₦airaland Forum

8stargeneral:
I hate it with passion, I hv warned all my friends on my list to stop sending me such message.

My friends are people I can see and talk to physically (and slap if they forward nonsense to me on WhatsApp).

Those I cannot see are contacts. I just delete.

Hardewarlee:
What a funny country .... Only God knows why he sent me down here and not advance countries like US , Canada n co... Well he has got plans for Us all.

But the question is ARE YOU SURE WE ARE DEVOLOPING COUNTRY OR UNDER DEVELOPING COUNTRY BECAUSE for all I know everything in this country is Zero/F9 except corruption which is A1


Which way Allah ? I really don’t want to have kids in this struggle .

Notice to those who doesn’t have time than to condemn some else’s post even after you are guranteed your own space on Nairaland, Becareful I’m an aggrieved Nigerian ... Don’t come here else I will curse you and your entire fam. Thanks for understanding .

If I no leave this country Wetin I gain oh lord

Rather than come online to ask us why God sent you to Nigeria, we are not God. We cannot answer your question.
Why not put down your phone and find something else doing?

I once met a guy who told me that at the worst of the worst, he will just enter bus, go to his church, carry broom and sweep it clean.

Leave this phone alone and do something for somebody.

This one?

TechCapon:
Since our Naira has lost value, most budget phones now have the price tag of a high end phone. Shitty naira

When our grandparents were walking about bare feet, farming their land, catching fish and eating yam, we were independent of foreign goods.
The British who colonised us gave us the Pound £ in exchange for cowries. Cowries are just some crustaceans shells. A f***king sea shell can get you a pound £1.
Later we got our Naira. And N1 = £1.
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Now that you have succumbed to imported goods, shoes, clothes, food, electronics... You life is dependent on imported goods if not you will die,..
Now, you will gather five hundred naira to still buy one pound.
N500 = £1

Who caused it? Your long throat and bragging for foreign goods caused it.

Our grandparents will laugh at us.

Ballmer:
If you have ever been to SA you’ll understand why SA is a million times beta than Nigeria in every ramifications.

After Mandela spent 27years in prison unjustly. Fighting for the right of Black people, the owners of the land to share the same school with white people, their oppressors. White people stole all their village land and built everything to city, flog all the black, use dog to bite them, pursue them into the bush.

Today, Mandela has begged all the black people not to kill the white in revenge and just manage peace. The white people are living in shame and fear. They cannot go back to Europe.

Nigerians will now to SA and be behaving as if Na their papa land. Doing gra-gra. That's why the black SA kill us in xenophobic attacks because you refuse to respect them for all they have suffered in their own country.

Nigerians always want free thing. Shameless. You cannot do your own.

How will you feel if the British took over all of Nigeria, wiped out your village, changed the name and pursued all black people to Northern Nigeria where the land is dry and hot?
All the mouth we like making in Nigeria, how will you know where your village is again? How will you even know the cloth your tribe wears?

That is what happened to Black SA's.

jayson87:
Get a lawyer and charge him to the Industrial court, he will pay through his nose

Is it him that the boss hit?
Did the boss fire him?
There is no case there.
It is the woman who can get the lawyer.

9jayes:
Develop yourself, be your own boss so that nobody will abuse you. Learn free digital skills and be Independent, for details contact me on WhatsApp. Check my signature for the WhatsApp number.

Why should they contact you?
If you know all the free digital skills, why are you looking for people to contact you? What do you want from them?
Or maybe it isn't paying you and you now want to charge people money to learn the "free" digital skills you are broadcasting?

Juliusmalema:
He is evil and suppose to have been disposed in evil forest of Abosi.

You are evil

pweshdodo:
Just kill him

Same will be said of you.

level10:
E nor sweet

Salt and seasoning nor dey

Long throat. Let him finish eating his food. His tongue will tell him if it is sweet or not.
You can remain browsing phone, hungry.

Well done OP.
This is what our grandparents and great grand parents were doing before some people came to
tell us that the only way to survive is to depend on crude oil dollars that will be used to fund an economy and you will receive salary from non existing jobs after spending 20years and N10,000,000 from nursery one to university degree in school. Finish come out and run about looking for job then commit suicide because you didn't get job..

