₦airaland Forum

ronaldbecky:
Oga,D car no get name

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Jimoh!
Sir?
Take this money and buy me one those new cars that has very low suspension.
Yes sir!

GreenArrow1:
In 9ja, increasing vehicle ground clearance is very important o.

Kukuma go for this.

JastSiryin:
Looking at that pic just made me realize what the major problem with our police force is...Their reasoning is still stuck in 1948! They obviously lack the sophistication needed to be New Age cops.

The police are not a body unto themselves. They are an arm of the judiciary. The judiciary states the constitution, what is right and wrong. The police follow up to catch the people who are doing what is wrong. The lawyers liase between the judiciary and police to release people who may have been wrongfully arrested.

Today, the judiciary and lawyers have sold their conscience and just collect money from anywhere and set criminals free. Denying Justice to the oppressed. What then can the police do? They just terrorise people and collect money too. Knowing fully well that if your case gets to court EVEN IF you are guilty, you just pay money and come out again.

sbm060:
When they knew what they were suppose to do

Police work is not easy. It means you are to arrest people who are not patriotic to the nation. It is the judiciary that states exactly what constitutes patriotism and what does not. The police helps the judiciary to carry out this duty.
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In a case where the judiciary let's criminals go scot free (as at now), on what basis should the police be arresting them again? Police end up angry and confused and just punish people without money. Anybody else who has money should do what they like.
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We are the ones destroying our own nation. If you are a police man today, whom will you arrest?

Benjom:
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Why are you writing "Male" in your resume? It is a useless piece of information. You are assume that the person reading your resume is so daft that they cannot tell that a name like CHARLES is for a male.

davodyguy:
Africa and poverty

Poverty in Africa?
Wealth not equally distributed. Swear now that Dangote cannot put 10 laptops on that table. Even Davido can do it. But did they do it? They leave the poor to die and keep their wealth to themselves.

praiseneofingz:
I'm about to laugh



about to laugh



about to.....

Laugh Na?

Amirullaha:
So many death happening these days...

So many precautions not being taken these days. Just doing things carelessly.

Rashduct4luv:
This is lovely! But fixing exams on our religious periods should be forbidden henceforth! This should never happen again.

You should not use your religion to avoid exam.

Islamisation of Nigeria

mecussey:
I have thought about this before...sometime in 2005. I dont know why i am not opportuned to sell some ideas. Trust me, that car is made of silicon.

Scratches, dust and exhaust fumes will clear away all the shine. It will start to resemble those translucent/scratchy danfo side glass.

hardeywhale2:
Germany producing the same picture every year?

I saw this last year or 2 years ago......

Abi it's Sakamanje?

If you are in a 1st world country like Germany, and hunger is not your problem, what else will you do?

farouk0403:
Is against Islamic Teaching


He did quite okay


No one should dare quote me

So will you kill me now?

miracool946:
stc

Have your present for a wonderful achievement.

yeyerolling:
nawa. how did he come out

Once upon a time, the car was OK.
He came out that time and closed the door.
The trailer fell on it after that time.

ZombieTAMER:
This is illegal and unprofessional

It's a battlefield and not a picnic party

My biggest wish this morning is that it is YOU they physically send over there to meet them and repeat this your statement to them.

kulikuli45:
Which of them is the Uber driver pls. The one with long hair?

Women like to snap their faces all over social media. Neither of them is the uber driver. Just 2 random women shining teeth as usual.

Meajor:
Na to pour am sand sharp sharp...as part of repopulating earth...nansense

I wish you were given the shovel to pour the sand on the man. We would take the pictures and you will be locked up for attempted murder.

donstan18:
Try this nonsense with ogoni people.

If dem use shovel throw you sand 2 times, na fly you go fly komot dia.

So you are insinuating that Ogoni people are all liars and thieves? To employ somebody without the intent of paying the person? The work deserves his pay. God is on the man's side.

