FuckAllTheMODs:


Bro, they don't go out for that anymore.

Those guys(bankers) are fvcking lazy, except when they looking for customers or visiting a major customers.

it is outsourced by banks. However, the Nigerian in us has made it such that even the job the vendors get paid for, they don't do them anymore. Some will just call and ask you to confirm address and call it verified

DoggoneDogg:
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Does the branch manager or MD provide a detailed description of his own address??

yes they do?

DoggoneDogg:





Except he is applying for a loan, a bank has no business knowing the colour of your gate or doing house verification.

Your hard-earned money is with them so if anything, it is the customer that should be asking for their MD's exact house address incase they run away with his money.

Nonsense.

wrong. If a bank account is flagged for fraudulent activities, regulatory bodies will demand all these info and if the banks can't produce them, they will be culpable

ramaju:
It is part of Know Your Customer (KYC). This verification is done on every new account to establish the intention and location of the owner of the account in case there need for visitation. Again the banker is gonna write visitation report of the customer. The color of the building, the gate and all those details are for visitation report because the banker is so lazy to go and see things by himself.

lol bankers are too lazy? Anyways, the description you give is so that the contractor tasked with Identifying your house is able to locate it, and is also able to verify that you stay there. It is a regulatory requirement and banks don't joke with regulators

adioolayi:
“The NNPC immediately moved in by engaging Gaslink Ltd, its franchise partner operating the pipeline, mobilised to the location, cordoned off the area and successfully isolated the gas pipeline at Oba Akran Valve pit. ”


With all the millions you guys are collecting in salaries....you still don't have a team to manage your lines...so so contractors and subcontractors

Why will you keep a team to manage an event that is not expected to happen frequently? Most times it is better to have others maintain your facilities. There are certain competencies required for some jobs that it is not worth the hassle to develop in-house

SEGLIZ:
this guys ain't the criminals but the government.

the wrong thing here is they pirating other brands.

in saner climes the thought would be 'what can this guy's contribute to the economy?'

I sometimes look at government demolishing seized facilities, rather than convert them to public use. with our housing deficit our government would seize residential buildings the next move is roll in bulldozers and excavators to bring it down.

penalize this guy's for piracy and illegal production, put them back in business legally, put them through your quality control check at the end create employment for a few.

this guys are better of fraudsters even our thieving polithiefcians.

I am trying to remain civil after reading your post because what you wrote is utter rubbish. These guys are worst than ritualists that kill one or two people a month. These are mass murderers and the same treatment meted out to ritualists should be applied to them times ten.

In saner climes, this is life. In much saner climes death by drinking all their drinks

Me23:
Hello my Nairalanders,

I will go straight to the point and won't waste your time. I just recently got married let say 3weeks now, my wife was a virgin when I met her and we didn't have sex not until our wedding night. On the wedding night, I couldn't penetrate in as it was difficult for both of us because she always feels serious pain anytime I tried to enter. Finally I was able to enter on the third day, even at that it was just the small part of penise that was able to enter but mehn she scream so loud but sha I could confirm the blood.

After that we've had series of love making and I always go slow as I know that's her first time, but anytime am about to go in, she always feel pain both during and after sex. Sometimes the pain will reduce and while atimes the pain will be so much that I will have to stop the love making as I couldn't take it while seeing her in pain, she would want me to continue because she wants to satisfy me and because I could wait all this while without having sex.

Before our wedding, we decided to do some check up for any kind of infection so as not to take any chances for anything that would ruin our sexual life, and we were treated accordingly. After this experience of pain, we had to surf the net to know what could cause the pain, and some of the results and things that could lead to can be pain during sex are: genitals wart, lesion, blisters around the genitals, scratching and having burning sensation around the genitals etc I checked her vagina to see if there's such I didn't find any and she also claims she doesn't scratch or experience any burning sensation.

