₦airaland Forum

Hahnemann:
I don't even understand all this grammer, na wah o

You cannot be reading this thread then.
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Maybe you own a car and decided to read this thread to hear the latest gist. Since the gist is above you, go and read your car manual and have a small understanding of the car you own.
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Unless you don't even own a car... Then what the........

Where should I keep the Washing soap I'm roasting? I've finished o.

RealDonaldTrump:
In Lagos Nigeria, we treat people sweeping the street and picking trash like sh!t, we look at housekeepers as dirty illiterates, oga boss play semi god .......

NIGERIA is dead

So are you saying that the greatest purposes for every Nigerian to fulfil is to to get a good education, then stand up and leave Nigeria.

If Every Nigerian leaves Nigeria, as you wish, all the Oyibos will come back here, take up the land and develop it. Then you will really be f**ked up.

t00dugged:
Do you know the funny part of it all, most of this immigrants wouldn't do the kind of jobs they do in their home country

It's all about having a JUST system in place.
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How many people have Fulani herdsmen killed?
What did our President and legislature do about it? Not a singe arrest.
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In USA a gymnastics coach was found guilty of playing with small girl's toto. He didnt kill anybody OOOO!!!! They have sentenced him to 240years in prison.
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For reasons like this, one just stands up and emirate to another country.

sdindan:
Rochas is doomed.

80% of Imolites are Catholics.

Let's see how it goes.

There's a difference between going to the Catholic church and being a Catholic.
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A Catholic is NEVER tribalistic, because Christ died for all tribes and all people. The church is open to everybody.
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Many people GO to the Catholic church.
Few are Catholics.

thesicilian:
So when are you getting married?

Wrong question.
Aunty, abeg were is your house? Send me your address since you have run away from the protection of your home.

gurunlocker:
So the hoe has massaged many butts for her to know all this?

Exactly my point.
When a woman starts to massage a half naked man, the man will see her as a prostitue and deliberately become naughty. He is expecting ANOTHER thing.

If a woman must massage a man, let it be either your mother or your grandmother. Either is OK.

Why should a full grown Nigerian man, half UnCloth himself and in front of a lady who is not his wife? What kind of f**king massage is that? If you want sex, just go and have it with your wife.
It is not everything whitemen do that e must copy.
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Men massage men. Women massage women.

rickyrex:
My greatest regret is been a Nigerian I stead of been an American... wetn for concern me with buhari, fuel scarcity, unemployment, poor medical facilities.

What if you were an american and they sent you to Vietnam war or Iraq war? Or that guy in Florida opened fire and shot you dead for no reason? Do you know how many abortions Americans commit? What if the dead baby was You? What if you follewed Americans to eat chicken anyhow and you became 300kg overweight?
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Stop. Your foolish thinking and thank God for your life and where he put you.

Princeofnigeria:
Only regrets being called a Nigerian.

I will forever regret this

You must be a racist. Because if God had made you an Eqyptian you would also regret it.

[quote author=mumumugu post=65534035]being a Christian[/]
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Probably been going to the wrong church.

Jesus said that He is the Way the Truth and the Light. No one comes to the Father except through him.

A Christian is one who follows Jesus Christ.
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If you stop following Jesus Christ, how do you expect to get to the Father?
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Please pray. God wants you closer to him. He will lead you to the right church.

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damjane:
choosing the wrong path

Change your path now that you are still alive.

purem:
NOT HAVING A RICH PARENTS

BEEN BROKE

LIVING A HARD LIFE

NOT HAVING A FUTURE AMBITION

BEEN A NIGERIAN

VOTING FOR BUHARI

As you regret that you did not have rich parents, so too will your 27children regret you.

Being a Nigerian? Are you insulting every single Nigerian living here? Am I the one that made you a Nigerian? God put you here and he is expecting you to do something for him. Pray to him and ask him. Don't complain here on NL.

It is good that you regret not having a future ambition. You sounded like a time waster. Now you know it, arrange your life and plan your future.

jaytime:
This story did not end well. I wanted to read something like people descended on the man and beat him to a pulp before being handed over to the police. That was an assault on the wife na. I can imagine what he's been doing to the poor woman at home.

People did not descend on him because they are nigerians and are intimidated by a man who can buy jeep for his wife and spend money on side chick watching Oyibo cinema. He whose hands are clean, let him cast the first stone.

az30:
What a shell of a man! He obviously does not know who a 'wife' is to a man? A wife becomes one flesh with her husband. If only husbands and husbands-to-be understand what this means. By attempting to disgrace the woman, he ended up putting himself to shame. The only sad part is that this sort of man cannot perceive the difference between shame and honour.

And such was the man that the woman married. She must be a poor judge of character, a desperate seeker of comfort and a very foolish individual.

Courtship is for mature individuals. Use it to learn each others character before commiting to marriage. Do not sell off yourself with premarital sex. It destroys your morals and your ability to judge rightly. Plus you can't court more after sex.

piagetskinner:
some men are just irresponsible...

y marry her when you'd subject her to this kind if humiliation.. u for just leave am jejely for her husband house

mtchew

He gave her a Jeep (SUV) and her nyash opened.
When women are only after comfort and pleasure. They do not question the mans morals. What the f**k do you expect.

lefulefu:
upon all the money spent the guys will be carrying sidechics here and there and be wasting essential money meant for the upkeep of the family on sidechics .most marriages these days in naija are a complete joke jor.

