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CelebritiesRe: Stop Tagging Me To Posts Related To My Dad - Yul Edochie’s Daughter Speaks Out by ukaface(f): 8:10pm On Jun 12, 2022
I see what she did, using ' him' instead of ' dad/ father'.

My brain isn't thinking what my mind is thinking
CelebritiesRe: Stop Tagging Me To Posts Related To My Dad - Yul Edochie’s Daughter Speaks Out by ukaface(f): 8:09pm On Jun 12, 2022
Btibap:
I go nack this girl one day
Shane no dey hold you?

Tufia
CelebritiesRe: Banky W And Adesuwa Problem by ukaface(f): 9:44pm On Jun 11, 2022
Satan01:
well !!! na my own opinion and wetin I observe

I no think say Banky nd Adesuwa don born any pikin ,, since that day wey them post say them get belle ,we never see pikin face talkless of doing birthday for their baby

make them shame us ( womb watcher ) na

if she no fit we have the right to know cause na we build their relationship up to where it is ...

we re not useless abeg
joblessness
CrimeRe: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by ukaface(f): 2:24pm On Jun 11, 2022
Ammishaddai:
Nice one. Shebi all these worthless hungry girls like rolling with the rich bad guys because they thought the good guys were broke , boring and quiet . Now see where it has led to. All the suya ,recharge cards, 150k allowance ,and Brazilian hair all led to this painful exit. Anyway, RIP to dead
so broke guys is synonymous to having a loyal,sweet boyfriend/ spouse?
Do we now use money to ascertain one's behaviour?
So would you rather be broke, so you could be a good guy or you want to be rich which will automatically mean you would be a bad and a woman beater? ( From your analysis)
EducationRe: What Song Comes To Your Mind - Photo by ukaface(f): 10:22am On Jun 08, 2022
If you do good kingdom
Oh ooh oh oh Kingdom
Oh oh oh Kingdom
Waiting for you

If you do bad, no more kingdom
Oh oh oh no more kingdom
Oh oh oh no more kingdom waiting for you
RomanceRe: How Many Sex Partners Do You Have Right Now? by ukaface(f): 7:00pm On Jun 07, 2022
60
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Such Disgusting Hypocrites when it involves body count?(photo) by ukaface(f): 5:28pm On Jun 07, 2022
Tmberwolf1:
Is it that your brain is akamu? When will you realize that men and women aren't the same!!! What attracts us to the other differ greatly! Women prefer men with more sexual experience, while men prefer women with less sexual experience. What women have to offer men for the most part is their bodies, so why the f*ck would I pay full price for a 3rd hand vehicle?!
Read what you typed, does it make sense?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is Everyone Putting Jesus On Their Status?(pics) by ukaface(f): 5:24pm On Jun 07, 2022
IkeIgboNile:
Zombies.
you took the words right out of my mouth
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is 6th Most Terrorised Country In The World by ukaface(f): 8:57pm On Jun 06, 2022
wis3:
Is Nigeria an Islamic country?
No
They are trying to make it one.
FamilyRe: These Adulthood Realities Give Us Nostalgia About Our Childhood Privileges by ukaface(f): 8:56pm On Jun 06, 2022
Y'all singing that ' adulthood Na scam' song dey high.
I don't just know why I hate the song, or maybe cos I don't think adulthood is scam.
Wetin make adulthood scam sef? Because you ain't getting free food? Nobody is giving you free money? Mtcheeeew.
So did y'all have a sweet childhood?
I don't see any difference sef, we just got older. And been older requires responsibility, we can't remain children till forever.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Speaks On High Rent In The United Kingdom by ukaface(f): 6:09pm On Jun 06, 2022
Babaire:
Yes we do. I earn £4,500 after tax, I don't pay children school fee, neither do I pay hospital bill even for myself. My rent is £1,000 a month.

Between, why convert to Naira in the first place. Was he paid in Naira.

Let him go back home I beg
exactly, I'm wondering why he is converting to Naira, when he is not paying in Naira.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Speaks On High Rent In The United Kingdom by ukaface(f): 6:06pm On Jun 06, 2022
codemaniacs:
You forgot to add transportation expenses or fuel expenses if his owns a car, electricity expenses, health insurance expenses, hospital expenses, internet expenses if the place his staying doesn't have free internet, garbage disposal expenses, cleaning expenses if he doesn't clean his apartment by himself, professional courses expenses if he intends furthering his career e.t.c
See, in situations like this you ought to cut your coat according to your size, why not look for a house that's cheaper, and if he is a family man his spouse can also help. I think females there are more lending right?( I don't know o) Na to know how he go budget himself. No go do overdo.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Speaks On High Rent In The United Kingdom by ukaface(f): 5:56pm On Jun 06, 2022
This man's problem is converting his pounds to Naira.
No dey do like that, nothing suppose concern you with Naira again. Naira- Pounds syndrome.

