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Celebrities › Re: Gordons: I Was Born With 7 Teeth & My Parents Wanted Me Dead Because Of It by uuzba(m): 9:30pm On Sep 08, 2018
Juliusmalema:
He is evil and suppose to have been disposed in evil forest of Abosi.
You are evil
Crime › Re: Lady Raises Alarm After Suspicious Man Did This To Her In Lagos Bus. Photos by uuzba(m): 8:36pm On Sep 08, 2018
pweshdodo:
Just kill him
Same will be said of you.
Food › Re: See The Dinner I Prepared From My Garden Without Spending Kobo (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:33pm On Sep 08, 2018
level10:
E nor sweet

Salt and seasoning nor dey
Long throat. Let him finish eating his food. His tongue will tell him if it is sweet or not.
You can remain browsing phone, hungry.
Food › Re: See The Dinner I Prepared From My Garden Without Spending Kobo (Photos) by uuzba(m):
Well done OP.
This is what our grandparents and great grand parents were doing before some people came to
tell us that the only way to survive is to depend on crude oil dollars that will be used to fund an economy and you will receive salary from non existing jobs after spending 20years and N10,000,000 from nursery one to university degree in school. Finish come out and run about looking for job then commit suicide because you didn't get job..

OP well done once again.
God bless
Business › Re: Eniola Adenuga To Be Arrested Over Child, Anthena & Mother, Damilola, Saga by uuzba(m): 2:50pm On Sep 07, 2018
cassidy1996:
Biggie smalls
Biggie smalls was killed.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Chrisland University Massive Recruitment For Academic & Non-academic Staff(143) by uuzba(m): 12:03pm On Sep 07, 2018
If you are recruiting the entire staff for University, that means you have no structure in place No processes or procedures.

Each person will just be jamming the others and the bursar will run away with all the money.

Is there even a board of directors in charge?
Or one suit wearing pastor is in the background looking to use salaries and school fees money to send HIS own kids OVERSEAS?
Crime › Re: Bayelsa Final Year Student Commits Suicide After Quarrel With Girlfriend. Photos by uuzba(m): 10:17am On Sep 07, 2018
hapipeccc:
greet my granda for me
He and your Grandma cannot be in the same place in the afterlife.
Crime › Re: Bayelsa Final Year Student Commits Suicide After Quarrel With Girlfriend. Photos by uuzba(m): 10:16am On Sep 07, 2018
tstx:
He was never meant to inhabit this earth..
You do not have power over life and death.
You are a creature under God.
Mind your place and let others live.
Pride is the greatest sin. That i s what keeps devil in hell fire.
Celebrities › Re: Kevin Hart's Car Collection (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:41pm On Sep 06, 2018
solutionist:
In other words, Dangote is richer than Bill Gates, abi?
Is it because otigba boys in Ikeja did not deal with Bill Gates and pirate the hell out of all his Windows and Microsoft office?
Because he wrote computer software, nobody should hear word again?
Travel › Re: Kigali, Rwanda Has No Potholes On Its Tarred Roads After Surviving A War by uuzba(m): 12:51pm On Sep 06, 2018
Mizwisdom:
Only 12.5 million people? That's even less than Lagos population. No wonder Nigeria is viewed as the Giant of Africa. Autojosh show us a country in Africa of about 200 million with no pot holes, that'll be a fair comparism. Nevertheless it will be nice to tour Kigali
There are only 12 million because they killed each other. Millions of them died.

What was the cause?
They had 2tribes. Hutu and Tutsi.
Hutu are short with round head and ogo.
Tutsi are tall and have head that looks like James Bond. No ogo.
When the Hutu commit crime, the Oyibos will punish them severely because they are "short and ugly".
When the Tutsi commit same crime, the Oyibos will leave them or punish little. Because they look fine like James Bond.

Punishment according to appearance

When both tribes realised that Oyibos like one and hate their other, each tribe wanted to KILL OFF the other tribe.

Meanwhile, the Oyibos carry their load waka comot.

This is what lead to the genocide in RWANADA.

