₦airaland Forum

Mannylex:
Why have a loaded gun in your pocket...

RIP...

For all those who want to go to America. That's how your American colleagues will be carrying gun about.
If you complain, they will say you are foolish and backwards from jungle Africa.
You will now be forming to feel among.

Rexnegro:
truth is nigeria as a whole is frustrating bro. cant wait to leave very soon.it is well

Western world is fraustrating. Was so happy to return.
The place is full of hypocrits. Today something is a crime, and abomination. Tomorrow, they will turn it into a law and force everybody to obey it.
Tell them you are a Christian. Na die you wan die.
Tell them you are a Catholic - Christian. YOU ARE FINISHED.

MJBOLT:

this nonsense happens in other parts of the world

When ladies chose to wear "Rope" as cloth, do kpasko for other men on the road, shey na that rope cloth they will be wearing when they fall sick and enter hospital.
Nonsense.

It's always "A beautiful" Nigerian Lady
What of Ugly Nigerian ladies.
Ugly girls better be thankful for your Ugliness because there is never any bad news about ugly ladies on any website.

decatalyst:
Ah! Will I fly in a plane?


I cannor gamble my life on these half trained pilots and miss measurements of fuel biko

We don dey catch them.
Shey, you are among the crew that will be using Miles to measure in this Nigeria?
Nigeria is a metric country. All our cars have metric units. The spedometer registers in Km/h
Yet some people think it is cool to give us narrative of Miles/h in their write up, because they went to America and want to show off.

BuhariIsBURIED:
May I remind you that road crash in developed countries are very rare because driving rules and laws are strictly adhered to unlike planes that could develop unknown fault mid air leading to fatal crash

Buy Data now, go on Youtube and search for
Car Accident ....
The number of Developed countries "Recorded Dashcam" accidents that you will see....

BuhariIsBURIED:
So how do they measure the quantity of fuel that would be enough for a journey say from Nigeria to Canada

You drive the plane to the filling station and fill up the tank. Put extra 4liters inside small keg.
Then fly to Canada.
Very simple something.... Haba!

Ugosample:
I wonder why

Baby sucks breast. Yes.
Must baby be surrounded by breast 24/7? Will he not learn which one is Father and which one is mother again?
What kind of nonsense is all this? What is wrong with Male and Female that God divided human beings into?
We are not Angels whom are sexless.
Die first and enter heaven. Then Male and Female will end. We will all be like the Angels, no marriage, no procreation.

anochuko01:
some of these kids can be so sturbbon sha...

Which kids? You abi?
Do you remember what you did when you were a baby? How you cried and made noise in all the wrong places and your parents just absorbed all your foolishness without giving you backhand slap?
"Some of" which nonsense kids?
Some - ko
YOU - Ni.

deltateam:
Op at your age you don't know how a helicopter looks like?

Maybe we should and cane flogging functionality to this site. OP already has smartphone + internet. Search google -> Images.. You will see whatever you are not sure about.

MisterFresh:
the guy die for inside the 737 max. na why. i was there when he died

Did you die too?

oloriLFC:
He will "enjoy" Italian jail no doubt. Is it the innocent kids fault that people go to die in the Mediterranean? Or are they the African leaders who do not provide the necessary befitting environment for their citizens? Hin yansh go hot! Idiot!

He has made a statement.
Let all European countries ban further travels by African leaders, Buhari and co that can park aeroplane in London and spend 4 months in Hospital.
Europeans are hypocrits. Show them money and their nyash will open. Yet they will open their dirty teeth to call Africa sh1thole countries.

You will be the one to pay your school fees by yourself. Just like your foreign counterparts.

At least, we know whom to put in front when it's time to fight.

Junior Secondary 1 -> J S 1
Senior Secondary 1 -> S S 1
--
Junior Secondary School -> J S S
Senior Secondary School -> S S S
--
Why do people keep saying
SS1 Student But then, JSS1
If you abbreviate as SS1, you also abbreviate as JS1
Is this thing not logical? Why are people so steeped in bad and wrong traditional mistakes?

Air Peace? Is it the brother of Peace Mass Transit?
Any Peace in Nigeria is always a somehow O.

Ok O.

grad2012:
May he wasn't into her in the first place.

But wait beans seller, may be she used diabolical means cause am a little confused.

How can you see such a beautiful, responsible n down to earth woman who even gives you her salary and leave her for a beans seller.

I don't think it's normal and in fact she shouldn't even cry about a guy like that because if eventually no diabolical means was involved to separate both of them by the beans seller then he isn't worth the stress.

