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Politics › Re: Tinubu Mocked By Donjazzy & Psquare Over PDAPC Gaffe: Video by ukaface(f): 7:55am On Nov 17, 2022
Tunasco4u:
Sometimes i hate when celebrities abuse politicians.
Someone should tell me the difference between celebrities and politicians,some celebrity do some nasty shit and come out to claim that what they do was right.
Some celebrity follow they spoil this country
Just imagine PSquare that is claiming to be saint,this guy fought one another because of money,Don Jazzy that does when know when is going to marry putting mouth in abusing someone
but don jazzy not getting married is not a problem na. No be everybody wan marry, some don't see it as an accomplishment
Politics › Re: Abdullahi Adamu: APC Has Delivered The Change It Promised by ukaface(f): 7:36am On Nov 17, 2022
Craze is worrying this one sha.
How can y'all be shamelesshuh? It baffles me
Celebrities › Re: "I'm Done", Leke Adeboye Says As He Welcomes Fourth Child With His Wife by ukaface(f): 7:34am On Nov 17, 2022
He should go and do vasectomy
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Shows Off In A Two-Piece Swimsuit (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 7:33am On Nov 17, 2022
This nyash....



This nyash is not nyashing oooo
Celebrities › Re: Destiny Kids Singer, Rejoice Iwueze, Fiancé Wed Traditionally (Photos) by ukaface(f): 9:38pm On Nov 16, 2022
She preggy.


All these church people can lie ooooo
Education › Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by ukaface(f): 5:31pm On Nov 15, 2022
Like as I am now I should go back to jss1 for 300mill?


I can go back to primary 1 sef
Romance › Re: Man Makes Girlfriend Lose Her Job As Payback For Cheating On Him by ukaface(f): 8:02am On Nov 14, 2022
I just hope the new lover knows what he did in the past.

If na me fear go dey catch me for the guy side o, break up straight up o. That kind man get hard mind fa
Health › Re: Malawian Lady Commits Suicide After Her Boyfriend Ended Their Relationship by ukaface(f): 10:20pm On Nov 12, 2022
Men are trash

Why kill yourself for trash, kwanu.

Wetin wan make me carry knife kill myself because of man?
Like I still don't get it.
This life wey I wan chop all the chicken and beef, wey I wan go Switzerland, wey I wan experience highness...this life wey I never do anything for my bucket list of ' to do ' na e I go neglect go kill myself because of descendant of Adamhuh??
Hiaaaaaaaa
Chukwu e kwe kwa na ive ojor.
Celebrities › Re: Stefflon Don Subtly Shades Burna Boy, Calls Him ‘Mummy Boy' by ukaface(f): 7:22pm On Nov 12, 2022
But did she call his name?

Guilty conscience be doing you people


Sha, Burna boy is a mummy's boy
Family › Re: Married, But Living As Single by ukaface(f): 12:23am On Nov 12, 2022
When was the last time you kpansh your wife?
Celebrities › Re: Chris Evans Is Crowned People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive For 2022 by ukaface(f): 12:20am On Nov 12, 2022
My man is the sexiest man alive tongue
Family › Re: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by ukaface(f): 9:57pm On Nov 10, 2022
Light78:
I have a sister schooling in the East.

I send her 300k every month.

If she squanders it before the 7th of the new months, that's her business.


I won't take her calls till the ending of the month.
Mr lienus Lai lamba 1 of NL
Romance › Re: I Told Her Straight Up, I Want To Marry Her by ukaface(f): 10:44pm On Nov 09, 2022
This life sef
After you've finished been a play boy, you finally want to end up with a ' good girl'

Unfortunately, no one is ready to talk about this
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tiffany Trump, To Marry Lagos-Bred Fiancé, Michael Boulous This Weekend (Pics) by ukaface(f): 9:18am On Nov 09, 2022
How is it an achievement?
Nigerians just like gumming body to anything white,like say Na lotto.
Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by ukaface(f): 5:46pm On Nov 08, 2022
Animegirl:
Recently have been meeting guys with receding hairline even at age 25-28 shocked. I thought men don't age even though they clock 45 embarassed but I was wrong. Young men with bald head or receding hairline is a capital NO for me.
you go wait o
Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Announces 30 Day "Verbal Fast": No Speaking & No Sex by ukaface(f): 10:55pm On Nov 06, 2022
If Kanye old, e go be problem o
Health › Re: I Saved An Accident Victim's Life And I'm Proud Of It by ukaface(f): 10:54pm On Nov 06, 2022
OP
You're a good man
God bless you.
Celebrities › Re: Autopsy Confirms Davido’s Son, Ifeanyi, Drowned by ukaface(f): 5:36pm On Nov 05, 2022
Make Una let this matter rest abeg.

Thousands of toddlers, babies die everytime.

The boy drowned, case closed.
Parents are at fault, as much as the staffs.
Romance › Re: What Do You Think Of Females That Put On Waist Beads? Check Out Mine(pics Ins.)) by ukaface(f): 6:17pm On Nov 04, 2022
Wow
Yours is many o

I've got 7.
Education › Re: A Lady Wants To Marry My Guy In Less Than 2 Months To Japa To The UK by ukaface(f): 6:16pm On Nov 04, 2022
EdoBoy90:
One of my guys wants to marry a lady so that both of them will japa to the UK in January 2023.

