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Romance › Re: Meet Bakhar Nabieva, 'Miss Iron Bum' Ukraine Fitness Model by uuzba(m): 12:07pm On Sep 19, 2018
Change her name to BRUTICUS.
Car Talk › Re: This Is Audi's 1st Electric Car,2019 E-tron SUV Will Go 250mi On A Single Charge by uuzba(m): 9:07am On Sep 19, 2018
drogba:
Using AC in an EV will slightly affect your range. My point is if you already calculated to reach Ikeja under normal speed with X amount of battery power with your AC on, if you get stuck in serious traffic, you should still get to your planned destination (Ikeja) with more range left than you expected initially without traffic.
Can you charge it in any location you reach? Abi you must come back to your house to use special cable and charger?
Car Talk › Re: This Is Audi's 1st Electric Car,2019 E-tron SUV Will Go 250mi On A Single Charge by uuzba(m): 9:03am On Sep 19, 2018
gulfer:
So what if it gets trapped in typical Lagos traffic huh huh huh
So far you don't use AC, no problem. The battery will not die.
Whist petrol cars will be burning fuel idling their engines, this one will just be off.
BUT if you use AC, untop shakara, the battery will run down slowly, die and leave you there depending on how long the traffic will last
Celebrities › Re: 30 Years After: 'Coming To America' Stars Then And Now (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:25pm On Sep 17, 2018
hardbody:
I have the movie at home in the villa and generally watch it whenever I travel for Xmas alongside the sound of music.
Hmm. Just buy credit and download it from torrent sites. Travel to village because of film. Are we in 1885?
Celebrities › Re: 30 Years After: 'Coming To America' Stars Then And Now (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:22pm On Sep 17, 2018
LifestyleTonite:
Those old parrots were actually Eddie Murphy disguised as old men.
Unlike Bollywood ONE PART actors, American actors always try to play different types of characters. Some get in better than others.
Crime › Re: Men Arrested After Threatening To Kidnap Their Boss Or His Daughter. Photos by uuzba(m): 9:04pm On Sep 16, 2018
In your journey to become rich, please employ others to work under you and help you achieve your goal. They will be happy and employed when you are wealthy.

If you don't employ anybody, then when you make your money, they will be jealous and steal it.

If you do employ people and treat them like animals, they will surely revenge on you and kill kidnap etc.

If you are SO STUPID to make them think that your money is falling from the sky, by living a lavish lifestyle in front of their face, they will assume you are hiding MORE money somewhere and plan to attack you.

Humble yourself when you employ others.
Politics › Re: Kemi Adeosun's Resignation Letter (Full Text) by uuzba(m):
Why is she or anyone else calling Buhari, "Your Excellency".
What is excellent about him?
His health is bad.
His ideas are bad
His English is poor. Bad pronunciation.
Does he have a degree? Masters? PhD?
Can he use Microsoft Word? And PowerPoint?
Java nko?
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Nobody wants to be like him. He isn't anybody's role model. Not even his wife.

So where is this rubbish "Excellency" coming from?
It's olodo that I'm seeing O.
I cannot be looking at olodo and calling him excellent.

Just write, "Your olodoship,"
Career › Re: My Experience Working For A One Man Business by uuzba(m): 9:26pm On Sep 14, 2018
DFSH:
[color=#990000][/color]I am waiting for someone to tell us why business owners put on this attitude. I have had similar experience. Could this be fear or something? Pls lets have another view of this matter. angry
Your answer in in doing.
Go and hire a house boy. Take your home as a business where comfort is produced for you and your family. Your staff is houseboy.
Now pay him his just wages. And see if you can do so without dehumanizing him. That is the answer to your question

Make sure to keep him as long as possible
Do all the salary increase, Christmas, 13th month.
Make sure he goes on leave.
Make sure he only works 8am to 3pm.
Career › Re: My Experience Working For A One Man Business by uuzba(m): 9:23pm On Sep 14, 2018
Funkybabee:
Bro it ain't easy!! I don't pray to work with a one man business again, u will work for them even expect u to work for their family apart of their bad talk unkor....


What I shaa know is That one day one day I will have my own business and this will be a history
French.
You will have your business and you will do better than this one man boss person? Is it not still here in Nigeria?
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You better learn how to cope with difficulties. Instead of browsing internet here and talking about "one day one day". Make your plans now.
Career › Re: My Experience Working For A One Man Business by uuzba(m): 9:19pm On Sep 14, 2018
stubbornman:
Some of you shouting " One man business is demonic" will also do worse when you set up your own.....!!!!

