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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Top Nigeria Politicians In Suit by Urine: 3:25pm On Aug 16, 2014

ilugunboy: Given the opportunity....95% Nigerian men will want to fucccck that sexy woman....she is the perfect MILF

I totally agree Sir, She/ Aruma of SEC are the best MILFS we have in this country.

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Tech Jobs › Re: This Guy Wants To Build A Betting Application by Urine: 2:20pm On Aug 16, 2014

dhtml18: Yinmu @ urine, na only you waka come?

Lool. No be only me waka com jare.

Tech Jobs › Re: This Guy Wants To Build A Betting Application by Urine: 8:46am On Aug 16, 2014

Yinmu...awon ebola programmer. You probably don't have seed funding, I bet you haven't written a single line of code and you're here looking for programmers as if you are Ada Lovelace. Equity kor guarantee ni.

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Politics › Re: Fashola Ask President Goodluck Important Questions by Urine: 7:28am On Aug 15, 2014

ede1: If only APC can just give this man the presidential ticket, I tell you 2015 would have been very interest in terms of debate. Can just imagine FASHOLA and GEJ in a presidential debate. Woow what a flogging!!!

10000000000 likes.

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Politics › Re: No Bomb Blast Since After APC Victory In Osun State - DSS Spokesperson by Urine: 6:39am On Aug 15, 2014

Eldavido1: 1. October 1 bombing in Abuja was after APC lost

2. Bombing of nigerian police headquarters in Abuja was after APC lost

3. Bombing of UN building was after APC lost

4. Madalla bombing in Niger was after APC lost

5. Daily bomb blast in kaduna was after APC lost

6. Nyanya park bomb blast was after APC lost

7. Daily kano bomb blast was after APC lost

8. All Maiduguri bomb blast was after APC lost

9. All yobe bomb blast was after APC lost

10. Market day bomb blast was after APC lost

11. Bomb blast against Buhari Was after APC lost

This is the most clueless security organisation ever. And you wonder why the can't seem to have any idea on how to solve it. A top security official sounding more like a market woman. Even the crazy FFK would have given a better argument. The opposition may not be perfect so also the ruling party. If we don't have a perfect ruling party why do we expect a perfect opposition? A country deserves the kind of leaders it gets.

Politics › Re: No Bomb Blast Since After APC Victory In Osun State - DSS Spokesperson by Urine: 6:35am On Aug 15, 2014

I don't believe this story. Ogar is too intelligent to talk like a market woman, if the dss is sure why haven't they arrested anybody? Innocent Nigerians will continue to die and they know the culprits? That's terrible! Btw is Ogwuche an APC member? Kabiru Sokoto? I can see why BH have been successful. The enemies of the state have grown in numbers.

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Autos › Re: Sparkling Toyota Rav4 For 750,000 Contact Mr Abdulraheem On 08102446767 by Urine: 6:09am On Aug 15, 2014

Scam!

Politics › Re: Gov. Fashola Lift The Ban On Okada Riders In Lagos by Urine: 3:50am On Aug 14, 2014

I still don't understand why someone in his right senses will start a rumour and other dumb people will comment as if it's true. Why not add a verifiable source so we know it's true? Btw Okada was not banned in Lagos, it was only banned on MAJOR HIGHWAYS, which is a very good thing to do. I lost a good friend to an Okada accident on a major highway so if this action prevents further deaths I'm all for it.

Politics › Re: PICS- The Alausa Ikeja Most People Don't Know, A Political Setback. by Urine: 3:36am On Aug 14, 2014

How can people be this jobless?

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Education › Re: The Day A Danfo Driver Surprised Me(the Conversation) by Urine: 12:32pm On Aug 13, 2014

Over 90% of the comments are from guys. That's a story for another day. In my opinion that guy might be making good money but he's also wasting away.

If such an intelligent man is teaching kids, do you have an idea of the number of leaders he will be raising for our next generation?