How it started. Two weeks ago, he told me that the lady refused his marriage proposal and she is not taking him serious despite he had constantly pushed for the relationship to work. He called me today and told me that the lady had accepted to marry him since she couldn't secure a scholarship as planned and she had no option for tuition fee payment. This my guy's brothers are in abroad who are willing to sponsor him. He is now trying to pay the tuition fee of the lady while he follows her on dependant visa and from now till December, they want to marry according to what he told me. Considering CAS, Visa process, Proof of Fund which requires 28 working days and flight tick plus the money involved, I was shocked when he called me to seek my opinion on this.

The lady never agreed but she has agreed to marriage because she wants to Japa and no money. Now, my guy is the option only left for her.

I don't know how to advice him because he wanted us to see tomorrow.

Experts' opinions are needed here. Kindly share your opinion on comment section.
your friend is a MUMU
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Son Ifeanyi With His Nanny Before His Death by ukaface(f):
Before you accuse nanny
Blame the parent
Too much money made you not to look after your child, you come dey blame nanny.
Nanny get fault, but parent get bigger fault.
Abi which work them dey do, wey dem no fit look after their pikin?
Assuming they're doing 9-5 kinda job, nanny for make sense. But what gangangan is Chioma's job?
Politics › Re: Name Your Presidential Candidate And Give Us Three Reasons We Should Vote Him by ukaface(f): 10:50pm On Oct 31, 2022
Gowon
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: I Can't Talk Money With You, If You Haven’t Made $100m This Year by ukaface(f): 8:33pm On Oct 31, 2022
I knew it
I knew pride would be him right from the beginning
Where you $100 stop Na there another person own start.
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Is Your Favourite Apostle In The Bible? by ukaface(f): 2:36pm On Oct 30, 2022
Apostles dey Bible?
I no even know
Celebrities › Re: Pray For My Mental Health – Skales Causes Stir As He Calls Out 'heartless' Wife by ukaface(f): 7:46am On Oct 30, 2022
But,is that how people use to change?
Cos I'm wondering how he didn't notice the heartlessness all through dating.
Family › Re: My Cousin Sister Always Naked Herself In My Presence by ukaface(f): 7:42am On Oct 30, 2022
Messi1:
A cousin sister who recently came from the village to live with us always naked herself in my presence and i find it disgusting. She doesn't mind if I'm around or not and i hate it. How do I go about this?
what do you mean by cousin sister?
Travel › Re: Married Guys That Relocated To The UK, Whats Your Experience by ukaface(f): 10:59pm On Oct 29, 2022
Inasmuch as the op's wife isn't straightforward, I see a whole lot of men who are so into the patriarchal system....lmao
They so love the title ' head of the house' and can't accept a woman matching up to them. In a way, it's pathetic.
Family › Re: My 16 Year Old Live-in Maid Is Pregnant For A 20 Year Old Boy by ukaface(f): 4:31pm On Oct 29, 2022
STARGREEN:
Lack of close supervision
so you are blaming the op?
Are you serious?
Crime › Re: Man Kills & Cooks His Girlfriend In Lagos, Removes Her Private Parts by ukaface(f): 3:09pm On Oct 28, 2022
Nigeria Jeffrey Dahmer

Ooooh, but I thought this tribe don't commit sin.
Celebrities › Re: Late Rico Swavey Was Not Drunk – Family, Witness by ukaface(f): 10:39pm On Oct 27, 2022
Hmmmmm
Nigerians sha
Not just the health system, even citizens are supposed to know the first thing to do during emergencies.
How many of Una know how to do CPR? If you are alone with a family member and he suddenly collapse, and would require CPR you go sabi do am? How would you realise a person needs CPR ?
See ehn, the country is rubbish. No blame any hospital, hospitals dey do money business, but the government that is supposed to put things in place are not doing it.

In u.k, you as an employee will undergo series of training.
As a nurse in Naija, I never went through any training asides from school. Rather we learn as we work, or from past experiences.

I don pay money of person wey I no Sabi, all because the person Japa from hospital without paying. Hospitals are to save lives, yes but Nigerians are cunny beings.

And if you think it's rosy in u.k, I laff you.
I sick , dem dey book me appointment for 3 days to come.
If Na Naija shebi I for don even start something maybe test or medications.
My friend spent 10 hours in A&E, no dey think say Naija own worse pass .

Everybody just dey do anyhow for naija,if you know say Na OYO go be your case during avoidable emergencies. You too go try as much to avoid am.

Rico don die, make e rest. Them fit don born am for somewhere else sef, una dey here dey look for who to blame.

By the way, wetin be Naija emergency number again?
Celebrities › Re: Late Rico Swavey Was Not Drunk – Family, Witness by ukaface(f): 10:25pm On Oct 27, 2022
KingAzubuike:
Haha when I rushed my late dad to the hospital, the doctor used a steth to confirm he was dead on arrival. I asked how he arrived at that conclusion, he said he has no pulse lol. We've seen cases where victims with no heartbeat/pulse are brought back to life through defibrillators or CPR. I begged him to at least try something. The way the doctor just dey sluggish like he was clueless made me lose hope instantly. Our health care system in nigeria is in so much decay. An emergency situation is synonymous to a death sentence. In developed countries you go see as doctors , nurses and paramedics go dey rush and run helter-skelter to attend to a victim during emergencies in A&E. For naija here dem go just dey waka and yawn like they forced them to do the job.
talk the one wey you know ooo
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kemi Badenoch Appointed UK Women & Equalities Minister by ukaface(f): 9:33pm On Oct 25, 2022
See as their government people just dey young
But one country is overshadowed by old old men wey no wan gree.
Rest mbanu,die mba
But even their young ones don't even have a positive plan to move the country forward, they're after nyash,money,preek,and easy money.
Yeye country.


Oh God, everytime I think of Nigeria I go just dey vex.

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