₦airaland Forum

tayo60:
Breast cancer no dey happen to men. Na woman d thing dey do most

ignoramus ignorantus

Better be checking your breast, it happens to men

Elporo:
Ruined the day for the girl.

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Mama Uka, where is my egusi soup?

huh?

DaveDGreat:


The way I dey see you now eehn, you fit fight the angel wey direct misdirect you come this country sef.

It's well. May God grant you us our heart desires. Amen.

that angel suppose don dey regret him actions by now.

It is well

I found this video annoyingly irritating.
Why the Bleep was he crying ?
He can't believe he is marrying her? But Na hum propose give the girl Na.
Orisirisi and osiririsi....
So tey he use tissue clean face

michigang:
i know you are pretending. I've packaged $10,000 for you

abeg shift oga.
You get $10,000 Na e you still dey laidis.
Poor investment, you wan squander such money ontop b.j. smh...I pity you o.

DaveDGreat:


Una nor go kee person for this nairaland sef. Your own home. Your own fatherland ooo.

normally
Na mistake say I dey naija

Banbanna:
Why this serious talk. It's just a game. Make you sef follow choose.

so me choosing is the end of the game?
Funny

michigang:
Ukaface and candidlady come and suck my dick. I've got the cash

your dick Na gold?

Abeg getat

I got confused along the line.
What's the summary please?

See ehn, better enjoy your diaspora very well. If you like rant from now till tomorrow it won't change anything they will only tag you a mad man like someone already did on this thread.

Better enjoy yourself and forget Nigeria.

Me like this, I should just get Opportunity to leave Naija, Na for where I go board plane I go just turn give two middle fingers to this godforsaken country

MisterKennedy:
Good morning baby.
I noticed you tried sending me an email.
Baby I miss you so much.
Here's my number baby. Please send me a message on whatsapp so that I can have yours baby. 0*8*1*0*0*5*5*3*5*4*7

who you be?

Transcriber:
na you won leak am?

yes

His sex tape will soon leak

vickyehi:
I don’t live in the UK, but from what am told

Care home pays more
Nhs has a better chance for career development and growth
The patient ratio in care home is high but lower in nhs
Nhs helps you build your nursing skill better
Care home is more of serving medications and assisting clients with activities of daily living

okay, thanks

setobaba:
And why? You all acting like you can’t try it out

why I go wan try am out?
For what reason?

nkemoma:
I said most... Not all..

Na you carry survey?
Be guided biko

omaclarry:
This guy first me get fine babe chai. Me na only bandits and terrorist that want me to be paying ransom in the name of relationship dey always come my way.

Na because of sins of your past life.
You never see anything yet.

Blackfire:
Igbo people eeeh

nkita la cha gi amu.

Femi0loye:
I am really angry right now guys.
I closed from work around 4, it was quite early though cos we didn't have any more orders for the day.

On my way back from work, I decided to Branch at my usual spot, that was around 5:30. My usual babe wasn't around at that time, so I decided to Port to a new chick.

We negotiated price and did the deal, It was a nice session to be honest. So fast forward to after the knacks, I wasn't with cash, so I opted to do a mobile transfer.

Guys, MTN, my bank and my village people decided to work against me, omo transfer no gree go oo. After thirty minutes the babe was already getting agitated, the nonsense continued for an hour. Then she started shouting oo, omo see mess up, before I knew wetin dey xup, she landed two slaps on my cheek.

Chaii, no be small wahala oo, the worst thing was that, it wasn't even dark yet, so as the fracas continued people come dey intervene, had to go to the ATM with her to withdraw. My brother and Sister, abeg dey wait make e dark before you go to a motel. The slap still dey pain me.

serves you right

After choosing, what next?

God abeg
God abeg.




























God forbid

optimisticage:
I don't understand this country again o. This guy is putting smiles on d faces of millions with his skits na. I literally laughed so loud when I watched it. It is called a comedy for a reason. Same way actors interpret roles of harlots, robbers etc. We Nigerians are d greatest Hippocrates on earth. Is his skits anyway worst than reality? An average Nigerian babe dress almost naked. He should better ignore these Negligible Hippocrates and put smiles on faces of millions that wants that in d midst of this hopeless country

have you seen nurses dress in such provocative manner before?

nkemoma:
But most nurses na ashawooo na

How many you don see ? What's your problem?

Alas! A guy with chronic entitlement.

This one Na gbasgbos

PDJT:
-So even you hate polygamy? Why na? No one gets hurt in polygamy.

issokay

This how most men are. Never using their sense to think. One minute they are head over heels with one the next minute their head is already over heels with another. The stupid ones will defend themselves and say ' men are polygamous in nature' Na that polygamous nature go kill una.

MisterKennedy:
Hi Ukaface

hullo MisterKennedy