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Lol, don't meet the defensive side of me sha and no, I am.super careful, look at my hair, don't touch!!! And most people say I have this 'don't you dare approach me look'. What am I trying to say? Bro, some ladies are really tough, some might even ask you if that's your best pick up line, hiss and walk away. Prey not to meet the ones that will just slap you bro.

philip0906:
lol

Humour me please, what's funny?

I don't know about this topic but what I do know is that you'll never regret this action if done properly and acquired and given all documents necessary. My uncle ensured he bought at least a plot of land for all his kids (they're in numbrr), his kids are all grown up and have started building their houses.
Depending on your location, I'd also advise you buy land for them (if your initial plan's to acquire already constructed houses), go to places you know will be developed in 5-20 years and buy as many as possible (there are land in rural areas that cost about 200-500/acre and land in suburbs that are also very cheap ). Keep buying for them and you'll be glad you did, ensure you get a good lawyer and like I always do, ensure you record the whole conversation that ensues between you and the dealer, mention their names, get them to talk about everything, let your lawyer be present if possible stylishly video them self because people can be funny o (it's like someone who borrowed 50k from me, forgot and would have denied it if I hadn't shown him the debit alert in my mail). This is an awesome decision you've made bro. All the best.

chukwugoziegi:
This also happens to everyone.

No, this doesn't happen to everyone.

spyglaxx:
Its pure spiritual oppression . While i was still experiencing it i decided to test if it is a being beside it or just normal biological experience. One day when i wanted to sleep i put an object on my neck and covered it with cloth. Later i fell into a semi conscious state and felt somebody using leg to check out what was on my neck.

Now this is super scary! I would have frozen to death!

TheSourcerer:
lol I love hell tripping.

On seeing this comment,I immediately knew it was you, I checked and for reals it was you lol. I always know your comments even before checking the name.

That'd depend on your location bro.

skimena:
babe take it easy and calm down. d reason y she said no is because she has not done it before and she's scared. be that as it may we are still best of friends. sex or no sex. we still communicate well. so there's no big deal ok? just calm down because I can see u are really angry. lol

Lol, yes bro, I do not insult people but I got mad when you insulted her, you make it sound like she's a fool for refusing to accept the money, you needn't have said that for reals. Don't put pressure on her please, she'll have sex when she's ready.

skimena:
There's this young beautiful girl that is my friend. she's just 19. she's indeed an epitome of black beauty. we are very close. there's nothing about myself I don't tell her. infact we confide in each other. but I like that thing that's under her legs. I just want to have a bite of it and she's aware I'm in a relationship. I've used all my antics such as buying her things but it's not just working out. so I told her to name her prize but she didn't say anything so I offered to give her #1 million either in cash or by cheque just to enter that punana island. She said no that she's not ready to start having sex now. I think she's not wise.

You think she's not wise because she refused to have sex with you? Wow! This is just dumb for real, what makes you think every lady out there is a slut? I had a 'friend' I met here on nairaland, he offered me money to sex chat him but I refused and he blocked me, look, not every lady is a cheapskate, some of us value and respect ourselves, some of us would rather work for our money the legit way bro. You are just a sulky man who feels entitled. Keep your balls and dick where they belong and if you really need to put that thing of yours somewhere then go stick it in your wife's pussy! I'm really pissed you'd insult a lady for valuing herself, if a lady wishes to have sex with you then she would, you don't have to make her look like she's a bitch bro. Na your type dey make ladies look like say dem be oloshos, you sleep with them,offer them money and still insult them.

eazzzy1:
Are you a Nigerian? do you have friends and family in diaspora or home who are doing well for themselves but will ignore your request to send money all the time? before you call them stingy or wicked, here are some of the reasons why rich friends do not give out money;

1. They don't have enough: Enough is subjective, someone can earn as much as $100,000/annum but feel he's not earning enough, some people have these dreams of being wealthy and that salary isn't sufficient to get them there. So you have a friend/relative who works in a big firm abroad, you think he's rich, he thinks he isn't earning enough. Even millionaires have needs too.

2. You are not the only one making financial demands: You think you are his best friend because you went to secondary school together and were seat mate or bunk mates in the hostel so automatically he should be predisposed to meeting your needs, well there are primary school best friends, university best friends, first love, NYSC best friends, Neighbours, uncles, aunties, brothers etc who think their request should be met too. It is impossible to meet all these needs.

