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All these girls sef
Imagine the entitlement and effrontery.
This one too go dey sing ' carry me dey go husband house' wahala no free finish.
What the fvck is stopping her from making her money and buying stuffs for herself?
I'm happy for the guy she broke up with,he needs to do Thanksgiving.
That girl Na beans

Okobola146:
I know sey na dat breast mata dey pain you, sorry you hear?

why I go vex ontop Wetin wey no make sense?
Do you know me? No
Do I know you? No
So why do you feel I would be vexed with what you spewed?

AMGBoss:
Of course, lazy youth like you will prefer to curse because it's easy (no effort), than go out to protest for your right.

sorry o Mr protester.
This one dey call me lazy.
How do y'all do this thing? Easily call someone you don't know names?

Okobola146:
as you naked curse them and the curse no catch them, na because you get very tiny breasts. The gods of curses like breasts wey big like pawpaw and watermelon

who be this one?

Abeg shift, I dey talk A you dey talk W.

Wo, curses no dey work
Assuming e dey work all the curse wey I don dey curse these politicians since almost 10 years (if not more) suppose don catch all of them. I don naked curse them before sef, still dey still dey agile and bubbly. Maybe I go naked for 00:00am swear for them again.

Englishisamust:
Why are may born so beautiful and handsome?

Chidinma
Jenieveve
Kiss Daniel
Omah lay
Falz
Patoranking

Now this

abeg which month be portable? I wan confirm something

Na me wey never chop this morning go come dey disturb myself ontop on person wey no fit get sense.

OkoroBufo:
Nigeria is married to ibos as our bride and they are pregnant with our baby. Separation is a little too late. Do you think I was talking about you?, I wasn't, I don't do minors.

-Okoro bufo

ouch
Nice one Mr major.

OkoroBufo:
Separate for where? that time don pass.
I don marry you, give you belle. We die hia.

-Okoro bufo

you and who marry?

Portable- Motorola

My dad ke

charlesdinho7:
hello, what could be the cause of a blocked throat? most times when the attack comes, my throat becomes blocked preventing me from breathing easily. i have taken cough syrup and a drug called cotrimoxazole, it stops for some time and it is back again. the attack do come once in a day and thick catarrh occupy my throat. any time i manage to clear the catarrh, the problem will subside. how can i threat myself permanently. any drug suggestion will be helpful. thanks

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charlesdinho7:
hello, what could be the cause of a blocked throat? most times when the attack comes, my throat becomes blocked preventing me from breathing easily. i have taken cough syrup and a drug called cotrimoxazole, it stops for some time and it is back again. the attack do come once in a day and thick catarrh occupy my throat. any time i manage to clear the catarrh, the problem will subside. how can i threat myself permanently. any drug suggestion will be helpful. thanks

you think nairaland is the best place to get medication?
What's stopping you from seeing a doctor, oga go hospital abeg

BuyAndSellStuff:
This old woman?
I don't believe this story. Let's hear from the landlord before we conclude.

Women have a way of using sexual crimes to claim victims and cover up their own misdeeds.

Wetin this one dey talk?

WatchYourSix:
What is this that you are saying because you just want to blame the guy..why dont you women ever say the truth when it comes to your gender doing wrong..

If nobody is should expect exclusivity or loyalty from their partner...the word infidelity would not exist....

So when you have boyfriend...you expect him to sleep with anyone he likes when hes also sleeping with you?? Its like you dont like your life..

Society compels us to be with one person at a time. Rather, it compels us to surrender our freedom to just one person. Yet, this fact doesn't bridle our feelings. As human beings our desires are limitless, our feelings cannot be thrown into a cage. For loyalty to exist we must be deliberate with our feelings, this is the only way relationships can actually make sense but if we live our life by the dictates of relationship that says, we should surrender our freedom to just one person alone, we would live a life filled with expectations. Well, at the end of the day, nobody is satisfied because we have being manipulated to put another person above ourselves.

God
Na by force to stay as one?

Make we separate Na
Na by force?

Yusufisraelj:
So in essence what do you mean? A girl should gallivant about in a committed relationship? What's nonsense? If she's not ready to commit as far as OP has, with even a familiar face to her parents, then @Richardcollins5, kick her out of your house, count your losses and move on, it won't be easy, but it can be done.

I have zero tolerance for cheating My brother I'm very much single and will only ask a lady out when I've discovered she wants a relationship committed to marriage and she's shown she's reasonable and wants exclusivity, you're better off with a lady who wants something like that, than with one who doesn't know her left from right.

well me I don't condone cheating and I'll end things ASAP, toh, let me not impose my perception on you, but clearly my guy this lady doesn't have character, that's a big red flag.

why you dey call me guy sef

You will just give yourself hypertension. You know Wetin them do? You fit do am? You get the mind?
Better do your legit hustle and have peace of mind.

