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CareerRe: Ahmed Abdulrahman Helps His Sick Cleaner Who Failed To Show Up At Work by uuzba(m): 2:25pm On Mar 28, 2018
panmichaels79:
If Firstly, Buhari, Other Nigerian Politicians and my other fellow Nigerians can be like this.... maybe Nigeria will get a better change
Can be like how?
Carrying camera to snap handicapped people?
Then download some French for everybody to read and get confused? If he locked the man in prison after snapping these pictures, will he snap that part and upload?
Car TalkRe: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 11:06am On Mar 28, 2018
paix:
I think so. But even on 240km/h which is my car's max speedometer; it never gets there. It stops at 8,000 rpm.
If it's an automatic in "Drive" mode and you somehow found the road to do reach 200km/h, and the car is at 8000rpm, there would be so much wind resistance blowing on the car at such speeds the car might never quite reach 240km/h. To achieve this by force, you would "gear down" in a manual or shift to "L" (beyond Drive) At such speed the car cannot decieve itself again. It will max out at the highest RPM to go beyond that 200km/h in a lower gear. It gives the engine more power to overcome the wind resistance and reach 240km/h but at the cost of a dangerously high RPM.
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I sometimes do this at lower speeds if I want to overatake some useless tipper spraying sand on my car. And the car is still gently accelerating (thinking that I'm playing or something).

But note that only new cars with tight tolerance in pistons and cylinders can actually achieve their hightest rated speeds. As you use your car everyday, it gets older, the piston tolerance increases (the pistons wobble about more in the cylinder) and the car will never generate enough power to reach the max speed ever again. My car can't do more than 130 km/h pedal to metal. It's has tried. It's just a traffic jam champion.You might be surprised how low your speed will actually be if you do pedal to metal one clear fine day
Car TalkRe: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 9:47am On Mar 28, 2018
paix:
Even at that, some cars don't REDLINE.
I believe the redline speed is to be reached slowly. Maybe on a very long smooth road, you take it up gently so the car can adjust by itself all that needs to keep the car ok .
Butbif you force it to suddenly redline, it will not work for safety reasons.

Just like your seatbelt. If you lean forward slowly, you can pull it and even touch your toes. If you jerk forward suddenly, it does not extend at all.
Car TalkRe: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 9:29am On Mar 28, 2018
paymentvoucher:
That was how I REDLINED my Nissan Primera and the Engine started Smoking angry angry
Probably the piston rings were not lubricated fast enough and burnt out. Now the car will continue to smoke and chop engine oil. Till you change the engine.
Car TalkRe: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m):
They say modern cars can't redline.
I don't know if it is good or bad.
I'm not liking modern cars. I think they've become ITK cars (I know too much).

In the 1st image, a student was to take HER (female!) driving test in an AUTOMATIC car (Automatic for test ke? What are you testing?). She didn't know it was in "Drive" instead of "Reverse". She jammed the driving test center with the instructor inside the car with her. (The effizy of Automatic).

The 2nd image,
This guy, Anton Yelchin (Star Trek man), drove out of his gate to go out. He " thought " he put the car in "P". He didn't know the thing set itself back in "N". The car rolled backwards the slope and plastered him on the gate column and iron. (The effizy of Automatic).

Über wanted to start driverless cars. The car was carrying a passenger. The driver put the car into total automatic. He commot hand from steering. The car by itself, saw someone crossing the road and finished the person.

Me, I am not tripped with any fu***king latest automatic nonsense. Many can carry it on their head.

Car TalkRe: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 8:09am On Mar 28, 2018
Mechanics do this s*** so you will know they have arrived; are in control. Usually with the door open and one leg out

Vo--Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-VrooooooMMMMMM!!!
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I don't know any useful purpose this does for the car.
Car TalkRe: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 7:59am On Mar 28, 2018
tabisegroup:
I don't notice all those stuff..Cus i sit mostly at the right handside of the back
Any of 3 things.
1. You are a kid sitting in the back.
2. You are a boss sitting in the back
3. You are using a paid transport Über.. Etc and are sitting in the back.
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If a driver were redlining with you inside, you will still know. The engine will be too noisy for you to bear.
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Unless, you are also deaf/handicapped. Even at that you will feel the vibration.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers In Delta Beat White Man Who Relocated From Spain (Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:03pm On Mar 27, 2018
nairavsdollars:
How will the people of Spain feel if they see this picture? Sad
They will carry their man back. Oyibo is never meant to the disgraced in Blackman's land. After that, they will make the getting of visa to Spain nearly impossible.