Pls to all the doctors in the house and to those that have had such experience pls help this guy and his wife. I was on celibacy for two years o and now that I'm ready to enjoy sex now this one come dey show up.

do you use lube? Also try to do a lot of pre-intimacy to help her relax better.....she could also use intimacy gadgets for controlled practice

Righteousness2:


Take some time today and read Matthew 24 and see Clearly that Scriptures are Fulfilled right before us.

The Coming of JESUS Christ is just a breath away. Make your way right with GOD to avoid Lamentations and Pains.

All these things have been happening since.... Social media and ease of communication is bringing it to the fore

Missyajoke:
I don't think Nigeria has ever had a female Governor she can be the first woman

are you looking for competent people or what?

God1000:

Any guy that doesn't care about rectitude and established norms, guys that engage in anti social behaviour

established norms is subjective I believe. And most times, it is as a result of religious beliefs.

God1000:
I've been pondering on this for some time now, do we live in a morally bankrupt society where good values are not considered anymore before dating or marrying someone because there's so much weird behaviour and news nowadays, there's another trend of females going after the toffs and socialites, mostly the harpy and snobs! how about marrying someone you know that has a bright future, I'm not trying to stereotype or profile the entire female gender, we still have a handful of good ones, but the preponderance/vast majority of delusional and misquided ones prefer bad boys for the reasons known to them alone.
Back in school I had a guy that dated countless ladies due to his ruggedness while I struggled to even date one, some ladies don't like calm and gentle guys which is an aberration and anomaly to me.
If good virtues are no longer a consideration, then that explains why we have too many unholesome unions these days and I fear for the future of this country.
So as a lady what are the qualities you look out for in a man? Intelligent and calm guys or cult boys?

The invasion of western civilization into our culture is another problem

Lastly I understand the fact that we all cannot be the same, or behave in a particular way, life is about choices, we all have our preferences regardless of compatibility, but I will also advise young people to be circumspect to avoid sad stories, don't get yourself into an entanglement that will mar your life, be painstaking and wise, there's no need getting into a relationship with someone you're poles apart.

Wishing you a blissful and fabulous Sunday.

first start with what is your definition of a bad guy? You can't say because you are a "good guy", ladies should gravitate towards you. Do you spend, are you social, can you hold a condo, are you good in bed, do you live for the moment and are you fun to be with? Everybody wants to enjoy their youth, most who don't end up having midlife crisis.

Besides "bad girls" love "good guys"

Administration1:
Playing politics with Development as usual. I pity some Stupids fellows who will chose to elect Tinubu over a a more youthful person. I still say it any youth that will stand either in front of me or someone I know and talk about Tinubu becoming President come 2023 will be stoned by stone garri I have been making since last week

I am not holding brief for Tinubu, but believing that voting a youth will solve our problems is a big fallacy. Vote the most competent person. The youths we have today grew up knowing nothing but corruption. I don't see them doing anything different at least not the ones with the Financial might or backing to enter a presidential race.

While it is true that there is a skew in allocation based on the resources of the region, but can we stop blaming others for our problems

The allocation to Niger Delta states is not even being used for the people.

Feels like a one sided story

othermen:
Many great players at their prime can’t even compare to Ronaldo at 36.

Klopp said Ronaldo is better in everything except with the left foot.

I think he meant Salah's left foot is beter than all Ronaldo has

Triangles1:
Yes of course, with all the jazz, charm, juju voodoo, the white still colonized and explore.

A man is made of what he thinks and believes in.

with all the Bible and Qur'an, your president is your president

MangekyoAlt:
I want to know if it is safe to delete Google play services. The app keeps running in my background and using 40% of my ram.
I can't optimize or force stop it because apparently infinix made it untouchable

I've used Adb command to uninstall phone master, YouTube go, as well as other useless & pathetic follow-come apps

The reason why I haven't done the same with Google play services is because some claim all Google apps are linked to it. Will Google Chrome, playstore, Gmail and other relevant Google apps work without it?

