Family › Re: Bearded Ladies, How Do You Cope? by Urine: 9:36am On Nov 09, 2014 |
For me a woman's personality is the best turn on, so if she's well behaved, hair or no hair we will be cool. |
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by Urine: 6:33pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
Victoriousvic: Urine, please come in and vote for vivly. I vote for vivly. |
Politics › Re: Graphic: See Photos From The First Bank Bomb Blast In Bauchi by Urine: 9:44am On Nov 08, 2014 |
Nazareth10: It's like you don't follow the news, this is democracy unless one is tried and convicted, he is never guilty. You should be saying that these bokos have men in the government who try to suppress any move taken against their ilk. If they really want peace in the north, they that are north should be in the forefront and not the visitors. Are you saying because this is a democracy criminals should not be arrested and prosecuted? Do you realise the "North" is not a sovereign country? Who are these boko men in government? If there's valid proof why haven't they been prosecuted? |
Politics › Re: Graphic: See Photos From The First Bank Bomb Blast In Bauchi by Urine: 9:38am On Nov 08, 2014 |
Samunique: Just imagine, GEJ this GEJ that, for the problem they ( northerners ) created for themselves.
I read a post from one of their internet warriors cramjones brimming war "if this and that happens" if elections are rigged GEJ wins, Nigeria will cease to exist. Who told him GEJ can't win without elections being rigged?
Now, this's how it starts. We remember in 2011 elections when the one that has now suddenly become a saint( GMB ) to those under APC pay roll, i.e. Cramjones and the likes, said he would make Nigeria ungovernable, now the results are there for all to see.
Let them stop blaming GEJ for the monsters they created for themselves.
It's just a pity that innocent souls are being wasted everyday just bcs of some people's greed for power and religion dominance.
May the LORD deliver us. I still don't get the logic behind arguments like this. GEJ is not the President of Southern Nigeria, he is the Commander In Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Among the casualties are Christians, Muslims, Southerners and Northerners, common men like you and I. Don't they deserve protection? People that got killed are regular folks who came to withdraw their salary, even if the Northern leaders are devils, the onus is on GEJ as the President to defend and protect his citizens. These "innocent souls" need protection from the man in charge of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Police, and DSS he is the most powerful man in this country. |
Programming › Re: Four Things Computer Science Should Teach by Urine: 8:09am On Nov 08, 2014 |
Brilliant article! |
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Politics › Re: Osoba, Ogun Deputy Gov, Others Dump APC by Urine: 7:04am On Nov 06, 2014 |
There's no way Amosu will loose, Ogun state folks love him like crazy. The worst part of the issue is that there's no credible candidate challenging him. As for folks like Osoba and Kaka, they won't even win their wards. If not for Tinubu that gave them a lift after Gbenga Daniel chased them into hiding we won't be in this mess today. |
Education › Re: Puzzle For The Smart People On Nairaland Only (see Picx) by Urine: 11:39am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Nobody dies. |
Travel › Re: Dangerous Bus-stops In Lagos by Urine: 7:16am On Nov 03, 2014 |
Computer village suppose dey this list, there are some guys there that extort money from passersby on a daily basis. |
Romance › Re: Who Do You Love Most On Nairaland by Urine: 7:46pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
It has to be MizMyColi, the way she thinks blows my mind. |
Politics › Re: Governor Amaechi Disobeys Order to Receive President Jonathan at PH (PHOTOS) by Urine: 10:57am On Nov 01, 2014 |
Why do you foooolish never do wells enjoy heating up the polity? What do you gain from this demonic attitude? Even if you have sold your souls, should you bring other people into this mess? The Deputy Governor was at the airport to receive the President so what's all this nonsense? If a Governor is absent, whose duty is it to represent him? Very soon people like the OP will pay for spreading falsehood. |
Politics › Re: Why Tambuwal's Security Was Withdrawn: He's No Longer The Speaker by Urine: 3:44pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
hardywaltz: The function of the Police is not to interpret the provisions of the Constitution, that is the exclusive preserve of the Judiciary. That said the section which the Forces Public Relations officer quoted has to do with Tambuwal's eligibility as a legislator which is a matter currently before the courts.
In the eyes of the law Tambuwal is the substantive speaker of the house until he has been removed in accordance with the provisions of the CFR as amended.
However if PDP is confident that they control the votes of the house, let the Deputy Speaker Emeka Ihedioha reconvene the house; (3/4) members need to sign the notice of extra - ordinary meeting and 2/3 majority is needed to form a qurom. And formally commence impeachment proceedings against the Speaker.
