₦airaland Forum

jericco1:
the government can no longer sustain its own

But we continue to elect same government over and over again.

handsomeyinka:
Am just thinking of the excuse I will tell my children once they grow up that I was mistakenly posted to Nigeria from heaven

You are prepared to meet God when you die and tell the Almighty face to face, that he made a mistake putting your in Nigeria?
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Think well before you answer.
I will suggest that you ask him (pray...) what his plan is for you in Nigeria.

(If I said pray now, you might misunderstand it to mean, shouting holololoololo in tongues which has neither content nor meaning).

nonye6194:
Approaching the entrance, we met so many cars parked on both sides of the road leading towards the place. One of us actually thought we are about to gate crash a wedding. I was seriously hoping she was wrong tho. Fortunately, she was wrong . The cars represented the number of folks who drove down to see the place like we came to.

Mental note: If you're not a crowd person, visiting LCC on weekends isn't advisable.

We proceeded to purchase our ticets from the ticketing officer. Each adult pays an entrance fee of N1000 to access any facility in the centre except for the canopy walk. You'll have to pay another thousand (N1000) for that. Since the canopyplans walk was in our plans, we paid a total of N6000 for the three of us. And here's where our adventure started.

Buckle up amigo.

They tagged you people like cows?

I no dey go. What nonsense.!

afroniger:
America and gun violence are like bread and butter.

All white Americans are decendants of Europeans. They crossed over from Europe to the new found land, America and decided to use guns in this new land as opposed to back home in Europe where guns are hardly used.
It is now their culture. It is a mill stone tied around their neck. It will kill all of them.

chukxie:
Most probably a black-on-black crime. African Americans keep killing one another for literally no reasons. What a shame.

Nigerians also kill each other for foolish reasons.

Oshotse21:
May God destroy all the blood sucking demons on our high ways

Uncle, go and repair your car, repair your brakes, tires, drop your phone and stop making and receiving. calls. Eat properly. Sleep well. Don't drive if angry. Do not drive if you are sick or taking medication.
These are all basic driving 101 rules.
People continue disobeying these rules.

Davash222:
Seems they’re transporting fuel.

No. Maybe palm oil.
If it was any fuel, petrol, kerosene or diesel, the entire vehicle would have burnt to ashes.

izzou:


I better leave this country before all embassies lock their doors towards Nigerians

This country is messed up.

Better do fast. Because as far as white man knows, all black people are these same thing. You will also face problem in the country you run to. So I advice, stay away from Nigerians or any black person as well.

So it's like a black Woody Woodpecker

abbeycial:
Nigerians bewarned... don't ever disclose your banking details to a third party no matter how official the person asking may seem.

your ATM card pan, pin, OTTP e. t. c are sure ways these fraudsters can gain access to your bank account.

I have observed several cases and I must say that there is always an element of greed on the part of some individuals.

No free lunch would ever be good enough to make you disclose your banking details to anonymous/unauthorized individuals.

You're talking to deaf, dumb and blind people.
In 2015, I went to Owerri in IMO state for whatever reason.
I noticed that whenever I went to an ATM to withdraw, there'd be a short queue. And each person stayed so long to withdraw.
I later noticed that these people each have like 4 or 5 different people's ATM and PIN number. They said they are"helping" their friend to withdraw. They use to do it Na!

What a bunch of lazy, corrupt asses!

Redoil:
So many angry and hungry people in buhari next level

Are we not the ones that voted him in?

Bossontop:

The question is.....How him take escape the "YABALEFT" hospital??

What type of stupid question is this? Have you ever taken anybody there for treatment? Do you care about anybody's health?
You who sit at the side and laugh at sick people.

bluemansion:
It's might still be better than coming back to Nigeria.