But again your bitterness can also serve as a barrier towards your success. Better be happy for others and have a free mind towards them.





Again, you fit don chop witchcraft but you no know

This thread just confirmed to me that Nigerian guys are HYPOCRITICAL.

yinkeys:
A ton of them are foolish & short sighted
That’s not wisdom, jumping from one ship to another.
How many women do you see getting married these days.
Having to reap where you never sew has tremendous negatives.
I don’t blame though because that’s how most of them are biologically programmed: like war brides.
She can be used as toilet paper for years then dumped, then she’d try to fix things after two years with her old boyfriend.
How many African American men marry ?
Anyways make both genders dey scam themselves

Let me give an example
The king in Oyo that recently died
Some of those young women might have kids
They are back to square one or negative sef
Let me not say much

funny how all of a sudden, you are making Nigerian guys seem like saints.
Naija guys too no dey do heartbreak to Naija girls, why una come dey pained on top this guy just because he is an American? If Na Kenya man will you still give this kind of energy

Make una go siddown abeg

CSTRR:
I pity that girl.
Wa Fe doh e pa.

Those black American guys that know how to bend their women like sex object hammering her as if no be person born the woman.

ehn
Leave her alone Na.
She tell you say she no Sabi bend?

juniorstar:
Wetin most Nigerian girls sabi..just flash the latest iPhone, drive a nice car and have a nice apartment the rest is history..the guy con be whiteee...for her eyes na green card she go dey see.

Nigerian guys no dey see green card ontop oyibo women? Y'all are sounding pained

quentin06:
Nigerian girls always prostitutingg themselves for a few dollars, see the huge weight on the guy, when he collapses on her tomorow people should not scream murder o.

how she take do prostitution now??

teeshet:
you daughters of jezebel. Just becos he's american. But if its an ordinary guy that ask for your number, you wont give him. God will judge all of you

Lmaooooo
I feel the pain in this text.
Shey una talk say Nigerian girls are useless, Americana wey no think say we dey useless go collect number from one of us, you come dey cry.

God will judge all of you Nigerian guys too.

Lmao....
I just love this headline.

How is that savage reply. I just wasted mb

Ndibuna:
So this female colleague of mine doesn't pick my call when I need to get information of the happenings in the office yet I pick hers and always ready to give her reliable information concerning work.
I urgently needed her one day and had to call again, she didn't pick my calls, she didn't apologise afterwards. I had to block her. So she needed me again and called my number and it wasn't going through. When she saw me she reacted negatively and wasn't talking to me. But do I care? She's not useful to me but want me to be useful to her

what's wrong with you telling her how she fvcked up?so that she go know say truly she fvck up

NaughtyBrainiac:
Hello All,

A friend studied Biochemistry in one of Nigeria's Federal Universities, she has completed NYSC but she does not have a job yet.

Her brother who currently resides in the UK wants her to enrol in a school of Nursing in Nigeria and she is not happy with what her brother wants.

I asked her if her brother's reason is because Nursing is profitable in the UK and she said YES, that's his reason. The goal is that she'd eventually relocate to the the UK.

My concerns are:

1. Why study a course like Biochemistry and go back to a school of Nursing? Aren't there better alternatives?
2. Most of the people I know that attended school of Nursing always go back to the Univeristy for BSc. Nursing.
3. School of Nursing in Nigeria will take her about 3 years and I am sure she will still need to write some exams before she will be able to work as a Registered Nurse in the UK.

Are there possibilities of moving to the UK to study that version of Nigerian School of Nursing? If yes, how expensive is it?

On the other hand, if she's able to go to the UK for her masters, masters in what course can she apply for (please bear in my that she is a Biochemistry graduate) that would give her chances of securing a good job in the UK ( At least, a kind of job that would still make her earn something close to what Nurses earn)?

Please advise. Thank you

no go overthink am o
Visualizing it may seem a loooong process to accomplish.
And no, not everyone goes back to uni to get bnsc( I no fit craze like that to spend another 4 years) .
And the ' some exams' that she would write before relocating ain't something so difficult, Nigerian nurses are leaving to u.k on a daily. Don't sleep on it.

But, it all depends on her, if nursing ain't her desire make she Kuku no do am before she go swear for her brother.

Nerly:
Some women will do anything for money and fame

what is the anything that she did now? Giving out number. Girl never give you number before?

Creamypie:
Nigerian girls and love for free wealth and cash. She plans that he falls in love, then take her japa to America. U can be very sure say na she go dey make all calls after their rendezvous for hotel tonight

amebo
If na you be the girl you no go give abi

Mine

I love art.

Nigeria have it too