OP well done once again.
God bless

cassidy1996:
Biggie smalls

Biggie smalls was killed.

If you are recruiting the entire staff for University, that means you have no structure in place No processes or procedures.

Each person will just be jamming the others and the bursar will run away with all the money.

Is there even a board of directors in charge?
Or one suit wearing pastor is in the background looking to use salaries and school fees money to send HIS own kids OVERSEAS?

hapipeccc:
greet my granda for me

He and your Grandma cannot be in the same place in the afterlife.

tstx:
He was never meant to inhabit this earth..

You do not have power over life and death.
You are a creature under God.
Mind your place and let others live.
Pride is the greatest sin. That i s what keeps devil in hell fire.

solutionist:
In other words, Dangote is richer than Bill Gates, abi?

Is it because otigba boys in Ikeja did not deal with Bill Gates and pirate the hell out of all his Windows and Microsoft office?
Because he wrote computer software, nobody should hear word again?

Mizwisdom:
Only 12.5 million people? That's even less than Lagos population. No wonder Nigeria is viewed as the Giant of Africa. Autojosh show us a country in Africa of about 200 million with no pot holes, that'll be a fair comparism. Nevertheless it will be nice to tour Kigali

There are only 12 million because they killed each other. Millions of them died.

What was the cause?
They had 2tribes. Hutu and Tutsi.
Hutu are short with round head and ogo.
Tutsi are tall and have head that looks like James Bond. No ogo.
When the Hutu commit crime, the Oyibos will punish them severely because they are "short and ugly".
When the Tutsi commit same crime, the Oyibos will leave them or punish little. Because they look fine like James Bond.

Punishment according to appearance

When both tribes realised that Oyibos like one and hate their other, each tribe wanted to KILL OFF the other tribe.

Meanwhile, the Oyibos carry their load waka comot.

This is what lead to the genocide in RWANADA.

Now they are tired of killing each other. They have calmed down. And decide to just live in peace without corruption.

Hence the road is smooth. Hence the population is only 12 million.

The sadness of oyibo control.
All human beings suffer racism.

IHate9jerianss:
Look everywhere in Nigeria and see how we allow our so-called leaders,the whites,Chinese,Lebanese and Indians shitt on us.No ounce of dignity and self-worth in the average Nigerian

GO AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING.
BUY HAMMER, NAIL, WOOD. LEARN HOW TO MAKE THINGS WITH YOUR OWN HANDS.
Shoe, socks....

The average Chinese, Lebanese and Indian are craftsmen. They can make toothpick, they can cast block. They learn all these little crafts in school.

The average Nigerian spends so much time trying to pass exams in school and learns ZERO CRAFT .

He then comes out of school with a f**king useless CV with SPELLING ERRORS ALL OVER AND ABSOLUTELY NO SKILLS..HE CAN'T PAY HIS RENT. HE CANT MARRY HE CAN'T CLEAN THE SHIT FROM HIS OWN NYASH.
HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN HEIGHT IN CM
HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS WEIGHT IN KG.
HE DOESN'T dress decently.
He will wear knickers instead of trouser, slippers instead of shoes, useless POINTED TROUSER exposing his socks in a corporate environment.
Scrape his head gorrimapa like a criminal instead of grooming his hair.
Pornogrphy, masturbation, premarital sex.
Then carry the BIGGEST APPETITE FOR IMPORTED PRODUCTS, GOODS, CLOTH ...EVERYTHING.

These are ALL the things the DESTROY ALL the dignity in you.

You will now stand in front of Chinese, Lebanese and Indians like a fool.

IHate9jerianss:
What you posted about Nigerians and Chinese in different vehicles is 100% true...a Nigerian guy who worked with the Chinese as a miner told me something similar last year.The Chinese would sit in front of the truck while Nigerians would sit at the back (in the open air)of the truck.My brother,look everywhere,Nigerians generally lack dignity

WE REFUSE TO BEHAVE WITH DIGNITY.
We dress stupidly.
We walk anyhow.
We talk with 2 mouths.
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One does not need to be rich before gaining dignity
You can be dignified WITH ONE CLOTH.
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Strive with ALL YOUR MIGHT to LEARN AND KNOW HOW TO CARRY YOURSELF WITH DIGNITY.

