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Foreign Affairs › Re: Billions Of Locusts Swarm Over East Africa by uuzba(m): 2:25pm On Jan 25, 2020

thundafire:
I trust in Nigeria na pot all for end up

Once we start eating it, that's when you will hear "Locust Extinction inevitable".
Somebody should invent soup for the thing O.

Crime › Re: Two Kidnappers Arrested In Katsina Forest (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:39am On Jan 25, 2020

Charly68:
Until Govt finds job for these men,there won't be peace in the land. What we are seeing today is a result of long years of neglect of the common people. Now that the devil has hijacked them,no more sleep for the rich. A nation in which Army General was murdered in day light has gone deep in criminality . .Buhari should think out of the box and send military men for modern warfare training . He was quoted that they will use civil war experience to defeat the terrorists. The truth is 1960s warfare tactics can't work well in our modern day war

People need jobs. Simple
He can't just go and kill everybody who misbehaves. There won't be anybody left in the country.

Crime › Re: Two Kidnappers Arrested In Katsina Forest (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:35am On Jan 25, 2020

eedimo:
One criminal arrested...more recruited.
We manage the symptoms and ignore the underlying cause.
Crazy country though.

Underlying cause?
Underlying cause is No Job .
We have no jobs because we have No industries.
We have no industries because we rather import finished goods into the country than manufacture our own goods and export.
Cars, phone shoes, pant....even petrol.
We can't even manufacture petrol. We have to export crude oil for Western nations to refine it into petrol, then import the petrol back.

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Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Power Sector Gulped N1.7 Trillion In 3 Years by uuzba(m): 9:42am On Jan 24, 2020

Tpave:
Without result

This is how Nigerian education is also.
Everybody has PhD. But nobody has solved Nigeria's problem.

Education › Re: Can I Do Masters In Nigeria With Second Class Lower? by uuzba(m): 8:32am On Jan 23, 2020

Dukeolumidemans:
Omo look for way go outside and do any course u see even if na Animal Husbandry. Even if na Togo or Swaziland go. Our certificate no get meaning again...

Hmm.
Animal Husbandry
Mid-Wifery
….
House-Girlry

Health › Re: Indonesian Teenager Impaled By Needlefish That Jumped Out Of Water (Graphic Pix) by uuzba(m): 7:44am On Jan 23, 2020

frozen70:
Evil fish

This is why we kill fish, fry and eat.

Properties › Re: Rent Payment: Monthly Vs Yearly by uuzba(m): 3:54pm On Jan 22, 2020

Bahddo:
Depends. You must be wealthy to pay yearly rent in Europe or the US. They pay monthly because that is what the vast majority can afford after taxes and other bills.
Rent is relatively cheap in Nigeria so a lot more persons can afford to pay a full year (even 2) at once.

Exactly.
I paid £180 monthly in UK for a one-room flat. At the time, £1 = N250
In fact it was just 1 room with cooker and cabinet on one side. I used to go outside to take my bath.
That gives N540,000 annual rent for a 1-room flat.
What kind of bullshit is that?
Big boys in Lekki were paying that kind of money for 3 bedroom flat.

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Properties › Re: Rent Payment: Monthly Vs Yearly by uuzba(m): 3:48pm On Jan 22, 2020

Mrquincy:
In Nigeria, Monthly rent would have been the best. This will make everyone, especially the youths to sit up and work to earn a living, instead of being online trolling people and commenting on every nonsense Tunde Ednut posts. The thought of being homeless at the end of the month will make Nigerians work hard or become creative to earn a living.

Monthy How?
So where are the youth now?
If they can't pay only 1-month rent, is it 12 months rent they will pay?
The person that is homeless is already homeless, 1 month or 12 months.

My fear is that when people can pay 12 months (1 year) rent by being disciplined and saving money, then you now come and tell them to pay only
1 month rent, they will think they have excess money. Then spend it anyhow on shoe, watch and phones and then indeed become broke and homeless the next month.

Properties › Re: Rent Payment: Monthly Vs Yearly by uuzba(m): 3:43pm On Jan 22, 2020

Europeans, Westerners all live on credit.
Their bank account is 0.00. They use credit card for everything. Food, Clothes, Car, Phone contract, mortgage.
And then they spend their lives, working and paying back the credit, month after month.
In that type of life, one can barely save anything. That's why they pay monthly rent. They can never save money like us to pay yearly.
We Nigerians do not have credit system.
Nobody here will give you Food, Clothes, Car, Phone contract, mortgage on credit.
Go and earn your complete money first, before buying anything.
So somehow, we are better at saving money.
We can save to pay annual rent.
But believe me, if you allow your life to go down the path of credit-credit-credit.... you can never gain it back.
Majority of British students take out a student loan to even go to university. And this money is deducted from their salary if and when they get jobs
after graduation.
Many get seriously depressed becuase of this. If they don't pay, it is recorded as a bad credit rating and they can not take more credit for any other thing.
Some just gather small money, enter aeroplane and run to Australia (a country made or formerly British citizens) and start a new life there, never to return to UK.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Mock James Momoh Over 'Dream About 24-Hour Electricity In Nigeria' by uuzba(m): 1:03pm On Jan 22, 2020

Righteousness89:
Vision 2020 comes to Mind...

