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Celebrities › Re: Zazuh Zeh Crooner, Portable Angry As Insinstag Restricts His Account (Video) by UncleKoboko: 6:22am On Jan 11, 2022
What is
Sir sue?
Family › Re: What You Should Do As A Father, So That Your Kids Don't Love You Any Less by UncleKoboko: 2:05pm On Jan 10, 2022
Sterope:
Lmao. Money doesn't make you likeable if you are a terrible father.
Your mind seem messed up...
Were you raised by a single mom?
Family › Re: What You Should Do As A Father, So That Your Kids Don't Love You Any Less by UncleKoboko: 2:02pm On Jan 10, 2022
[s]
Kingpele:
Hahaha ,well am a man with kids ,if u don't want to have problems with your family members try to show real love to your wife and be faithful to her,especially during the early years of your marriage before she start to make her own money or before the kids grow up into Adults,she will be the person promoting you before your kids behind your back, because a woman can never talk ill of the real love of her life ,I travel to village for meetings and community elections for two weeks when I came back i saw that my kids really missed me cos my wife missed me ,out of the blues my second boy said to me u are the best dad in the world, I knew my wife taught him to say that while I was away ,so love your wife and take care of her needs according to your capacity u will have a peaceful life and your kids will love you and take care of you in your old age..
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Trash
Most women only know and care about what you're doing for them NOW!
WHAT YOU DID YESTERDAY IS NOT IMPORTANT...
KNOW THIS AND KNOW PEACE.

Stop deceiving yourself.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ri Sol-ju: Meet Kim Jong-un's Wife Who Is A Former Cheerleader [PHOTOS] by UncleKoboko: 11:24am On Jan 10, 2022
Misterone:
it says you are a he-goat, mkpi. all you see in a woman is her toto nothing more. people like you are rapist, women beater and most likely a psyco, insane and stupid. just to let you know, I am out of here. I can chat with a mad man. mention me 100times, I will not answer you again.
Lol
Wasted pig hiding under male moniker grin
We know your type grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ri Sol-ju: Meet Kim Jong-un's Wife Who Is A Former Cheerleader [PHOTOS] by UncleKoboko: 11:03am On Jan 10, 2022
Misterone:
stop looking at women from their privates. it says little of you
Shut up! or deh
It says you're a dolt to have this opinion.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ri Sol-ju: Meet Kim Jong-un's Wife Who Is A Former Cheerleader [PHOTOS] by UncleKoboko: 10:53am On Jan 10, 2022
kmcutez:
And yet you came to this world via a Black woman. Y chromosome that is the only chromosome in the human body not necessary for survival. Every chromosome in the body is important except the Y chromosome. You see your life.
Or deh
XX and XY
Mu
Mu
I tell you say I nor know?

E pain am grin

The truth can hurt sha grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ri Sol-ju: Meet Kim Jong-un's Wife Who Is A Former Cheerleader [PHOTOS] by UncleKoboko:
I heard Kim killed all the people he later learned to have dated this woman before...

Women and lies have put many people into grave in this life.

A girl with one dozen body count will swear on the Bible, Qur'an, mother's or father's grave to have just slept with her ex-boyfriend who "forcefully" "disvirgined" her....

Most girls can only offer sex in a relationship, yet they'll have the guts to share that thing that made them relevant with Many other guys and still expect you to love and cherish them.
How can one cherish a used product or leftoverhuhhuh

Even while they're cheating on you with reckless abandon, they'll always play the victim card, manipulate and guilt-trip you.
You can sleep with other people's boyfriends and husbands...
You can manage 2- 3 men at a time without getting caught, yet you want to keep your own boyfriend ONLY to yourself grin grin grin

WHENEVER YOU CATCH A CHEATING GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE, NEVER EVER FORGIVE HER. MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR REVENGE, especially at the time when she's at disadvantage, because believe me, 99% of them are extremely vengeful, sneaky and hypocrites.

