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Atikuorbuhari:
Due to the lockdown following the outbreak of the Pandemic COVID-19, a bride had earlier postponed their wedding which was supposed to hold the period the lockdown was scheduled.

But an unfortunate incident happened as her groom to be gets his ex girlfriend pregnant this lockdown period.

The police executive, Yomi Shogunle who narrated this said that the wedding was supposed to hold during the lockdown, but the bride's family who wanted an elaborate wedding insisted that the wedding should be postponed.

The groom's ex who came for a visit got stuck at his house as she could not move back to where she stays due to the interstate movement restrictions.

"A wedding slated for Week-2 of #CoronaVirus lockdown. Due to new bylaws, groom’s family suggested a quiet solemnization (10 people) & big party later but bride’s family opted for indefinite postponement. Groom’s request for bride to move in wit him till new date was rejected."

"The waiting groom & Ex connected, she came on a visit,couldn’t return to her base cos of inter-state lockdown. They stayed together all through the stay-at-home orders."

"Ex is now pregnant, their parents saying no abortion. Bride in waiting now hospitalized for shoc"

The bride to be is said to be hospitalised at the moment on hearing this tragic news.

SEE REACTIONS: http://www.musictori.com/2020/05/man-mistakenly-impregnates-ex-during.html

sheggsliveth:
on my way coming home yesterday at Lafenwa bus stop, met two girls at the bustop who couldn't afford bus to toll gate...I have to talk with my colleague to share their money since I don't have enough of cash...when we in the bus is when I discovered that they never been to sango before.i asked for their number incase and they gave it to me.
One Mr Daniel that they we to meet at sango switched off his phone, I dropped at toll gate and I later called them to know if Mr Daniel have picked the call..to my surprise he never picked and they were stranded at the bus stop,...I called to ask where they really are but they mentioned one street...when I later called around past 10 they said they found someone who will accommodate them and I asked if is she or he but they said he...tried their number at past 12 still ringing, but when I try their number now it's switched off since 5am till now.
should I drop the number here...
but how could you leave as far as Ibadan to sango without knowing the person you are coming to meet,when asked if they have met Mr Daniel before they said NO, I feels like slapping them...God knows have done my part.
Her number +two3four 806 257 678six

benueman1:
let try and go marry my own wife....

SUPERPACK:
And how much did the 2 minutes add to your bank account?

Lifedonor:
Pls refer to my thread about my girlfriend cheating on me even in the church

https://www.nairaland.com/5880851/girlfriend-just-confessed-she-fornicated

Finally last night she called me and was still pleading so I went to her place.

The door was open and I walked in only to see her crying so badly.
I talked to her and avdised her this talk went on for almost 4hrs.

I finally forgave her and decided to take her in again. But on the condition that she leaves the church. Its a redeemed church and its just here i n our area. I told her to join me at my branch (same redeemed) or she should choose any other church and that I was going to follow her.

To my shock she agreed to change she promised nothing of such can happen again and that she still loves me but can't change her church. She still wants to remain there and work out her salvation... I told her if that is the case then the relationship can't continue and that I was going to leave And then block her from my WhatsApp. She agreed and I left then I blocked her.

It Hurst still but I would remain like this

Modified*****

She finally came to my place this morning. Though I did the calling.
She has agreed to change the church and attend mine.
I must say that I wasn't regular with my attendance in church. She also pointed that I have to be steady with going to church too.

Conclusively we are back and better ..
Everyone should know that it takes God to have a peaceful and fulfilling relationship.
I may sound weak but hey! I know why I had to go through this to get her back.
I have equally cheated to the point she caught me pants down. and I really haven't been paying attention.

Guys the alpha male should a time to reflect too. Its saves a lot.

