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BusinessRe: Investing 1.1mil In 9ja Or Travel Out 2make 180$ Daily Which Wil U Do by UncleJJ(m): 10:11pm On Sep 30, 2012
Fixed deposits.
BusinessRe: Opening A Lounge In Warr... by UncleJJ(m): 10:08pm On Sep 30, 2012
Situation and security, should be d first thing in your mind.
BusinessRe: I Have Some Money To Play Around With- Any Business Ideas? by UncleJJ(m): 10:05pm On Sep 30, 2012
If u dnt know what to do with ur money go to the bank and place it in a fixed deposits.

But, If u already have reasonable sum in their. Try exports not import.

Foreign exchange is the real money with our depreciating currency.
BusinessRe: 1.2million/year As A Newbie by UncleJJ(m): 10:01pm On Sep 30, 2012
Why are so many nigerians getting banned on adsense. Did you ask why u gt banned.
BusinessRe: Confused: Stockbroking Or Recharge Card Business? by UncleJJ(m): 9:35pm On Sep 30, 2012
Stocks are better, I believe men shoud start businesses with the highest long term profits.

Recharge card business needs distribution ..

Stocks require financial intelligence.

Risks are everywhere, if u cant handle loss, put ur money in 30day fixed deposits and rotate ur money between banks. You profit every 30days. keep adding the profits to the principal amount.

It a no brainer no losses. Think of it as ur private stock market.

But whatever u do, do ur due deligence!
PhonesRe: Samsung Smartphones Are Vulnerable To Remote Wipe Attack by UncleJJ(m): 9:36am On Sep 28, 2012
kcfresh007: i want to unlock my samsung galaxy tab.anybody with help
I did mine nt on a tab though. But the galaxy s.

You to check xda developers. I cant remember bt u should check for zerg or similar. You need to start the samsung in safe mode or something extract the os as .img and use a hex editor to find the code.

Mine was six digits. Took me whole day to pull off. Becareful, though
WebmastersRe: Google Adsense Also Known As Crapsense Is Digital Slavery! by UncleJJ(m): 5:37pm On Sep 24, 2012
Look guys, sorry if i sounded like an a.s.s - but the question sounded a.s.s like.

Its a pity if you aint making it on adsense.... or your not a small boy. I only offered to help. If you can only look past my sarcasm, you will definitely find sense in my words.

Lets do it this way can i have a look at your blog - it would probably take me a second to tell you why you got banned - and no google is not banning nigerian cos where nigerians. FYI - there is no other options to adsense - there the only ones that can pay u what they owe you as long as your not "fraudulent".

Like i said - i am not an adsense guy, but if i wanted to cash in i could. I understand the business model but i spend so much time on my other campaigns i couldnt spare the brain power.

I have attached my earning for a few months .... you dont want to see what i have made in recent months - you'd probably kill yourself literally tongue

CelebritiesMr Ibu"s Toyota Gets Towed In Abuja. by UncleJJ(op):
BLa bla lah!
WebmastersRe: Basic Keyword Research Video For Bloggers - Nairalander's Xclusive by UncleJJ(op):
Will be posting the next video soon. For direct downloads please request and i will send of the file on dropbox

WebmastersRe: Google Adsense Also Known As Crapsense Is Digital Slavery! by UncleJJ(m): 7:24pm On Sep 22, 2012
dejiswaggs: 80 percent of Nigeria Bloggers are publishers of google's ads framework,adsense. But to be honet with you out of those 80% 10% are actually making there dream income from it!
Most of the remaining 70% are actually hardworking but google adsense cheat them like mad!
HOW? Be many many ways, for example;
By Banning them....and still publish ads without paying them thier actual commission.
By paying peanuts to them even if there stats prove that there site get's visit like mad!
we need to ask the dumb a.ss guys at googl.com to stop all this trash!
And our bloggers should start to blog with prestige and pride!
The girl who cant dance says the band cannot play.

Am not into adsense - CPA baby cool .

But, for you to say adsense is crap. Probably makes you the dumbest internet wannabe on nairaland.

You guys wake up, in the morning and set up site about - mtn recharge cards and dstv codes, or some dumb stupid thing.

Let me give a piece of advice - on the net you cannot make money when you dont have traffic. And traffic has value the same way you value those girls on your street. Ugly babes are cheaper and prettier ones a more expensive. Now before you build a site you need to find pretty babes and also figure out their costs.

Adsense is a sister site of adwords - everything you see on adsense comes from adwords. Let me give a brief example with a popular nigerian site. ( Popular for me !!)

ogbongeblog.com - oops - adwords is down for maintenance i will check at midnight and update this post .

until then you can look at my sig, and check out the youtube tutorial - i wanted to share some knowledge with you guys but every time i post a thread about these very things your complaining about you guys ignore it. Those guys abroad make money cos they copy successful people not that am claiming to be a guru.

But every game has rules you must learn them before you can bend them !!!

