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NaijaOlosho:
Afonja restaurant can not make it through this level because of too much pepper

The Igbos are talented but Nnamdi KANU is der major problem

What good are you bashing other citizens of your own country? If you don't like them, why not leave the country and go to another one?

Icon79:
Every food should be applauded in London, even an amala and ewedu sef

A typical British food sucks ... every single one of them.
O pari

If I didn't live and work in UK, I would have been clapping for you.
When in Rome, do as the Romans.
I ate all the British food. Nothing happened to me. Very easy to cook.
I'm here in Nigeria, eating all the whole Nigerian food. Nothing still happened to me.
Each region has it's own food.

If you were born in UK, no matter how you long throat for pepper, it does not grow there.
Coconut, palm fruit, banana, plantain, yam, cassava.. They don't grow there.
So that can not be a part of your diet unless you import them which will be very expensive for you.

The world is finishing. Shey Africa didn't use to have hurricane and cyclone before. That one was for western world. We were busy watching, feeling cool and fighting each other. Now, hurricane has entered Africa. Shey we will stop fighting each other now!?

IamD18:
I find it difficult to believe this kind of news.


Like, a lady you proposed and got married to, made vows to take proper care of her, spent romantic time with and made love together.

Next thing, you'll kill her.

Nawao!! This is just shocking.

Pray for maturity. Something as simple as the lady chatting with some unknown person on whatsapp can cause the man to do this.

Skyfornia:
Money is not the ROOT of all evils...money is the SEED.

THE LOVE of money is the root of all evil.
Use Money, stained as it is, to gain friends, so thar when thing go bad for you, you can have whom to take care of you.

ValCon888:
This is really nice.
I advise all single ladies to start falling sick and get admitted.
The mosquito that will bite your future husband is on the way.

I'm yet to see a Nigerian lady that will FALL SICK and collapse when the buildup to domestic fight is on the way. All Nigerian ladies become iNCREDIBLE HULK, expanding with more anger, till they fight and recieve black eye from the husband.
Now that is time to marry, una de fall sick and feeble.

This news is not complete. 18 year old is not enough adjective to describe the girl. More description should be added to the girl. What type of girl exactly is she?
*Final year 18 year old student?
*2 weeks to graduation 18 year old?
*Just complted Nysc 18 year old student?
*Pregnant 18 year old?
*2 weeks before wedding 18 year old girl?
*2 weeks after wedding 18 year Old girl?
*Pretty 18 year old girl?
Please select any of the above common descriptions of girls as per the rules of this website.

id4sho:
HONDA ,i stand to be corrected

GAZZUZZ food Don do.

No be Honda dey comot tire everytime?

WinningEleven:
but what if the parents tried their best to set him straight but he never listened?

There is a common belief the world over that teenagers are just stupid useless set of people.
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This is wrong. They are psuedo adults. They have childish mind and adult bodies. It is just a stage of life we all pass through that must be handled carefully.

ipobarethieves:
and ur English teacher told u to use small letter e abi/ nah Taiwanese? .U are confused. I'm a Linguists. i'm ready for your type..Ask anybody that graduated from Faculty of Arts, OAU in 89/90 about one pa Olowookere.Go argue with him with your confused English.

I'm not a linguist O. You are.
All this "U" and "Ur", is that how you people used to do your own degree? Every phone/pc has a full working keyboard. Are you people fearing to press the correct letters or you don't know the letters to press?

ipobarethieves:
nah wah ooo.So these pipu dnt have foundation dat can address situation like these without constitute a nuisance to the society? From Baba Suwe,Fadeyi Oloro and now Alabi Yellow..Restoration to dem

So sick old people are a nuisance to society?
I hereby grant you long life.
You shall live to the ripe age of 305 years, to pass on in the year 2319.

IamaNigerianGuy:
At last someone with sense.

Instead of the government concentrating on fixing the dilapidated school infrastructure and overhauling the system, they are busy giving gifts of money to Success and the film maker.