Now they are tired of killing each other. They have calmed down. And decide to just live in peace without corruption.

Hence the road is smooth. Hence the population is only 12 million.

The sadness of oyibo control.
All human beings suffer racism.
Crime › Re: African Workers Beaten Mercilessly By Their Chinese Bosses In Gabon. Photos by uuzba(m):
IHate9jerianss:
Look everywhere in Nigeria and see how we allow our so-called leaders,the whites,Chinese,Lebanese and Indians shitt on us.No ounce of dignity and self-worth in the average Nigerian
GO AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING.
BUY HAMMER, NAIL, WOOD. LEARN HOW TO MAKE THINGS WITH YOUR OWN HANDS.
Shoe, socks....

The average Chinese, Lebanese and Indian are craftsmen. They can make toothpick, they can cast block. They learn all these little crafts in school.

The average Nigerian spends so much time trying to pass exams in school and learns ZERO CRAFT .

He then comes out of school with a f**king useless CV with SPELLING ERRORS ALL OVER AND ABSOLUTELY NO SKILLS..HE CAN'T PAY HIS RENT. HE CANT MARRY HE CAN'T CLEAN THE SHIT FROM HIS OWN NYASH.
HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN HEIGHT IN CM
HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS WEIGHT IN KG.
HE DOESN'T dress decently.
He will wear knickers instead of trouser, slippers instead of shoes, useless POINTED TROUSER exposing his socks in a corporate environment.
Scrape his head gorrimapa like a criminal instead of grooming his hair.
Pornogrphy, masturbation, premarital sex.
Then carry the BIGGEST APPETITE FOR IMPORTED PRODUCTS, GOODS, CLOTH ...EVERYTHING.

These are ALL the things the DESTROY ALL the dignity in you.

You will now stand in front of Chinese, Lebanese and Indians like a fool.
Crime › Re: African Workers Beaten Mercilessly By Their Chinese Bosses In Gabon. Photos by uuzba(m): 12:29pm On Sep 06, 2018
IHate9jerianss:
What you posted about Nigerians and Chinese in different vehicles is 100% true...a Nigerian guy who worked with the Chinese as a miner told me something similar last year.The Chinese would sit in front of the truck while Nigerians would sit at the back (in the open air)of the truck.My brother,look everywhere,Nigerians generally lack dignity
WE REFUSE TO BEHAVE WITH DIGNITY.
We dress stupidly.
We walk anyhow.
We talk with 2 mouths.
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One does not need to be rich before gaining dignity
You can be dignified WITH ONE CLOTH.
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Strive with ALL YOUR MIGHT to LEARN AND KNOW HOW TO CARRY YOURSELF WITH DIGNITY.

The WORLD WILL JUDGE YOU BY HOW YOU APPEAR.
Crime › Re: African Workers Beaten Mercilessly By Their Chinese Bosses In Gabon. Photos by uuzba(m): 12:20pm On Sep 06, 2018
tstx:
And other workers jusy stood and watched... no iota of solidarity whatsoever. Africa anaa
Is there solidarity here on Nairaland?
When we have all have the culture of SHOWOFF?
I have shoe - snap it and post on social media. I'm better than you.
I have 64Gig RAM phone. I purchased for N400,000. Snap it, post and brag on social media.
I'm wearing braless, pantless...shoeless, snap post and brag.
Even the so called pastors are involved.
Bragging and boasting.
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How can there be solidarity when everybody wants to showoff?
Celebrities › Re: Olawale Ojo Now A Cab Driver In Lagos (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:03pm On Sep 05, 2018
Zanotee:
not all gold glitters forever.
The correct saying is:
Not all that glitters is gold.
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Gold is an element Protons, neutrons and electrons are set up in a specific way, since the universe began till the day the world will end. The arrangement of protons neutrons and electrons will remain the same. It is a pure metal and it cannot change to anything else.
Gold is gold.
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So if you have something that was glittering (shining) "like" gold before and later stops glittering (shining) ...
Then IT WAS NOT GOLD in the first place