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Music/Radio › Re: Top 10 Next Rated Artistes In Nigeria by Urine: 11:43am On Aug 13, 2014*

I was about to discard this list at number 9, Korede Bello changed my mind. That kid will kick Wiz/David into retirement.

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Career › Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Urine: 9:31pm On Aug 10, 2014

Amusaopeyemi: Hahahaha, dey are helping me to do you . Make I hustle now o, you know see as Kim kardashian take use her hand secure her destiny.

Lmao! Your head is there. grin

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Career › Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Urine: 9:23pm On Aug 10, 2014

Amusaopeyemi: Incase any of you is looking for a wife. I'm available

Chai! Even minor dey hustle for Offshore boys. grin

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Politics › Re: President Jonathan Is Behind Chibok Abduction – Tinubu by Urine: 8:50am On Aug 06, 2014

The best thing about the politics section is that it's the fastest growing community of dumb Nigerians.

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrities That Are Still Virgins ( Photos ) by Urine: 11:30pm On Aug 04, 2014

holluwai: Seyi hunter!!!!! Jesu! Someone that we lived in the same hostel in OSU. In fact this list of virgins is just pure bull$syt!

Na Seyi Hunter own worse pass. Bunch of liars!

Politics › Re: Clampdown On APC Leaders And Loyalists Begins, Hon. Oke ARRESTED! by Urine: 8:45pm On Aug 04, 2014

Do we really want to replay the 1964 movie?

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Education › Re: A Thread For Students Coming To The UK: My Experience Shared by Urine: 8:31pm On Aug 04, 2014

bjims: you are one of the lucky ones . I tried to work part time immediately I got to the UK but no show. It was a good thing I had alternatives. Would have had to run back home or elope with a british...both prospects which would have been unpalatable

I wasn't that lucky bro, I got that job months after I got to the UK. I know someone that got a job the next day after her NI number was issued. Some people get lucky, some don't. I had saved a bit before leaving naija and also had good mates so that was my saving grace.

I strongly agree with the eloping with a British woman part...it's scary.

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Education › Re: A Thread For Students Coming To The UK: My Experience Shared by Urine: 5:59pm On Aug 04, 2014

I think the OP has tried, you might feel a bit detached in your first week at Uni, it happens to most Nigerians especially if you're in for a technical course. Don't give up or be discouraged within a couple of weeks you will blend in.

Don't let your "per hour" disturb your education, the only PT job I had was with M&S and it was cool cos my mangers made sure my job didn't clash with lectures. (The pay was good too).

Make friends with good people, when things were a bit hard for me, my mates always stood by me and I also returned the favour.

Study hard, why are you in the UK? You have to face your work. (Uche style)

Have fun; these are the memories you will cherish for ever. Once a week visit your Uni's club/bar to let off some steam. it's always good.

STAY AWAY FROM BRITISH LASSES IF YOU ARE A GUY! There are many Nigerian/African ladies you can mingle with.

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Romance › Re: Having A Crush On A Nairaland Newbie-rahmas by Urine: 7:27pm On Aug 02, 2014

This lass is beautiful.

Career › Re: 10 Sexist Scenarios That Women Face At Work by Urine: 11:52am On Aug 01, 2014

EbolaGoingHam: even when ebola is killing you tryna win hoes heart?

Captain save a hoe

ROFLMAO.

Jokes Etc › Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Urine: 10:32am On Aug 01, 2014

armadeo: Urine

Le ostrich ( check his profile pic)

Cowleg

Boiled corn

Mumumugu

Lool.

Politics › Re: 'jonathan' Brought Liberian With Ebola Virus To Come And Destroy Us by Urine: 6:17am On Jul 29, 2014*

wallex1983: Really tired of all these news of bombings which had become a daily occurrence in this country, I
decided I don't just want to listen to †ђξ news this night. But somehow I found myself watching AIT while someone being interviewed said. In his words "..........they brought the Liberian to and destroy us". This sounds so ridiculous to me. So its Jona that even made my soup peppery this night...........

