaffe At Kadinvest 7.0 by ukaface(f): 6:35am On Oct 16, 2022
PureFace1:
And so what?

Is it a Perfect Human or a God that we will vote for the Position? It is going to be a human like us capable of mistakes.

Joe Biden is leading USA the most powerful country on earth even after making similar mistakes in his speeches, to Americans he is better than Trump so far.

Americans are not attacking Joe Biden for making some mistakes in his speeches because they are intelligent and know that is just typical human mistakes unlike Brain dead black men.

Campaign base on past achievements and antecedents of the candidates but no you guys would resort to all these because your candidates have no worthwhile achievements
sorry for chooking mouth o. But are you really comparing Joe Biden to Tinubuhuh
Hiaaaaa

Nigerians will attack, cos we're tired of corrupt polithiefians, who have dirty past.
PoliticsRe: It Was A Slip Of Tongue - Tinubu Clarifies Gaffe At Kadinvest 7.0 by ukaface(f): 6:31am On Oct 16, 2022
Csami:
Lol!

But his boys were like “bad is slightly better than rotten”.

Where those fools again. Come tell us how English language works.
swears
One of his boys, even said you can't eat rotten meat, but you can eat bad meat......lmaooo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: It Was A Slip Of Tongue - Tinubu Clarifies Gaffe At Kadinvest 7.0 by ukaface(f): 6:28am On Oct 16, 2022
Lmao
Omo, him supporters don support wetin he talk o for this NL
Dem even talk say it's better to eat bad meat than eat rotten meat cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy...lmao

Them no know say, their oga misyarn....lmao


pinacole1
FamilyRe: How Do I Tell My Unmarried Elder Sister That She Is Getting Too Old? by ukaface(f): 11:04pm On Oct 15, 2022
IntelChief:
My elder sister is around 32 years and still not serious with marriage. Her only focus is on making money and she had been very successful in that aspect. She has a well paying job and is not only comfortable but also supports me financially sometimes.

But I just can't imagine why she is not disturbed about the fact that she is still single at her age. A lot of guys I know had been approaching her but she never accepts even a relationship offer from them, talk more of marriage. (And am very sure that she is not a lesbian or any of that).

As a church guy, I have seen a lot of women stock in this not being married thing and jumping from one church to the other seeking for husbands. Some of them, out of desperation, fall victims in the hands of fake pastors and sharp guys. I really don't want my sister to go through such.

Initially, I wasn't disturbed, but right now, this issue is burning not only me but also my aging mother. My mother had even stylishly urged my sister to go get married on several occasions. But she won't.

What really got me mad was when I was discussing with my sister some days back about her future plans. She told me stuffs like planning on travelling abroad for greener pastures, bla bla bla, but made no mention of marriage.

Honestly guys, I am tired. And as a man in the family, I am thinking of changing it for my sister. Am planning on threatening her that if she doesn't take the issue of marriage serious, I will go physical with her and teach her some lessons. But the issue is that she is my elder sister and I have some respect for her. And my action might end up affecting the bond in the family.
must every woman marry?
She's living her life, marry if you want marry .
FamilyRe: My 5 yr old Cousin Behaves like Ancestor by ukaface(f): 11:01pm On Oct 15, 2022
Onucs:
Reincarnation my foot, it's just coincidence
Don't you know you've lived before?
Your soul( souls) don't die
Ever wondered what happens to the souls?
Bible scholars will say they go back to the maker...lol
But, you actually get rebirthed.
FamilyRe: My 5 yr old Cousin Behaves like Ancestor by ukaface(f): 10:58pm On Oct 15, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
I never beloved in reincarnation
But after visiting my aunt. I have been left speechless from what I saw.
My grandad died 2001.
My cousin was born 2017
This boy is an ancestor in disguise

He eats just exactly like my grandfather.
My grandad had a unique style of rolling Eba before he eats.
This boy does exactly like that when he is eating garri.
I have never seen anybody roll eba like my grandad. Only this boy and nobody taught him.
I asked my aunt, and she confessed to me that the thing frightens her as nobody taught him how to roll Eba like my grandad.

To make matters worse, this boy keeps disturbing my aunt to take him to village so he can see their compound.
Once they decided to go to village, this boy was walking around the whole compound like he has been there before.

And to cap it off, he likes to seat in the chair my grandad loved sitting.
My Aunt said sometimes the boy scares her with the things he says.
When he gets angry, he says you people don't treat me like you used to treat me like a king.
My granddad was a king for 11 yrs in our community.

How can a 5 year old be saying and doing things like ancestors.
In occasions, he will go and sit at high table and balance like chief, if you tell him to get up, he will refuse and start frowning.

