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Datboredberri:
Lemme tell you a secret... Being with a gay man, you mustn't be the bottom...

*wink...

So your butthole is safe and you can still fu** those rich nig**s and earn some dough...

Gigolo

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Dreadlock69:
Aye!
This Sh!t real, You Hear Me?
Everything I Say In This Mother-Fu*ker All real
This Sh!t real
Just In Case The Gays Listening


I'm no gay , I'm attracted to only females ,I'm a fucker ,I make freak hoes bite the pillow , I do have a feminine face,smile and really dark eyebrows that what they do tell me .I'm a real stoner and not an addict so I'm more of the street with a future.
Schooling in owerri/imsu , there's was a particular time period I was so broke as hell , like I had nothing on me ,if I was girl at the period I would have gone into hookup or olosho business, so I did some petty and risky jobs just to feed and also sort my school needs till I'll get help from parent or when they send me money.
So I met this particular learned rich gay tycoon , we'd did talk bout politics our first meeting, I didn't know he was gay at that time, I thought he was the regular normal man, he invited me many and lots of places like the supermarket, chicken republic ,cold stone you can name it ,he really did spoil me with money ,I thought it was the normal bro shit I was really enjoying myself ” I'll say I was playing a gold digger role and being manipulative like a female but I didn't know ” .I went into female gold digger mode on him not knowing.
He invited me to club /event in his place that I should come over he loves to show me around , this a kind of man that has fleet of cars ,houses and lands, so I agreed to follow him to the propose event ,“ who know like better thing ma shayó galó if you see nkechi tell am say I dey beer parlor", like that just the mood in me. So after the event it was really late so I decided to crash in his place and this man lived alone in his big mansion not married, then my instincts started telling I fu***ked up, in his place he made me feel like lady and started giving me hint movement and words that he was attracted me being to touchy and it got me pissed but I didn't show it ,in my mind I'm “OMG they have finally gotten me naso I take go this man nah gay ohhh him fit dey aggressive" lot of shit running through head , I slept in his room wanting to use the floor he said I can share his bed with him , I couldn't sleep that night I was awake all through , he being touchy and me creating distance between the both us ,like if the man should try anything I'll kitchen knife him carry him documents run .
The next morning we drove back to my street ,not wanting him to know where I stay gave me closely 30k while dropping me off. He said we should meet again I didn't fall for it this time , he messaged me on WhatsApp calling me “my love" he can't do without me blah blah and I blocked him ,yes I blocked him no be me Dem go tear my Yash ,if I was a girl wish I'm not I would have use pussy and lock the nigga.
Have had two other gays encounters they really did spend on me but this just one of e'm . Like this shit irritates me sometime you won't know they are gays until later that start exhibiting the character. I'd loved the government to put a punishment on them this act is not welcomed in Nigeria

lmao
Even people in government, are practicing gayism

Mumuni

RobustRoad:
Jagaban of Borgu is the only answer and the right person to solve Nigeria's numerous problems. Again, jagaban till eternity

what a shame
A big shame at that sef....

paracolaxnear1:
Asiwaju, Modern Lagos Architect , your direction is what we will follow. Again, jagaban till eternity

smh

Aboguede:
If that
na ibu onye obodo

Tiye ihugi na profile kamu fu

myopic reasoning. So a Nigerian is either Yoruba or Igbo ABI?
I'm not uploading any picture,and no I'm not Igbo .

Shift

caye:
IS ITEL PROMOTING HOMOSEXUALITY TO CHILDREN NII?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE RAINBOW UMBRELLA GAAN?

so if rainbow appear for sky does it mean God is promoting LGBTQ? You just talking anyhow

Aboguede:
Hahaha

Inferiority ke

But na afonjas dey blich including 98 years afonja King join dey blich


Olamide don finish

Fooooolstop!

Lol
So is this supposed to be a comeback? A very poor comeback bruv, I ain't Yoruba sorry.

caye:
IS ITEL PROMOTING HOMOSEXUALITY TO CHILDREN NII?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE RAINBOW UMBRELLA GAAN?

the children definitely don't know the meaning of the rainbow umbrella, na you dey overthink.
If you were one of the kids there would you think this way? No.

Aboguede:
So Las Las na children uncle ola dey sing for


This life eeeehhhh

beans
He is itel ambassador, and what if he sings for children is it a crime?

Na person like you go dey get inferiority complex.

lusid:
tell me you are a virgin

who you say you be oga?

lusid:
how many abortion have you done

who is this one again?

Don't wish him well @op. Don't.
You can't be hurting and feel bad and still wish the idiot well. Knowing he is doing well sef, will hurt you the more. So say a prayer for yourself, go get better, it won't be easy to let go of the memories. Each time you remember what you went thru you will cry o, correct tears. But then, just let it go. Shake yourself up and do you, concentrate on yourself sis.

Assuming say I be winch I for fight this matter for you, this thing dey always vex me.