Nigeria is a stupid country tho.... where every boss thinks he's doing his/her staff a favour
The boss main duty Is how to earn money MORE than spend it.
Most youth here are very good at SPENDING money more than earning it. So they cannot be bosses. Because they cannot have the money to pay anybody's salary. They are too enticed with little luxuries, shoe, watch, internet ...They will forget they have staff salary to pay.
Career › Re: My Experience Working For A One Man Business by uuzba(m):
LordsApostle:
pathetic men, I can relate with this. This is Nigeria where there are no laws, else people like that have no place running business, I don't understand why people are just so heartless and wicked, it is really heart wrenching you know, it's saddening... You don't see this any other place. Blacks are just evil.
As a business owner how do you handle this task.
You have managed to finally get a contract.
Now your phone is ringing left right and center. WhatsApp and emails left and right. You are a typical Nigerian. You have 2 or more phones.
When driving your car, the phones never stop. All the calls are important. All relate to different aspects of the project.
You realise that you van easily have an accident driving and answering WhatsApp.
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Do you take public transport? No. You don't want to discuss confidential info in public.
Do you use Uber? No your designation might change on the fly. Uber has to go one way. You need to hire a car for a whole day. But you already have a car.
You close eye and hire a driver.
But this guy is asking for xyz salary. Do you pay? How good is he?
He may bash your car and run. He is going to overhear all your discussions when he's driving you about.

Your car has problems, tire, radiator, Keke hit one side. Vehicle license.... Do you leave the key with this guy driver to fix?
Messages are piling up on your WhatsApp, emails. You have not responded. Food? You have not been eating properly.
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Starting a business in Nigeria is not easy.
It is easy to condemn the boss when you are not one. You have no idea what is passing through his mind.

Most of us know how to SPEND money very well. But zero knowledge about how to EARN money.
A bosses duty is to EARN the money. He must spend as little as possible otherwise, it isn't a business. But a major LOSS.
Politics › Re: IPOB Sit-At-Home: Members In Equatorial Guinea Lock Their Shops (Pics) by uuzba(m): 12:39pm On Sep 14, 2018
Jolar101:
Biafra is our country.
Do you have a central bank?
Do you have a currency?
Do you have a passport?
Do you have a president?
Do you have border police?
If you are not inside Biafra right now, where is your Visa to stay in Nigeria?
Do you pay import duties into Biafra?
You have to stop crossing Nigeria FREELY.
You have to stop flying your planes over Nigerian air space
Do you have airport?
Do you have sea Port?
What does your county export?
Your Biafra currency is "shit" to Nigeria. So we cannot agree to any exchange rate with you.
Use your Biafra currency to buy Dollars. Stop using Nigerian Naira to buy Dollars.
You cannot be a citizen of Nigeria if you choose to be a citizen of Biafra.
That is an offence called TREASON. It is punishable (In EVERY COUNTRY) by death.
So do you have your Army that can fight back Nigerian Army?
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Do you think forming a nation is the same as buying N50 crayfish?
Politics › Re: IPOB Sit-At-Home: Members In Equatorial Guinea Lock Their Shops (Pics) by uuzba(m): 12:20pm On Sep 14, 2018
ahamonyeka:
everything about Africa is too local .I just do not know when Africa will be like Europe and other advance countries.
Better go to your backyard and try to do something with your hands. Farming, soap, palm wine....

Africa is made up of VERY MANY TRIBES. MULTITUDES OF TRIBES AND KINGDOMS. Nigeria alone has more than 300 different tribes and kingdoms.

The developed nations you speak about have very few tribes. Who is in Britain? Only Irish, Welsh, Scots and English. ONLY 4 TRIBES. ONLY.

