₦airaland Forum

RoyalUc:
"When one helps her now and she goes viral Nigerians will like to associate and render meaningless help..."

You are very correct my brother. I thought about this same thing just yesterday, especially because of Success' story.
A little child may sleep in the street for months while we all walk pass. The day it's brought to the social media, is the day you will know Nigerians are philanthropists

Stop posting things on Social Media.
You need help? Ask a human being that you can see in front of you.
Stop all this "reporting your private life on social media for all to see". Were you born with phone gummed to your hand? What happened to your God given privacy?
People are addicted to phone. Cure your addiction and stop looking for excuses.

Baddiezz:
eeya maybe na hin last cash be that

If it's your first cash, shey you wil leave it and go?

saydfact:
at this rate - no smake wld survive Nigeria by 2040

What of chicken? When will chickens finish at the rate we are eating them?

Yoighaman:
@OP, please next time, run for your dear life, you might not be this lucky again.

NL has many stories from around Nigeria.
Any story of somebody killed by snake?

noni14:
how do u guys always kill this snakes without been beaten ?

It's not thesames set of guys who repeatedly kill snakes O.
Surely for each snake story on the NL, the person has killed only that ONE snake in his life.
So it's all down to your bravery. The day you finally see snake inside bush, you can stand there, look at it and finally report to us, who kill who. You or the snake.

Investmentfreak:
A

W

Is that the exact ship that sank?
Copy paste bloggers

Ok O.

adorablepepple:
Hian! Why did you borrow her your bag in the first place.

Borrow is to Collect
Lend is to Give

Why did you (Give) Lend her your bag in the first place?

cucumbae:
That Chinese restaurant management are into shady activities inside the restaurant.No business man will drive their customers away.That restaurant has once been raided for trafficking Chinese young ladies for prostitution.

They are printing our worthless paper Naira.

Have you not watched Lethal Weapon 2? Chinese were printing Dollar underground of restaurant.
Once your country is corrupt enough, they will start.
They have started again.

Mopolchi:
I tire

They are testing their colonial power.
From Resturant, it will become street,
From street to Estate,
From Estate to region
Region to LGA

When the British where here before 1960, Nigerians were not allowed to go to Ikoyi.
Enter there and recieve flogging.

Olamsoh:
Which of these is the most consumed product?

1. Condoms
2. Airtime/Recharge card
3. Data
4. Table water
5. Cigarettes
6. Noodle/Indomie
7. Beer
8. Soft drinks
9. Bread
10. Tea

Reply and share

Asshole-ness. Is the most used, obtained and consumed.

Amuocha:
N1 - GBP1 or nothing

You can only achieve that by manufacturing and exporting and doing without imported goods.
...goods like, pant, phone, toothpick, card reader machines, Dangote trucks, Chinese Trains.
Just look around. You're surrounded by imported goods.
If you need them, manufacture them. THEN, N1 = £1

You couldn't even show pictures of your own bathroom
The accessories are "important" according to you. But you don't have.
Shine-shine eye. Copy and paste anything wey oyibo get, come and be showing us.

Praisesongz:
Castrate him straight up

The FTC is the one you should castrate.

It's a snakly snake

The more corrupt we are, the more buildings will collapse. All kind sharp practices in the building industry are now being exposed.

BuhariIsBURIED:
If it was you, is this the kind of appreciation you would desire?

Appreciate is a word in English. It has it's meaning. Please be clear on what you mean.

If you expect money for a service, don't ask for appreciation. Ask for the money.
Stop all this wrong use of words.

People will show their appreciation any way they feel like showing it.
You cannot FORCE somebody to appreciate you.

I will NEVER EVER ask anybody to appreciate me. If I need money, I ask for money. Finish. It I need shoe, I ask for shoe.
The two are different things.

BuhariIsBURIED:
That interviewer has to be appreciated by the little girl's family considering what the have gotten, but govt eh! it is now the remember to fix the school.
A country that has leaders just look at how the kids are.. chaii! I weep

Ok. I appreciate the interviewer. She's very nice.

Anything again?

greggng:
Can I rebaptise my self ? I need a name that will bring good luck to me.

Bill Gates, Richard Brandson, Steve Jobs, Alinko Dangote, Jeff Bezzoz ... Those ones are already taken. So you can never reach their level.

...
Unless you just use your name now and do what work comes your way with focus and determination.

When people want to succeed, they don't make excuses.

DeeJayMarvay:
Her parents really gave her an outstanding name. She has brought so much blessing to the parents already.

So what is your own name and what have you done for your parents? Abi you want to go and get new name so you can do something or blame your lack of achievment on having wrong name?

Abeg do what needs doing and stop ascribing action with Name.

9jaRealist:
Frankly, most of Lagos Island should be destroyed and rebuilt....
But that is unlikely to ever happen because it is an APC stronghold.

