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lalalista:
lol... How can? Someone that's far older than me

then he is lying about his age.
Probe him well

Give her the virginity and keep her. It's not that hard.

He is your twin brother.

Fvcking cut off your dick and keep the girl. Must we tell you everything??

bobchigar:
1. What is the exact amount?
2. What date did you do the transaction?
3. Which ATM did you use?
4. What is the name of the town where transaction took place?
5.Can you send me the debit alert?

Chai
Oil dey your head.

vickyehi:
There is a downloadable form on your account used for ordering your transcript. Your school was suppose to sign that form and fill it. Your transcript is then attached to the form.

You may want to send another to your school for them to fill and send it.

Hi please I will love to know the difference between working in NHS and carehome in u.k.

How you take know say Na heated

All this Muslims sef.

All this Christians sef.

All this religious people sef.

I am tired of this country, and I fear for this country. This country is about to end up in shambles.
Plenty things are happening, that the people in powered can't even manage.
Then split the goddamn country! What is the essence of living together when we can't love and tolerate ourselves.
God I'm tired of this mess of a country I ended up in. Wetin I do you wey you bring me come here ? You no see Brazil,France,of Egypt to carry me go or even Madagascar?

Majority of the citizens are stupid, crazy, promoting rubbish, filthy, lack sense . The politicians are money hungry and don't care about the people.
How do I survive in this modafvcking country kwanu?!?

This is ment sha.

Is it only sex y'all do in a relationship?

No
I can't imagine it

All these girls sef
Imagine the entitlement and effrontery.
This one too go dey sing ' carry me dey go husband house' wahala no free finish.
What the fvck is stopping her from making her money and buying stuffs for herself?
I'm happy for the guy she broke up with,he needs to do Thanksgiving.
That girl Na beans

Okobola146:
I know sey na dat breast mata dey pain you, sorry you hear?

why I go vex ontop Wetin wey no make sense?
Do you know me? No
Do I know you? No
So why do you feel I would be vexed with what you spewed?

AMGBoss:
Of course, lazy youth like you will prefer to curse because it's easy (no effort), than go out to protest for your right.

sorry o Mr protester.
This one dey call me lazy.
How do y'all do this thing? Easily call someone you don't know names?

Okobola146:
as you naked curse them and the curse no catch them, na because you get very tiny breasts. The gods of curses like breasts wey big like pawpaw and watermelon

who be this one?

Abeg shift, I dey talk A you dey talk W.

Wo, curses no dey work
Assuming e dey work all the curse wey I don dey curse these politicians since almost 10 years (if not more) suppose don catch all of them. I don naked curse them before sef, still dey still dey agile and bubbly. Maybe I go naked for 00:00am swear for them again.

Englishisamust:
Why are may born so beautiful and handsome?

Chidinma
Jenieveve
Kiss Daniel
Omah lay
Falz
Patoranking

Now this

abeg which month be portable? I wan confirm something

Na me wey never chop this morning go come dey disturb myself ontop on person wey no fit get sense.

OkoroBufo:
Nigeria is married to ibos as our bride and they are pregnant with our baby. Separation is a little too late. Do you think I was talking about you?, I wasn't, I don't do minors.

-Okoro bufo

ouch
Nice one Mr major.

OkoroBufo:
Separate for where? that time don pass.
I don marry you, give you belle. We die hia.

-Okoro bufo

you and who marry?

Portable- Motorola

My dad ke

charlesdinho7:
hello, what could be the cause of a blocked throat? most times when the attack comes, my throat becomes blocked preventing me from breathing easily. i have taken cough syrup and a drug called cotrimoxazole, it stops for some time and it is back again. the attack do come once in a day and thick catarrh occupy my throat. any time i manage to clear the catarrh, the problem will subside. how can i threat myself permanently. any drug suggestion will be helpful. thanks

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charlesdinho7:
hello, what could be the cause of a blocked throat? most times when the attack comes, my throat becomes blocked preventing me from breathing easily. i have taken cough syrup and a drug called cotrimoxazole, it stops for some time and it is back again. the attack do come once in a day and thick catarrh occupy my throat. any time i manage to clear the catarrh, the problem will subside. how can i threat myself permanently. any drug suggestion will be helpful. thanks

you think nairaland is the best place to get medication?
What's stopping you from seeing a doctor, oga go hospital abeg

BuyAndSellStuff:
This old woman?
I don't believe this story. Let's hear from the landlord before we conclude.

Women have a way of using sexual crimes to claim victims and cover up their own misdeeds.

Wetin this one dey talk?

WatchYourSix:
What is this that you are saying because you just want to blame the guy..why dont you women ever say the truth when it comes to your gender doing wrong..

If nobody is should expect exclusivity or loyalty from their partner...the word infidelity would not exist....

So when you have boyfriend...you expect him to sleep with anyone he likes when hes also sleeping with you?? Its like you dont like your life..

Society compels us to be with one person at a time. Rather, it compels us to surrender our freedom to just one person. Yet, this fact doesn't bridle our feelings. As human beings our desires are limitless, our feelings cannot be thrown into a cage. For loyalty to exist we must be deliberate with our feelings, this is the only way relationships can actually make sense but if we live our life by the dictates of relationship that says, we should surrender our freedom to just one person alone, we would live a life filled with expectations. Well, at the end of the day, nobody is satisfied because we have being manipulated to put another person above ourselves.

God
Na by force to stay as one?

Make we separate Na
Na by force?

Yusufisraelj:
So in essence what do you mean? A girl should gallivant about in a committed relationship? What's nonsense? If she's not ready to commit as far as OP has, with even a familiar face to her parents, then @Richardcollins5, kick her out of your house, count your losses and move on, it won't be easy, but it can be done.

I have zero tolerance for cheating My brother I'm very much single and will only ask a lady out when I've discovered she wants a relationship committed to marriage and she's shown she's reasonable and wants exclusivity, you're better off with a lady who wants something like that, than with one who doesn't know her left from right.

well me I don't condone cheating and I'll end things ASAP, toh, let me not impose my perception on you, but clearly my guy this lady doesn't have character, that's a big red flag.

why you dey call me guy sef

You will just give yourself hypertension. You know Wetin them do? You fit do am? You get the mind?
Better do your legit hustle and have peace of mind.

But again your bitterness can also serve as a barrier towards your success. Better be happy for others and have a free mind towards them.





Again, you fit don chop witchcraft but you no know

This thread just confirmed to me that Nigerian guys are HYPOCRITICAL.

yinkeys:
A ton of them are foolish & short sighted
That’s not wisdom, jumping from one ship to another.
How many women do you see getting married these days.
Having to reap where you never sew has tremendous negatives.
I don’t blame though because that’s how most of them are biologically programmed: like war brides.
She can be used as toilet paper for years then dumped, then she’d try to fix things after two years with her old boyfriend.
How many African American men marry ?
Anyways make both genders dey scam themselves

Let me give an example
The king in Oyo that recently died
Some of those young women might have kids
They are back to square one or negative sef
Let me not say much

funny how all of a sudden, you are making Nigerian guys seem like saints.
Naija guys too no dey do heartbreak to Naija girls, why una come dey pained on top this guy just because he is an American? If Na Kenya man will you still give this kind of energy

Make una go siddown abeg