TheSourcerer:
There is first branch they call Sailors- (Pirates , Buccaneers and Vikings )
Then we have the landwalkers
AxeMen, Klansmen
Air Flyers .Eiye and Apaches (two two)
Shadowmen - Mafians , Maphites

Theses two are as well confused as the other fraternities , I mean how do you join klansmen. ? They were responsible for the lynching of millions of blacks in very bad way , even today they are what we call racsist Americans , they were white hoods and hold touches , they will literally lynch you for just been black , Now you join them?
Alright so the Klansmen wear White and little of black , but their main color is white , the believe in the God Ogar (literally a mad god 'literily dirty pig God) , only if they researched
The Klansmen men are known as , K-men , Abor , they have street branches Debam and Dewell (these street urchins still fight amongst themselves)

TheSourcerer:
To be honest all frats are equally dumb , it's only the crazy ones that's start shit , most of them are actually just near good boys trying to know what to make out of life . If your Frat is not mentioned it means you should just quit now since you're not been paid but you pay the ship instead , I am or used to be Executioner Emmiritus Carribean marine patrol ,(Vikings), most jews know as Capones , (that happens to be or pirates number 1 ) Vikings and prirates are cousins (because they both sail and wear the colour red and black ) another cousins of the two 'sailors' are the Buccaneers (Aloras) , they don't fight but the two later frats don't like them much because they believe they as just fine boys and don't follow the way of true sailors (Vikings and Pirates) , they all still Anchor when they see each other to promote peace .
I'll be updating soon , .. and cultist hardly ever graduate vor ever get good grades trust me I've dropped out once in law school and in two other universities so I know ,

samuellin75:
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AudioNews:
Hahahaha see dem,
I my name is already Shortlisted into SSC Recruitment Next year, de connections is already on ground wit Money, had already meet our Governor,
Haters drink Sniper

AudioNews:
I now hav de Money nd de Connections from our state Governor, so better start crying nw,
My name is already der waiting 2 be shortlisted when de time comes, i will show u pictures soon

One4me:
Imagine if his type (AudioNews) is recruited into the Army and one day becomes the COAS!
Imagine the level of ethnic hatred he will visit on the "Ewedu and Amala " Soldiers under him?
Some people will not make it in life and will not achieve their hearts desire because God knows the Evil in their heart.

A Child that says when he grows up, he will be eating the "Head of Doves", ...the 'Head of Doves" will never allow him to grow past birth (before they snuff him out).

Herodutus:
Please guys and ladies, this is not just another how to stop watching porn kind of thread. there is this experience i have been having over time now. Most times when am watching ponography, i often feel a sharp cut on my skin, as though a person use a blade to cut me. When the cutting happens, i will feel the sharp pain and when i look, the lines will be fresh and redish.
At times, i can feel this cut at 3 different locations at a time. This has happened consistently now. Has anyone ever experienced this before while watching porn?
I think that their are certain spirits that are behind these porn movies. And each time we watch it, we open up our souls to these foul spirits to manipulate us at will.
This happens to me only when am watching porn, and when i look at the location where the sharp pain is coming from, the scar will still be as fresh as...cant explain it.
I need your views on this plz

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Kingscee:
Guy please which ethnic Ewedu and amara dey represent? Just asking

Joshforeal:
Babe since you said we should not pm you for love talk. What is an aphrodisiac?

Karleb:


You people will not kill me.

The succubus who is a nympho also has anger issues?

TheSourcerer:
no way lol tramumatized a nigga on his first blo.wjob and anal you get the picture now of my Aunt, my cockk was apparently too tiny for missionary so yeah I was ass raped, or something like that

Funkyswagzz:
Well she prefers to take alcohol and I bought that for her. She told it helps to turn her on

Funkyswagzz:
She did but it didn't work. Someone that easily gets wet. The stuff really bothered me cos I tut maybe the fault is from me

CodeTemplar:
This is a true religion. Everything goes through God and not some religion with a supreme council under another allegedly supreme god.

daben1:
you can imagine the excuse/reason o... People Wey get big head no Dey get anything inside, and my head too is big o

Joshforeal:
I want you