LedRock:
Move on. Guys have experienced worse and stop saying you stayed by him, did you help him financially? Your abortion you weren't forced do stop saying you committed abortion for him.

wetin this one dey talk?
Guys have experienced worse, so she should act like everything is cool with her even though she's hurting?
Didn't you read the part where she said she helped him, gave her all?

SporaD8:
Everyone condemning the Nurse action can now see why hospitals normally reject patients or practically watch as their patients die?!
Possibly the Surgeon was not around.
The Patient was in a pretty bad shape and needs urgent attention!
Her people couldn't source for hospital bills and
the hospitals-should-try-and-save-lives-first crew were on his neck...,
Out of compassion and good intentions, The nurse decided to try his best. Now his best of intentions have landed him in prison while those motivating him to save lives first her the first to accuse him of murder!

no no no
This isn't a valid reason.
Nurses have their work description, as well as doctors. Nurses don't conduct surgery. It's not in their field, if the surgeon isn't around, a means of saving a patient's life in your context will be to transfer to another hospital and attend to the patient as an emergency. Out of compassion and good intentions has brought trouble to him.

He is probably one of the male nurses that blush and feel ontop of the world when they address him as doctor, or he probably must have watched surgeons do this procedure and then feels he can do it. But it's wrong .
I can't do the work of a doctor, emphasis on work and doctor. Same way a doctor won't want to do the work of a nurse, emphasis on work and nurse.

Wetin concern her mama for the matter.
She should have used her life, very self centred and selfish child.

Ronaldo Na wrestler??

Baba no Sabi sef

PrinxArthur1:
All the TV shows women watch are drama-filled.
Someone fvcks somebody, A man cheated on his babe, A gir| b|ackmai|ed her friend, etc.
Gir|s are in a way, add1cted to drama.
A boyfriend who doesn't ta|k to other gir|s, who have zero chances of cheat1ng, always availab|e would be ca||ed boring.
A re|ationship with 100% loyalty is termed bor1ng.
Being too avai|able as a man makes most ladies ca|| you lame.
You're always apologizing, even when you're right. IT is a lady's nature to see you as boring.
Ladies love uncertain1ty. They're emotiona||y driven and they'll love to experience all shades of it.
She wants to smi|e, laugh, cry, scream, be obsessed, be angry, miss you, be surprised, be offended, etc.
She wants to apo|ogize and be apologized to.
She wants agreement and disagreement.
She wants to quare|| and settle.
IT might sound stup1d, but this what ladies call a live|y re|ationship.
IF as a guy, you're a|ways carefu| not to offend her, she'|| get bored and look for the drama elsewhere. It might include dump1ng you for another man.
This is why nice guys finish last. They're too careful not get her upset. Therefore she ca||s him boring.
As a guy, you need to spice up the re|ationship with a little bit of drama , to keep it interesting.
The drama must come from you because ladies, most times, can't contro| the tempo.
Nice guys wi|| a|ways finish last because, When the man is too faithfu|, the woman gets bored and finds a man that excites her.

what kinds writing is this?
Na like this you take write for your exams?
You no just rate us sha

No advantage.
They just dey constitute nuisance with their short nicker,socks and slides.

achimendy:
There's something I've been noticing for a very long time, and it's seriously disturbing me.

I have come to realise that women hardly ask for condom during intercourse, neither do they even have any to protect themselves. For me condom is the number one thing that comes to mind whenever Sex is about to happen, but this girls dont care o, they just pull their pant and be waiting for action.

Now my question is, is it that they are not concerned about their health/STDs or they just care more about the pleasure?

"you have come to realise that women.....
Guy! You don f all the women to come to this general conclusion?
Anyways, guys too should also look out for themselves. Most that I know will prefer raw.

This life no just make sense.

I only read this long when I'm preparing for exams.


But, this matter big pass me.

Ndibuna:
Hehehehe both are too close to each other

you do mistake enter anus instead of vagin.a?

I see them simps who will identify as redpillers disgracing themselves over a mere cleavage

Slynation:
try dey read post well...

I dey lazy to read am ,no vex

If he no dey alright, his wife suppose dey alright.

I don't know how me as a woman will keep going for delivery every now and then up until 33 times, when I no dey craze.

Twirelex:
na God make am so.
No blame us

me ke
Don't blame females that love money, Na God make am so

Both

I'm a goddess. My mirror and camera tells me so.

Be like you be ajebutter.

Well, No Nigerian guy has all of that features.
Majority of them are sex starved.

kals4luv990:
If only we can just kill off this generation of politicians both good and bad..kill everybody and start afresh,I think the odas will learn or maybe hold the child of next president hostage,if he fails we kill the child,if he does well we let the child go

All Nigerians are corrupt. Even you. Even me sef. Everybody. If you kill all politicians, what about the kidnappers,thieves,yahoo boys, immigration officers,corrupt lecturers,pedophiles?

tayo60:
Breast cancer no dey happen to men. Na woman d thing dey do most

ignoramus ignorantus

Better be checking your breast, it happens to men