Tnx in advance

get a better phone

Kingcalls:


Mou grew in ranks...he took Porto to CL glory, besides he learnt coachingskills under the late Bobby Robson.. pep and zidane learnt thru Rijkaard and Ancelotti respectively...they both progressed ... who did ole learn under??

Ole learnt under the greater Sir Alex Ferguson

Someone is advertising his skills, you guys are saying small child in adult body. Do you know how many women would have reached out to him now to book dick appointment?

Kingcalls:
Man u hv a fantastic squad , but a bad coach... giving an inexperienced rookie thats not a dominating driver a ferrari to drive to win u a race is total crap... take this same ole to Liverpool, City or Chelsea and these teams will start to struggle... look at pep, tuchel and klopp on the bench... do u see how aggressive they are towards the game play, the players, the officials... this ole just sits and smiles ....even as a player bk then , he was just a quiet sub player that never complained about being constant on the bench despite raking in goals whenever he was subbed in ... he never challenged wanting to b a starter ....he was satisfied coming from the bench....

pep was a rookie, same with Mou

unbitchable:
The only change is to bench the old fraud and allow Cavani start. ManUtd did 29 unbeaten streak, the old fraud came and ended it.

lol....they don't know yet

teekitiara:
https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11667/12435749/paul-pogba-says-manchester-united-need-to-change-something-after-losing-at-leicester-in-premier-league

Pogba should call CR7 and stop disguising. Which one is something must change, when we know the only thing that changed between last season and this season.

elpochas:
Based on current form Salah is the best player in the World right now.He has been freaking consitent since he came to Liverpool.He scores against both the big and small teams.

current form?

Explain

Lewandowski has 13 goals in 10 matches
Haaland has 13 in 9 matches
Salah has 10 in 10 matches

BeeBeeOoh:



The internet connection of his village people is very strong

his Bluetooth dewise is connected a successfully

Kingcalls:
He wants to shift attention from Jorginho to mount , so that he will hv a better chance... messi and his fans only now depend on awards based on votes to claim greatest...but we know the greatest of the greats did win major titles like champions league mostly and did extremely well at world cups... some journalist even voted morata as the best, while another voted kessi as the best...really dumb way this award goes these days... balon dor should be won by a player that was most outstanding especially in crucial games and it leading his team to major trophies ... ur league title, world cup, champions league or the Euros.... if the world don't recognise winners of Afcon or Asian Cup or concacaf as legible candidate for balon dor , then copa should as well not be recognised cos they are all the same...only Euros measures up with the world cup and thats y the world cup has produced only European teams as winners in the last 4 editions...infact the world cup is now turning to the Euros...

Maradona didn't win champions league, Neither did Pele.....And they are the only ones in contention of Greatest ever with Messi

mcdon024:
For no reason El-Rufai decided to bring down people's houses...

So 10-15 trucks of fully armed soldiers where gathered in a small area of Graceland Zaria Kaduna state to supervise the bringing down of homes that is largely full of retired FG staffs who have laboured for 30-35 years in sweat and many have not even been given up to 4% of their retirement benefits since they left service…

Yet, 2 trucks of same armed uniform men can NEVER be sent to the southern part of the State to protect lives!!!

Graceland is a place made up of 80% Christians of which most of them are retired civil servants.

Elrufai decided to bring down those houses with a very short notice period.

Abdulrasheed Abdullahi Elsa posted:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3098401183766628&id=100007903305384

It is annoying the way some people try to whip up sentiments. What benefit is it in telling us that 80% of the occupants are christians? Would it have made you feel better if the houses belonged to muslims?

Address issues and stop bringing religion or tribe into it.

Now why did the Governor demolish the place? Were they illegal structures?

ahnie:
Please forgive her,to hell is yuman,to forget is divine.please buy her lots of gift,show her extra love,if you're still scared of the other guy snatching her from you,pls make plans and move to the state she is.