Who is in Germany? Germans. ONLY ONE TRIBE. Only ONE language
Who is in France? FRENCH. ONLY ONE TRIBE. Only ONE language.
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When everybody is dancing different traditional dance in Nigeria, which day do you think we will ever change to ONE tribe and stop fighting and creating disunity?
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Go to your backyard and do something today and don't waste your time expecting governments of African Nations to change it into Europe for you.
They CANNOT. Only you can. Develop your backyard. Spread to your neighbour, then your street... Then community.... Step by step.
Technology Market › HTML Coding by uuzba(op): 3:55pm On Sep 13, 2018
I'm practicing HTML
This is Bold text Bold
This is italics text italics
This is image in the texthttps://auto.ndtvimg.com/car-images/medium/maruti-suzuki/baleno/maruti-suzuki-baleno.jpg?v=2
This is text after the car image.
The image [img] tag is used to insert images that are on the internet.
Whists the Choose File option is used to upload images from your stored images from pc/phone.
Celebrities › Re: 'Celebrities Are Humans Too, Stop Hurting Us' - Regina Daniels Begs Nigerians by uuzba(m): 8:38am On Sep 13, 2018
Ever8054:
they won't let this small girl be,..Nigerians and their wahala... "no body ever sees her struggles they only sees her troubles "..
when she was struggling to get where she is today nobody was there with her...
We didn't disturb her when she was quietly offline.
Now she's shining teeth online in social media, we shall disturb.

If you don't want disturbance, go out of social media.
Phones › Re: Iphone XS, Iphone XS Max & Iphone XR: Apple Unveils Three New Iphone Xs by uuzba(m): 8:31am On Sep 13, 2018
Jaymaxxy:
RAM, processor, display, camera, etc
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs became billionaires without owning IPhones or even any phone.

Mortal man, how will this new gadget help you?
Celebrities › Re: Lepacious Bose Hails Ghanaian's For Not Bleaching Their Skin Like Nigerians by uuzba(m): 10:23pm On Sep 12, 2018
FRoosevelt:
I love naturally fair skin females. I'm not usually sexually attracted to darker skin ladies.
It's just me anyway.
So you are some sort of a racist.
You like this one, you don't like the other .. Based on skin colour alone.
Celebrities › Re: Lepacious Bose Hails Ghanaian's For Not Bleaching Their Skin Like Nigerians by uuzba(m):
deliveryboy:
An average Nigerian indulge in excessive self criticism of their own country. I observed long ago that when a Nigerian sit on the same table with an expertrait (Hungarian, Polish or even Chadian) the only topic they dwell on are the problems of Nigeria, the corruption, power outages, kidnappings, sometimes the expertrait they try hard to impress would tell them these problems also exist in their own countries. It's so exhausting to see people with such an abysmal level of self esteem.
The expatriate people come from a.background where they had to do everything by themselves. They want car? They invent it.
They want phone? They invent it.
They want shoe? They invent it.
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On and on and on.
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Nigerians did not go through this training process.
We see oyibo driving cars? Then we want it because we saw it. We sell crude oil and buy latest car without understanding how cars work.
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We see oyibo using phone? Then we want it because we saw it. Sell crude oil and buy latest phone without understanding how phones work.
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On and on..
The country and people are filled up with technologies they know nothing about and remain remain greedy for more. Killing each other, kidnapping stealing..
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Avert your eyes. Try to understand and create things by yourself in your own backyard. Gain the knowledge and be happy. Otherwise the lack of knowledge will continue brewing inferiority complex in the midst of expatriates.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Makes His Girlfriend Up, And It Came Out Well (Photos & Videos) by uuzba(m): 10:06pm On Sep 12, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
What a woman can do, a man can do even better.
You won't find other men to compete with? Na woman you dey compete with.
Sports › Re: Mark Knight Accused Of Racism For Drawing Serena Williams Cartoon by uuzba(m): 3:49pm On Sep 12, 2018
marvinsync:
so that Japanese lady is blonde Huh?
Japanese cannot be blond again? Are you Japanese? Do you know them more than themselves?
Politics › Re: FG To Start Ogoniland Cleanup By December – Minister by uuzba(m): 2:56pm On Sep 12, 2018
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Education › Re: OAU Students Knelt Down To Write Their MEE 203 Exam by uuzba(m): 12:07pm On Sep 11, 2018
yusman14:
y destroyind d image of dis school?
dis is not an exam..i was dere...MEE203 is a faculty course d exam is usually done in 1000slt and oder big theatres
Ol boy, your English has destroyed the image of the school.
I could write and spell better than what you wrote in primary 3.
Car Talk › Re: Vilnius Mayor Crushes Benz With An 8Wheel Armoured Vehicle For Parking Illegally by uuzba(m): 11:59am On Sep 11, 2018
The car was parked on the bicycle lane.
Offence.
He used armoured tanker to crush the car.

Result:
The crushed car is still parked on the bicycle lane.

