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Omakraid:
If my dad were alive and I have enough to give both, I will give my mum far more than my dad because my mum will spend hers on housekeep and feeding while my dad will spend his as father Christmas by giving people who ought to give to him and food items will not smell 1naira from his money

That's your problem

Amotolongbo:
what is in this to learn from your subzero IQ filled with hasty generalisation?

Every man has a choice.
The fact that you don’t like it doesn’t mean another man will not like it.
It is up to a man to decide what he likes or dislikes in a woman.

So eff off

Uncouth
Nasty
Rude
Useless
Senseless
Arrogant
Ill
Mannerless

What a pedigree!

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Iyaebe:
Please send a DM, I'm a marriage counselor and I can counsel you and help the marriage. Price is affordable.I like how your wife went through the window to continue the drama,it's sexy and i can do same.All this little little drama is sweet in a marriage, I can't marry and everywhere will be quiet,no na.I don't support her disrespecting you and even allowing third party to know of the drama,it is bad.But that type of drama that's toxic free is very good and healthy for a marriage.

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You have a very nasty reputation on this forum. No one will take you seriously.

Go fk yourself!

oladiddy:
My wife and I have been married for over 3 years now with a beautiful daughter who is 2years plus but things are falling apart everyday.

Whenever we had arguments she will want to sabotage my job. Couple of months ago, we had an argument and I was to give update to my team via teams meeting (I work from home)..My wife keep raising her voice, I left the living room and went to bedroom lock the door behind to continue with my meeting but surprisingly to me, my wife went through the window and started the drama again.

Just yesterday there was another drama and she picked my phone unknowingly and call my overall boss.

Note: it is from this job am sponsoring her Masters in one of the centers in Uniport and also feeding the family. More than 70% of my monthly earnings goes to her. I am not a social person..I don't drink and either spend lavishly.

My wife is a very proud person and she has this obvious non challant attitude which are all seen by family members. Everybody keep talking about her but she's not changing. Although I have my own differences as well but she believe I can't control her. She's not submissive at all...I can say that over again and again.

Even while she's doing her masters, I was the one taking care of my daughter at home (thanks to covid)..in fact all my team members knows my daughter as my second colleague. I believe we all know how working from home with kids is like.

Please I need your advice. I am already thinking of divorce but the fear of loosing my daughter to her custody is my biggest challenge.

I am loosing my mind.

Please push to FP!

Forget about your daughter for now for your peace of mind. She knows she can use your daughter to manipulate you into not wanting divorce and that's why she's not willing to change.

Your daughter will find you later. Divorce that evil manipulator have your peace

Amotolongbo:
[s][/s]So concerned about my past.
Yet, your future isn’t bright and about shrivelling

Lol
Just as expected...
Did you know that dumb hoes will ALWAYS be dumb hoes?

See person wey know person future

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Amotolongbo:
Fallacy!

What about animals having casual sex, they will now be “downloading” their numerous partners’ problems

Sex is just a biological thing and activity like eating and drinking.
Don’t spiritualise it!

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Or deh
Your past will definitely hunt you.
You will never go scot-free
You will never escape being punished for all your atrocities.

Optimistic4life:
Year 2021 February to be precise, my husband served me a divorce notice. Though I saw it coming as we have been separated for some months.
The case is still in court though.

We are blessed with 3 kids under 10.

Soon the divorce will be finalized and we will both move on.

How easy is it adjusting to a new life as a divorced lady?

I just want to let it out as I have never discussed this with anyone. Just my immediate family members knows about it.

What is life like out there for me?

The shame, mockery, coping with kids alone, moving on etc

Cheating never pays...
Being very vengeful will eventually make you a loser...
Never compete with someone who has more advantage than you...
Count your losses and move on.

Straight to the heart!


Bull's eye

Sons....


X5 more important unless...

nrexzy:
Bros i no dey support group...
I dey talk no b too dey complain er day of same thing.... When u identify problem u find solution...

For our world na debugging em dey call am...
No be to get error begin find who write good or bad code...

Your antecedent is very wrong and biased.
They asked a senile demented old fool why the country has deteriorated since 2015 and all he could say is that we should allow people go back to the farm and you supported him. Does that even make any sense to you?

nrexzy:
Bros our reasoning no fit be same oo...
We. Be brother by country.. As u dey suffer na so i dey suffer too... As u dey do dorime na so i dey do too...
So no allow politicians make us enemies oo...

Don't support evil
Always call a spade a spade

nrexzy:
Loool...
Chai i b ur brother ooo

I can never have a hypocrite as a brother.

nrexzy:
Una dey make noise cos una see food chop baa
If everybody dey do white collar job abeg who go farm
Una dey under estimate d value of farming...