Zordgrub:
Sorry to bore you but ill be very detailed so you all can understand me and proffer right advice.

TLDR; I am being indicted for fraud for not removing my former Boss card details before removing myself as an admin from an ad account and I have to write a Police undertaken before I get paid.

I work as a Digital Marketing for a brand in Lagos. My job involves creating ads, social media management and strategy.

We needed to launch a campaign on google but for some reasons my boss didn't know how to get his password. I suggested I created one, then he accepted and input his card details by himself. I sent him an invite to be an admin so he can see all im doing, which be accepted. He later became skeptical about it cos according to him, he said I created the account under my email so I am primary to the account while he is secondary, and he doesn't want that for his brand cos he already has google ad account, which means his card details is under my email and details. I told him it doesn't matter who is primary or secondary, we both share ownership cos he has admin status to it and he can login with his email too and I am not privy to his card details cos I can't even see the details on the card. He said no, that he wants to shut it down and remove his card. I then asked him how do we now pay for the campaigns already running? According to him, he said when someone replaces me, he would put it back and and initiate payments, I wasn't really paying attention to him, I then removed myself as admin from the ad account, meaning he alone owns it cos he was giving me the impression that I will bear the brunt of payment and I don't want my other ad accounts to be banned as a result.

He then got pissed and asked me to find my way back in to remove his card, I told him he has to grant me access then, he said no that he is not an admin to the account cos when he wanted to gain access to the ad account, he had verification issues while logging in, but I told him that he is the admin now and I don't even have access anymore. I had to reach out to support but they referred me back to him or attached a code to the backend of the site. He won't grant me access because of this primary and secondary thing and that he doesn't wanna click on a link that he's not sure what I have said to google cos he claims he's not the admin. I have apologized tire and explain tire yet he won't listen.

He said I should write a Police undertaken that if anything like fraud affects his card, I should be held responsible so if im innocent I shouldn't have any problem writing it before he can pay my money. Or I should find my way into the ad account to allow him remove his card. I told him I can't write any undertaken cos I wouldn't wanna be held responsible for anything I don't know about. The man is so mean so im being careful with writing anything.

My issue is, I need legal help for this issue. I work 6 days a week and I sleep over at the office some days cos the service we render involves entertainment so I need to gather content. I sleep on the floor in the office cos the accommodation is messy and I've lost weight cos of his work.

What should I do??

He should block the card and get a new one

Tunchi101:
so yesterday, I had to visit a police station for d first time in my life as a result of my 1st computer village scam. did those guys scam me mehnn (and to think it was a popular store)… me wey think say I street

My experience with the Police officers…?

never have I felt more helpless in my entire life than when I was in that police station

if it was when popsy was still alive and I was still in the cantoment, na just soldiers I for resolve my issue

When I reported the issue to the police officers I met at the counter(2 females), the first thing they said was that before they can answer me at all, I would have to sort them with 30thousand naira that they are very busy people

in that very moment, I knew I already almost lost the case cause it would eventually become a game of numbers i.e d person who could sort the most

I knew I was not going to compete with one big Igbo man who owns abt 4 stores in computer village

for a moment though, I almost considered giving them the 30k because of the amount involved but then Sapa had me violently by the neck…


so about the scam…

earlier this month, I decided to switch from an android to an iOS device(Xs Max). Went to slot but they did not have the exact model I wanted. A friend of mine had just gotten an iOS device so I asked him where he got it and he referred me to BIGTECHDEVICES on Instagram. He also stated they deliver at home which was a plus for me.

I ordered and it got delivered to me

my brother uses an identical device and he’s also a phone engineer.

