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Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Abuja By Hanging On A Tree (Graphic Photo) by uuzba(m): 7:14pm On Apr 02, 2018

tayebest:
I respect the guy's courage! it's not eazy to take ones life!

RIP

Of all places, God decided that Nigeria is the place you should be born into. And you did not listen to anything God told you to do in Nigeria. You wanted to do everything your own style. When your style did not work, you by yourself, used your hand to kill yourself? Not that you were protecting anybody and you got injured in the process. You just killed yourself.

This is what happens when people pray, shout, jump up and down, WITHOUT shutting up their mouth and listening with their heart.

Now you will go and meet judgment and stand in front of God and tell God that HE, the Almighty, made a mistake putting you in Nigeria? You seriously think you can blame the Alpha and Omega of this Universe?

If you cannot stand before God, You will never again stand before God. You will go to the place where people who cannot stand before God go to.

Education › Re: Oyo, Ogun And Osun Lead In Engineering University Admissions by uuzba(m): 4:33pm On Apr 02, 2018

engrkaz:
Obviously not your tribe..

Two men were in the desert, dry and thirsty. They came across some water to drink. Instead of drinking the water...
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they were arguing about which of them's tribe is more superior than the other. Till the water dried up.

Foolish people argue about their tribes all day long. They are incapable of achieving anything on their own.

Don't be like them

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Science/Technology › Re: Dolphin Killed By A Man In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by uuzba(m): 2:07pm On Apr 02, 2018

Flaghouse1:
Nigerians never seems to amaze me by thier actions and inactions, but hope authorities Gould track this slowpoke and jail him,we say we don't have opportunities around us ,only if this yam head was wise he would have organize to build large pool and put the dolphin there to generate revenue for himself and possibly sponsor.

This is the first time I am hearing or seeing that Dolphins are in our waters ,what a fuctard (pardon my French)

Please whoever can locate this guy should help me give him this to improve his brain

Your country is full of MASSES of jobless graduates and upcoming youth with ABSOLUTELY no hope for a better future and your greatest priority now is to the playing with dolphins?
Really? A fish is more important than YOU a complete human being in the image and likeness of God Almighty?

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Science/Technology › Re: Dolphin Killed By A Man In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by uuzba(m): 2:04pm On Apr 02, 2018

xreal:
I feel pain reading this and even looking at the pictures.

I never even knew dolphins could be found in this part of the world.

Dolphins are so intelligent, infact their intelligence is next to human. Anyone who kills a dolphin can kill a human.

Watching these creatures in water is amazing.... their stroke; my major....only swimmers will grab.

Do you know that sardine is a fish? Thousands of them swimming in the ocean. Do you know they swim here in our coastal waters? Yet YOU will wait for whitemen to come to our coastal waters, catch sardine, catch Titus, catch mackerels, then take them back to their land, package them and then YOU wikk import these same fish again into Nigeria to eat?

What do you know?
Continue to live at the ABSOLUTE mercy of the Whitman. Be petting dolphin O.

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Science/Technology › Re: Dolphin Killed By A Man In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:59pm On Apr 02, 2018

ericmor:
Dolphins helped a friend of my why traveling by road to Europe why trying to cross d sea by showing them the way when they are lost and even notified the U.N when a boat capsized. Is a friendly creature

My best pet as a kid was chicken. I played with chicken up and down the compound. But it did not celebrate Christmas with me.

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Science/Technology › Re: Dolphin Killed By A Man In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:56pm On Apr 02, 2018

delzbaba:
People shouldn't get upset about this things there are people that eat human beings in this country.

A dolphin is an animal. All animals are under man. Man has been given divine authority over every other creature. He can eat anyone he likes.

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Science/Technology › Re: Dolphin Killed By A Man In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:46pm On Apr 02, 2018

wayne4loan:
That man should be arrested

Someone saw dolphin. He caught it, killed it and will sell/eat it.
You have no job. You cannot hunt a single animal. You are afraid of snake, rat, everything.
You are afraid of your own African forest.
You cannot defend yourself from hot sun, heavy rain, cold or wind. You cannot defend yourself from attackers, robbers.
You cannot build a house. You cannot survive outside your daddy and mummy's house...
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Nigerian graduates continue to wait for "government" to give them breast milk to drink.

Continue to worship dolphin.

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Travel › Re: Many Burnt To Death In Terrible Accident Along Etobe/ajaokuta Road,kogi(graphic) by uuzba(m): 1:31pm On Apr 02, 2018

Donpresh95:
RIP. Some of this drivers are very stupid just like the idiot carrying us yesterday, He was feeling sleepy while driving . I challenge him scolding him but the idiot brought out koboko to wipe me still on steering,I kukuma told him to stop the sienna that I want to drop,when he stopped,I made it clear that am an Igbo along side with my Igbo brothers,we dealt with the idiot and he never spoke nor sleep till we reach our destination.

WE PASSENGERS SHOULD ALWAYS CHALLENGE THESE STUPID OVER SPEEDING DRIVERS

What has Igbo got to do with your safety?
Why don't you just always make sure the driver is Igbo before you enter any vehicle? Why are you even travelling to/from non Igbo territory?