I know an organization that usually sends some of it's workers to Spain for courses. They ALWAYS suffer to get that visa, despite they even have money.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Visit: Lagos Declares Thursday March 29 Work Free Day by uuzba(m): 10:56pm On Mar 27, 2018
mybestlove:
Shutting down Lagos economy because a president is coming, when will Nigeria grow about this?

Anyway, the money needed is coming from lagosians pocket in the name of tax
This is the kind of BS we pay tax for.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Visit: Lagos Declares Thursday March 29 Work Free Day by uuzba(m): 10:52pm On Mar 27, 2018
HigherEd:
What sort of foolishness is this. Are we still such a ruler-worship society in 2018! If the president is here for a visit. Let him go about his f*ckin business without hindering everyone else. Bullshit!
I can already see Yes-Men, overzealous soldiers flogging pedestrians out of the way.
Then some foolish spineless people receiving the heavy flogging, AND STILL cheering Buhari. Foolish way we behave in this country.
RomanceRe: She Said No To Me In 2011, But Now We Are Getting Married - Man Reveals. Photos by uuzba(m): 10:38pm On Mar 27, 2018
... And you said NO to her in 2018
Science/TechnologyRe: Big Cobra Killed With A Gun In Toilet In Delta State (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:33pm On Mar 26, 2018
suco01:
Thank God the snake is dead but i think u could have save less with #400 sniper/DD force instead of blowing the WC seat which cost thousands.
How does one consume a snake that died of sniper chemical ? You have to plan ahead.
Science/TechnologyRe: Big Cobra Killed With A Gun In Toilet In Delta State (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:31pm On Mar 26, 2018
DanielsParker:
clear bushes around the house.
Eat snake! Eat snake around the house.
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Let the snake know you are eating it, it will run by itself. Na you go dey find snake.
Science/TechnologyRe: Big Cobra Killed With A Gun In Toilet In Delta State (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:28pm On Mar 26, 2018
HajimeSaito:
I actually saw something like this on NATGEO WILD.
A blasted toilet?
HealthRe: Woman All Smiles After Undergoing Surgery To Remove Huge Facial Tumour. Photos by uuzba(m): 10:23pm On Mar 26, 2018
Josephjnr:
I can't just imagine life without science. I'm happy and grateful to be born in the age of science.
But before science came into wide acceptance were people having this kind of disease?
I think all the chemicals that science brought along that created situations that cause people to have all these tumors and cancers.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Shares Pictures Of His Bullet Proof G Wagon Riddled With Gun Shots by uuzba(m): 8:40pm On Mar 26, 2018
Sharing picture.
Is it picture we will eat?
When will you share jobs for millions of u employed youth all around you?
CrimeRe: 5 Kenyan School Boys Sneak Into Girls' Hostel, Caught & Tied By Soldier (Photos) by uuzba(m): 5:07pm On Mar 26, 2018
Apina:
Why was the Army called? And why are they tied up like criminals? undecided
We live in times of political tension where every young man ages, 15 to 45 is seen as a potential radical, a pseudo-terrorist.

Please young men, go and find out the meaning of RESPONSIBILITY from any old book or elders because in these times, the world is already against you before you even engage in any activity. Small thing, jungle justice, small thing army shoot you. Small thing police arrest and lock you up.
TravelRe: Top 10 Fun Things Everyone Must Try In Lagos by uuzba(m): 11:35am On Mar 26, 2018
27. Just live in Lagos and do all these things as your normal life without telling everybody on social media that you are a complete, okoro JJC.
CrimeRe: Missing 17-year-old Teenage Girl Found Stoned To Death In South Africa (photos) by uuzba(m):
Marxist001:
Na the stoned death pic be ur problemhuh no sympathy from u, na to see dey do u
The OP directed our attention to a stoned to death girl found somewhere

Then pasted beauty pictures of someone else.
Is it beauty pictures that is the headline of the story?
CelebritiesRe: Miko Hughes: The Popular Meme Boy (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:05pm On Mar 24, 2018
LesbianBoy:
Who is this boy in the meme below...
Don't mind OP. He knows the name of oyibo 12,000 km away in America. He doesn't know the name of his own black people living in Nigeria with him.

CelebritiesRe: Miko Hughes: The Popular Meme Boy (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:02pm On Mar 24, 2018
praiseneofingz:
brother calm down na
Nigerians with important stories don't have it on FP.
Some random whiteman who doesn't give a ***** is instantly placed on FP.

Inferiorly complex at work.
CrimeRe: Mopol And Thugs Clash In Lagere, Ile-Ife, Osun. One Dead, Many Injured by uuzba(m): 5:37pm On Mar 23, 2018
cecymiammy:
Jobless set ofppl
Do you have employment for them? Or your own is just chop alone with your smartphone?
PhonesRe: Some Whatsapp Rules For Nigerians by uuzba(m): 2:33pm On Mar 23, 2018
Uruan2023:
huh huh huh


Rules??
with my phone and my data? ??


