₦airaland Forum

athorello:
We're christians
We can fvck
We can take postinor 2
But we can't abort.

Your options before the matter escalated. Now, you can't even abort if you want to. Wahala wa!

Anyway, if I had my way when I was in your shoes I would have prevented a distasteful experience. My late didnt let me have my way, the girl sef no gree take my advice. Now, it's a pain in the arse.
That someone impregnated your sister doesn't mean you should alter the course of her life (oh, we don't even know the true course of her life).
I have seen thugs/cultists who later became threatening big men in the society, legislators, even house speakers.
I have also seen thugs who after putting unwise girls in the family way (and the girls family allow them be), lost their lives or became useless after their ogas lost political relevance, lost power or they fell out.
So there are different possibilities.
Follow ya heart but your sisters heart matters too. This might be her destiny.
If I advise people in real life, they'll say I'm confused. I will tell them that I don't really know how to advice people but my instincts (first thoughts) are mostly right.

Don't deceive yourself.
Any contraceptive is the same as abortion.
Postinor 2 is a contraceptive.

SaintLucia:
No be every Nigerian dey suffer like u na. Think positive and emancipate yourself from 2019 poverty thinking mentality.

Go and give him rice and stop speaking motivation English.

rusher14:
Coscharis is presently making money from rice production.

Where is the rice na?
We didn't see rice this Christmas.

Is it only 1st position you guys are concerned about?
Nigeria can produce rice, Welldone!
The rice is meant to be eaten. Where is it?

ppogba:
One thing people do not know is that, you should not work in a bank if by yourself you know you are greedy.

This may sound un-believable but I served with a nephew of a former deputy Governor of a state (state in question now divided into two) who was given a note to His state of primary assignment to work in a bank. As corp members then, we were envous of him then but was suprised when he said it then that he would not work in a bank because according to him, " I know if I work in a bank, I will still their money eventually". He did not serve in the bank then.

In those days when you join banking as a fresher, the first lesson you are thot is to see money/currencies as papers and working tools rather than means of exchange. These days, no trainning again and 2 days after joining a bank, you are already in a cubicle as a cashier.

Can you be working in a bank, counting your "paper" working tools, then one olodo big-nyash girl that you knew in school comes to that branch to withdraw N1,000,000? And you see her bank balance with over N50,000,000?
Will your head still be normal after that incidence!

Mosminic:
There are a wide number of things that happen in a hotel, your assumption is in fact vague. It is very much likely that they went for food or just for a meeting and not what you are assuming. A hotel is different from a brothel, I believe you should know that. You can casually tell her you saw her at the hotel and just observe her reaction.

Finish!
Just casually tell her, "I saw you at that hotel ...." and observe her reaction.

pcguru1:
My mistakes are so long but here they are:

1. Excessive dependence on Marijuana
2. Procrastination of certain activities
3. I spent 90% indoors so plan to go out more
4. Hanging out with miscreants
5. Being to sympathetic to people easily, too many snakes and manipulative people
6. Telling people my honest blunt opinion or being too direct with people, apparently alot of people are extremely sensitive these days.

That's all

Marijuana?
You're already an addict.
Go and seek medical cure NOW
Your human will power cannot save you anymore

Lexusgs430:
Incase the plane crash lands, we would quickly see if it's sharks awaiting us, lions or hard concrete..........

The kind of plane you need


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnVs287AJ4

Innoxxacs:
I'm not calculating how much data used in December, but rather how much I spent on data this December only, not me again this year!

WhatsApp TV, and status of people who dont even give a F in 1st place, yeye YouTube Videos they now film in 4k, +the annoying adverts,

I'll still download movies, but with night plan


This new year's data resolution

I hope it'll work, just this morning

I tire

If they film YouTube in 4K, it doesn't mean you are stuck there in 4K.
You can tap on the 3 dots on the top right corner of the video and select a lower resolution, even down to 144p.
I normally use 240p with my data

OgbanjeProphet:
Nna go and look for another girl. Don't feel sorry. There are many fishes in the ocean.