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Romance › Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by uuzba(m): 10:18pm On Apr 01, 2018

spyglaxx:
I taught my wife how to cook stew. Nobody cooks better than me. I have now discovered ordinary cooking can scatter marriages.

Sir, YOU are a man.

Car Talk › Re: 8 Of The Most Luxurious Cars In The World by uuzba(m): 1:49pm On Apr 01, 2018

matrix199:
I presume you still use firewood at home to cook, since the point is for your food to cook.

To you they are over-priced. To the rich, the cars are well-priced.

Those cars were not made for everyone.

The super rich still eat barbeque. Which is charcoal fired
They eat pizza, which is charcoal fired.
They eat sushi - which is raw fish
They eat carviar - which is raw fish eggs
They go on vacation to paradise islands which is wooden huts untop of water near one bush.
They go on wild life safari - which is Bush.
They spend a lot of time eating organic foods which is just fruits and vegetables. They wear special clothing materials, biodegradable. Which is cotton/wool. And they drink water which is water. Rich people are all going "green". Healthy diet and exercising.
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So what is your point?
Abi you thought eating Golden Morn inside your prison fence compound is the highest wealth?

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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious/savage Memes That Will Make Your Day by uuzba(m): 2:06am On Apr 01, 2018

EdDave:
OP just dey laff alone.

Like this psycho guy

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious/savage Memes That Will Make Your Day by uuzba(m): 9:52pm On Mar 31, 2018

OriakuAmara:
As funny as watching a paint dry up

I prefer watching paint dry to these, I don't even know what to call them.

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious/savage Memes That Will Make Your Day by uuzba(m): 9:50pm On Mar 31, 2018

OrestesDante:

☣ ☠

∆ If you don't find it funny goan drink soakaway water.

They're all funny but not all are laughable.
Dumb critics
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☣ ☠

Dry

Phones › Re: 5 Ways To Prevent Your Phone From Getting Stolen At A Nigerian Wedding by uuzba(m): 7:57pm On Mar 31, 2018

churchee:
The best way is simply to own no phone.

If you don't have a phone, you can't lose a phone. Otherwise, all these tips are nonsense.

Can Nigerian youth survive without phones?

Culture › Re: Emir Zubairu Gwari To Subjects In Kaduna: "Defend Yourselves" by uuzba(m): 7:50pm On Mar 31, 2018

I don't understand.
You are a monarch, king of a kingdom and you don't have your own army to protect the people of your kingdom? What kind of shitty monarch it that? What are the people still doing in your kingdom? Is it only agbada you are wearing?
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As for the people don't wait for monarchs who are of no use to to your safety, or Nigerian police or army, who have been bribed to look the other way to tell you what to do. Use your head and bail.

Politics › Re: Leah Sharibu Escaped From Boko Haram Camp But Ended In Wrong Hands by uuzba(m): 8:20am On Mar 31, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

Leah Sharibu... You brought this on yourself.
You would have been free now if only you were intelligent.
This is exactly why the bible says, "My people perish for lack of knowledge."

Are you wiser than Abraham, Isaac and Peter who lied and denounced facts just to save their heads?

If a whole Peter could deny Jesus three times so as to be safe and sound, who the hell are you?
Mumu.

If you deny me before men, I will deny you before my father. So says the Lord.
Did you not read that part?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Salary Of A Social Media Manager. by uuzba(m): 7:41am On Mar 31, 2018

Let the company Accountant sit down, calculate how much the company has at all and how much they think they can pay the social media manager. If the social media manager does not like it, let him look for another job or start his own company. Nothing is written in stone

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Sports › Re: No Nigerian Referees As FIFA Select 16 African Officials For 2018 World Cup by uuzba(m): 8:45pm On Mar 29, 2018

Nigerians can be bribed Na.

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Politics › Re: Anambra Rolls Out Innoson Made Utility Trucks For Security- Pictures by uuzba(m): 3:27pm On Mar 29, 2018

Abeg, it is not the truck combatting crime O.
It is the police combating crime and using the trucks.

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Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Celebrates His 66th Birthday Today. Throwback Vs Now Photos by uuzba(m): 8:12am On Mar 29, 2018

Follygunners:
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Leave am like that. Dot.

Career › Re: Salary Arrears Of 731 Former Staff Of Parastatals In Enugu Approved by uuzba(m): 7:27am On Mar 29, 2018

They will collect the arrears and then ask for more like Oliver Twist

Travel › Re: The Beauty Of The Ikeja Bus Terminal At Night (Photos) by uuzba(m): 4:12am On Mar 29, 2018

Billionboi:
Is not as beautiful as Ebonyi state nw

All these bus stop champions. Is there job in the bus stop? Make I bring CV come? The way you are hailing this and that bus stop, it's like ALL Nigerian graduates will be finally employed N150,000 in these busstops.