Buharuin must go!
Your phone, your data? To OTHER people's phones and and their data...

Yes Rules.
PetsRe: Hanna Python, World's 1st Snake To Undergo Pioneering CAT Scan For Lungs Problem by uuzba(m): 7:59pm On Mar 22, 2018
Why don't black people do wildlife expedition? All that National Geographic animal stuff?
I would like to DO this wild life expedition thing too. Is like animals are plenty to be expeditioned.

grin
Is only looking I will look Na.
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Is The Owner Of Boko Haram" - FFK Reacts To Residents Hailing Boko Haram by uuzba(m): 8:33am On Mar 22, 2018
obowunmi:
Buhari is Boko Horam.
Sheby he said he would make Nigeria difficult to govern for Jonathan...
Na im na..
PoliticsRe: No Ransom Paid For The Release Of Dapchi Schoolgirls – FG by uuzba(m): 2:21pm On Mar 21, 2018
Speaking German with Chinese accent to people who speak English..... Is a hard something.
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Sheybe it is this people that said N1 to $1.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Return Of Dapchi Girls by uuzba(m): 2:18pm On Mar 21, 2018
denkyw:
In as much as this is a very applaudiable effort from the FG, but the means in which this girls where been released is not juhstiable. Negotiating with terrorist is a weak act and sends the wrong message. I will say the FG just succeeded in empowering this terrorist.
The FG empowered the terrorists.
OR
The FG and Terrorists are coworkers.

This particular incidence looks totally staged.
Capture girls,
Get use Niger Delta oil money to free the girls.
During elections, tell everybody that during tour tenure you got the girls back within 1 month but during Jonathan's time, he couldn't find them after 3 years.
Car TalkRe: These Are 9 Of The Worst Scandals In Auto Industry History by uuzba(m): 3:36pm On Mar 20, 2018
simak1:
First comenter after so long wait...
Certificate for you. Well done.

TravelRe: 'It's Not Worth It'; Couple Who Returned From Libya Amid Suffering. Photos by uuzba(m): 9:45pm On Mar 19, 2018
JimaeChinko:
I doubt if you have ever experienced the real "hard knock life".
If you have then you won't blame this couple or anybody else. Am I saying they justified? No!. You do not truly know what it is to be truly hopeless, filled with darkness. Nothing seems to align despite what you throw at life. You truly don't know. You have always had it easy with your old folks(Dad or mum subsidizing everything for you). You truly don't know pain and frustration that is so awful that your very logical reasoning is blinded. You would do anything to survive.

Most of the successful people you call "Canadians&Americans" came from immigrant families.

Why are they mostly successful than the very indigenous people of that society?
Simple. They and their parents migrated from a society that limited and stagnated their true potentials. Now they exposed to a society where things really work. Where you can really achieve success if you just put in a little of the hard work they put in a society like ours but still get to experience no true growth.

They see that the Indigenes of these First World don't understand the value of the "awesome" system they have and Boom! the immigrants succeed against all odds. Something normally that won't happen for them in their original countries. This is not just a Nigerian thing. Look at the Indians too. See how they migrate out. People like Anik Signal, Gary V, Obama, etc would have not been the success story they are if they were in their original locales.
The Indians that migrated out are making it outside.
India itself and all the people that remained behind, are better than Nigeria.
We need to fix our nation.
TravelRe: 'It's Not Worth It'; Couple Who Returned From Libya Amid Suffering. Photos by uuzba(m): 9:41pm On Mar 19, 2018
gaskiyamagana:
..with this set of leaders and leadership?
If you remove all the leaders in Nigeria...
And remove all the followers...
And the land is empty....

Foreigners will come right here and turn this very same land into the foreign land that you want to run to.
Christianity EtcRe: "A Mad Man Told Me To Buy Fuel After My Car Broke Down" - Man by uuzba(m): 5:50pm On Mar 19, 2018
GoldHorse:
Na mechanic jo! Na hin dreadlocks confuse you
undecided
There is a Nigerian saying, "Na mechanic make us no know who be crase man".
Christianity EtcRe: "A Mad Man Told Me To Buy Fuel After My Car Broke Down" - Man by uuzba(m): 5:48pm On Mar 19, 2018
ZombieTAMER:
sad

So God cannot cure the mad man
But is quick to use him

Africa's got a long way to go
If God cured the madman, you will meet him well and OK. If he told you he was formerly mad before being cured by God, you will not believe.
God has left the madness for you to cure in his name and is waiting for you to take the first step.

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