Nigeria matter Really hurts..

A Blessed Nation with Heartless, Wicked and Conscienceless leadership.....

I Believe We will get there! Getting there as a One entity called "Nigeria" is what I am not sure of..

This is Africa. All these small-small lines are the boundaries of different ethnic groups (tribes).
Can you find Nigeria there?
When oyibos were designing our African countries, they didn't look at these lines at all. They just drew boundaries anywhere they like.
Today now, na vex and fight 24/7.
2 tribes cannot work together to achieve anything.

TV/Movies › Re: Channels Tv Reporter Shoves Colleague During a Live Coverage in Lagos (Video) by uuzba(m): 2:36pm On Jan 21, 2020

So unprofessional..
Same thing with our Moderators here!

Well different things can mess up news broadcast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dyVAECOBgY

Celebrities › Re: Prince Harry Speaks From The Heart: 'I Want You To Hear The Truth From Me' by uuzba(m): 12:55pm On Jan 21, 2020

tstx:
U reading this... Can you give up royalty because of a girl...?

You do you have royalty?
Can you even give up looking at your phone when talking to someone else?
When you are talking to somebody and your phone rings, who is more important?
The person you are talking to or the person calling you in the phone?

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Food › Re: Concern Over Low Quality Of Local Rice by uuzba(m): 12:26pm On Jan 21, 2020

olasaad:
I know my problem is how will our government not caring about what we eat. Very few of the so call local rice are safe for consumption most are dirty and full of stone's.

Kukuma just learn how to clean your rice by yourself. Or set up an industry cleaning the rice.
Stop waiting for government to do anything in this country.

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Food › Re: Concern Over Low Quality Of Local Rice by uuzba(m): 12:25pm On Jan 21, 2020

JosEast:
We are enjoying local rice now with little little stones inside.

Remove the stones na!?
ABI oyibo should come and remove the stones for us then sell it back to us as imported rice?

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Politics › Re: Abule Egba Pipeline Explosion: Sanwo-Olu Condolence Message To Families, Victims by uuzba(m): 11:34pm On Jan 20, 2020

psalmsmiles:
nawa o

Everyone prayed for New year, dance and ate Christmas chicken.
January never finish.
Na-Na, explosion and death.
May they rest in peace.
May the rest of us be watchful and prayerful.

Travel › Re: Another Petrol Tanker Fire In Onitsha Yesterday (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:26pm On Jan 19, 2020

Thegeneralqueen:
Unlike Lagos where the fire go burn half of eko before fire fighters shows up I'm tired of this Lagos

The only problem of Lagos is overpopulation. The facilities are not sufficient for the population.

People be complaining about Lagos.
Commot Na!? They will still be there

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Properties › Re: 3-Storey Building Collapses In Ago Palace Way, Lagos by uuzba(m): 3:10pm On Jan 17, 2020

Lucid1:
All those tiny rods, na wah for some builders o

It's not really the rods.
Most times. it's too much sand instead of cement.
If you just make mistake not to supervise the construction, they will just be mixing sand and patching the house.
Small thing, the house will just fall.

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Politics › Re: TCN Confirms Collapse Of National Grid by uuzba(m): 9:56pm On Jan 16, 2020

Racoon:
To provide 24hours electricity is still rocket science.

Yes it is.
When the infrastructure has to be set up amongst so many different tribes people.
Some need the light, others break and steal the Electrical components to keep reselling.
Others still do not need the light at all do they can keep selling generators.

Multiple tribes people not sharing same goal.

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Politics › Re: Is This Well Located In Nigeria? (Photo) by uuzba(m): 11:59am On Jan 16, 2020

Denko2721987:
This is massive sink / swallow hole they are messing with right there with the potential to swallow surrounding homes around there.. If e happen now, them go say Allah yabada hakuri..

Somebody must buy land and build house Na!?
You are taking as if we are in UK where the entire country is built by the government and everyone just rents properly surveyed and constructed property.

We are local indigenes here from Biblical times till now, and No government has ever built any house for local indigenes.

Politics › Re: Is This Well Located In Nigeria? (Photo) by uuzba(m): 11:55am On Jan 16, 2020

FocusedDiva:
Scary..

It's just erosion
They built the well with the usual well rings
Due to no fault of theirs, the ground around there got badly eroded. But the well is still standing.