Instead of doing this, they are spending Gazzillion Naira, sandfilling ocean in Bar Beach and building Eko Atlantic city for foreigners to come and live.
With our corruption filled minds, Building highrise buildings by the sea side? The sea and the breeze carry SALT. This will corrode all the FAKE iron rods. The buildings will just collapse before they even finish.
Rust-Rust full everything.

9jaRealist:
There are building standards, and even building development and control processes...
But landlords rarely observe them, bribe state officials or mobilize Ageberos to battle beat-up building control officials.

My experience in this Nigeria, is that my parents were civil servants of the Government who worked in the Ministry of Education from 1975 to 1999. All the houses we lived in were Federal Government houses - Federal Govt College XYZ staff houses.
Those were built by the Ministry of Works - the child of Public Works Department (PWD). These were controlled and handed down by colonial masters. So the job was always well done. Our last Govt house was one of those old Ikoyi houses with a ceiling fan that had been running since 1950 till 2010 (60years) - We acquired the house and land from govt and sold off to someone else and enjoy the change.
Since we left that house, I married and moved on my own, I have never met houses as good, with good furniture, kitchen, wood, windows and doors.
Everybody in Lekki is a builder. Everybody is a carpenter: Everybody can make furniture. But no house here is good. Every one has problem. Peeling cement, bend-bend door.
You rent O. Na yeye house.
You build O. Na yeye building.

noisy45:
Nigeria is cursed make I just collect this Visa comot

All human being's are created the same.
We are the ones are who "think" ourselves into whatever condition we find ourselves.

Education is a national curriculum. It's not just going to school to do maths and English, write exam and run away.

It goes further. Nation building - singing and believing the national anthem. And other civic duties.

The nation building part has been neglected hence the chaos we have.
All our maths and English cannot save us now.

You now want to run to another country where they will press your head with their own patriotic gay and lesbian right, atheist and abortion, masturbation dogma. The same dogma as Sodom and Gomorrah.

Well, Remain close to God. He will you down. Even if you are the only one single good person remaining , he will save you like Lot and his family

RTSC:
It is hard to believe that this is the same China that suffered starvation during the 70s and 80s.

There is no limit to what you can achieve With sincere and purposeful leadership.

They did not sit down blaming America and Japan that colonised them brutally.

They took responsibility for their own development and now 30 years later, they are colonizing south East Asia even to the sea.

When the Chinese travel to America, they steal their technology, run back to China and mass produce it.

When we travel to America, we snap ourself and put on Facebook and Instagram. We return and show others our nice shoes and watch and that we are better than others.

grayht:
Amazing surgery!


Here in Nigeria we are still battling with "CDMA & Edge" mobile network ..

Oga, having the fastest data plan will never make you a competent doctor, lawyer, Engineer or scientist.
You either know your work or you don't know it.
Do not blame network for any of your inabilitles.

BOOOMNAIJA:
WHY CAN'T OUR SENATE BUILDING JUST COLLAPSE LIKE THIS WHILE ALL THE SENATORS ARE PRESENT.....WHY MUST THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO INNOCENT PEOPLE.....

But who built it?
Please be very cautious and sensible in this Nigeria. Live like a soldier, prepared for anything. Go and learn skills. Ridiculous skills.
We have no building standards organisation.
You, learn how to build.
This is the meaning of corruption: the organisations and bodies setup and meant to check for standards and safety, has been bribed by the people themselves.
Who's life is at risk now?

abluck:
Another one

It will continue.
If you are a Christian, pray FOR your enemies as Jesus commanded.
If you continue doing, "I no dey go church", one day, it will be you that will carry the gun and kill others.
Society does a lot of foolish things. We can't just sit down and do nothing.
But.
Thou shalt not kill.

soothsayer2:
This people are too rough when it comes to driving? One of my secondary mate was killed by overspending bullion in 2006. Thousand of life has been lost as a result of this.

Well, I'm not saying it is good.
But if you are given such a job as the driver....
...to drive ....
...in this Nigeria...
...with agberos and corrupt Nigerians everywhere. ..
..
At what speed will you drive?

id911:
I understand you bro. My uncle's second daughter was practically forced to leave Nigeria for Canada for her higher education. He used to tell us immediately she finishes from school she will come back to Nigeria but we all thought she was joking. The month she graduated was the same month she packed her belongings and ran back to Nigeria.

Same Canada most Nigerians are dying to relocate to

Me, I'm a Catholic.
Go and watch ALL the foreign films in this whole world and show me the one where there ever was a scene showing a black Catholic.

Na so e be o. We carry our cross and waka comot.

PhenomenalMorgan:
Can't America solve this their Gun Control issues

You have gun, I have gun.
Who will drop his gun first? Me or you?

Ask him now, he will say it's because people are doing Sodom and Gomorrah in that place.
Well God didn't make us judges. If you feel strongly bad about a place, do like Abraham and Lot and waka comot. Leave justice to God.
Or enter church and pray for your enemies as Jesus commanded
Thou shalt not kill.

Everyone got preoccupied with swiping android phone. We forgot out kids.