I fear this XX-chromosome specie...
Crime › Re: Police Officer Dies Following His Dismissal Over Pistol Sold To Cultist In Kwara by UncleKoboko: 10:27am On Jan 10, 2022
Good riddance...
Family › Re: Why Do You Give Money To Your Mom Instead Of Your Dad? by UncleKoboko: 7:11am On Jan 10, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Why must you give them?
You grew up in a foster home, you can't understand...

Family › Re: Why Do You Give Money To Your Mom Instead Of Your Dad? by UncleKoboko: 7:08am On Jan 10, 2022
Omakraid:
If my dad were alive and I have enough to give both, I will give my mum far more than my dad because my mum will spend hers on housekeep and feeding while my dad will spend his as father Christmas by giving people who ought to give to him and food items will not smell 1naira from his money
That's your problem
Romance › Re: One Fact Every Wig Wearing Lady should Know. by UncleKoboko: 10:18pm On Jan 09, 2022
Amotolongbo:
what is in this to learn from your subzero IQ filled with hasty generalisation?

Every man has a choice.
The fact that you don’t like it doesn’t mean another man will not like it.
It is up to a man to decide what he likes or dislikes in a woman.

So eff off
Uncouth
Nasty
Rude
Useless
Senseless
Arrogant
Ill
Mannerless

What a pedigree!
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Paid 7 Rainmakers For Heavy Downpour For His Club (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 8:43am On Jan 09, 2022
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Family › Re: My Marriage Is Falling Apart And My Wife Wants To Sabotage My Job. by UncleKoboko: 10:01pm On Jan 08, 2022
[s]
Iyaebe:
Please send a DM, I'm a marriage counselor and I can counsel you and help the marriage. Price is affordable.I like how your wife went through the window to continue the drama,it's sexy and i can do same.All this little little drama is sweet in a marriage, I can't marry and everywhere will be quiet,no na.I don't support her disrespecting you and even allowing third party to know of the drama,it is bad.But that type of drama that's toxic free is very good and healthy for a marriage.
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You have a very nasty reputation on this forum. No one will take you seriously.

Go fk yourself!
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Falling Apart And My Wife Wants To Sabotage My Job. by UncleKoboko: 9:53pm On Jan 08, 2022
oladiddy:
My wife and I have been married for over 3 years now with a beautiful daughter who is 2years plus but things are falling apart everyday.

Whenever we had arguments she will want to sabotage my job. Couple of months ago, we had an argument and I was to give update to my team via teams meeting (I work from home)..My wife keep raising her voice, I left the living room and went to bedroom lock the door behind to continue with my meeting but surprisingly to me, my wife went through the window and started the drama again.

Just yesterday there was another drama and she picked my phone unknowingly and call my overall boss.

Note: it is from this job am sponsoring her Masters in one of the centers in Uniport and also feeding the family. More than 70% of my monthly earnings goes to her. I am not a social person..I don't drink and either spend lavishly.

My wife is a very proud person and she has this obvious non challant attitude which are all seen by family members. Everybody keep talking about her but she's not changing. Although I have my own differences as well but she believe I can't control her. She's not submissive at all...I can say that over again and again.

Even while she's doing her masters, I was the one taking care of my daughter at home (thanks to covid)..in fact all my team members knows my daughter as my second colleague. I believe we all know how working from home with kids is like.

Please I need your advice. I am already thinking of divorce but the fear of loosing my daughter to her custody is my biggest challenge.

I am loosing my mind.

Please push to FP!
Forget about your daughter for now for your peace of mind. She knows she can use your daughter to manipulate you into not wanting divorce and that's why she's not willing to change.

Your daughter will find you later. Divorce that evil manipulator have your peace
Romance › Re: Stop Having Casual Sex. See Why (photo) by UncleKoboko: 9:45pm On Jan 08, 2022
Amotolongbo:
[s][/s]So concerned about my past.
Yet, your future isn’t bright and about shrivelling
Lol
Just as expected... grin
Did you know that dumb hoes will ALWAYS be dumb hoes?