Is it possible that my grandad reincarnated into my 5 year old cousin cry
yes, with all these signs? Yes
RomanceRe: His First Experience With TRAMADOL!!! by ukaface(f): 10:55pm On Oct 15, 2022
What a story
What an achievement.
HealthRe: I Escaped Scorpion Sting Today by ukaface(f): 10:51pm On Oct 15, 2022
jimyjames:
I knew it wasn't going to do me any harm , I grew up in the village so I know alot about scorpions
tor!
Na you o
Wahala for who no live for village.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar: I Swear To Almighty God, I Will Restore Security In This Country by ukaface(f): 10:21pm On Oct 15, 2022
Curious345:
once security is solved others will fall in place
Reallyhuh??
Are you Atiku's PA
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Is An Expert In Turning A Rotten Situation To A Bad One - Tinubu (Video by ukaface(f): 10:19pm On Oct 15, 2022
[quote author=pinacole1 post=117593378][/quote]abeg o, speak for yourself.
I would neither eat both.
Both ain't good for my stomach, thanks.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar: I Swear To Almighty God, I Will Restore Security In This Country by ukaface(f): 10:08pm On Oct 15, 2022
Curious345:
security is number one
so number 2-100, ain't important?
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar: I Swear To Almighty God, I Will Restore Security In This Country by ukaface(f): 10:05pm On Oct 15, 2022
Security isn't just the only problem we're facing in Nigeria.
Do more Swearingen as regards other sectors.
HealthRe: I Escaped Scorpion Sting Today by ukaface(f): 10:04pm On Oct 15, 2022
I take pride in my zodiac sign: Scorpio
But that Arachnida animal, I hate and despise. Not even an image of it is appealing.
HealthRe: I Escaped Scorpion Sting Today by ukaface(f): 10:01pm On Oct 15, 2022
jimyjames:
I didn't treat it , endured the pains ,

The one on my thighs happened when I dried my blanket under the sun on my fence, I returned in the evening took the blanket without checking it, the scorpion was in the blanket , covered it at night and it stung me on my thighs, my thighs were sweaty for few hours but it did me no harm

The second one close to my armpit was during the hot season, some 4 yrs back I think, there was no light I left the door open for some fresh air , I slept on the floor close to my door, it entered and stung me , same thing happened , sweat for few hours and it was over
nervousness didn't make you go to the hospital?
Like you just stayed back home, feeling chill??

I for don run like usian bolt to hospital
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Is An Expert In Turning A Rotten Situation To A Bad One - Tinubu (Video by ukaface(f): 9:54pm On Oct 15, 2022
Abeg I no understand English again
Turning a ROTTEN situation to a BAD one, does it Na mean the BAD situation is GOOD?

Cos if person tell me say ' you turn ROTTEN situation to a BAD one's I don't think I would be happy, I literally didn't do anything.
I would prefer ' you turned ROTTEN situation into a GOOD one'
BusinessRe: Polaris Bank Dragged By Muslims For Allegedly 'Barring Muslims From Prayers' by ukaface(f): 10:34pm On Oct 14, 2022
Muslims dey always do like......

Abeg make I no talk before they....
CelebritiesRe: Rico Swavey Was Planning The Relocate To The US, His Girlfriend Speaks(video) by ukaface(f): 10:32pm On Oct 14, 2022
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Why didn’t she pick his calls when he was calling ?? She was probably sucking some other guys dick at that moment. Trust these Nigerian girls at your own peril! angry angry
this one suppose receive national award for foolishness and stupidity.
BusinessRe: How Much Have You Saved This Year? by ukaface(f): 4:48pm On Oct 14, 2022
1.6 mill
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Unconscious Rico Swavey After Accident Surfaces Online by ukaface(f): 6:08pm On Oct 13, 2022
Raychee:
Nothing personal against deeper life folks but a lot of them are exactly like this. I come from a family with deeper life background so i experienced these things first hand. All they know how to do is judge, condemn and condemn.
I know right?
I know about deeper lifers, always condemning like Na them be God P.A.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Young People And Lack Of Interest In Working: What Is Really Happening? by ukaface(f): 6:04pm On Oct 13, 2022
Vinnie2000:
I Visited a town close to Ughelli in Delta state.

Within 5 mins of walking, I Had passed by 3 Hair Dressing and Make up Outfits with Young teenage Apprentice Girls wearing Customized Uniforms..

Each of dem had 8 or 9 Girls each!... shocked sad

It now dawned on me that Most Young Nigerians (Both Male and Female) from 16-25 years of age NO LONGER WANT SALARY JOBS. sad

During my Time in 2005/2006, All of us were Rushing to Find jobs as Salesboy, SalesGirl, Newspaper Vendor, Pure Water Factory worker, etc..


But now, Young Boys and Girls wants to be OGA AND MADAM..
You often hear even 20yr olds saying 'I Cant do N40000 Jobs, I want to have my own Business, I Cant kill myself for Chicken change, Work na Suffer head'.. undecided

SO IF THIS TREND CONTINUES IN THE FUTURE, WHERE MOST YOUNGLINGS NOW WANTS TO BE A BOSS/ ENTREPRENUER, WHO WILL WORK FOR WHO?

