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CrimeRe: FUPRE Students Forcing A Rat To Smoke Weed In Delta State by uuzba(m): 1:07pm On Aug 31, 2018
Bluezy13:
Hmmm...


I get angry when people sin against nature.
Pray for them and control yourself.
If they know you get angry about their foolish behaviour, they will do more of it to make you angrier.
Try to ignore them. If God gives you the grace, you can try to correct them without letting them know you are angry. Control your anger please.
PoliticsRe: UK Prime Minister Approves £750m Export Credit Facility For Lagos by uuzba(m): 3:15pm On Aug 30, 2018
chukwutope:
Teresa May is desperate!
Correct.

First to give money for business. When her problem is solved, she will later come and start forcing us to accept same sex marriage, tear Bible and throw away.
Foreign AffairsRe: See Explosive Response CNN Gave Trump On Twitter. by uuzba(m): 3:08pm On Aug 30, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy

Assuming America is a business and Trump is her merchant

By now, Trump should have been out of business and America should have been shutdown

What am saying is that America has never have it this bad before

Trump is not just a magnified comic politician but an indigent leader

I expect the President of the world superpower country to be bold, courageous, disciplined and full of charismatic actions

Ever since this American albino became President, the great America has been humbled and the small Putin now looks like a Goliath
When you decide to run from God, have sex anyhow you like, premarital. gay, lesbian, pornography, kill babies, sell condom, carry guns, shoot, travel to other countries and shoot people, hate non Americans....
...When you all agree to call black as white and white as black,
This is the kind of president you will get. Trump is not a foreigner. It is their eye they used to look at him and elect him because he was better than other people. It is their best product that they have selected as president. They are the ones that caused their own problem.
PoliticsRe: Theresa May Meets Emmy Kasbit, Nigerian Designer Of Ankara Jacket by uuzba(m): 12:45pm On Aug 30, 2018
madjune:
What's special about this jacket sef.

She looks like a character from star trek movie.
Good sharp Eye. Nice that you noticed this
As Oyibo don troway all their village culture, they all wear space suits and jackets now.
Same cloth for road, office or church.

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blasted By Oluwanishola Ogudu, His First Baby Mama by uuzba(m): 10:29am On Aug 30, 2018
Gbemishile1:
They we're young and stupid
Wizkid wasn't even famous then she she got pregnant
Its just a case of young boy and girl having youthful exuberance
99% of young girls are doing it.
Only irresponsible people have premarital sex.
She is as irresponsible as he is.
She is claiming that he left her...
That her son will grow up and do exactly the same thing. F*** one girl and run without marriage.
Since she is so STUPID and cannot see her mistake, same mistake will be made by the son.

Go and marry very well, before any sex.
You will not hear. It is a sin.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blasted By Oluwanishola Ogudu, His First Baby Mama by uuzba(m): 10:25am On Aug 30, 2018
fcnaxo:
Sad truth ! She shud keep telling the lil boy his father is irresponsible
What about her that had premarital sex? Is she bit irresponsible too?
RomanceRe: Top Most 10 Common Reasons Couples Break-up And Divorce by uuzba(m): 10:31pm On Aug 29, 2018
berryford:
Who gives a Bleep about relationship? smiley
Holy man?
How can you claim to love God whom you do not see if you cannot live your neighbour whom you can see?
The commitment you show in your relationship to your wife/husband is the same commitment Christ shows to his body the church.
PoliticsRe: Theresa May's Visit To Nigeria (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:04pm On Aug 29, 2018
Sinach0191:
....... Just waiting for another insult
Go and pick dictionary and start revising serious English. British can FINISH somebody in your front with English and you will be laughing. After 1 year, you will understand say, Na curse them.been curse.
PoliticsRe: Theresa May's Visit To Nigeria (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:01pm On Aug 29, 2018
EVILFOREST:
What will they be discussing...??
Can BaBa sustain discussion with this LADY...?