See person wey know person future grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Stop Having Casual Sex. See Why (photo) by UncleKoboko: 7:16pm On Jan 08, 2022
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Amotolongbo:
Fallacy! undecided

What about animals having casual sex, they will now be “downloading” their numerous partners’ problems angry

Sex is just a biological thing and activity like eating and drinking.
Don’t spiritualise it!
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Or deh
Your past will definitely hunt you.
You will never go scot-free
You will never escape being punished for all your atrocities.
Family › Re: So I Am Getting A Divorce... How Do I Adjust? by UncleKoboko: 8:47am On Jan 08, 2022
Optimistic4life:
Year 2021 February to be precise, my husband served me a divorce notice. Though I saw it coming as we have been separated for some months.
The case is still in court though.

We are blessed with 3 kids under 10.

Soon the divorce will be finalized and we will both move on.

How easy is it adjusting to a new life as a divorced lady?

I just want to let it out as I have never discussed this with anyone. Just my immediate family members knows about it.

What is life like out there for me?

The shame, mockery, coping with kids alone, moving on etc
Cheating never pays...
Being very vengeful will eventually make you a loser...
Never compete with someone who has more advantage than you...
Count your losses and move on.
Crime › Re: 20-Year-Old Barber Stabs Motorcycle Rider To Death In Bayelsa (Disturbing Photo) by UncleKoboko: 8:40pm On Jan 07, 2022
Straight to the heart!


Bull's eye tongue
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Celebrates His Son, Yul On His 40th Birthday by UncleKoboko: 8:36pm On Jan 07, 2022
Sons....


X5 more important unless...
Politics › Re: Buhari To Seun Okinbaloye: I Don't Know How Correct Your Calculation Is by UncleKoboko: 8:20pm On Jan 07, 2022
nrexzy:
Bros i no dey support group...
I dey talk no b too dey complain er day of same thing.... When u identify problem u find solution...

For our world na debugging em dey call am...
No be to get error begin find who write good or bad code...
Your antecedent is very wrong and biased.
They asked a senile demented old fool why the country has deteriorated since 2015 and all he could say is that we should allow people go back to the farm and you supported him. Does that even make any sense to you?
Politics › Re: Buhari To Seun Okinbaloye: I Don't Know How Correct Your Calculation Is by UncleKoboko: 6:29am On Jan 07, 2022
nrexzy:
Bros our reasoning no fit be same oo...
We. Be brother by country.. As u dey suffer na so i dey suffer too... As u dey do dorime na so i dey do too...
So no allow politicians make us enemies oo...
Don't support evil
Always call a spade a spade
Politics › Re: Buhari To Seun Okinbaloye: I Don't Know How Correct Your Calculation Is by UncleKoboko: 7:53pm On Jan 06, 2022
nrexzy:
Loool...
Chai i b ur brother ooo
I can never have a hypocrite as a brother.
Politics › Re: Buhari To Seun Okinbaloye: I Don't Know How Correct Your Calculation Is by UncleKoboko: 7:31pm On Jan 06, 2022
nrexzy:
Una dey make noise cos una see food chop baahuh
If everybody dey do white collar job abeg who go farmhuh
Una dey under estimate d value of farming...
You can never make it in life.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Same-Sex Couples Can Now Opt For Surrogacy In Israel by UncleKoboko: 5:36am On Jan 05, 2022
Righteousness2:
[s]These are of sons and Daughters of Belai in Israel.
The Sons and Daughters of Perdition in Israel.
The Generation of the likes of Jeroboam, Jezebel, Ahab and others who caused the wrath of GOD to Destroy the people

GOD is not a respecter of Persons, these Evil, abominable and Wicked ones will taste the Wrath of GOD.[/s]
Shame on you and your Israel.

Hypocrites

Your own come add idio cy
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Ran Away Because Of My Proposed Family Financial Plan by UncleKoboko: 9:02pm On Jan 03, 2022
[s]
Animegirl:
shocked huh

You don't even know "woman's need", that's why you did that rubbish list. That 80k, isn't enough as a lady talkless of family. Unless you want her to look like an hag, in her husband's house.

Worst, you haven't even settled down yet, you're placing small responsibilities on her head.