A better solution
1. Don't crush the car. Gimme the car.
2. Use the tanker to crush palm kernel.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Whatsapp Group Members Over Fake News by uuzba(m): 7:58am On Sep 11, 2018
8stargeneral:
I hate it with passion, I hv warned all my friends on my list to stop sending me such message.
My friends are people I can see and talk to physically (and slap if they forward nonsense to me on WhatsApp).

Those I cannot see are contacts. I just delete.
Culture › Re: Tear Gas Fired At Ooni Of Ife During Sowore's Visit (PHOTOS) by uuzba(m): 7:54am On Sep 11, 2018
Hardewarlee:
What a funny country .... Only God knows why he sent me down here and not advance countries like US , Canada n co... Well he has got plans for Us all.

But the question is ARE YOU SURE WE ARE DEVOLOPING COUNTRY OR UNDER DEVELOPING COUNTRY BECAUSE for all I know everything in this country is Zero/F9 except corruption which is A1


Which way Allah ? I really don’t want to have kids in this struggle .

Notice to those who doesn’t have time than to condemn some else’s post even after you are guranteed your own space on Nairaland, Becareful I’m an aggrieved Nigerian ... Don’t come here else I will curse you and your entire fam. Thanks for understanding .

If I no leave this country Wetin I gain oh lord
Rather than come online to ask us why God sent you to Nigeria, we are not God. We cannot answer your question.
Why not put down your phone and find something else doing?

I once met a guy who told me that at the worst of the worst, he will just enter bus, go to his church, carry broom and sweep it clean.

Leave this phone alone and do something for somebody.
Car Talk › Re: 10 Impressive Concept Cars That Were Never Mass-produced (PHOTOS) by uuzba(m): 11:07pm On Sep 10, 2018
This one?

Phones › Re: Whats The Best Budget Phone So Far. by uuzba(m): 11:17am On Sep 09, 2018
TechCapon:
Since our Naira has lost value, most budget phones now have the price tag of a high end phone. Shitty naira
When our grandparents were walking about bare feet, farming their land, catching fish and eating yam, we were independent of foreign goods.
The British who colonised us gave us the Pound £ in exchange for cowries. Cowries are just some crustaceans shells. A f***king sea shell can get you a pound £1.
Later we got our Naira. And N1 = £1.
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Now that you have succumbed to imported goods, shoes, clothes, food, electronics... You life is dependent on imported goods if not you will die,..
Now, you will gather five hundred naira to still buy one pound.
N500 = £1

Who caused it? Your long throat and bragging for foreign goods caused it.

Our grandparents will laugh at us.
Travel › Re: South Africa Shuts Consulate In Lagos by uuzba(m):
Ballmer:
If you have ever been to SA you’ll understand why SA is a million times beta than Nigeria in every ramifications.
After Mandela spent 27years in prison unjustly. Fighting for the right of Black people, the owners of the land to share the same school with white people, their oppressors. White people stole all their village land and built everything to city, flog all the black, use dog to bite them, pursue them into the bush.

Today, Mandela has begged all the black people not to kill the white in revenge and just manage peace. The white people are living in shame and fear. They cannot go back to Europe.

Nigerians will now to SA and be behaving as if Na their papa land. Doing gra-gra. That's why the black SA kill us in xenophobic attacks because you refuse to respect them for all they have suffered in their own country.

Nigerians always want free thing. Shameless. You cannot do your own.

How will you feel if the British took over all of Nigeria, wiped out your village, changed the name and pursued all black people to Northern Nigeria where the land is dry and hot?
All the mouth we like making in Nigeria, how will you know where your village is again? How will you even know the cloth your tribe wears?

That is what happened to Black SA's.
Career › Re: 'I Left My Last Job Because My Boss Put His Hands On A Female Employee' - Man by uuzba(m): 7:37am On Sep 09, 2018
jayson87:
Get a lawyer and charge him to the Industrial court, he will pay through his nose
Is it him that the boss hit?
Did the boss fire him?
There is no case there.
It is the woman who can get the lawyer.
Career › Re: 'I Left My Last Job Because My Boss Put His Hands On A Female Employee' - Man by uuzba(m): 7:34am On Sep 09, 2018
9jayes:
Develop yourself, be your own boss so that nobody will abuse you. Learn free digital skills and be Independent, for details contact me on WhatsApp. Check my signature for the WhatsApp number.
Why should they contact you?
If you know all the free digital skills, why are you looking for people to contact you? What do you want from them?
Or maybe it isn't paying you and you now want to charge people money to learn the "free" digital skills you are broadcasting?

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