If you are earning 20£ per hour and you are working 40 hours in a week, that is 800£ in a week o, and 3200£ in a month, I don't know how the tax is done, but give or take you going home with 2560£. Rent- 750 Abi Na 1000. You shouldn't be that broke to cry like a baby Na.
But why you go dey live for two bedroom? He must be a family man. If he is then his wife definitely should be supportive.

If he wants to do the syndrome thing 2560 × 742=₦1,899,520 in a month o, then in a year= ₦22,794,240.

Bros if u.k yaff tire you come back and see if you will earn as much in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Owo Black Sunday: Igbos Were More Affected by ukaface(f): 10:16pm On Jun 05, 2022
olawalepopoola:
As an inhabitants of the town Owo, it was observed that 80% of the casaulties were Igbos. The Fulanis attacked the Church just as the Holy Mass ended and the priest proceeded outside
can you at least try not to put tribe into this incident. Wtf is Igbos were more affected? So, ain't they humans?
Wtf is your problem?
A gruesome event took place, children killed, mother's, father's, teens and the elderly all died and all you can speak is Igbos blablabla. What had tribe got to do with this?

God!
CrimeRe: Man Begs As Lady Confronts Him For Sexually Harassing Her In A Bus In Lagos by ukaface(f): 10:10pm On Jun 05, 2022
Cashio:
Lol @ the men who were supposed to overpower him kept mute...Feminism to the mud.
The guy was a bastard sha for the silly act. All these sex starved mofos.
But then you don't expect me as a man to jump into such crazy fight against a fellow man because he touched you. Even the lady's brothers wouldn't have still entered a fight with the young man if they were in the bus with her.
really?
So if it was your sister you won't do anything?
CrimeRe: Man Begs As Lady Confronts Him For Sexually Harassing Her In A Bus In Lagos by ukaface(f): 10:09pm On Jun 05, 2022
Ferrytech:
doe the man desearve the slap but trust me cheesy she go collect wotowoto
what do you mean by she go collect wotowoto? Are you justifying what he did?
And don't even say I'm this hard because I'm a female. No!
Rather you imagine the said female is your sister/ daughter. To God, in sure you will be the one beating this man.
EducationRe: It Is Wrong To Say Cousin Brother by ukaface(f): 12:30pm On Jun 05, 2022
God bless you
I thought it's now an accepted vocabulary.
Cousin brother, cousin sister....gosh, anytime I hear such I dey always vex.
PoliticsRe: See What A Yoruba Lady Posted On Twitter by ukaface(f): 11:59am On Jun 05, 2022
This one is still thinking tribally.
When she should be thinking of the RIGHT PERSON to pull Nigeria out of this hellhole we are presently in.

Nigerians need to get tired of this Yoruba,Igbo and Hausa nonsense and think as NIGERIANS.
Christianity EtcRe: What Are Your Favourite Bible Characters? by ukaface(f): 11:55am On Jun 05, 2022
I no get
But the one I don't like is job.
RomanceRe: She Needs An Accommodation In Lagos, Should I Offer? by ukaface(f): 11:03am On Jun 05, 2022
Cogs:
If you have ever been close to a lady. This will be one of the things you will know without paying.
is that how easy females do tell every guy about their periods?
Wetin concern a guy friend with my period date? Oh so he can calculate when I won't be fertile ABI? Friend wey get another agenda.
RomanceRe: Giving Your Man Money Will Make Him Lazy - Counsellor Advice Women To Be Stingy by ukaface(f): 10:17pm On Jun 04, 2022
Kelvin3476:
NA RESETTING DIRTY SLAP U NEED ? U NO KNW WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT IS BAD .
I don't know
And whatever is good or bad depends on one's perception.
To her, giving men money is bad
To you, it is good.
And y'all will argue to be right in your perception.
RomanceRe: Giving Your Man Money Will Make Him Lazy - Counsellor Advice Women To Be Stingy by ukaface(f): 9:27pm On Jun 04, 2022
God abeg
God abeg o

All these rules and regulations don dey too much, I no know which one to do again o.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: I Want A Man That Matches My Energy (video) by ukaface(f): 4:56pm On Jun 04, 2022
Portable comes to mind
Christianity EtcRe: Mob Kills Vigilante For Blasphemy In Abuja (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 4:55pm On Jun 04, 2022
A very lawless country.
A country filled with idiots.
A country filled with insane minds.
A country with no future.
A country that is doomed.

That na the country wey I unfortunately find myself
CelebritiesRe: Ruger New Girlfriend Susan Pwajok From "The Johnson's" by ukaface(f): 4:52pm On Jun 04, 2022
Fans could not hold their happiness...

They are stupid
Wetin the fans wan gain from their relationship wey them no fit hold their happiness? Mtcheeeew

Wetin concern me if Susan dey date Ruger or Ruggedman?
RomanceRe: She Needs An Accommodation In Lagos, Should I Offer? by ukaface(f): 4:48pm On Jun 04, 2022
Ogaaaaaaaaaa
How you take know when she go dey her period?
Linus ejike

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