I once came across one disabled lady. Wheel chair girl. She did same thing OP has done. Has job, bought land, bought car, can drive the car, can take care of herself and her wheel chair.
They now told me that so many men have been asking to marry her. She's the one sending them away because she knows they want to chop her money.

byrron:
Does Nigeria even have a working Visa and if it does, is it even enforced by immigration services?

Do people have work in Nigeria before you talk about working visa?
No be hustle all of us dey hustle for here?

herzernIsHere:
Leave the fuçking country.

That's the best security tip for Nigerians.

Good luck in other countries:

https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-most-bizarre-evidence-ever-permitted-in-court/answer/Zipho-Tefu?ch=10&share=b15de527&srid=COeV

NwanyiOkpa:
Good morning,

I hope you are doing great. I intend going abroad for my masters, come this august 2020. I have secured admissions in the USA for MSc. Mechanical Engineering. i have partial funding already and i will be paying for the rest.

To better make my decision, did you have any regrets with studying abroad? did it give you an edge during your job search?

Thanks.

Which kind question are you asking?
You've done passport, visa, admission, funding, fees,..
E remain to enter Aeroplane. It's now you are telling us ?
Mister Man, if you are still doubting about your life decision at this stage, come to my house, I flog you seriously!

You Intend to go overseas?
Oya don't Intend again Na

Am I the one forcing you to intend?
Anybody that talks now, you will later say it's that person that spoilt your plan

ekhai:
WE NO GO HEAR ANY GOOD NEWS FTOM PORT HARCOURT? HABA. RIVERS OF BLOOD. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THAT CHRISTIAN STATE.

Which work do you think people are doing there?
Nigeria is an import dependent nation. No factories. No jobs. Even Lagos has masses of jobless graduates.
People and jobless and frustrated

tonididdy:
Why people always move to the village or family house during Xmas celebrations or family get together or whatever still baffles me.

If it's not your village people eyeing you then it's your family because stories like this or similar always erupt during the December period

Question is must you hang around with close and distant family during Xmas celebrations, can't you be merry on phone and that's it.

Anyway e Don happy "again" Rest in peace to the dead

Any other time of the year is ok to go to village.
People that left village for the city, why can't you accept the city as your home and just stay there?

kevinexit:
I just tire 4 dis coc.k and bull stories oooo.

Just 6.5ft naim person dey drown?

Even in 50ft plus we try to reach the depth but na for ear u go hearam.... If blood nor come out.. na me know...

D guy just too lazy abeg.. dat swimming pool is just too shallow for someone to drown..

If you don't know how to swim don't just go near water that is above your head... Especially an open water body.. please be advised..

Flexing is worrying him.
He don't know how to swim. He won't learn. But he must flex and show off.
Na there all the family die.
The wife better watch herself. This is the lesson for her.

Mayflowa:
It's not funny! If God willeth, they would be back to life.

God doesn't willeth. Their life is over.
So prepare for your own death as I prepare for mine too..

Luckybelt:
really sad!

They thought they've made it na!
Run from Nigeria, carry UK citizenship.
Use pastor money to flex.
Na im the whole family use their own hand and die inside swimming pool again.

Moses carried the whole Israelites through an entire Red Sea, nobody died.

Please stop flexing and do God's work humbly

bamac:
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Please call/Whatsapp on 08091180137 to order from Jumia now through a reliable and trustworthy Jumia Sales consultant.

I that so? As you know where it's available, buy it and give me. Let me also test it na!?

priceaction:
Vanity
Wetin this one dey do that my Nokia touch can't do

Na 18k Nokia 1, dey use. And I still receive important calls and WhatsApp messages .

Bluffly:
Learner. Honda doesn't have shaft issues but control arm ball joint. And it is Accord and Crv majorly. All front wheel has shaft issues and Benz 4matic has it more but people change before it gives way.