WILL THE EXISTING COMPANIES SEE WORKERS TO EMPLOYhuh



WHY ARE MOST YOUNG PEOPLE NO LONGER INTERESTED IN WORKING?
Please I Need Reasons.
first, the jobs are not available
And even if they are available, their terms and conditions ain't what most of the youths have like years of experience, certain certificate. Those terms can be depressing and in the long run the best way out is to learn a trade and grow with it.
And, some oga and madam can be pain in the as.s, making work environment unbearable for staffs.
Christianity EtcRe: Tears As Hundreds Of People Attend Funeral Of Crocodile In India (pictures) by ukaface(f): 6:00pm On Oct 13, 2022
I respect Indians for their culture. They still keep and respect it.

Not like one west African country wey I know, wey her citizens are trying so hard to be westernised by forgetting their culture all in the name of being woke.
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Unconscious Rico Swavey After Accident Surfaces Online by ukaface(f): 5:51pm On Oct 13, 2022
Pastorjohn2:
You can't live a life of sin and think God will grant you a long life.

After committing premarital sex and so many abominations, God has finally come to deliver his wrath upon him.

Let this server as a strong warning to others!

REPENT
I'm wondering how Nigerian politicians are saints.
They have lived longer than poor Rico, and you can't tell me they don't commit atrocities. Why hasn't God visited them ?
Or God just picked young Rico as an example to the old politicianshuh Funny.
Simply say ..Rico had an accident, his body system couldn't go through recovery and he died, which is natural.

You think you are more holy than him? , You don't commit sin too?
The poor babies that die right after birth, did they commit any atrocities?

This thing wey you talk just dey vex me sha.

Who even gave you the right to judge him?
Is that what your Bible says? No form of empathy sef, you just open mouth waaaaa they yarn dust.

Na your type go get big Bible dey disturb people all in the name of preaching, but Na castigate you dey castigate.
I sure say you be deeper lifer.
PoliticsRe: The Moment Tinubu Arrived For A Meeting With APC Governors, NWC Members (Video) by ukaface(f): 6:24pm On Oct 12, 2022
Cassava, corn, Ewa,agbado...BAT 2022

I will recruit 50 million Nigerian youths in to the army, what will they eat? Cassava,Ewa.....BAT 2022

The farmers will make more money,your food will not be imported..... BAT 2022

Wahaleaux pro max
RomanceRe: What Am I Missing? by ukaface(op): 6:19pm On Oct 12, 2022
Tenrack:
This lady grin cheesy be like you go like fight for real life.
I no dey look for trouble
FoodRe: Nairalander Tastes Abacha Umunze For The First Time by ukaface(f): 5:10pm On Oct 12, 2022
DaddyCK:
no my full name is C0RK? am quite big of u like big things thou coz u stand a shance cheesy
stop being a nuisance.
RomanceRe: What Am I Missing? by ukaface(op): 12:10pm On Oct 12, 2022
virginprincess:
Op,you better ignore that clown called DaddyCK,he is not mentally stable.
I thought as much
Didn't realise it on time
FamilyRe: My Pregnant Ex Girlfriend Has Refused My Help by ukaface(f): 11:49am On Oct 12, 2022
Tob456:
Hey guys, my ex girlfriend is 7 months pregnant she doesn't want to have anything to do with me cos I didn't want to carry the responsibility of her four sisters. She is 24 orphen and the oldest of seven children. she is a fruit seller and the pregnancy wasn't plan she took in 6 months into the relationship but I have accepted the responsibility and I wanted to make her my wife.
First of all I wanted us to discussed about her sisters living arrangements after the wedding and she said she wanted to bring all four who are under 18 to live with us after the wedding and I rejected.
I suggested that the youngest two can live with us while the other two can stay with the aunty but she refused.
she said the relationship was over and she doesn't need me in her life that she will take care of the baby alone.
I've told her even if she doesn't want me in her life anymore she should not stop me from helping her financially because I want our baby to be born in good condition but she refused.
Last week I sent 30k to her account for baby stuffs and she sent the money back to me saying she doesn't need a kobo from me she will take care of the baby alone.
I want to leave her alone but it is hard for me to do so cos she is carrying my child it will not be easy for me to give up easily I just want to be a part of my daughter life. What do you guys think please
I think she is not okay
How can four girls be living with you guys?
She dey reason?
FoodRe: Nairalander Tastes Abacha Umunze For The First Time by ukaface(f): 11:43am On Oct 12, 2022
Is that the full name?
Abacha umunze? shocked
RomanceRe: South African Girl Lectures Nigerian Girls On How To Love Nigerian Men (Video) by ukaface(f): 11:42am On Oct 12, 2022
jerryforgood:
Liar.
see!
Where's the lie?
RomanceRe: What Am I Missing? by ukaface(op): 11:39am On Oct 12, 2022
DaddyCK:
advise:
juss retype yor story nicely & say goood morning & wait for reply.thise way,guys will apreciate u & more guys will chase u..thats yor only way out!!(((THANK ME LATER))) wink
lol

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