₦airaland Forum

DrHighchief:
Kudos to d medical team...

But Buhari will not use them, despite their prowess.
He will still run to London and gum his nyash in Oyibo hospital for 4 months, finishing our Nigerian money in the process.

hisexcellency34:
Who cares

Na Queen headache.

DCmonster:
Rachael! I love this lady, so wifish material in suits series.

After she finished nacking the other guy, Mike?
Una wife standard is another thing...

DSoj:
They will give Meghan the Diana treatment

it is that treatment they are running away from.
Excessive paparazzi disturbing one's private life 24/7

Suits girl.
She no wan do Royal-royal again

oluwamaich:
1000 to Nigeria

They are facing steep competition and threat from this boy.

We are still way for the boy to sell one car.

akilo1:
Another 4 years the next governor will still renovate am ,nigeria politicians stealing money with the name of renovation since 1960

The chairs and tables are all low-quality shine-shine.

Mayflowa:
why the nylon package everywhere?

Only fake products come in nylon packages.

Skyfornia:
This is awesome...042 Wawa!

Awe wetin?
They used ordinary MDF to make table, and you're summersaulting?
MDF that once water touches it, it will swell up and peel...?

Olalan:
Na only God dey protect us for this country.......a look into how our foods are processed is scary

Just plant your own garden/farm and eat your produce.
My head is paining me this morning.

11. Turn 29
This is extremely crucial.
You cannot turn 30 until you have completed 29.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Trash...[/color]

Advanced man.
We worship you!

[quote author=ichidodo post=85604611][/quote]So you are changing my words now?

Advanced man!

Well done

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Trash...[/color]

Advanced man!
Ode!

bubu2019:


Me too I am in NY but I do not have any atom of fear because Iran missiles can not reach my own NY(NNEWI yoputa village). I no send them

This NY people, go and browse your NY website Na?
What's all this forming on Local Nairaland website?
Me I'm on Jupiter and I'm tired of browsing all this Earth internet

LegendHero:
Let me pack my bag and be on my way to naija sharpaly.

Oju mi o ni ribi!

This one wan claim overseas.
Common Guinea Bissau migrant.

coninse:
Please pray for us o. I'm living in NY and I'm worried about what is to come. I have never felt the fear of war until now. Bad feeling!

I miss obodo Naija.

Who sent you to NY?
Abeg carry your problem and go.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC]The answer is above your primitive comprehension...[/color]

Advanced man!

This is the kind of thinking that we Nigerians use to kill each other

I am more advanced and better than you. Come on, shut up and sit-down there....

Nadio2019:
Bad leadership breeds bad followers.


Through creation of undue large number of 20 new political units in northern region of Nigeria, but only 17 units in the two southern regions, Nigeria was politically restructured by northern soldiers to breed bad leaders ordained first by the Fulani-controlled North.

Ehe?
So where do the leaders come from?
Where is their village?
Is it moon or Jupiter?
Is it not from the same followers that the leaders are born and sent to leadership?

If ordinary northern soldiers politically restructured Nigeria in the past, Oya, Let Southern Soldiers politically restructure Nigeria again Na!?

Authoreety:
Respect people's believe belief

If their belief is to kill others nko?

leoaso:
Ehn?! How did we become involved in all this?

If your country letters can spell "Iran", then you're among!

Whobedatte:
I read America's defense budget is more than
Russia
China
Iran
And all NATO countries combined.
This is incredible.

Na fear-fear of enemy dey cause am.
They can't just live their and mind their business.
They have to defend themselves so much.

Uwavee:
boy, that missile mad gan.

We go follow oyibo dey laugh,
You won't know they have the real deal before acting film.

Blackgold007:
I hate awkward relationships won't advise anyone to go into one.

The guy was waka-ing his own O.
... when suddenly he came across this hole in the ground...
... and he fell inside the hole. The hole was full of the love....
That's how he just "Fell in Love".....

Uncle that's how love use do to do. If you're not careful, you can even fall in love with crase woman at the corner of the road.

athorello:
We're christians
We can fvck
We can take postinor 2
But we can't abort.

Your options before the matter escalated. Now, you can't even abort if you want to. Wahala wa!

Anyway, if I had my way when I was in your shoes I would have prevented a distasteful experience. My late didnt let me have my way, the girl sef no gree take my advice. Now, it's a pain in the arse.
That someone impregnated your sister doesn't mean you should alter the course of her life (oh, we don't even know the true course of her life).
I have seen thugs/cultists who later became threatening big men in the society, legislators, even house speakers.
I have also seen thugs who after putting unwise girls in the family way (and the girls family allow them be), lost their lives or became useless after their ogas lost political relevance, lost power or they fell out.
So there are different possibilities.
Follow ya heart but your sisters heart matters too. This might be her destiny.
If I advise people in real life, they'll say I'm confused. I will tell them that I don't really know how to advice people but my instincts (first thoughts) are mostly right.

Don't deceive yourself.
Any contraceptive is the same as abortion.
Postinor 2 is a contraceptive.

SaintLucia:
No be every Nigerian dey suffer like u na. Think positive and emancipate yourself from 2019 poverty thinking mentality.

Go and give him rice and stop speaking motivation English.

rusher14:
Coscharis is presently making money from rice production.

Where is the rice na?
We didn't see rice this Christmas.

Is it only 1st position you guys are concerned about?
Nigeria can produce rice, Welldone!
The rice is meant to be eaten. Where is it?

ppogba:
One thing people do not know is that, you should not work in a bank if by yourself you know you are greedy.

This may sound un-believable but I served with a nephew of a former deputy Governor of a state (state in question now divided into two) who was given a note to His state of primary assignment to work in a bank. As corp members then, we were envous of him then but was suprised when he said it then that he would not work in a bank because according to him, " I know if I work in a bank, I will still their money eventually". He did not serve in the bank then.

In those days when you join banking as a fresher, the first lesson you are thot is to see money/currencies as papers and working tools rather than means of exchange. These days, no trainning again and 2 days after joining a bank, you are already in a cubicle as a cashier.

Can you be working in a bank, counting your "paper" working tools, then one olodo big-nyash girl that you knew in school comes to that branch to withdraw N1,000,000? And you see her bank balance with over N50,000,000?
Will your head still be normal after that incidence!

Mosminic:
There are a wide number of things that happen in a hotel, your assumption is in fact vague. It is very much likely that they went for food or just for a meeting and not what you are assuming. A hotel is different from a brothel, I believe you should know that. You can casually tell her you saw her at the hotel and just observe her reaction.

Finish!
Just casually tell her, "I saw you at that hotel ...." and observe her reaction.

pcguru1:
My mistakes are so long but here they are:

1. Excessive dependence on Marijuana
2. Procrastination of certain activities
3. I spent 90% indoors so plan to go out more
4. Hanging out with miscreants
5. Being to sympathetic to people easily, too many snakes and manipulative people
6. Telling people my honest blunt opinion or being too direct with people, apparently alot of people are extremely sensitive these days.

That's all

Marijuana?
You're already an addict.
Go and seek medical cure NOW
Your human will power cannot save you anymore

Lexusgs430:
Incase the plane crash lands, we would quickly see if it's sharks awaiting us, lions or hard concrete..........

The kind of plane you need


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