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Politics › Re: 3 Communities Block Shell Company Gate In Rivers With A Juju Priest (Photos) by ukaface(f): 11:20pm On Jan 15, 2019

[quote author=Yampotatocarrot post=74798545][/quote]Lmao... Thanks for your comment

Crime › Re: Strange Looking Animal Found In A Compound by ukaface(f): 6:39pm On Jan 15, 2019

What in God's name is that? its frightening o How he take enter the compound sef? Who tell me. to open this thread,now I feel its on my body

Politics › Re: Political Parties Mock Ibraham Idris On His Birthday by ukaface(f): 6:33pm On Jan 15, 2019

lankka:
Nigeria sef @60 u're expected to retire from active service But allowed to contest for the highest office in the land even above 75...

Romance › Re: I Am Dating A Fat Girl, And am Ashamed Of Going Out With Her [ADVICE] by ukaface(f): 9:55pm On Jan 14, 2019

merit12:
So February 15th is election? One day you're having sex, the next day you're going to cast the vote that will determine the future of your sperm

lmao

Romance › Re: I Am Dating A Fat Girl, And am Ashamed Of Going Out With Her [ADVICE] by ukaface(f): 9:55pm On Jan 14, 2019

what a miracle
He was blind prior the asking out,after asking her out he received his sight.. Hallelujah... mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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Politics › Re: 3 Communities Block Shell Company Gate In Rivers With A Juju Priest (Photos) by ukaface(f): 8:53pm On Jan 13, 2019

Yampotatocarrot:
ukaface, nice diary u got there. U actually had me at *walking, inexperienced...* loooooooooooooooool, couldn't stop laughing.

About the church stuff, I think a time comes we tend to seek for something higher/greater, going through that phase now, and everyone thinks I've had dinner with the devil. I feel its just a phase though

thanks,some peeps think I've sold my soul to the devil...lol

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Young People Dance Like Maddog In Club & Parties But Act Cool In Church? by ukaface(f): 11:10am On Jan 13, 2019

Anijay1212:
Ukaface today is sunday lets keep it holy. PEACE.
I'm having my breakfast though do come and join me and your diary? It's real fun going through it.

Thanks

Christianity Etc › Re: A Boys Phone Fell In A Sealed Gutter: Happened Yesterday And It Got Me Thinking by ukaface(f): 10:33am On Jan 13, 2019

smat101:
I wouldn't have said that...
And hey I was busy trying to remove the phone while praying in my mind...

eeeeeeeehhhhheeen
Praying in your mind...... okay
I don dey go

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Young People Dance Like Maddog In Club & Parties But Act Cool In Church? by ukaface(f): 10:30am On Jan 13, 2019

Anijay1212:
Who are the we?
Abeg count me out o...

for denying, I think you are the most hypocritical of us all.

Career › Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ukaface(f): 10:29am On Jan 13, 2019

mrsage:
Nice diary...

oh my Thank you.

Celebrities › Re: Teebillz Shares Photos Of His 2 Sons, Throws Shade by ukaface(f): 9:38am On Jan 13, 2019

was he hallucinating before? Didnt he go after the naked women once upon a time?

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Career › Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ukaface(f): 9:36am On Jan 13, 2019

CreepyBlackpool:
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun

yes o
Mine is now hyper madly fun,I'm becoming something else sef.

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Christianity Etc › Re: A Boys Phone Fell In A Sealed Gutter: Happened Yesterday And It Got Me Thinking by ukaface(f): 9:32am On Jan 13, 2019

were you praying for God to miraculously take the phone outta the gutter? no na
That's the problem,we pray a lot with no actions, we put everything to God's hand,I'm. sure if you all couldn't take the phone out,you wold have said that's God plan for the phone.

Celebrities › Re: Veronica Adeleke: Davido’s Mother Committed Suicide – Kemi Olunloyo Says by ukaface(f): 9:20am On Jan 13, 2019

she can speak to the dead huh

cooooooooool

mtcheeeeeew.....is this how madness use to start ni?

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Young People Dance Like Maddog In Club & Parties But Act Cool In Church? by ukaface(f): 9:17am On Jan 13, 2019

Because we are all hypocrites.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Bible A Sword Or A Butter Knife? Why You Need The King James Version by ukaface(f): 9:15am On Jan 13, 2019

this is what baffles me about christainity.
Why do we have different denominations? preaching different doctrines? having different sets of bible versions?hating on other denominations?
yet we say we have one God,una well so huh

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is The Catholic Church Always Used For Horror Movies? by ukaface(f): 9:08am On Jan 13, 2019

Because there is more to Catholic, all those their symbols wey person no dey understand, its another form of sect,cult. Religious cult.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Endtimes : Commonsense Reasons Why Jesus Returns Before 2040 - Don Koenig by ukaface(f): 9:03am On Jan 13, 2019

qwertyboss:
Who is god?
Jesus
Is Jesus the son of Mary?
Yes
Who created Mary?
God.
Who is God?
Jesus
Jesus is the begotten son.
Yes
Who is his father?
God.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Jesus is a servant of God?
Yes
Who is God?
Jesus.
Jesus died on the cross?
Yes
Who resurrected him?
God.
Who is God?
Jesus
Jesus is a messenger?
Yes
Who sent him?
God.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Did Jesus worship while on earth? Yes
Whom did he worship?
God.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Did God have a beginning?
No....
Then who was born on 25 DEC?Jesus.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Where's God?
In heaven
How many are there in heaven?Only one God.
Where's Jesus?
He is sitted on the right hand of his father.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Then how many are they in heaven?
Only one God
Then how many seats?
One
Where's Jesus?
Seated next to God.
Then how are they seated?
On one chair
Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Hahaha what a confusion. So beautiful to be a Muslim

who told you all these things?
ignorance at its peak.

Travel › Re: Passenger Forgets Money In Uyo In Keke Napep In Akwa Ibom State. Photo by ukaface(f): 12:52am On Jan 05, 2019

but what normal person would forget such huge amount kwanu,if na me get bag, I go even carry am for head inside keke.
There is more to this
you can't just forget a bag of money.

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Politics › Re: The Moment Dino Melaye Fainted, Dragged On The Floor As He Surrenders To Police by ukaface(f): 7:20pm On Jan 04, 2019

lmao.....this man is just so dramatic. Wetin he talk say make am faint now.

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Crime › Re: Man Caught Stealing Panties In Benin Days After Oba’s Warning. Photos by ukaface(f): 7:16pm On Jan 04, 2019

what's all these nonsense sef?

Celebrities › Re: “I Saw Him Having Sex With 15-year-old Aaliyah” – R Kelly’s Back-up Singer, Jova by ukaface(f): 7:24pm On Jan 02, 2019

hmmmmmmm

Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Dressed As An Ashanti Woman by ukaface(f): 7:23pm On Jan 02, 2019

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Romance › Re: Slay Mama Declears That Her Sex Life Will Upgrade In 2019, See The Reply She Got by ukaface(f): 7:19pm On Jan 02, 2019

Everybody get wetin dey pinch them for body,her own priority now is sex....of all things.mtcheeeew

be like na Ghanaian babe o

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