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Properties › Re: Nigerian Cooking Makes House Smell: London Landlord Denies Gambian Accommodation by uuzba(m): 10:37am On Jan 16, 2020

jovijovi:
Pls. Continue cooking ur African food they will soon like the aroma,

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Uncle,
I lived in a house upstairs with an Indian in another room.
2 British downstairs.
I was still trying my best with just rice and stew. But that Indian guy, I no just understand.
If na so the whole India be, there's no point going there.
Curry 24/7/365 for ordinary boiled water sef.
Me sef, could not stand the smell. I pitied the 2 British downstairs. I hope our smell did not reach them.

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Properties › Re: Nigerian Cooking Makes House Smell: London Landlord Denies Gambian Accommodation by uuzba(m): 10:33am On Jan 16, 2020

baratech:
The landlady is fine sha

All women are fine.

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Properties › Re: Nigerian Cooking Makes House Smell: London Landlord Denies Gambian Accommodation by uuzba(m): 10:32am On Jan 16, 2020

Smellingrillmea:
U re black she thinks u re shit......she is racist she is ugly

Ehhh? she is fine.
Simply put, there has to be agreement on what can be done on the property.
The whole nation of Oyibo in Western world, cannot eat pepper or spicy food.
As you are going to live with them, adjust your stomach and eat their food.

If you must still eat our Nigerian food, then find a landlord, or restaurant that allows it.

Properties › Re: Nigerian Cooking Makes House Smell: London Landlord Denies Gambian Accommodation by uuzba(m): 10:25am On Jan 16, 2020

[quote author= post=85838752]Na wa o.
Tins dey happen for dis obodo oyibo o.

Nothing can separate us from the love of edika ikong, ogbono and tuwo and efo riro.

God bless Nigeria.[/quote]These ones will bust their head.
I used to cook rice and stew only O when I lived as a student with them.
Ordinary the small pepper of the stew was turning their eyes and nose.
If I come and be Yoruba nko? The house for don catch fire.
Na only bread and butter them dey dey eat.

Politics › Re: Herdsmen Abandon Their Cows In Ijare, Ondo, Run For Their Lives by uuzba(m): 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2020

maynation:
Then think say Ondo state na enugu.

They ran to their house to get support and ammunition
They know your house.
Do you know their own house?

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Health › Re: Nigerians Use Paracetamol To Cook Meat: Concern As More People Use It by uuzba(m): 10:34am On Jan 14, 2020

fixedhollies:
Make dem increase the price go #1000, they will think twice to use 1k buy paracetamol or buy more kerosene...

What of people who really want to use it for its purpose!

.... It's a sign of poverty in the land! We wan hasten meat,

It's a sign of poverty,
It's a sign of poverty,
It's a sign of poverty....

How many signs of poverty do we need?
As of this 2020 with all the jobless graduates roaming around, is it not crystal clear that Nigeria is a poor nation by now?
How many more signs does one need?

Politics › Re: Nigeria Moves Against Illegal Chinese Miners, Others by uuzba(m): 6:29am On Jan 13, 2020

bakynes3:
Local Kings, Local Government Chairman and Governors know about these things. Those Chinese Miners settle them.

A King is the head of his kingdom.
Nobody is above him
So it is impossible for the president of this nation to be above the King's and subject them to his laws. They will not obey ..it is impossible for them to obey
You better abolish their Kingdom and remove all their powers first.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Moves Against Illegal Chinese Miners, Others by uuzba(m): 6:27am On Jan 13, 2020

While reacting to a question on how the government plans to deal with monarchs supporting Illegal mining activities, he told PREMIUM TIMES that ”indicted kings and chiefs will face the law.”

This is the main problem of Nigeria.
How can you be a King under a president?
Indicted Kings and Chiefs will face the law.

Which law? The president will place a law over a King?

Such is impossible.

Family › Re: I Just Ended My Marriage! Single Mum I Married Still Contacts Her Ex Regularly by uuzba(m): 4:55pm On Jan 11, 2020

nini007:
So sorry. But u made the right call early

Marriage is till "Death do you part"
So far her former husband is alive, just find your way and look for proper single woman Leave the woman alone.
This is plain adultery

Politics › Re: Ikoyi, Victoria Island Clean-Up Begins, 36 Vehicles Impounded by uuzba(m): 9:18am On Jan 11, 2020

Blizzykay:
Hope this is not the joint my friend and I dey use cool down with one bottle by that Bank road junction coming from obalende

Ol boy, Na the joint be that O
Mechanic been dey that side before.

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Crime › Re: Chloe Davison Commits Suicide Because She Wasn’t Getting Enough Likes Online by uuzba(m): 4:49pm On Jan 10, 2020

tityboi:
Facebook owner are killers thought they removed the likes thing recently is it still showing again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vzBdIejVY

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Crime › Re: Chloe Davison Commits Suicide Because She Wasn’t Getting Enough Likes Online by uuzba(m): 4:48pm On Jan 10, 2020

MrBrownJay1:
useless pikin!!!!!

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