You can never make it in life.

Righteousness2:
[s]These are of sons and Daughters of Belai in Israel.
The Sons and Daughters of Perdition in Israel.
The Generation of the likes of Jeroboam, Jezebel, Ahab and others who caused the wrath of GOD to Destroy the people

GOD is not a respecter of Persons, these Evil, abominable and Wicked ones will taste the Wrath of GOD.[/s]

Shame on you and your Israel.

Hypocrites

Your own come add idio cy

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Animegirl:


You don't even know "woman's need", that's why you did that rubbish list. That 80k, isn't enough as a lady talkless of family. Unless you want her to look like an hag, in her husband's house.

Worst, you haven't even settled down yet, you're placing small responsibilities on her head.

If you want something like this, better find another woman who is willing to contribute to the family with higher earnings.

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Shut up with your stupîd entitlement mentality

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Mariangeles:
On top 80k salary, you want make she dey drop 10k every month for trust account, 20k for joint account, provide "food supplement", make she still choose between NEPA bill, DSTV, or GOTV subscription...on top wetin?
Oga, how much wan remain to take buy clothes, cosmetics and toiletries for herself na (cos e sure me dai say you no fit buy those things for her), not to talk of find her parents something? Unto say she marry you?

Abeg! Carry your wahala go front!

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Mu
Mu
I guess you don't know the meaning of proposal..

Yung duck kor, Merlin ni

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thatsleepboy1:
[b]Islam ogins/Houris

K44 vs 51 - 54
Kora - 56; 70 - 74
Kora8 vs


Is it true that Islamn the afterlife to the believers of that religion?
Short answer: Yes. Muslims do definitely get at least 2 virgins. But they prl

What do I mean by that? To answer this we have to look at the koran and the Hadith. The Qur’an definitely lim female playmates in Paradise:

Our’ Righteous, they will be in a position of security, @mong gardens and springs; dressed in fine silk and in rich brocade, they will face each other and We shall join them to with beautiful, big, and lustrous eyes.

The Qur’an tells us also that Muslims arriving to Paradise will be married with these newly created beings, whom no man or jinn has opened their hymensourse before:

koran 5line on Carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich brocade: the Fruit of the Gardens will be near (and easy of reach).
Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
In them will be ining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;

and also:

koran 55:70–74—(Companions), good, beautiful;

Then which of the favourill ye deny?

Companions restrained (as to their glances), in (goodly) pavilions; Turs of your Lord will ye deny? Whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;

So, the koran tells us that Muslims definitely get a new virginal wife in Paradise.

[highlight] Allato include an extremely important detail in the Qur’an —the unerring Word of Allah, that has existed since Creation, and is preserved on mighty tablets in Heaven, revealed through the Angel Gabriel to Muhammad, the Seal of the Prophets—regarding these virgins. So I won’t fail to mention it to you folks: We’re not talking abouhm…. beautiful, but don’t have much to offer in the body in the kor@n that we know that we’re talking about some serious hooters here:

kor@n 78:31-ghteous is attainment - Gardens and grapevines- And full-breasted [com

Ibn Kathir, in his exegesis of above verse, went on further to dissect the vocabulary that Allah uses. Just to beLLY on the same page here, folks: Meaning, wide-eyed maidens with fully developed breasts. Ibn `Abbas, Mujahid and others have said, (Kawa`ib) "This means round breasts. They meant by this that thegirls will be fully rounded and not sagging, Tafsir Ibn Kathir - Ese: 33]

So, no saggy breasts. That was a very important detail, that the Creator of the Universe needed to tell us! Also, their virginity is somehow an eternal condition. The exegesis of Qurs us that Allah made them virgins, immaculate—every time their spouses enter them they find them virgins, nor is there any pa
But, what about, if you’re married? No problem: You still get better and improved wives:

Sunan Ibn th 2014—It was narrated from Mu'adh bin Jabal that: the Messenger of Allah said: "No woman annoys her husband but his wife among the Houris of Paradisooy him, may Allah destroy you, for he is just a temporary guest with you and soon he will leave you and join us."'

For Muhammad, his 11 wives were only ‘temporary wives’. If he gets to Paradise, he’ll get new wives from ab
But now, to the question where do we get the number 72 from? Answer: from the following Hadith:

Sunan Ibn Majah Voth 4337—“Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be mo of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the female dwellhem will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.”

You’ll get two hotlrs of hell who are doing their time, servicing Muslims in Paradise.

Huh? Where’s the logic in that?