PDP knows it can't muster the needed votes so they have resorted to self help which is equivalent to Jungle justice. End of Discussion! |
Computers › Re: Nigeria In Massive Push To Reduce Dependency On Foreign Software by Urine: 9:45am On Oct 30, 2014 |
I've been in the industry for a while now and stories like this always crop up from time to time. It's easier said than done, solve the problem with electricity first and see what will happen. |
Politics › Re: 20 Thousand Lagosians Escape Lagos Traffic Daily In These Air Conditioned Train by Urine: 10:48pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Tranquill: So there are even cheaper ones and you are still complaining. Cut your coat according to ur size and go for the one you can afford instead of whinning. Listen carefully let me tell you. All over the world and through the ages, ALL FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL . You need to read my post again and reply like a person that can assimilate. How did I imply equal fingers? Where did I complain about price? Did you miss the part where I said I boarded it because I was working at the time? Can you see the title of the thread? Did you notice my complaint was about the op being a liar by bringing up a bogus figure? When I mentioned the cheaper train, do you realise I was advocating for a balanced report? I can now see why mass failure has become an issue in this country. Please read slowly next time, it will help you. |
Politics › Re: 20 Thousand Lagosians Escape Lagos Traffic Daily In These Air Conditioned Train by Urine: 3:28pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
smithsammy: You see, that's our problem. I have stopped believing things from nairaland this days. Must you hype the numbers? I have boarded the train before and I can tell you that the train cannot have more than 500 persons on-board on a trip, and it goes 3 trips a day to and fro. So how do you arive at the fucking 20 thousand persons a day   People like you make me loathe this GEJ administration the more. God bless you, I was about saying same before I saw your reply. I boarded this trian while, on an assignment for a month, the OP is a disgrace for quoting such figures. I also think a picture of the cheaper ones (230 naira per trip) the masses always use should be posted then we will know whether to commend GEJ or not. Pathetic liars everywhere! |
Programming › Re: Apply To Enter Koded, The Competition For Nigerian's Coders by Urine: 9:40pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
Is anybody putting up a team or interested in adding a programmer to a team? |
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Family › Re: TWO Years In Marriage!!! The Feeling, The Realization And Surprise. by Urine: 5:04pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
mk3jax: I didn't hate her behaviour before we got married because like I said in my earlier post, she did every thing to please me during dating but as soon as we got married, she changed. I will stop having resentment against her if she stop the following:
-Stop complaining about my family all the time when your family come into my house when they like and stay as long as they want without my complaining. -Stop complaining that my family don't call you all the time while I don't complain about your family not calling me. Adult have family problems to deal with everyday and calling people is not always the number 1 list on their priority. Besides not everyone has the free credit she has on her phone to call everybody in her family all the time because their are better things to do with money than buying call credit. -Stop expecting me to be responsible for your grown up adult siblings because i have my own problems I am thinking about to solve. She quarrels with me when ever I refuse to give money to even her older siblings who are married. -She doesn't consider me when she makes lot of decisions in the house and use the child as a pretence for all her decisions because the child cannot speak yet. -Complaining about almost everything I do in the house making me to be more comfortable being at work than at home. -She has never for once discuss with me about plans like building a house (which I am planning for), or investing for our child but is always ready to discuss demands from her family all in time.
I have told her that if I loose my job tomorrow, none of these so call family member of her will be there to come bail her up financially and they will look for somewhere else to look for this money they are always demanding for without coming to meet her but she still refuse to listen to me.
If she can stop the above, then 80% of our problems are solved but she wouldn't stop even after trying to talk things with her multiple times. Now I just don't care anymore because my observation is that she only care about her interest and not mine so I try to do things that make me happy away from her. I see myself as a utility to her and nothing more and presently make many of my plans without carrying her along because she seems not to care. Bro, these points you raised are the issues that scare me about marriage. Please peace of mind and happiness is non negotiable make a firm decision fast because if things continue this way it will become dangerous. How can you give her married elder siblings money? Please it's time to be security conscious. |
Politics › Re: Man Electrocuted In Surulere After Urinating On A Unclad Transformer Cable by Urine: 4:10pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
No surprise here, the water in his body and the electrolytes in his urine was the major reason for this. If you've seen the movie "3 idiots" this was demonstrated towards the end of the movie by two kids in the gifted school while that loud mouthed clown was urinating at the back of a wall. |
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Alafin Of Oyo And His Gang Of Skin Bleaching Wives by Urine: 6:54am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Seun, please do the needful. |
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Politics › Re: Cramjones Reveals Himself In Video Says He Is Not FFK - WATCH VIDEO!!!! by Urine: 9:07am On Oct 18, 2014 |
I guess crammie had a night out with his mates yesterday, the lad is battling with that hangover. |
Programming › Re: I Need Help And Advice by Urine: 9:12pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
GodMode: Every java code must begin with a class.