ComputersRe: What Are D Difference Btw Apple Laptop And HP Laptop? by UncleJJ(m): 7:08pm On Sep 22, 2012
Apple - Popular , Overpriced, maintenance and upgrades -sorry for you.
HP (Window) - Cheaper than apple, infact you can buy a high end super charged windows laptop that will outperform even the best macs for about half price of the standard mac computer.

Summary - buy an high performance laptop - not a mac - look at sony's, dells or IBM's, acers, (HP) - never touch a toshiba........ angry
PhonesRe: Mtn 4g by UncleJJ(m): 6:48pm On Sep 22, 2012
4g available in Area 11. Not sure if its really fast.
PoliticsRe: Introduction Of N5,000 Note: Nigerians Are Wasting Their Time – Sanusi Lamido by UncleJJ(m): 10:40am On Sep 16, 2012
Sanusi is right. We , the educated , have started to reason like illiterates.

Have we quickly forgotten, the cashless policy. This new note will force you and I to go cashless.

The poor hardly makes withdrawals over 5k. Even sucessful traders make transfers an dc use check books. Without this new note you guys will never fully accept cashless policy.

I suggest you get poketmoni. And prevail on as many business people to integrate these systems into their businesses. Though transaction fees may be high, discounts will soon take over to force sales.

What is happening in this country is simple, you have to grow smarter to survive the old ways are not working anymore.

And, 5k notes will not effect corruption. All monies stolen in the past where concluded using wire transfers. Big business do not use cash they make transfers.

Sanusi is anti west, several indications and activities have proven this, in the past he was continously asked to devalue the naira which he refused. Judge SLS by his past actions not your emotions.
PoliticsRe: Even US Has $1000 Bill- Doyin Okupe(pics) by UncleJJ(m): 10:20am On Sep 16, 2012
Its time to send sanusi home cool
PhonesRe: iPhone 5 is Finally Here by UncleJJ(m):
Believe or not the iphone will still give samsung a good fight. The billion dollar suit thing - gives Americans no options ! Except they shop for fones out of country which will probably begin late 2012 - early 2013.

Once a few million units of the iphone 5 is out, and users can compare - prices,specs e.t.c to the S3 they'll know they got cheated.

For those of us talking about durability. In this present technology market "durability" isnt a mitigating factor for buying a mobile fone. Since a new model would probably get released in 6 - 8 months. So, the iphone durability issue is just a cheap selling point for individual who are still learning to type thier names on a keyboard with looking twice.

The samsung galaxy s2 was still doing wonderfully in the U.S markets ( before suit) until the release of the iphone. And, what gives the android a stronger selling point is the fact that its developed by google a "brand" you see every day so - samsung wants to blow iphone out of water, it would only take a few keystrokes from the boyz at the googleplex. ( Supress all iphone 5 results by 5% and change the daily doodle to a samsung galaxy for one week. ) but samsung + google dont play dirty like apple cos they aint scared.

If i where apple , i would buy as many samsung shares cool as i can ( not that they havent - secretly ) and release an iphone clone powered by android. Very cheap with less bells and whistles.

What is happening to apple happens to all companies - you reach a stage where you cant grow anymore but your still making profit. And, the shareholders want more money/value - according to warren buffet you have two choices buy growth - buy acquiring more companies which samsung, google, microsoft, facebook, twitter, e.t.c have been doing like wildfires. or declare dividends.

Apple partly attacked samsung cos it wanted to pay the major investors. Apple will survive like everybody else a giant but not "the flavor of the week".

PoliticsRe: Bianca's Lawyer Warns Ojukwus Over Properties by UncleJJ(m): 12:02pm On Sep 12, 2012
Everybody knows the truth .... and i am not the first to say this

the most succesful yoruba's are in the banking & petroluem industries ( easy money ), they always shout foul and are only strong when in packs like wolves - even then a yoruba man will betray you at the slightest opportuinity to gain. ( Live in Lagos - you know this true !). Yoruba girls get good physical features but "faithfulness" is not their strong point - always looking for the guy with the biggest d...i..c..k cheesy

the igbo man succesful in commerce and industry. Are difficult followers cos they all want to lead, which makes them bad for "particular" political positions. Since they have no central leaderships - politics is not their strongest point. These guys can kill their mothers for wealth, yoruba are ritualist too but its not a big deal for them cos their culture is still very much fused with diabolic traditional methods.

the hausa man, typical called mallam. seems to be the underdog - is he? Well, the pride of the ibo and yoruba will not let them see past the cows. So its difficult to say. The hausa man is the least analyzed nigerian at any point - but they make the biggest bang and the biggest bucks. Known for thier folishness and deep respect for thier religious beliefs -these guys have some of the hottest babe's in this country. You never know cos they cover up. Off all three the hausa man is the easiest to trust , but is growing wiser cos the ibo and yoruba in their supremacy thinking are teaching them the hard way - never the less they are learning. Believe it or not the north are the political elites of this country. ( F.A.C.T)

------- This bring me to Ojukwu ---------

Wether or not he is an ibo man, coward , not a first child or womanizer. He is a Nigerian, highly placed military officer ! If the properties have been in his care for all this while why have neither brothers come forward to claim theirs. Is it now he is dead that they come.