The last good buildings are in VI, Surulere, Yaba, Ikoyi.
These were planned and built during the colonial era. Ever since independence, the quality of housing has been declining. Currently there are many multimillion naira structures that do not function. Bad doors, bad windows, collapsed kitchen cabinets, flooded gutters, flooded estate Getting it all together and correctly is our biggest issue. Good house, good interior, good exterior and good access road.
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Since we all wish to live in our own houses one day, I think all student should learn how to build and just fix up their current accommodation. This is Nigeria, fantastic house will not fall from heaven no matter how much money you have. If you want it fine, you must use your hands to do something.
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You have so much money for phones and credit. Start with one screwdriver..

dgysoft:
I MADE IT

Well done for being the 2nd to comment on nairaland.
I hope this award will provide more for you than any University Degree in this world.

Enjoy yourself.

Big menses are wroted on computer

Venerable612:
Nothing wrong with staying off marraige... if you not financially and emotionally stable for the life time decision.

African parents and marraige are like 5 and 6. Its almost like it’s taboo not to get married before 35.

If you ask me, it’s not so much about the choice of the life partner... it’s more about the showbiz and social respect amongst their peers!

#but I may be wrong, after all the marriage isn’t the ceremony.

You may probably be able to stay off marriage. But if I took away your smart phone you will probably die within 1 month.

People refuse to share their emotions and life with a physical spouse. But burn all their energy sharing it with an electronic device.

IamMissMarvel:
for Naija?

Yes, in Nigeria.

Do you want to hustle for money to apply for visa to enter aeroplane to travel to cold Europe, before you will walk and ride
a bicycle?

Walk and ride your bike now. Nigeria is your country.

crestedaguiyi:
and he is still seeing with his eyes. this is why i love edo youths

You love them because they will kill the man abi?
One day they will kill you too. Then I will take over all your property.
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Why do people love violence?
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Devil tempted the man to violence. The man failed the temptation and killed his wife.
You read the story. Devil is already stirring up your love for violence. You are looking for how to kill another person.
Devil is succeeding in making everybody hate and kill each other.

IamMissMarvel:
We go to Gardens and joints to eat fish, pepper soup, nkwobi or suya and drink too, then go for comedy shows or to clubs.

You seem to spend more and more time in traffic and with mobile phone going to these places. And end up getting yourself more stressed up.
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Walk, cycle.

EsotericMonk:
For a person who like me works round the clock with little time for rest, whenever I have a weekend free to myself, I relax by:
Taking fruit wines or red wines with chicken or fish pepper soup.
Weekend travels to places of interests
Hotel lodging
Gaming.
Visit Nairaland whenever I wanna have a good laugh. We get craze ppl for here walahi
That's the life of a bachelor, yeah?

Nobody is like you.
You are like yourself.

Foolish people destroyed by mobile phone.

AutoReportNG:
Did he just say taking Henny and champagne Christ like?

Hmmm, please pray for this Bro

We have a problem with Alcohol in this part of the world. Because we always get out of control.
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Jesus Christ drank and everybody saw him drinking. There is nothing wrong with drinking if you have self control.
There is a decent culture to drinking wine. But foolish people mess up the whole thing. Then ignorant Christians say,
wine is bad.
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Just like Sex. It is for husband and wife only in marriage. Not before marriage, not outside of marriage. Not between 2 men,
not between 2 women, Not between man and animal, not with any artificial stimulus/sex doll, masturbation.
Just husband and wife only inside of marriage.
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He drank because, he lived in a part of the world that produced wine. The local people locally produced wine. Nigeria is not a wine
producing nation. We import European wine and get drunk over it whilst degrading our own palmwine, and gin as
something evil/dirty never.

Freeman59:
christians, this is a time to hold your bibles close. the world is turning into sth else.

A Christian is a person who follows Christ, Jesus Christ.
Many have been deceived and brainwashed into following PASTOR.
They will do what their Pastor says, but not what Jesus Christ says.

Which one are you?

To the OP
The way these headlines are written, you would expect to see a picture of the dead person.
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You were not even there.
You didn't take any picture.
Then you post social media picture of someone shining teeth.

May her soul rest in peace.

ziddy:
The wahala is too much

But this is what dating/courtship is all about. That is the period they were supposed to see each other's characters
to know if it will work or not.
Unfortunately, many people are so emotional at such periods that they overlook all the obvious blunders on either side
and proceed to wedding.... Rice, stew, cake, shoe, dress, watch.... Their eyes are covered.