₦airaland Forum

jnrbayano:
Mind your business

Which one be mind your business?
No be our business we dey mind before these learners of a celebrity begin shout from rooftop that they want to marry?
If person wants to marry, just close your mouth and do it with close family and close friends. We don't need any videos on TV or social media.

crazygod:
Well this is Nigeria so the first idea one has for condemned tire is to use it as a sitting for generator.

Sometimes this Autojosh will just be speaking French.
Using strong mouth to show us picture and yet neither him nor any single Nigerian has done this thing in their house. You think say we sef no dey see something when we browse internet? Haba!

Fizzymike1:
Victory will be urs yours come June 1

Upon all the whole keys on your keyboard. Hmm.

Unlimitk:
No,they are purple

Get d fukk out

Will you SHUT THE front door!

chibestjerry:
Africans and Backwardness is like Inec and Inclusive

When 2white men marry each other, or two white women marry each other, that one is forwardness abi?

delugajackson:
The poor keeps keep stealing from the poor. If you're really good at stealing, why not take your talent to Central Bank of Nigeria or Aso Rock? Learn to take up bigger challenges in life. And maybe, just maybe you might find satisfaction.

P. S. That man is a true definition of an angry Nigerian. I bet he beats the s.hit out of people for a living.

...keep.

CaseSensitive:
Not true. Electric cars are exempted from tax here, then your tax band depends on the amount of carbon your car emits. If you drive a cheap car that emits for example 75g/km co2, you will pay more tax than someone who drives a more expensive car that emits less carbon.

Wonderful.
So what have you done for Nigeria with this knowledge?

internationalman:
It becomes an asset if decided to sell it..

It is a luxury.
If you had excess money, it is better to buy land, gold or artworks than to buy a car.
The others appreciate in value with time.
Car depreciates IMMEDIATELY you start using it. 2nd hand car is never more costly than fresh new.

dingbang:
why is this news sweeting me like this

This kind of accident, the man should just phone Mercedes Benz headquarters and sue them.
He will just shout on their head, "Why una put airbag for this car? Now wey I don survive accident, wetin go happen now? No be money I come dey owe person?"

Chai!

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ekaette1621:
That serves him right

May the same be done to.you.

priceaction:
EArly this week it was that young billionare boy, JOWI ZAZA, now another baller. SIlent big boyz everywhere.

...while many are jobless, homeless, helpless and hopeless.

londoner:
You need to keep up to date with current affairs in America. People are trying to kick the president out because of how incompetent he is proving to be.

The American economy relies on it's systems not on person in the president. There is a whole machinery keeping the economy afloat.

The people who are going to make real change are those with new and innovative ideas not the old recycled mentality that has consistently and deliberately refused to actually build and maintain systems that work.

The people you keep voting in benefit the most from the worst version of Nigeria. You keep giving them chances to fail you though just like you did with the recent election.

Shey, Americans that don't even know if they are male or female anymore?
Trump was voted there because he maintains the hard facts of life.
Others candidates are sick and want to spread their sick ideologies

Bossontop:
E no go make any difference na...... when na dia yahaya bello and mc oluomo type dem go gather put for dere and level headed and competent youth will not be given the opportunity to get there

Have you ever been the quiet one in the class, when the rest are making noise? Have you been the one who remained on the queue the others were jumping the queue, fighting and pushing?
Have you been in traffic jam and continued driving your car in a straight lane whilst the others kept forcing their way into your lane the moment there was a gap in front of your car?
Have you been the one to keep flushing the toilet ans cleaning the bathroom, when the others mess it up?

That is the meaning of being level headed.
Did the other Nigerians give you the chance to competently do your thing?
Well one needs psychological tricks to turn these kind of situations around and be in control.

Mariangeles:
Why did he board the plane when he knew his papers were not complete ??

What is wrong is wrong.
These people should please stop embarrassing Nigeria internationally eh...wetin sef !?

Na only Nigerians dey this world ?.?

Stand by your words and never be a hypocrite.
What is wrong, is wrong.

Babyforever:
I thought men are been brought up to overcome any circumstances that comes their way why this giving birth to a male child in this modern time is a waste of time because the grown ones are all useless

And you are useless too!

Topmaike007:
Babangida tried oo,built this bridge and also located the capital to Abuja,where everyone want to go to..

Kudos to him

The day he was leaving Lagos, we wore school uniform, carried small Nigerian flags, lined up both sides of the road and were waving to him. The man pass, he no even smile sef. For my mind, I was thinking, "Why is this man vexing?".