Well, the Muslim Paradise is depicted mostly pretty similar to e, but on steroids! While on earth you’ll get to have sex with your female captives of war, the Ma Malakat Aymanukum—’those whom ess’ (see Qur’an 33:50 among others), logically sated ones’ in the Akhirah (the afterlife) are those unlucky souls in Hell. It’s just fitting that Allah should find some use for them. Help entertaining Muslims in Paradise is one of their uses.

But here’s the problem though: Unfortunately, this Hadith is only classified as Da’eef—·weak. So, maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. But my money is, that it isl also echoed at other places, like At-Tirmidhi’s (independent) Hadith compilation:

At-Tirmidhi, vol.k Prophet Muhammad said "Every man who enters paradise shaly-two) Houris; no matter at what age he had died, when he is admitted into paradise, he will become a thirty-yiot age any further. A man in paradise shall be given virility equal to that of one hundred men".

But even if it’s not true. Fear not! A Muslim gets at theteed! The following are Hadith which are considered Sahih:

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch nextkg) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the Houris, wh, pure and transparent that the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh."

Don’t believe me that they are Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Numbem

Here’s another one to brighten the day. Whoever had kh his wife’s body odor, fear not! The Houris will smell fabulous!

Narrated Abu ostle said, "The first group (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the moon when it is full. They will not spit or blow their noses or relieve nature. Their utensils will be of gold and their combs of gold and silver; in their centers the aloe wood will be used, and their sweat will smell f them will have two wives; the m@rrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty. They ( i.e. the people of Paradise) will neither have differences nolmselves; their hearts will be as if one heart and they will be glorifying Allah in the morning and in the evening."

Don’t believe me that this one is Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Numbl

A last one. For those Muslims who are upset that their earthly wives tend to spend an eternity on the toilet: Muhammad says: “Don’t worry!” Tllieve themselves, you’ll spend an eternity without ever seeing them go to the toilet!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first groul enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk. The aloes-wood will be used in their centers. Their wives will be houris. All olike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall."[/hi]

It’s Sahih, alright. Taken from: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 55 Had

Conclusions

So, what have we learned today? Yes, if you’re a Muslim and you get e, you definitely get at least two new virginal wives with breasts that don’t sag!

If you believe Ibn Madhi, you get an additional 70 other wives, making the tallves. And you’ll also get eternal erections, so that you can make the best out of your time in th

Addendum

This one’s for mh brothers and sisters, especially the Catholics among you. I just wanted to share this interesting factoid about Muhammad’s ‘virgin’, which Allah promised toe enters Paradise.

Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya—Quoting At-Tabarani al-Muʿjam al-Kabir: ’Abdullah bin Najiyyah narrated to uger, said, “Allah will mt 'Imran, the wife of Pharaoh, as well as the sister of Moses in Paradise."

Yep. That’s right. Allah mmad, that he will marry the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus, when hong others. Hope this will make you think twice doing a joint service with the local Imam at your

[2] This Hadith has been curiously deleted from the English edr’s Qasas al-Anbiya, but can be found in its original Arabic text.

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Who opened your cage?



This your bipolar sha

Romanoff:
See ehn, it pays to be a decent human being.

Define relationships from begining, don't double date, keeping who you call wife material somewhere and who you you think should just be a sex mate. Not everyone has the psychological maturity to move on and leave you to God.

Sone get craze and won't even mind losing their own lives just to get back at you.

See these two now, this kind of burns can kill any of them.

Best post so far this year

Okay

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SocialJustice:
I don't understand how Islam and Yoruba culture got intertwined. Islam no fit yoruba people at all. Stick to African traditional religion, the religion of Oduduwa.

You can not be the custodian of religion and culture of the yoruba people and be practising the religion of Arabs or Caucasians.

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Mu
Mu

Fûck your opinion and fùck
You
Too

vastolord4:
Keep up with the good more.. marry more women and keep creating generational enemies within your family

Shut up
Did any of his family member complained to you?

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OfficialAwol:
Check well, you would realize that the man's probable crime is being a 'no nonsense' man.

Won't allow them come to work late.

Won't allow them embezzle money.

And other wuruwuru.

Nigerians don't like good people.

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Mu
Mu

Was that what you read on the placards?

My Igbo brother no longer believe in this evil awùsá FOOL ani gomnet

We are tired of ONE-NIGERIA

The union is PARASITIC and mostly favours the
Awùsá fool ani



NONSENSE and obi!

At least,
1 bitcoin
10 Ethereum
30 solana
10000 cardano
1000 polkadot
1000 decentraland
1000 sandbox
1000000 shiba inu
100000 dogecoin
5000 USDT
15000000 eNaira

THAT'S ALL

This is a generation of OLOSHOS, dogs and savages.


The sins and crimes this generation commits is despicable!

Wow
Beautiful story