And if so for how long...huh
Probably wondering why she does no belong in ->>> THAT OTHER room.
PoliticsRe: Theresa May In Lagos. Meets Ambode by uuzba(m): 5:49pm On Aug 29, 2018
Ivimilly:
Why do I smell major exploitation angry angry angry
At least Nigerians, we now have sense.
They came before to exploit.
They left us, joined European Union and played us the biggest yanga in the universe.
They have commot from EU
They are back again.
Na market she wan sell. She is looking for customers. Expensive UK standard market.
PoliticsRe: Thousands Of Tricycle Operators Hold Rally In Support Of Buhari In Kano by uuzba(m): 5:45pm On Aug 29, 2018
gift2xl:
U come this life to drive keke aka okada abi poverty.
Chinese youth are in factories soldering circuit boards to manufacture electronics. They are welding and joining bicycle frames. They are producing every damn gadget, machine and equipment that we import.

If all these things are already imported and full inside market, what are these youth supposed to do apart from riding Keke front and back on the road? Which factory remains to engage anybody?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by uuzba(m): 2:36pm On Aug 29, 2018
KingSatan:
angry angry angry angry angry angry

Depression kills faster than HIV.

I wonder why the world isn't giving much attention to this Psychological Illness.

Please if you are depressed, talk to someone.

I know humans are hard to approach but talk to someone.
Talk to whom? What can you do? We are all here bashing each other daily, doing yanga for each other. God didn't make this world to be so difficult. It is we who HAPPILY do such wickedness to each other.

I have shoe. You don't have shoe - F*** You.
I have watch.You don't have watch F*** you
I went to London. You didn't go. F*** you.
I'm a pastor. See all my money ! F*** all of you. Suffer there, knell down, do vigil, don't sleep...
Gather all you money and give me. I just lie that the money is for God.
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Uncle which part of depression do you want to solve?
CrimeRe: Police Sergeant Stabs Man To Death For Dating His Wife by uuzba(m): 2:29pm On Aug 29, 2018
inoki247:
The Police be like how dare you access what am accessing where your particular of assessment...
It's not only particulars. Always beware of a divorcee. Lest you commit adultery with them.
It is not this world that gave the rule, "Thou shalt not commit adultery", it is God that gave the rule. So it is God's opinion that matters.
CrimeRe: Police Sergeant Stabs Man To Death For Dating His Wife by uuzba(m): 2:27pm On Aug 29, 2018
Ekez:
You just killed ur fellow man because of a bitch that cannot close her leg.
Shame on u
What God has joined together, let no man put assunder.
Nothing concerns you with a separated or divorced man's wife. Leave her alone. Go and find another person.
HealthRe: 7 Basic Self-information You MUST Have Off-hand by uuzba(m): 7:18am On Aug 29, 2018
Kaycee9242:
Good post but will Africans av time for all dese?
Unnecessary oyibo bullshit.
Just know your weight and height.
They sell tape rule for N300. Buy one and keep.

HealthRe: 7 Basic Self-information You MUST Have Off-hand by uuzba(m): 7:12am On Aug 29, 2018
flyca:
Why did you lift a the picture of a fair skinned man for a Naija content blog?
When I saw Zodiak and Skin Type, I immediately knew, this is the bottom line Nigerian inferiority complex.
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If oyibo people believe in superstition, what is my business with that? You no get money to do your traditional finish for village, you dey find excuse to run comot from prospective spouse.
EducationRe: Photo Of OAU Students Reading With ATM Light At Night by uuzba(m): 7:11am On Aug 29, 2018
4601CE:
Their parents gave them money to buy lamp but dem don use am carry girl go indulge grin
No self discipline.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyatta's Flawless American Accent While Speaking With Trump Excites Kenyans by uuzba(m): 9:12pm On Aug 28, 2018
Fitbillionairep:
but why must africans try to please whites? shit like this pisses me off. man i got the american accent and shit. but when ever i am at the airport, i make sure i use the thickest nigerian accent to talk to them white fuckers. if you cant understand me , then go and learn
Ha
Chief
Ment

Hamerican HAGZENT is now at back of your tongue.

Black Americans cuss Whites because of slavery and racism.
You, you are a Nigerian. Never a slave, never faced racism. Which one concern you with cussing white people as fuckers?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyatta's Flawless American Accent While Speaking With Trump Excites Kenyans by uuzba(m): 9:07pm On Aug 28, 2018
michoim:
Does that translate to good leadership?
It translates to Education.
And and the ability to take positive advice.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyatta's Flawless American Accent While Speaking With Trump Excites Kenyans by uuzba(m): 9:06pm On Aug 28, 2018
undecided
czarina:
Inferiority complex at its peak! Talk about colonial mentality.