I don tire for all this kain things sef.

Abeg click like if you don tire too

Hello Wale, I think you're a bit daft for starting this thread and cloaking it with falsehood. I watched that brief interview and that statement was made by Comrade Joseph Evah, a notable South South activist. What he actually said was that "the ebola man was sent to destroy us" he never mentioned or blamed the President, In fact he is a close ally of the President.

While his statement is very funny, I think it's dangerous to quote people out of context. Check the comments and see how you have helped in passing a wrong message across. Please be more careful next time.

Romance › Re: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by Urine: 9:02pm On Jul 28, 2014

talk2cj08: Bro be a man love is not one sided. In my father's word my son never u beg for LOVE

Your dad is a great man.

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by Urine: 9:00pm On Jul 28, 2014

Ab025: Dude, u can drag a horse to the water, but u can't force it to drink water.

From ur story, u are the one forcing urself on this gal, she really aint into u. The luv seems one-sided. Stop actin like a pu**y who is beggin for luv. Move on, not every r/ship is meant to work.

#seems u just entered that hell place all guys hate

<< FRIENDZONE>>

latino2swt this is the solution to your problem right here, it's time to grow some balls and move on.

Celebrities › Re: Blessing Okagbare Shows Off Her Swag (photos) by Urine: 8:43pm On Jul 28, 2014

He is beautiful.

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Health › Re: Nigeria Ambassador, 58 Others On Surveillance For Ebola Virus by Urine: 5:39pm On Jul 28, 2014

Commendable move by the government.

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Sports › Re: Another American, Robert Simmons, Switches Allegiances To Team Naija @ C'wealth! by Urine: 12:22pm On Jul 28, 2014

kobonaire: yes now, he's my "village brother" now....

Loool. Dem dey name people Simmons for your village?

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Sports › Re: Another American, Robert Simmons, Switches Allegiances To Team Naija @ C'wealth! by Urine: 8:34am On Jul 28, 2014

Does he have a Nigerian parent? The post makes it sound as if he has no connection with Nigeria.

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Politics › Re: Why I Think Camerounian Prime Minister Arranged For The Kidnap Of Wife: by Urine: 7:00pm On Jul 27, 2014

Cleverly is not a smart person, he should know that the APC wants to govern Cameroon that's why they are supporting BH to distract the government of Paul Biya.

Paul Biya till my grandmother looses her virginity.

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Programming › Re: Your Advice For A Beginner Database Administrator? by Urine: 4:40pm On Jul 27, 2014

chukux2: Guys, I've been very passionate about computers for close to a decade now. Sadly all i really know on that programming side are fundamentals in HTML, CSS and Javascript.

I'm now attempting a career change into IT to make myself more marketable/valuable. And luckily the opportunity of traveling out suddenly presented itself, which i intend to grasp with 2 hands.

All things being equal right about this time next year i should be proceeding for a 12 months course in Database administration (DBA).

DBA was like the best choice available to me...
1)as per actualizing my traveling out dreams
2)considering my present competencies and my interests.

To prep I'm about starting off teaching myself Microsoft Access.

Once I'm done with DBA the continuous path i need to take on the IT road should be clearer but regardless i hear Python is the Most Popular Programming Language recommended for First-Time Learners and i intend to dabble into that soon.

What's your general advice for me on the IT hustle and my DBA current plans and dream.

Why are you starting with Access? Since you're travelling next year and you want to start studying on your own learning MySQL is the best way for you to go, if you can master this, moving to Oracle and MSSQL won't be a challenge. As for programming, why not stay on your database hustle for now, when you become a wizard you can start learning programming. Don't make the jack of all trade mistake.

That said, if you can be fast in learning SQL, Python and a little bit of statistics, you will end up being more than just a database administrator, You will probably end up being a data analyst, the coolest job ever!

Download this book if you want to learn MySQL;
http://it-ebooks.info/book/1624/

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