According to wikipedia:
"An algorithm is an effective method expressed as a finite list of well-defined instructions for calculating a function."
Hope u can see "finite list" above. Every computer code is an algorithm. To be honest mate the last thing I want to do is argue with anyone on this man's thread. He asked a question and I stepped in to help and I'm glad he's more positive about his chances of being a good programmer. I also think that you should know it's an abomination to use Wikipedia to back up academic arguments. Please click on this link to get a better understanding of this issue. Pay close attention to the second paragraph. http://www.ehow.com/info_10060065_difference-between-algorithms-pseudocode-programming-languages.html |
Programming › Re: I Need Help And Advice by Urine: 7:34pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
phatjoe50: Abeg oh! Wetin concern Scanner and JOptionpane? The guy wey I ask question understand am and he don give me intelligent answer. As for you saying a Java class is an algorithm, I can only smh. Thank God the young man knows better. |
Programming › Re: I Need Help And Advice by Urine: 7:32pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
phatjoe50: Abeg oh! Wetin concern Scanner and JOptionpane? |
Programming › Re: I Need Help And Advice by Urine: 3:36pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Slowpois0n: here is my eba algorithm.
//eba algorithm by Slowpois0n starts import java.util.Scanner; public class eba { public static void main(String[]args){ Scanner input = new Scanner(System.in); int smallEba = 2, mediumEba = 4, largeEba = 8; String ebaSize = null; System.out.println("Empty kettle filled with water" ); System.out.println("Boiled water" ); System.out.println("Hey Eba chef, what size of eba would you like to make?" ); int ebachef = input.nextInt(); if (ebachef == smallEba){ System.out.println("Two cups of garri taken\nPreparing eba...." ); ebaSize = "Small Eba"; }else if(ebachef == mediumEba){ System.out.println("Four cups of garri taken\nPreparing eba...." ); ebaSize = "Medium Eba"; }else if(ebachef == largeEba){ System.out.println("Eight cups of garri taken\nPreparing eba...." ); ebaSize = "Large Eba"; }else{ System.out.println("No available size of eba was choosen" ); } System.out.printf("%s is ready!\n", ebaSize); } } //eba algorithm by Slowpois0n ends Nice try! This is a class, why call it an algorithm? You need to be careful with semantics because you will start attending interviews soon. One question though, why did you use scanner? Do you prefer it to JOptionpane? Also try to comment on each line of your code, you might need to change a line or two. Good job. |
Programming › Re: I Need Help And Advice by Urine: 5:39pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
kaybiel2u: pls, let me add u on fb sir so dt i can get it Drop your email. I will love to teach you but finding time will be a problem. The best thing to do now is to download a book and start studying, when you're stuck I will step in and help. Download Java how to program 9th edition by deitel&deitel. |
Travel › Re: Who Schooled And Worked In The Uk?.how Did You Do It?. by Urine: 2:47pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
justwise: Were you working to pay school fees, rent and bills then? Hahahahaha! No way! Just rent and bills, put tuition into the mix and you will be friends with a good shrink. |
Programming › Re: I Need Help And Advice by Urine: 2:25pm On Oct 15, 2014*. Modified: 3:01pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
kaybiel2u: well, I Knw Litu Bit Java Bt Dnt Let Me Say I Knw It Cos I Mite Nt Knw Anytin Wen It Cums To Som Syntax Of It Hi, I'm soooo sorry, totally forgot about this thread. I will post my pseudo code soon, let's see what you can do with your limited java knowledge. Updated; /* small eba = 2 cups, medium eba = 4 cups, large eba = 8 cups*/ Step 1: Fill up the empty kettle with water Step 2: Boil water Step 3: Ask the eba chef what size of eba he wants to make. Step 4: If eba = small take 2 cups else if eba = medium take 4 cups else if eba = large take 8 cups else no size of eba was chosen Step 5: Make eba. I've really tried to make the process simple and short so you don't get confused, I've also introduced a bit of logic into it, step by step details with a dose of logic is what you need to be a good programmer. Write a simple java class from this pseudo code, it's simple so don't be scared, if the if/else if part scares you, just Google some simple tutorials. |