What is this award about?
We do not manufacturer either car.
Oyibo manufactured it and we just buy the one we can afford. Then we are giving Oyibo award for their car again?
Do you think they will dash you free car for giving them award for their own product?

See where unsold cars are kept and Oyibo cannot even dash somebody ONE single one
Nonsense award


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF93asGV9ro

Jewessgratitude:
,,,,,,,,go on your kneels and apologise ..... so go on your kneels now.

KNEES
(No "L"

olaodun:
Sorry for what had happened if what you said is the true picture however
Please discuss with him to know your offence and let conscience guide you if you are guilty of what he said and apologize and also demand your apology from for beating you and forgive and forget for the sake of your family and children
if he does not listen to you discuss with the close person he respects and listens to to resolve the issue and move on life is more complex than to be busy with with irrelevant issues .This is my little contribution

This woman is oblivious of her husband's work. Maybe he does JuJu to get money.but the foolish woman doesn't know, doesn't ask questions and just wants to party and snap pictures.
The husband is deeply worried and angry and stuff but the wife is unconcerned.
Hence the beating...
Before new year, he will do another one again
He could have lost his job, or business.
But the stupid women is will not ask about this

BRATISLAVA:
She even went to the party to pretend all is well. People like her license battery. He will do worse and expect her to cover it up. The way she's already acted, she probably will. Her children will bear the scars of her complacence with her life.

It's a stupid behaviour.
OP woman is just a pretender and cover artist. Things are not fine, you won't talk. You still snapping picture and opening teeth. And that is what you husband beat you for. Instead of asking him, "Dear what is wrong?" Maybe he's even a yahoo boy.
OP is so foolish and caught up in herself she has no idea what her husband is up to and she isn't concerned either. Just to snap picture and attend party

The husband will bash her up before new year and she must cover up that one again... Open her big teeth and snap more pictures on Instagram.

crackhaus:
1. I asked him politely to go and change, he got angry at me and told me to keep quiet and he went inside.

2. I asked him if we could take a family picture, he just snapped and slapped me and started beating me up so badly.

After giving you the benefit of a doubt and assuming this is exactly how it happened - then your husband has definitely gone mad to react to absolutely nothing.
Please politely ask him if there is madness running in his family, make sure you ask him from a safe distance because he will surely use the nearest furniture to kill you.

Madness does not have a cure, but it can be managed.
Arrange to have him put in chains and get him on medications till everything returns to normal.

After marrying and borning pikin? Is now you want to ask about his family madness?
All you people that cannot hold your prick before marriage.

Ask all relevant and necessary questions before marriage. Investigate the family before marriage.

Charmingrascal:
Obviously ur medulla oblongata has been corrupted you need to format it.

After scoring F9 in Biology, this is the only biggest English that you know?

Ayoswit:
Bini juju no dey disappoint , return the stolen goods or die

Apart from heaven, there is no other Kingdom except hell fire
Those that worship JuJu, don't have no place in heaven.
JuJu is not from God so how can it have any place in heaven?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

I thought its only animal that eat from the floor?

grandiose4ever:
I'm sure you will

I can't fly my workers overseas
But I can "drive" them comot my house

Tapout:
and i was about to book a flight...good thing i stumbled on this

This your comment. Be like Nigeria has only one Aeroplane, this very one in the story.

midnighter:
Well, how can somebody appreciate art when their stomach is empty? Art has a low priority in the hierarchy of needs

What can we do? Nigeria's problem is still as basic as just seeing food to eat.

oloyedprince1:
dis man z not serious oooo, with all d x and y we have been solving in d University, u now tell is we lack d capacity to solve problem.....

Is X and Y you ate this morning abi?

AgamaProf:
To get scholarship in Nigeria is war. The one I got, I could remember how I wrote countless letters threatening federal scholarship board to pay us. Eventually they paid when it was done with the program. And the money no even big.

Nigerians favour Big Brother Naija more than Education.
Somebody will open Yash in Big Brother house and win N25,000,000.