The next day after the purchase, I noticed something on the screen and showed it to by brother, he immediately said the phone was not a new one(now there was no way for him to vex the product before purchase because I bought it online). Tahh I rebuked him in Jesus name immediately. Phone dat I cut nylon myself

I continued flexing my phone like that

a week after using d phone, d battery health dropped from 100% to 93% and usually this should take up to a year before dropping to 93%. I still choose self denial over reasoning cause no way I spent that money and cut nylon myself only for me to get a substandard product.

What I discovered yesterday was the straw that broke the camels back and had me marching to computer village (I was going to take my junior brother along but he wasn’t around) after looking for their address online. I realized the phone was coupled in Nigeria.

I learnt a few things yesterday

not only is the police force grossly incompetent, they are wildly corrupt and lack human empathy.

Just because a celebrity is following a brand/store does not make them legit (donjazzy follows them so it gave them some form of credibility) - I am not by this faulting celebrities directly for promoting brands

If you’d have to order electronics online, make sure this from a very well know and credible store

The police is not your friend

Avoid trouble as best as you can

after so much deliberation, the officers accepted 10k. Escorted me to d store where I ordered d phone and picked up one of the sales boy. d boy explained 2 dem at d station that as he has already told me before, I’d have to drop d phone and come back after 2 weeks. This was unacceptable for me and for a moment it was for the officers too

they told the boy 2 invite his Oga, he said d oga was not around. Then they asked him to write a statement, he then immediately said the Oga was back.

The instance the oga walked into the station, it was as if the police officers we switched right b4 my eyes. They were licking his ass �

Right in my front, they were also asking him to sort cause they can see he is such a nice man. (Game of numbers)

for the small remaining part of this story…

guys dem get me proper mehnn like scam me proper left and mehnn but I no go too talk am make una no laugh me �

after the Oga sorted them, the police officers asked me to follow him back to his shop that he would sort my issue. I objected, insisted the man told us in the station what he was going to do when we get to his shop. The police officers said I should not worry at all, I should just follow him back that he seems like a nice person

He then told one of the female officers to escort us back to his shop to collect more cash. We got to his shop, he sorted her and she left the 2 of us immediately after arriving.

it was just me and the Goliath looking man in his office with his staff at the front side of the office. He tried apologizing in his own weird way stating that he won’t be able to refund my money but would get me a replacement. While I was seated waiting for d replacement, 2 different customers(1which seemed like a very impatient Lagos tout) came with very similar complaints of which he refunded their cash righ in my front.

For my replacement phone he said he did not have it in stock anymore and called one of his fellow traders to sell for him.

my replacement phone arrived packed and sealed just like the first one. He broke the seal, apologized one more time. He even showed me the transfer he made from his friend he got the phone from complaining he was actually running at a lost bcs he is having to buy if more than the cost I originally purchased it

Checked all I needed to check to ensure I don’t get scammed again. Everything was in place.

Left computer village feeling a little bit compensated and like a bad guy

Omoor only for me to get home and for my brother to confirm this morning that the new phone I was given again was actually a used phone too…

Omoor I just weak. Let me drop my pen here as I am still in perpetual confusion

Eyah sorry....if you want a new phone, order from Amazon or get from the approved store recommended by the phone manufacturer

lindabon:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/09/26/breaking-masked-oyo-indigenes-give-fulani-hausa-their-cattle-30-day-ultimatum-leave

Idiots. You are threatening a president and you can't show your face. The army should pick up these lowlifes

wunmi590:


You have done well, and you are very intelligent to be able to know this...

Majority of these our so called bankers hardly follow the new CBN news to keep them abreast of the latest news...

I could remember when I worked in the bank, God continue to bless my boss then, he would always say Wunmi and others, make sure you follow CBN and know what's going on in the banking system, so that you won't be lost when a customer ask you a question...


The other things bank lack these days now is training school, I'm not sure they still go to training school, like every 6month to keep them inform of the new and latest banking development ..

It is not the job of a teller to follow CBN circulars. That is the job of the legal team who then advises the bank through internal memos. You cannot blame a teller if the legal team doesn't do their job.