Government is about providing the "greatest good for the greatest number"

That is the typical government village mindset of bribery. Our governments never have national interest.
Why can't we vote out these people?
See, we were all pressing computer and feeling cool. Windows 10 forced everbody to use internet.
We were all talking and feeling high. Android phone forced everybody to be computer literate.
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Something will happen that will force our eyey open and we will force out all these village minded govt officicials.

ElsonMorali:
Lol. Excuses everywhere. No need. Nigerians are used to unending and intermittent blackouts. No need for sloppy excuse.

But why person go just wake up for early mormor go dey spoil public infrastructure sef.

Nigerians believe that they own their personal property (phone, car etc). But they don't believe that public property is shared property of Nigeria|Nation. The concept of "Nation/National/Nigeira" does not mean anything to anybody.
If you mention "America" to a typical American, they will say "Land of Freedom, Superpower, American Dream". All of them know it because their forefathers came from Europe to conquer the land for all of them. It is in their vested interest to maintain the land and all public infrastructure. They want their country to be better than other countries.
Not so for us, Nigerians.
When we say "Nigeria", what comes to the mind of the typical Indegene is Hmm, Nonsense! My Village is my concern, Nigeria is corrupt, useless leaders, How can I escape overseas? How can I escape to my village?"
Americans do not have village mind. The whole America is their village.

BrainEya:
Who sign the bill that I should be born in Nigeria..
He or she should come and lead me..

You very well know the answer. God chose your parents for you and they happend to be in this Nigeria place to give birth to you. All your other ancestors were all here. Shey God told Adam and Eve, "increase, multipy and fill the earth". Is not only one place everybody will be packaged na!. So our own dividend is that we reached Nigeria. Make best use of it and stop complaining.

frank317:
He needs to have a good explanation for the sake if tomorrow. That's his best friend we are talking about and I am sure there is a reason why the other guy feels comfortable bringing his chicks to the house.

This is a man's thing, he must act with his brain and not heart like most women do.

I remember years back when I was serving. This loving roommate of mine always brought his girl to the room (our beds are close). I liked my roommate but didn't like the fact he brought his girl in most night.

I reacted to this and this had an effect to our relationship. Looking back I wished I had just let things go because I really didn't have reason to be angry but for jealousy (which I even denied to myself)

The Op can't just say he does not like this guy bringing his girl for nothing. Perhaps he wish he was the one having the girls. Perhaps chicks do not fall for him (despite doing better than his friend) like his friend.

If it's washing stains, ask the guy to make effort to keep the bed neat. He is ur friend, don't let woman palavar spoil thinks.

And pls go out a little... U only live young once.

It is never right to sleep in the same room with the opposite sex if they are not your married partner.
You are no longer a baby. You have undergone complete puberty and your sexual organs are fully ready for reproduction.
ONLY one thing can happen, Sex! Thoughts about sex. No space for God.
If God is not in your life, guess who is in your life!
It's very simple.
Why unmarried youth cannot stay away from Sex, I cannot tell.
You will marry your wife oneday and have 80 years married life looking at each other 24/7 in the same room.

Why can't you just wait?

aanuoluwami14:
Find a continent time to sit him down, tell him with a brotherly love, also preach the gospel of Christ to him, God might want to use you for him.

OP is suffering temptation.
People are looking for house. And you have house, swept clean and empty. Na E devil carry himself enter.
Isn't there such a passage in the Bible?
Somebody had evil spirit worrying him. They cast out the spirit. The guy was cured. Instead of filling his mind and heart with God, he was relaxing and doing nothing. Na im the Spirit waka upandan, and came back to check the person's head. Upon meeting the head, very clean and empty, it went and carried 7 other BADDER spirits and they scattered the guys head finish.
OP is trying to be neutral between good and evil. Sitting on the fence.

aanuoluwami14:
Always go on your knees for prayers, read the word of God and declare good health into your life, you are healed in Christ's name, amen.