Not all that glitters is gold.
Business › Re: Whatsapp Banking: All You Need To Know And Current Operating Banks by uuzba(m): 8:16am On Sep 05, 2018
Great504:
ѕυċн α вʀιℓℓιαηт ιɗєα. тєċнησℓσgу αηɗ ιηησναтιση. кєєρ ιт υρ.
Chinese people do this type if thing on wechat
Events › Re: Bride And Groom's Mother Fight Dirty Over Food On Wedding Day by uuzba(m): 11:54am On Sep 04, 2018
zinnydan:
Just because of rice....they'll still fight because of grand children
I laugh in French when people say nigeria is developing because of some few cement bridges here and there.
The people themselves are not developed.
Fighting over food in 2018?
No whiteman in any whiteland fights with anybody with/for/against food.
Celebrities › Re: Funny Toheeb Recreates Bambam Chicken Dress To AMVCA With Live Chickens by uuzba(m): 11:07am On Sep 04, 2018
sunnysunny69:
Na small small madness dey start in the name of fashion.
Click Like if you think the woman is displaying madness.
Click Share if you think it not the man. grin
Travel › Re: A Massive Sinkhole On Niger State Road (photos) by uuzba(m): 11:05am On Sep 04, 2018
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It's graphics you are creating.
I thought you were dashing Buggati car to "those in need"... like myself... who uses slippers to go around.
Travel › Re: Fatal Accident In Onitsha, Driver And One Passenger Died (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:19am On Sep 04, 2018
OWNERS OF JEEP, Abeg, drive carefully.
You have jeep does not mean you can fly anyhow.
Slow and steady. You will still reach the destination
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Peddler Nabbed With Heroin, Cocaine And 'ice" In India by uuzba(m): 10:18am On Sep 04, 2018
joeyswift:
That is how they do it. If he had succeeded and returned to Nigeria,he will be called Emeka E money and worshipped
EXACTLY MY POINT
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Peddler Nabbed With Heroin, Cocaine And 'ice" In India by uuzba(m):
slivertongue:
JAIL TERM and DEATH awaits drug dealers and lovers of quick and overnight wealth
Quick to condemn.
Is it not our culture of "praising" people who have made money WITHOUT asking how they made the money, that has forced this man to go into drug business?

All the Pharmacists in Nigeria, do you think they sell genuine medicines? If the medicine ins genuine, why are people still falling sick?
Substandard medicine is sold, so that it does not cure the illness. But you keep going back to buy more of the medicine. And the pharmacist keeps making money.
You will praise him because "he get plenty money". But you will not ask if he is genuinely selling real medicine.

When somebody drives big jeep to church and donates big quantities of money, all the congregation will be praising him.
Nobody will ask where he got the money from or why he needs to show of.
Our Lord Jesus, was sitting RIGHT INSIDE the temple, looking at people dropping money for offering.
He can see everybody's heart.
He never praised those that brought large amount. He knew they were fake. They don't want to give God their BEST. Just only small.
Instead he praised the woman that brought only 2 silver coins. He knew she was genuinely putting ALL her real money.

It is this praising attitude that forces men to carry drugs for money.
They too want to be praised.
Romance › Re: Why Are There Too Many Single Ladies These Days? by uuzba(m): 8:58am On Sep 03, 2018
Oreofepeters:
Answer: Because Nigerian ladies are confused, materilistic, too selective they don't even know what they want. After hoaping from one dick to the other they get dumped and became certified single.



the trend will continue to thrive I don't see it ending anytime soon until they buy sense.
You are pointing finger?
Ladies are single because MEN have refused to be men.
Men are in charge of politics, the economy the environment, jobs, welfare .
Men have messed up all of these out of greed and wickedness.

Ladies don't know whom to trust.

Why should we have female ministers at all? It is because men cannot be trusted to do the duty.

We would soon have female president in Nigeria since all the men are f**king up.
Crime › Re: 30-Year-Old Man Arrested For Defiling 13-Year-Old Girl In Ogun (Photo) by uuzba(m): 7:52am On Sep 03, 2018
victorian:
He doesn't look 30. He should be in his 40s.