If you want something like this, better find another woman who is willing to contribute to the family with higher earnings.
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Shut up with your stupîd entitlement mentality
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Ran Away Because Of My Proposed Family Financial Plan by UncleKoboko: 8:57pm On Jan 03, 2022
[s]
Mariangeles:
On top 80k salary, you want make she dey drop 10k every month for trust account, 20k for joint account, provide "food supplement", make she still choose between NEPA bill, DSTV, or GOTV subscription...on top wetin? undecided
Oga, how much wan remain to take buy clothes, cosmetics and toiletries for herself na (cos e sure me dai say you no fit buy those things for her), not to talk of find her parents something? Unto say she marry you?

Abeg! Carry your wahala go front!
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Mu
Mu
I guess you don't know the meaning of proposal..
Celebrities › Re: I Don Japa — Teni Leaves Rivers State After Attack (Video) by UncleKoboko: 7:18pm On Jan 03, 2022
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Yung duck kor, Merlin ni grin
Celebrities › Re: John Dumelo Celebrates His Wife, Gifty Mawunya's Birthday by UncleKoboko: 5:14pm On Jan 03, 2022
[s]
thatsleepboy1:
[b]Islam ogins/Houris

K44 vs 51 - 54
Kora - 56; 70 - 74
Kora8 vs


Is it true that Islamn the afterlife to the believers of that religion?
Short answer: Yes. Muslims do definitely get at least 2 virgins. But they prl

What do I mean by that? To answer this we have to look at the koran and the Hadith. The Qur’an definitely lim female playmates in Paradise:

Our’ Righteous, they will be in a position of security, @mong gardens and springs; dressed in fine silk and in rich brocade, they will face each other and We shall join them to with beautiful, big, and lustrous eyes.

The Qur’an tells us also that Muslims arriving to Paradise will be married with these newly created beings, whom no man or jinn has opened their hymensourse before:

koran 5line on Carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich brocade: the Fruit of the Gardens will be near (and easy of reach).
Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
In them will be ining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;

and also:

koran 55:70–74—(Companions), good, beautiful;

Then which of the favourill ye deny?

Companions restrained (as to their glances), in (goodly) pavilions; Turs of your Lord will ye deny? Whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;

So, the koran tells us that Muslims definitely get a new virginal wife in Paradise.

[highlight] Allato include an extremely important detail in the Qur’an —the unerring Word of Allah, that has existed since Creation, and is preserved on mighty tablets in Heaven, revealed through the Angel Gabriel to Muhammad, the Seal of the Prophets—regarding these virgins. So I won’t fail to mention it to you folks: We’re not talking abouhm…. beautiful, but don’t have much to offer in the body in the kor@n that we know that we’re talking about some serious hooters here:

kor@n 78:31-ghteous is attainment - Gardens and grapevines- And full-breasted [com

Ibn Kathir, in his exegesis of above verse, went on further to dissect the vocabulary that Allah uses. Just to beLLY on the same page here, folks: Meaning, wide-eyed maidens with fully developed breasts. Ibn `Abbas, Mujahid and others have said, (Kawa`ib) "This means round breasts. They meant by this that thegirls will be fully rounded and not sagging, Tafsir Ibn Kathir - Ese: 33]

So, no saggy breasts. That was a very important detail, that the Creator of the Universe needed to tell us! Also, their virginity is somehow an eternal condition. The exegesis of Qurs us that Allah made them virgins, immaculate—every time their spouses enter them they find them virgins, nor is there any pa
But, what about, if you’re married? No problem: You still get better and improved wives:

Sunan Ibn th 2014—It was narrated from Mu'adh bin Jabal that: the Messenger of Allah said: "No woman annoys her husband but his wife among the Houris of Paradisooy him, may Allah destroy you, for he is just a temporary guest with you and soon he will leave you and join us."'

For Muhammad, his 11 wives were only ‘temporary wives’. If he gets to Paradise, he’ll get new wives from ab
But now, to the question where do we get the number 72 from? Answer: from the following Hadith:

Sunan Ibn Majah Voth 4337—“Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be mo of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the female dwellhem will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.”