The WORLD WILL JUDGE YOU BY HOW YOU APPEAR.

tstx:
And other workers jusy stood and watched... no iota of solidarity whatsoever. Africa anaa

Is there solidarity here on Nairaland?
When we have all have the culture of SHOWOFF?
I have shoe - snap it and post on social media. I'm better than you.
I have 64Gig RAM phone. I purchased for N400,000. Snap it, post and brag on social media.
I'm wearing braless, pantless...shoeless, snap post and brag.
Even the so called pastors are involved.
Bragging and boasting.
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How can there be solidarity when everybody wants to showoff?

Zanotee:
not all gold glitters forever.

The correct saying is:
Not all that glitters is gold.
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Gold is an element Protons, neutrons and electrons are set up in a specific way, since the universe began till the day the world will end. The arrangement of protons neutrons and electrons will remain the same. It is a pure metal and it cannot change to anything else.
Gold is gold.
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So if you have something that was glittering (shining) "like" gold before and later stops glittering (shining) ...
Then IT WAS NOT GOLD in the first place

Not all that glitters is gold.

Great504:
ѕυċн α вʀιℓℓιαηт ιɗєα. тєċнησℓσgу αηɗ ιηησναтιση. кєєρ ιт υρ.

Chinese people do this type if thing on wechat

zinnydan:
Just because of rice....they'll still fight because of grand children

I laugh in French when people say nigeria is developing because of some few cement bridges here and there.
The people themselves are not developed.
Fighting over food in 2018?
No whiteman in any whiteland fights with anybody with/for/against food.

sunnysunny69:
Na small small madness dey start in the name of fashion.

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It's graphics you are creating.
I thought you were dashing Buggati car to "those in need"... like myself... who uses slippers to go around.

OWNERS OF JEEP, Abeg, drive carefully.
You have jeep does not mean you can fly anyhow.
Slow and steady. You will still reach the destination

joeyswift:
That is how they do it. If he had succeeded and returned to Nigeria,he will be called Emeka E money and worshipped

EXACTLY MY POINT

slivertongue:
JAIL TERM and DEATH awaits drug dealers and lovers of quick and overnight wealth

Quick to condemn.
Is it not our culture of "praising" people who have made money WITHOUT asking how they made the money, that has forced this man to go into drug business?

All the Pharmacists in Nigeria, do you think they sell genuine medicines? If the medicine ins genuine, why are people still falling sick?
Substandard medicine is sold, so that it does not cure the illness. But you keep going back to buy more of the medicine. And the pharmacist keeps making money.
You will praise him because "he get plenty money". But you will not ask if he is genuinely selling real medicine.

When somebody drives big jeep to church and donates big quantities of money, all the congregation will be praising him.
Nobody will ask where he got the money from or why he needs to show of.
Our Lord Jesus, was sitting RIGHT INSIDE the temple, looking at people dropping money for offering.
He can see everybody's heart.
He never praised those that brought large amount. He knew they were fake. They don't want to give God their BEST. Just only small.
Instead he praised the woman that brought only 2 silver coins. He knew she was genuinely putting ALL her real money.

It is this praising attitude that forces men to carry drugs for money.
They too want to be praised.

Oreofepeters:
Answer: Because Nigerian ladies are confused, materilistic, too selective they don't even know what they want. After hoaping from one dick to the other they get dumped and became certified single.



the trend will continue to thrive I don't see it ending anytime soon until they buy sense.

You are pointing finger?
Ladies are single because MEN have refused to be men.
Men are in charge of politics, the economy the environment, jobs, welfare .
Men have messed up all of these out of greed and wickedness.

Ladies don't know whom to trust.

Why should we have female ministers at all? It is because men cannot be trusted to do the duty.

We would soon have female president in Nigeria since all the men are f**king up.

victorian:
He doesn't look 30. He should be in his 40s.

Useless thing.. Smhhh.

He is 30. Hard life has aged him 10years.

Bluezy13:
Hmmm...


And I love attending such weddings.

Whoever looks at a woman lustfully commits adultery in his heart.

EzendiEgo1:
And

AND some idiots will come online to beg.