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Family › Re: "Some Call It Incest, We Call It Fate" - Man Who Impregnates His Sister Says by uuzba(m): 4:06am On Mar 29, 2018

It is called incest.
Stop trying to call black white, day night.

Politics › Re: Tony Nwulu Reaches Out To Thousands Of Imolites by uuzba(m): 11:05pm On Mar 28, 2018

You want Easter gift and have forgotten that neither you nor your children have any jobs to take care of yourselves. Shey you will sit and wait again for another free gift? Then elect the person who gives you gift while you remain destitute poor?

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Career › Re: Ahmed Abdulrahman Helps His Sick Cleaner Who Failed To Show Up At Work by uuzba(m): 2:29pm On Mar 28, 2018

jarkbauer:
Please what's the meaning of "online users"

Career › Re: Ahmed Abdulrahman Helps His Sick Cleaner Who Failed To Show Up At Work by uuzba(m): 2:25pm On Mar 28, 2018

panmichaels79:
If Firstly, Buhari, Other Nigerian Politicians and my other fellow Nigerians can be like this.... maybe Nigeria will get a better change

Can be like how?
Carrying camera to snap handicapped people?
Then download some French for everybody to read and get confused? If he locked the man in prison after snapping these pictures, will he snap that part and upload?

Car Talk › Re: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 11:06am On Mar 28, 2018

paix:
I think so. But even on 240km/h which is my car's max speedometer; it never gets there. It stops at 8,000 rpm.

If it's an automatic in "Drive" mode and you somehow found the road to do reach 200km/h, and the car is at 8000rpm, there would be so much wind resistance blowing on the car at such speeds the car might never quite reach 240km/h. To achieve this by force, you would "gear down" in a manual or shift to "L" (beyond Drive) At such speed the car cannot decieve itself again. It will max out at the highest RPM to go beyond that 200km/h in a lower gear. It gives the engine more power to overcome the wind resistance and reach 240km/h but at the cost of a dangerously high RPM.
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I sometimes do this at lower speeds if I want to overatake some useless tipper spraying sand on my car. And the car is still gently accelerating (thinking that I'm playing or something).

But note that only new cars with tight tolerance in pistons and cylinders can actually achieve their hightest rated speeds. As you use your car everyday, it gets older, the piston tolerance increases (the pistons wobble about more in the cylinder) and the car will never generate enough power to reach the max speed ever again. My car can't do more than 130 km/h pedal to metal. It's has tried. It's just a traffic jam champion.You might be surprised how low your speed will actually be if you do pedal to metal one clear fine day

Car Talk › Re: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 9:47am On Mar 28, 2018

paix:
Even at that, some cars don't REDLINE.

I believe the redline speed is to be reached slowly. Maybe on a very long smooth road, you take it up gently so the car can adjust by itself all that needs to keep the car ok .
Butbif you force it to suddenly redline, it will not work for safety reasons.

Just like your seatbelt. If you lean forward slowly, you can pull it and even touch your toes. If you jerk forward suddenly, it does not extend at all.

Car Talk › Re: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 9:29am On Mar 28, 2018

paymentvoucher:
That was how I REDLINED my Nissan Primera and the Engine started Smoking

Probably the piston rings were not lubricated fast enough and burnt out. Now the car will continue to smoke and chop engine oil. Till you change the engine.

Car Talk › Re: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 9:12am On Mar 28, 2018*

They say modern cars can't redline.
I don't know if it is good or bad.
I'm not liking modern cars. I think they've become ITK cars (I know too much).

In the 1st image, a student was to take HER (female!) driving test in an AUTOMATIC car (Automatic for test ke? What are you testing?). She didn't know it was in "Drive" instead of "Reverse". She jammed the driving test center with the instructor inside the car with her. (The effizy of Automatic).

The 2nd image,
This guy, Anton Yelchin (Star Trek man), drove out of his gate to go out. He " thought " he put the car in "P". He didn't know the thing set itself back in "N". The car rolled backwards the slope and plastered him on the gate column and iron. (The effizy of Automatic).

Über wanted to start driverless cars. The car was carrying a passenger. The driver put the car into total automatic. He commot hand from steering. The car by itself, saw someone crossing the road and finished the person.

Me, I am not tripped with any fu***king latest automatic nonsense. Many can carry it on their head.

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Car Talk › Re: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 8:09am On Mar 28, 2018

Mechanics do this s*** so you will know they have arrived; are in control. Usually with the door open and one leg out

Vo--Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-VrooooooMMMMMM!!!
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I don't know any useful purpose this does for the car.

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Car Talk › Re: What You Don’t Know About Redlining Your Car Engine by uuzba(m): 7:59am On Mar 28, 2018

tabisegroup:
I don't notice all those stuff..Cus i sit mostly at the right handside of the back

Any of 3 things.
1. You are a kid sitting in the back.
2. You are a boss sitting in the back
3. You are using a paid transport Über.. Etc and are sitting in the back.
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If a driver were redlining with you inside, you will still know. The engine will be too noisy for you to bear.
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Unless, you are also deaf/handicapped. Even at that you will feel the vibration.

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