3. Making financial demand is never a one time thing: I had this habit of giving money to people who ask for financial favors the first time. I thought since they never asked for such before, they must really be in need. I soon found out that after that first time they run to me whenever they need money again, sometimes they space out the request like two months, some every month etc. I then realize that the $100, $200 i send them is never going to be sufficient, they will always come back for more. So i joined the God will provide gang.

4. Yahoo boys : Not every fraudster hacks into companies accounts, or forge the accountants signature, or even find lonely older women/men to scam. Some yahoo boys have resorted to begging, they send you message of how their dad is dying in the hospital, how their sister got arrested for a crime she didn't commit and they need a lawyer bla bla, they call these lies format and once you send them money they pop champagne and call you client.

5. General realization : One day i was going through my bank statement and i noticed i gave out about $500 monthly to family and friends. The same me who will walk into H & M, see a shirt of $40 and think it's too costly. I either buy it grudgingly or wait till it's on sale to buy. I realized i wasn't taking care of myself enough. Most people will come to this realization at a point in their lives.

This thread isn't limited to just people abroad, it include people who work and earn who are home based too. How do you cope with demands?Diasporans what made you rethink your generousity?

Feel free to add yours.

Well, I believe everyone has got their own problems no matter how rich they are so I tend to avoid asking for money. We should all just not live above our means and cut our coat according to our cloth, set our priorities right and stop expecting people to fend for us. Of course if and when we have more than enough then we can spare. I'm here in Nigeria, don't make much but what I do is once I get paid, I save a great part of my money, buy foodstuff, set aside some money for miscellaneous and give a little part to those I feel might need (I do these to avoid being a liability to those in Nigeria and outside the country.)
Furthermore, truth is you can never please people, hence, we must learn to say NO to certain requests sometimes and explain subtly why we cannot give that certain time.
Lastly, I just think no matter how little one makes one should learn to save and invest, although life isn't always guaranteed, setting one's priorities right, saving and investing can help one retire from 9-5 jobs very early as well as help one avoid taxing people upandan.

Pearlla:
No one.
they are just two f**ls standing, they've accipted that faith.

You really had to say this?

Davash222:
Are there no medical practitioners in the North? Are they restricted from practising in US? Or is it Haram to practise in US Asking for my neighbor, sha.

Dude, they're Nigerians and that's what's up, pass the message to your neighbour sir.

Nawao, na wetin dey disturb you and your gf be this? Don't you have other things that are way important. You both should stop acting like you've got chicken brain abeg.

Lekan239:
I'm not an introvert, but I don't keep friends,. I can stay indoors for a Month if I have the required resources to.


Is it possible for someone to be an extrovert and introvert

Yes, an ambivert, that's what I am but one is always higher than the other and in my case, I am more of an introvert.

TheSourcerer:
I love dwarf porn
and scat
Animal Porn too is not bad

Societal Addictions
I do hoes
I party
I stay out late
I usually don't give a flying spaggetti Bleep
I'm Atheist
I smoke weed
I did drugs (Meth , Crack, Amphethamines, Tramadol(OD twice ) , Aderal.Morphine, Pentatozine , Artane , Rophynol, benzodiazepines, Benhexol, Codeine , Estacy, Ambien , benedrl , Honestly cant remember the rest
My life was pereety bleeped up when I was younger in law school

Wondafu!

I really do root for the South African lady, she's so beautiful and has got a captivating smile .

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
isoright
Bros i don try
Since way that guy take mention me for this thread abi na topic na im i dey try seek knowledge on the name of this animal
I don tire

The thing resembles opossum
He also resemble bandicoot
He also resemble shrew
Wait o the thing also resemble kusimanse

Lol, I really do love to read your comments, you've got this great sense of humour and you get sense also .

Nltaliban:
Check out drone pictures of the university of Ibadan, the First and the best.

Important to note that the university of Ibadan; founded 1948 leads not only in age but also academically. The great citadel was the only Nigerian university rated as of the world's first 300 by Times Higher Education in 2020

My alma mater

Nice. Jesus loves us all.

Lol, I played and loved this!

DMerciful:
Who sang the song?