I like the fact that he's articulate but what the hellhuh?
How do they say, "what the hell" in your traditional language?

You are here using American slang and pointing finger at others.
TravelRe: Feel The Thrill Of Driving On World's Highest Bridge by uuzba(m): 8:59pm On Aug 28, 2018
Austema:
We respect the Oyibos for their advancement
The whole of China is Chinese. Speaking only their Chinese language. France - French, Germany - German.
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Oyibo counties are usually made of ONE language only. So no argument, no confusion
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Nigeria has more than 300 different languages. Different cultures colliding and clashing with each other. Argument | Confusion.
Slow & Little progress.
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Favourite Movie So Far This Year? by uuzba(m): 8:51pm On Aug 28, 2018
xtervaganza:
Avengers: infinity war smiley


Btw black panther is the worst movie I watch this year.
Black Panther come and dry.
Dry gist, fake cultures. Bad man died too early.
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Favourite Movie So Far This Year? by uuzba(m): 8:46pm On Aug 28, 2018
Snixdave114:
Mine is Ready Player One, as in that film burst my brain the fact that they mixed Live action with the Game animation thing is just so creative.. If you're yet to watch it you should watch it now, what's yours and give us reason why you love it.. Issa Thread!
The Gundam part was not long enough.
That's the only problem I have with that film
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Favourite Movie So Far This Year? by uuzba(m): 3:40pm On Aug 28, 2018
chiefoboh1:
please were can I download this films u mentioned?
They are on the internet.

Search google.
Nobody wants to give you a link to a pirate website.
Use your hand and search it by yourself.
TravelRe: Feel The Thrill Of Driving On World's Highest Bridge by uuzba(m): 2:35pm On Aug 28, 2018
The only thing I can see here is Tom resting and Jerry "finding" his trouble.

Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Welcomes Uhuru Kenyatta, Kenyan President To The White House. PICS by uuzba(m): 2:26pm On Aug 28, 2018
nairavsdollars:
Why is sweet Melania wasting her time with this old hag?
Melenia has goals na.
She was a former prostitute(?) abi naked dancing woman something. Her goal was to marry rich man.
Was Trump and IS Trump not rich?
SportsRe: Gary Mabutt Hospitalized After Rats Ate His Legs While He Slept by uuzba(m): 1:35pm On Aug 28, 2018
geometricaxis:
oyinbo rat or Nigerian rat?
Rat is Rat.
You think rat does not enter ship and sail across the ocean? Ship rat is the worst.
Aeroplane rat is so deadly because it can chop wire that will crash the plane. The operating crew normally find and kill any rat.
Ship is too big and too difficult to find rat.
SportsRe: Gary Mabutt Hospitalized After Rats Ate His Legs While He Slept by uuzba(m): 1:29pm On Aug 28, 2018
thesicilian:
It still amazes me how one can sleep so deeply to the extent that a rodent will chew off part of your body without you waking up.
That's part of rat's bastardness.
It will chop small and blow small breeze.
You would never know.

Happened to me and my room mates in boarding house many years ago. Nobody woke up.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Handshake With Trump Vs Kenyatta's Handshake - Compare by uuzba(m): 1:22pm On Aug 28, 2018
Racoon:
The difference is clear.Lifeless president.
All the black people crying racism in America are more full of life.
Trump will ask them, Shey you said whites are racist? Me and this lifeless guy, who is giving you more food to eat? Abi you want to follow him back to Africa?
FamilyRe: Woman And Her 4 Children Burnt In Anambra After Fire Outbreak. Graphic Photos by uuzba(m): 12:01pm On Aug 28, 2018
famousroland:
This is so Pathetic, sad news everywhere in this country...


Let's have some comic relieves
Comic relief
PoliticsRe: UK returns £70m to Nigeria by uuzba(m): 11:21am On Aug 28, 2018
omojesu202:
from Nairaland you'll know joblessness is real among our youths.
What do you want them to do?
Do you have employment for them? Or are you the type that will refuse to pay THEN pour acid on the person again?

You spend all your energy and happiness buying and using imported goods. Which local industry have you supported? You probably love seeing people selling gala in traffic jam. Dangle the guy's N50 with your left hand and make him run 1km chasing your car to get his money hoping that he is hit and mauled to death by a tipper.

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