Useless thing.. Smhhh.
He is 30. Hard life has aged him 10years.
Romance › Re: Houston Bride Strips To Her Pants, Dances With Husband On Their Wedding Day by uuzba(m): 7:49am On Sep 03, 2018
Bluezy13:
Hmmm...


And I love attending such weddings.
Whoever looks at a woman lustfully commits adultery in his heart.
Agriculture › Re: Blind & Deaf Rice Farmer In Taraba With A Paralysed Left Hand (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:59pm On Sep 01, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
And
AND some idiots will come online to beg.
Crime › Re: FUPRE Students Forcing A Rat To Smoke Weed In Delta State by uuzba(m): 1:07pm On Aug 31, 2018
Bluezy13:
Hmmm...


I get angry when people sin against nature.
Pray for them and control yourself.
If they know you get angry about their foolish behaviour, they will do more of it to make you angrier.
Try to ignore them. If God gives you the grace, you can try to correct them without letting them know you are angry. Control your anger please.
Politics › Re: UK Prime Minister Approves £750m Export Credit Facility For Lagos by uuzba(m): 3:15pm On Aug 30, 2018
chukwutope:
Teresa May is desperate!
Correct.

First to give money for business. When her problem is solved, she will later come and start forcing us to accept same sex marriage, tear Bible and throw away.
Foreign Affairs › Re: See Explosive Response CNN Gave Trump On Twitter. by uuzba(m): 3:08pm On Aug 30, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy

Assuming America is a business and Trump is her merchant

By now, Trump should have been out of business and America should have been shutdown

What am saying is that America has never have it this bad before

Trump is not just a magnified comic politician but an indigent leader

I expect the President of the world superpower country to be bold, courageous, disciplined and full of charismatic actions

Ever since this American albino became President, the great America has been humbled and the small Putin now looks like a Goliath
When you decide to run from God, have sex anyhow you like, premarital. gay, lesbian, pornography, kill babies, sell condom, carry guns, shoot, travel to other countries and shoot people, hate non Americans....
...When you all agree to call black as white and white as black,
This is the kind of president you will get. Trump is not a foreigner. It is their eye they used to look at him and elect him because he was better than other people. It is their best product that they have selected as president. They are the ones that caused their own problem.
Politics › Re: Theresa May Meets Emmy Kasbit, Nigerian Designer Of Ankara Jacket by uuzba(m): 12:45pm On Aug 30, 2018
madjune:
What's special about this jacket sef.

She looks like a character from star trek movie.
Good sharp Eye. Nice that you noticed this
As Oyibo don troway all their village culture, they all wear space suits and jackets now.
Same cloth for road, office or church.

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Blasted By Oluwanishola Ogudu, His First Baby Mama by uuzba(m): 10:29am On Aug 30, 2018
Gbemishile1:
They we're young and stupid
Wizkid wasn't even famous then she she got pregnant
Its just a case of young boy and girl having youthful exuberance
99% of young girls are doing it.
Only irresponsible people have premarital sex.
She is as irresponsible as he is.
She is claiming that he left her...
That her son will grow up and do exactly the same thing. F*** one girl and run without marriage.
Since she is so STUPID and cannot see her mistake, same mistake will be made by the son.

Go and marry very well, before any sex.
You will not hear. It is a sin.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Blasted By Oluwanishola Ogudu, His First Baby Mama by uuzba(m): 10:25am On Aug 30, 2018
fcnaxo:
Sad truth ! She shud keep telling the lil boy his father is irresponsible
What about her that had premarital sex? Is she bit irresponsible too?
Romance › Re: Top Most 10 Common Reasons Couples Break-up And Divorce by uuzba(m): 10:31pm On Aug 29, 2018
berryford:
Who gives a Bleep about relationship? smiley
Holy man?
How can you claim to love God whom you do not see if you cannot live your neighbour whom you can see?
The commitment you show in your relationship to your wife/husband is the same commitment Christ shows to his body the church.

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