Jhene Aiko.

TheSourcerer:
wow

That was too loud

TheSourcerer:
According to The Atlantic, mainstream media gave Holtzclaw's trial for serial sexual attacks and rapes "relatively little" attention, although Black Lives Matter activists raised the matter in social media and helped bring attention to the ongoing judicial process.[50] The Guardian reported that local activists were surprised that advocates from national women's groups, who had attended rape trials in the past, were absent from the courtroom at the start of the trial.[1] Racial justice activists who had been very vocal about recent police-involved shootings were also accused of being largely absent from involvement in the Holtzclaw case.[1]

In the absence of national attention, two Oklahoma City women, Grace Franklin and Candace Liger, formed the group OKC Artists For Justice to bring attention to the case. They said that they began to organize when Holtzclaw's bail was reduced from $5 million to $500,000 because it was so "insulting and infuriating", that they "wanted to stand up and say 'No. This is not OK. You cannot let a man who attacked and raped 13 women, per the charges, go home and have Christmas dinner with his family while those women are still in fear.'"[51] Franklin said that they reached out to many national groups but received little response. She said, "It kind of fuels the feeling of separation between black so-called feminists and white feminists. Why aren't there more women out here of all shades, of all backgrounds for these women? Why are we doing this alone?"[7]

An article in Cosmopolitan noted that the media consistently ignores the violence perpetrated against black women and girls as compared to the coverage given to white women and girls. The article concluded:

Mainstream media failed these women. The lack of coverage thwarted a national conversation about sexual violence as a distinct form of police brutality. The stories of these women need to serve as an important intervention in conversations about anti-black state violence, rape culture, and the vulnerability of sex workers, ex-offenders, and current and recovering drug addicts to state and state-sanctioned violence. This verdict and Holtzclaw's forthcoming sentencing are entry points for a more thoughtful, humane, and transformative national dialogue about police brutality and sexual violence. With or without mainstream media coverage, we need to continue talking about this trial and everything it represents.[52]

Holtzclaw's case was part of an Associated Press report in a yearlong examination of sexual assaults by police. The report found that approximately 1,000 police officers lost their licenses for sex crimes during a six-year period. Reporting in the case indicates that this may be an undercount due to inconsistencies in how different jurisdictions deal with and report problem officers.[53]

In February 2016, website SB Nation published a lengthy profile of Holtzclaw that focused on his college football career. The piece was immediately criticized as being apologetic and sympathetic to Holtzclaw; it was pulled within hours of publication. SB Nation subsequently suspended and later permanently shut down its long-form journalism program and cut ties with the freelance author responsible.

Columnist Michelle Malkin has written about the case, and has repeatedly argued that she believes Holtzclaw is innocent, saying that the forensic evidence backs his version of events, not the accuser's versions, and also that the investigators chose not to perform several tests she characterized as routine

Well, he's sure going to get enough sex in Jail!

This is insane! Is raping AA women a fetish to some?

TheSourcerer - Try by Pink!

TheSourcerer:
Blue dream- UndauntedYOCA

Aaaawwwnnn, thanks D . I really love the song, I didn't even know it till you asked me to download it, it's piercing!

Rawhumper:
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Easy lady but he has good intentions.


He wouldn't have posted it here if he had ill intentions.


I just hope they are safe and its just dick they are collecting










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Her number is switched off.
If you've got her name and surname then one can try searching on FB to contact her family/friends but then na you go land for wahala if they aren't found because you'd be called a kidnapper.

Lol, I was just trying to help out. I didn't accuse him of anything. Please read it again. I didn't mean any harm.

Criminals are often intelligent people with twisted minds and emotions.

denzeljonah:
Hey folks, I am looking for inspiration about the best weight loss products I could review on this site here Supplemo, I want to expose every weight loss pill out there.

Feel free to give me your ideas if you care. Thanks again!

I don't know of any product but I know some DIYs that work. Do you write for them?
Oh, there's this one that I guess isn't sold in Nigeria.

Well, I don't have their numbers but if you'd be needing pure honey straight from the farm, well milled and clean (stone free) local rice, melon, crayfish (bags) and other cereals then do let me know. . Good luck in your new business ma'am/ sir and oh, I have natural kanyamata for sale . Boost your sex life ma'am/sir.