Bianca is not his legal wife - but she is his common law wife not so. Living together for such a long period wether married legally or not affords her the luxuries of some part of odumegwu's estate including those kept in trust by her husband. She also has children not so!!

Ojukwu's children must have the lion share in this game so if i was any of them i would not even bother myself. The first son - should have first hand knowledge of his fathers properties - if he does not. He may have forfeited his inheritance along time ago without knowing it.

Odumegwu's brothers have no right to claim any property from his kids. These properties were siezed by the government and later returned to Ojukwu after he "pleaded". These properties all belong to Ojukwu and not his brothers . grin
WebmastersRe: Facebooks Topples Google as Most Popular-Alexa Ranking by UncleJJ(m): 6:43pm On Sep 11, 2012
Una be fool: That is just a mix-up. Alexa is not 100% accurate with the rankings. Google is a multiple of 2 to Facebook.i.e. Google/2= Facebook.
Facebook would have long been the no1 by now only if it wasn't disabled in China which has almost half of the the entire global population
And who is - Google? shocked
WebmastersRe: The ULTIMATE SEO Writing & Research Thread For Bloggers !! by UncleJJ(op): 6:41pm On Sep 11, 2012
Alright - i apologise. I guess i said to much. lipsrsealed

If you need any help - let me know .
WebmastersRe: What I Think 9ja Webmasters Should Do by UncleJJ(m): 7:39pm On Sep 10, 2012
Can somebody say VISA CARD !!!!!!!!
WebmastersRe: Is There A Good Alternative To Adsense by UncleJJ(m): 7:36pm On Sep 10, 2012
[size=32pt]NO[/size]
WebmastersRe: The ULTIMATE SEO Writing & Research Thread For Bloggers !! by UncleJJ(op): 7:34pm On Sep 10, 2012
pneumaticos: wats the best way to popularise a blog built for the us market
You need to start by choosing a keyword. Find a keyword with good monthly search in the U.S. Do some research and target multiple keywords per article on each blog.

See my thread on Nairaland For Keyword Research https://www.nairaland.com/1044103/basic-keyword-research-video-bloggers
WebmastersRe: . by UncleJJ(m): 7:27pm On Sep 10, 2012
Your looks like a piece of shit - that why they rejected it. It has i am a dumb nigerian spammer and blogger that wants to pollute the internet written all over it.

Your posts are poorly formatted, you did not choose a unique theme - no special domain name, no specific topic. Nothing ..... if your blog was a restaurant would you eat there once you heard the name.

Whats wrong with - Chibenzblog..com - Tall Black Funny Nigerian boy .
WebmastersRe: Basic Keyword Research Video For Bloggers - Nairalander's Xclusive by UncleJJ(op): 6:30pm On Sep 10, 2012
Sorry, about the quality. The next video's will be much better. I used fast stone - just download a copy of camstudio free and the results are remarkable.

I hope it would retain it's intergrity once uploaded to youtube.

Please send your request for the keyword tool to my email @ theconektek@gmail.com . Only emails sent here will be answered.

Thanks. cool
WebmastersBasic Keyword Research Video For Bloggers - Nairalander's Xclusive by UncleJJ(op):
Ooops....wat da h.e l .l
PoliticsRe: Seun And His Mods Are Flexing Ooo!!!! by UncleJJ(m): 9:49pm On Sep 08, 2012
and the yahoo boys are having a field day, selling emails......etc in several threads.
cool
PoliticsRe: Achtung!!! United States Need of Our Crude Oil Is Over !!! What Next For Us by UncleJJ(m): 9:44pm On Sep 08, 2012
Bullshit. Why u guy act like u nO get maths.
As long as u.s still gives visa, and buy car ... They must consume fuel.

Have u considered what happens to america if they stop buying fuel.

Think forex, taxes, purchasing power of the dollar, importance on certain fora. Ha ha.. She needs to keep buying fuel to control nigeria, saudi arabia e.t.c

What do you think will happen when asia becomes the largest crude oil buyer.

If ur good in business you know what am driving at.
PoliticsRe: Oil Discovered In The North by UncleJJ(m): 9:09pm On Sep 08, 2012
In borno area ?
WebmastersRe: List Of Mobile Ads Companies That Suppost Nigerians by UncleJJ(m): 11:23am On Sep 08, 2012
what d url ?
WebmastersThe ULTIMATE SEO Writing & Research Thread For Bloggers !! by UncleJJ(op): 10:54pm On Sep 05, 2012
[size=16pt]SEO Writing & Research Thread[/size]
Ask your seo questions here. This thread will attempt to assist Nigerian Internet Marketers in SEO Writing and Research.

Here i will answer questions about writing for seo, keyword research & basic CPA Marketing.

Drop your questions here !!
WebmastersThe ULTIMATE SEO Writing & Research Thread For Bloggers !! by UncleJJ(op): 9:36pm On Sep 05, 2012
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[center]Ask your seo questions here. This thread will attempt to assist Nigerian Internet Marketers in SEO Writing and Research.

Here i will answer questions about writing for seo, keyword research & basic CPA Marketing.

Drop your questions here !!
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