It is well o some men and their weird taste.

He prefered the girl that has no money. So he can be master over that one.
Sex before marriage is fornication. You are already playing in Devil compound. What do you expect again?

HaryoBamex:
To work na problem...

Looking for fast ways to become rich.

Jeff Bezzoz, the owner of amazon.com, the current richest man in the world, ran the amazon business AT A LOSS for 10 years before he started making profit. Everybody knows how he struggled to make it.
In Nigeria, we hail people who are rich without knowing their story. We don't ask questions.
Once the person drops tithe money in the most LAVISH AND EXTRAVAGANT WAY possible in church, everybody is bribed and shut their mouth.

Jesus said, when you give, don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.
Do not be like the tax collectors who like to stand in the market place and make a big show of almsgiving.
We go to Church every Sunday and conveniently refuse to obey these instructions of Jesus. Tomorrow, you will say you are a Christian, a follower of Christ.
You not following ANYTHING Christ said you should do AT ALL. And you will shit in your pant on judgment day because he will recite ALL THOSE VERSES in the Bible as he instructed and ask you which one you obeyed.
...
It is this our supportive attitude that makes men like the above to consider ritual killing as a source of income. Shey nobody will ask him when money enters his hand.

princeade86:
Hunger in the land

And we are still forming?

DerideGull:
Are you a learner?

An army that fights against itself.... Will fall.

aywhy93:
This Guy try ooh... He even stabbed himself to the point that blood is coming out

The day I tried hurting myself over heart-break, the best I did was - finished a whole Bottle of Ponche and Slept off.

In the real sense, no partner is worth ending your life for..!

Hope all is well and you have a good purpose in life.
God loves you. Stay close to Him.
Since the world began, there have been billions and billions of human beings created by God. And round about now, one of them is You.
God knows why he created you.

tsinzu:
They should allow him kill himself, he is of no use to humanity

You are a good councillor for succide victims abi?

AfroMighty:
Very soon Europe and America will learn their lesson.... because I can't just imagine asking you to come and pass the night in my house and you'll start kicking my kids......

No O, Europe will pay for the colonialism they did in Africa.
This English me and you are speaking here is their language.
None of them speak yoruba (or any african language) to theirselves.

dominique:
Mad man. How is it the fault of the children that illegal immigrants entering Italy through the Mediterranean get killed at sea? If his useless leaders had been more concerned about the citizens of their countries, would they have had the need to risk their lives crossing the sea? He deserves to be locked up in a mental institution for the rest of his life. Thank goodness the children are safe

White people are the ones who drew the boundaries of countries in Africa. We were forced into countries, whether we wanted to be united or not.
Are you ready to go over to Europe, overpower them; their military and intelligence and draw their boundaries for them according to how you feel, colonise them and force them into countries?
Lets see how long it takes them to accept your African (Igbo or whatever tribe) way of life.
After you have created chaos in their land, we will see how happy they will be.

Narijoel:
Mad people everywhere. God protect us and our children.

Shey una wan run overseas? Oya run na!

Satibah:
Hello NL I want to be doing soldier

Can you die for your nation when your nation gives no f***?
If Yes, then you are ready to start.

friday19:
that was when naija was still highly respected internationally

We had just finished killing each other in Civil war and the army was uniting all of us with tight hand.
Now that we have democracy, we are disunited, backbiting and killind each other.
So our international respect has gone again.

JoanHicks:
When the onyibo still think naija go make and. Before people like danjuma sold us out

Oyibo thought we are ONE - Nigeria.
They didn't know that each of our tribes hate each other so much, that we are not ONE anything.

tamonokare:
I love the army.

No tribalism in the army.

That one small now!? In 1976, do you know where I was? I was not born.

helinues:
Why cheating in the first place?

Many reasons.
But it's all temptation.
For people already having sex before marriage, well, that is fornication and you're not too far from Devil. So be expecting temptation and falling into temptation, day and night.

For those who are married, their own temptation is to forget they are in a union/covenant with God.
Devil alway does his best to mess you up so you are so ashamed to even pray or desire to enter heaven again.

The choice is yours.

donstan18:
Why do people find it so difficult to mid their business?

The same person broadcasting this will still see them and fake smiles like he/she's wishing them well.

Boyfriend-girlfriend is already a shameful sinful relationship (AKA fornication). The young man now added to the stupidity by not even owning the shared property.
He deserves to be treated this way.
The girl wants to repent and be born again.
Allow her to repent. Pack out of her house.