Weldone. This picture and video will be sent back to their embassy in Nigeria as evidence that Nigerian girls are LOSERS in Europe
HENCE....
DENY any other Nigerians visa to travel

Bossontop:

If any girl tell me say she dey go yankee the first question i go ask am b4 i tell am congrats na "Do u av money??" .......if not i know wetin dey carry u go dia

Even at the embassy, they will ask for YOUR bank statement. To guarantee that you are financially buoyant. Not to go to Europe and mess up.
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But people with empty account will go and use another person's account statement. That is already LIE no1.
Now that things have exploded, you're now complaining of poor living standard.

Nonsense. Let me catch you Europe.

praizblog:
Watch the Heart breaking Video HERE

If you write "heart breaking" again, I find you and flog your heart.

Am we the ones that told them to run to Europe?

Did we ask them to go to Europe?
Untop say una do your runs to "escape" to Europe, Europe don hook you for neck, una come dey shout?
So we should go to Europe and go and beat all of them for you?

Nonsense.
Abeg make I hear word

Remsilla:
I just hope that "trick" doesn't hurt the baby's neck.

No length to what human beings will do to disconnect and each take the road of pride abd follow his lonely way.
Upon the fact that God made baby to depend on mother and father, you still manage to cut off the baby from yourself. To do what now? You want to worship the god of android phone and sacrifice to it, playing candy crush.

Abeg, this is a Nigerian website. We carry Nigerian news here

"Someone was spotted ...."
Is he in this Nigeria? Did you see him?
Which tribe is he from? What's the shape of his head?

Don't carry oyibo news to come and disturb us here.

Monkers:
God said he is a jealous God

God is the Almighty. He created everything. EVERYTHING!
Your heart, your will, everything about you.
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If You created a creature, a small man in your image and likeness and the man runs away from you, refuses to answer you when you call him, hide from you inside bush, refuse to greet you....
...and instead goes to worship and respect another thing that you created,..
... Uncle, how will you feel?

Griiiiiin:
hmmn ..y is dis one nw on d front page

Because it is unique.

yenereal:
It doesn't have any meaning, not even funny. Next please.

This is African traditional art. I don't know when it started. But these things are here to stay.
Maybe your generation will just wipe out everything and have no historical images or records to show your children and grand children.

9iceprince:
see mumu how many of nairalanders have their PVC all u do is for u to vote on nairaland and mind u this site is full of hating Christians and Ipob pigs

Ok O. I'm neither of the above.

Mystick:
A stumbling block to a progressive reform is what this archaic president is to our nation.
He thinks tribalistic first before nationalistic.

I don't really understand. On this forum, the number of people against Buhari is more than those for him. Let's say 90%.
So if majority of us are against him, who are those that voted for him a 2nd term? Which forum are those ones browsing?
Abi what happened?

Factfinder1:
Let somebody shout hallelujah

Pray your own quietly, you will not pray. It's only to be shouting and disturbing in residential areas that you know.

Jayslicky:
This is the way igbos and yorubas fight when they meet online.

We that are neither Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa are watching you all. When you have fought finish and killed each other, we will take over Nigeria.

decatalyst:
Your expect him to have the courage of an eagle and the boldness of a Lion at that age?

If he couldn't talk to his own father and mother about it, then he was a very foolish boy and should shut up. We that are on internet that he is telling, are we to go and find the house girl and beat her for him?
Nonsense.

nicolasakins:
D biggest mistake i ever made in my life was writing dis so called jss3 waec.
it's as useless as shit.

JS3

Shaev7:
I repeat, JSS3 exam is a scam. Do not even write it! It prepares you for nothing. Has anybody or company ever asked for the Cert?

JS3

JS3

kamez:
of all the fun and crazy ways to celebrate ur birthday, jumping our of a plane was the most appealing to her....


some people go just take their hand they tempt devil.....

Upon all our suffering in Africa. If they carry you to oyibo land, you might get so fruastrated with their foolihness that you will start beating some people.

bring the plane and fly me to Mexico. I gurantee you, I will not fall from that plane.