TOPCRUISE:
Less than 1billion naira was spent to complete the bridge in 1990 or rather between 1987-1990.

1.03billion Nara was spent only on repairs in 2003.
How come

Value of the Naira kept falling.
One day, we will use N1billion to buy Agege Bread. Just like Zimbabwe's money.

Nepa?

In 1992, I trekked on this bridge - for FUN!
I started at the Lagos Island end from my school and went to the Yaba end.
We had just finished our JSCE exams. And to trek it had been hungrying me for quite a while.
I climbed the middle divide, where you have the lamp posts and trekked there. No single Nigerian ever
stopped their speeding cars for a kid, me. Because we are like that.
Well, it was very windy, fresh air. The view of Lagos at night from that bridge is like London. I almost didn't want to come down again.
The bridge is quite high. I don't have measurements but I feel it is 5 stories high.
The Ibrahim Babangida portion, (from Yaba to Oworshoki) is lower. About 2 stories high.
Whenever cars go past the dividing joints of the bridge, there is a little vibration. You in the car will not notice,
But as a pedestrian, I noticed well O. The bridge vibrate tire.

My total journey took 2 hrs. And by 8pm I was home to my parents eating rice and stew.
Those days when we were young, without any body pains.

cassidy1996:
make she go sit down one side, who she help?

The English we are speaking is her forefather's language.

YoungFr:
my problem is how and when did they install all of the power lines
Someone wish me well please, tomorrow is my marriage and my wife had an accident this morning

Your "Wedding" is tomorrow.
Your marriage follows after.

All the best and congratulations for you both.

Santaboris:
I've been suicidal these days, depression is real......
Reason = I feel like I don't fit in where I am, people are so dumb.

Guy, try to be more prayerful.
TALK with Jesus. I didn't say pray, shout and make noise.
TALK with Jesus same way you are thinking and writing here on social media.
Just do it.
I wish you the best if we ever meet.

Lovelyn451:
Just like that...hmmm...

Pray! Pray! Pray!...pray without season, pray every night and morning


Rip

…. Pray without ceasing. (Without stopping).

Zoroaster:
why didnt jesus save her?

Spending eternity in Heaven with Jesus and spending 80 years on earth... Which one has more weight?

tgmservice:
nigerians are at the mercy of useless tankers

… which are driven by other Nigerians.

Mannylex:
Why have a loaded gun in your pocket...

RIP...

For all those who want to go to America. That's how your American colleagues will be carrying gun about.
If you complain, they will say you are foolish and backwards from jungle Africa.
You will now be forming to feel among.

Rexnegro:
truth is nigeria as a whole is frustrating bro. cant wait to leave very soon.it is well

Western world is fraustrating. Was so happy to return.
The place is full of hypocrits. Today something is a crime, and abomination. Tomorrow, they will turn it into a law and force everybody to obey it.
Tell them you are a Christian. Na die you wan die.
Tell them you are a Catholic - Christian. YOU ARE FINISHED.

MJBOLT:

this nonsense happens in other parts of the world

When ladies chose to wear "Rope" as cloth, do kpasko for other men on the road, shey na that rope cloth they will be wearing when they fall sick and enter hospital.
Nonsense.

It's always "A beautiful" Nigerian Lady
What of Ugly Nigerian ladies.
Ugly girls better be thankful for your Ugliness because there is never any bad news about ugly ladies on any website.

decatalyst:
Ah! Will I fly in a plane?


I cannor gamble my life on these half trained pilots and miss measurements of fuel biko

We don dey catch them.
Shey, you are among the crew that will be using Miles to measure in this Nigeria?
Nigeria is a metric country. All our cars have metric units. The spedometer registers in Km/h
Yet some people think it is cool to give us narrative of Miles/h in their write up, because they went to America and want to show off.

BuhariIsBURIED:
May I remind you that road crash in developed countries are very rare because driving rules and laws are strictly adhered to unlike planes that could develop unknown fault mid air leading to fatal crash

Buy Data now, go on Youtube and search for
Car Accident ....
The number of Developed countries "Recorded Dashcam" accidents that you will see....

BuhariIsBURIED:
So how do they measure the quantity of fuel that would be enough for a journey say from Nigeria to Canada

You drive the plane to the filling station and fill up the tank. Put extra 4liters inside small keg.
Then fly to Canada.
Very simple something.... Haba!