OP is suffering temptation.
People are looking for house. And you have house, swept clean and empty. Na E devil carry himself enter.
Isn't there such a passage in the Bible?
Somebody had evil spirit worrying him. They cast out the spirit. The guy was cured. Instead of filling his mind and heart with God, he was relaxing and doing nothing. Na im the Spirit waka upandan, and came back to check the person's head. Upon meeting the head, very clean and empty, it went and carried 7 other BADDER spirits and the scattered the guys head finish.

Obere4u:
When people don't understand the safety of pedestrian crossing. Is it rail safety they will understand? Until someone dies from a speeding train, we won't take caution. Most Nigerians do things they are asked not to.

If a Nigerian was to be Adam, he would have eaten the forbidden fruit before Eve would have been created.

Humanbeings are thesame. Unfortunately we keep comparing European society as a whole with Nigeria. Take your Bible and read about Moses, Abraham.... They were in Egypt, Iraq/Iran part of the world. This was 3000-4000 years ago. From that region, Europeans began developing their societies.
So Europe as a society you are seeing today, has existed over 4000 years. People did FOOLISH AND STUPID THINGS.
But have you not asked, "WHAT ABOUT WEST AFRICA? This Nigeria part?"
Nobody was here. This region was empty. Nobody's forefather was here 4000 years ago. This region was polulated barely 1000 years ago by scattered villages, hunter gatherers. Nobody was writing any book here.
So AS A JOINT SOCIETY, we are very innexperienced and young. Hence all the discoordination and fighting.
It will take more years before we adjust.

luizkyworld:
Nigeria, a funny country where the poor kill themselves for stealing petty stuffs and celebrate the major thieves (politicians) for stealing their future!

The people are more familiar with their immediate belongings.
They are not familiar with Nigeria as a concept.

Turantula:
Go to Iran for holidays, No Go to Saudi Arabia, No Where do you want to go to then? Paris, London, Rome, Berlin. Whats ur name? Mohammed..... Allahu Akbar

Abdul Haq-ra Bomb!

Magnumproperty:
Everything naaaa competition for Nigeria

That's how we will compete and kill each other. Nigeria does not need any external enemies. We are already enough for ourselves.

West2019:
Take her to American for what I don't understand , for discovery HIV treatment ?

People have gone stupid. How can one suggest separating the child from her parents because of America?
Are people mad?

asuustrike1:
This girl should be taken abroad.

Are you a family destroyer? Under no circumstance should this child be separated from her parents.

If you cannot carry her whole family abroad, then keep your suggestion. Don't let over excitement cause you
to lose a sense of order and dignity.

This is the meaning of burning down the house.

That one she did was burning beans on the cooker.

[quote author=Jagaban880 post=77001844][/quote]What exactly do you gain by fighting your country's army?
If they fight against you, that news can be carried around the world and external aid sent over. If you start fighting them, the world will just sit and watch as both of you kill each other.

What then do you gain in this world?

since the taking off and landing of plane is the most dangerous part of air travel, all passengers should be given this cloth.
Take off and land by yourself. Come and join the plane in the air.

Jagaban880:
lazy idiotic weaklings armies na only civilians una get strength for.........some of dem ...lazy for physical combat...........
make dem drop weapon ...two army against..Me..for physical combat..the way i go handle dem ba......people go tink say dem b theif

If the citizen is willing to fight the army of his country, then he is no longer a citizen of the country.

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Biglittlelois:
But why? Why have unprotected sex if you can't face the consequences? The innocent baby

Contraception is wrong.

Sex is meant for marriage. The purpose of sex is to bring forward new life.
Contraception is a selfish act that cuts off the natural order that God put in place.
You just doing things anyhow and throwing God aside.

Biglittlelois:
But why? Why have unprotected sex if you can't face the consequences? The innocent baby

Sex is meant for marriage.
Please hold yourself. Pregnancy is the result of sex.
Sex outside marriage is fornication.
Please find other things doing if you are not prepared for marriage.

Sex is meant for marriage.
Please hold yourself. Pregnancy is the result of sex.
Sex outside marriage is fornication.
Please find other things doing if you are not prepared for marriage.

grayht:
Android 7.0 has screen recorder

You are following these people to talk?
No matter the one you have, they will always tell you that your own is the old version.