You’ll get two hotlrs of hell who are doing their time, servicing Muslims in Paradise.

Huh? Where’s the logic in that?

Well, the Muslim Paradise is depicted mostly pretty similar to e, but on steroids! While on earth you’ll get to have sex with your female captives of war, the Ma Malakat Aymanukum—’those whom ess’ (see Qur’an 33:50 among others), logically sated ones’ in the Akhirah (the afterlife) are those unlucky souls in Hell. It’s just fitting that Allah should find some use for them. Help entertaining Muslims in Paradise is one of their uses.

But here’s the problem though: Unfortunately, this Hadith is only classified as Da’eef—·weak. So, maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. But my money is, that it isl also echoed at other places, like At-Tirmidhi’s (independent) Hadith compilation:

At-Tirmidhi, vol.k Prophet Muhammad said "Every man who enters paradise shaly-two) Houris; no matter at what age he had died, when he is admitted into paradise, he will become a thirty-yiot age any further. A man in paradise shall be given virility equal to that of one hundred men".

But even if it’s not true. Fear not! A Muslim gets at theteed! The following are Hadith which are considered Sahih:

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch nextkg) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the Houris, wh, pure and transparent that the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh."

Don’t believe me that they are Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Numbem

Here’s another one to brighten the day. Whoever had kh his wife’s body odor, fear not! The Houris will smell fabulous!

Narrated Abu ostle said, "The first group (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the moon when it is full. They will not spit or blow their noses or relieve nature. Their utensils will be of gold and their combs of gold and silver; in their centers the aloe wood will be used, and their sweat will smell f them will have two wives; the m@rrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty. They ( i.e. the people of Paradise) will neither have differences nolmselves; their hearts will be as if one heart and they will be glorifying Allah in the morning and in the evening."

Don’t believe me that this one is Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Numbl

A last one. For those Muslims who are upset that their earthly wives tend to spend an eternity on the toilet: Muhammad says: “Don’t worry!” Tllieve themselves, you’ll spend an eternity without ever seeing them go to the toilet!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first groul enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk. The aloes-wood will be used in their centers. Their wives will be houris. All olike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall."[/hi]

It’s Sahih, alright. Taken from: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 55 Had

Conclusions

So, what have we learned today? Yes, if you’re a Muslim and you get e, you definitely get at least two new virginal wives with breasts that don’t sag!

If you believe Ibn Madhi, you get an additional 70 other wives, making the tallves. And you’ll also get eternal erections, so that you can make the best out of your time in th

Addendum

This one’s for mh brothers and sisters, especially the Catholics among you. I just wanted to share this interesting factoid about Muhammad’s ‘virgin’, which Allah promised toe enters Paradise.

Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya—Quoting At-Tabarani al-Muʿjam al-Kabir: ’Abdullah bin Najiyyah narrated to uger, said, “Allah will mt 'Imran, the wife of Pharaoh, as well as the sister of Moses in Paradise."

Yep. That’s right. Allah mmad, that he will marry the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus, when hong others. Hope this will make you think twice doing a joint service with the local Imam at your

[2] This Hadith has been curiously deleted from the English edr’s Qasas al-Anbiya, but can be found in its original Arabic text.
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Who opened your cage?

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This your bipolar sha grin grin
Crime › Re: Lady Sets Her Ex-Boyfriend Ablaze In Abia On His Traditional Marriage Day by UncleKoboko: 12:16pm On Jan 03, 2022
Romanoff:
See ehn, it pays to be a decent human being.

Define relationships from begining, don't double date, keeping who you call wife material somewhere and who you you think should just be a sex mate. Not everyone has the psychological maturity to move on and leave you to God.

Sone get craze and won't even mind losing their own lives just to get back at you.

See these two now, this kind of burns can kill any of them.
Best post so far this year
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani: With Or Without Money, I Will Be Next Governor Of Kaduna by UncleKoboko: 9:00am On Jan 03, 2022
Okay
Celebrities › Re: Teni Was Almost Kidnapped While Performing On Stage In Rivers State: Video by UncleKoboko: 8:57am On Jan 03, 2022
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