You are the ones demanding extravagant weddings, writing 4pages list for the men. In this Nigeria full of bad economy, what honest f**king work would the man do to earn such money to be lavishly spent on a one day event? He had already started his underground runs at the beginning and was probably confiding in different side chicks to confort him. The marriage already began with deception. They attend a church where the Pastor deceives them more and more.

Opentokwowledge:
He flogged her like a criminal... This is so pathetic!

Maybe when the man tells you what he has done to get money to marry the wife in this Nigeria that has bad economy, you too might flog the woman too and give the man another side chick.

Earn your living honestly. We do so many corrupt practices and expect blessed wonderful homes. Evil always comes back to destroy.
Do not try to impress anyone. If you have you have. If you don't have, you don't have
Lead a simple life.

Donjazzy12:
You are completely worthless

Nigerians are more racist to each other than the white Americans or White South Africans ever were to black Africans.

QueenSekxy:
oh dear,,marriage is an over rated old shiit..

God created man to love. God himself is Love.
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Marriage is the closest relationship God designed for man to practice love. That is why God is needed in every marriage as the teacher between husband and wife.
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If you cannot love man (your husband/wife) whom you can see in front of you, how can you claim to love God whom you cannot see?
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And for those whom in this life cannot concretely show any love for God, what then do you think you will be looking for in heaven? That is where God lives and you don't love him. You can't enter. End of story.
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Marriage is a beautiful lesson ground. Stay there and learn now!

gudvibz:
God knows words cannot conven what I'll do with him and to him

He told the wife to return the SUV that he bought for her.
Are you not the type that will open nyash when a man buys SUV for you?

You better check your life and lead a straight path.

Am I to put eba inside my bread and eat?

koolg:
Short-sighted assertion
A worker with salary of 10m per annum has 100m in 10 years while an entrepreneur may not even make 20m in same duration

But the Oga of the worker.... Is he not an entrepreneur? Abi you think Ogas are some random ambivalent set of something that just deposit money in your account?

I'm already boiling stew. Should I roast crayfish for this your news?

Rebuke:
Chai! See talk. Whr hav yhu ever bin to in yhur life?

If yhu hav d guts, say the places yhu hav bin to in n out of this nation and Letz see hw much yhu knw for real.


I want to engage yhu a little...post yhur points with proofs nt jxt some fake talks here.

Letz see how much of edifice/building and beauty yhu have seen all yhur life dat gives yhu d guts to say nothing spectacular abt CU.

When you challenge someone intellectually, at least correct your English spelling so that you too sound intelligent. At least your keyboard has all the complete alphabets A-Z.

myk2mic:
There is nothing spectacular about the buildings pls. In fact Nigeria knows nothing about buildings ,by the time u see the rooms/ offices u will realise that it's all about outside appearance

Always have a discerning spirit.
This is complete trash and absolute confusion.
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The Jews were Gods chosen race. Unfortunately they got damn too proud and killed Jesus Christ, God's only son.
Those of us who believed in Jesus Christ, are called Christians. The old is past. This is a new testament. Some Jews believed in Jesus Christ, they regretted killing him and began following his teachings. These are also Christians. God planned for all the Jews to accept Jesus Christ and follow him.
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THIS IS MY BELOVED SON. LISTEN TO HIM.
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Yet this university is building structures to favour Jewish symbols.

Do you not know that Christians and Jews are technically enemies on account of Jesus Christ?

If somebody killed your only son, and the person is walking about doing guy, YOU what will you do?

lastmessenger:
These are the real enemies of Nigeria and they said Igbo is the problem of Nigeria. F.ools

The devil has done a great job of making Nigerians racist to each other.
Always check yourself before you speak.

Etihadstore:
I have been hearing of free town never knew it is in Sierra loene

And I have been imagining if things are really free in freetown

The "Free" of Freetown Sierra Leone, represents the Freedom from Slavery that was given to black people in 1792.
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After White people had collected different black people from different parts of West Africa, taken them to USA as slaves, flogged the sh1t out of them, killed many, threw many into the sea to die, naked them, disgrace them, flog their village away from their head, till they could no longer trace back their country, their village, their language...
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They then packed them inside a ship and sent then back to Africa, greeting them, "So long F**Ker's!!!!!. The black people landed in one place in Africa and kukuma called it FreeTown. At least no more white people tormenting them.

They have all forgotten their languages now. It's only English they can speak. One kind yeye bad, slave English. It resembles our pidgin.

Read: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freetown

cpeye:
Thank God for escape next time go to Obudu in calabrese for vacation

Abi?
You do your runs, you no help anybody. You run go mexico, dem break your head, na im you come dey hala.

People dey find job, dey find food, dey look or house rent.. You dey do vacation, with IPhone

Who you help ?

onatisi:
But WAIT OOOO
SOMETHING IS STILL PUZZLING ME
ALL THESE YEARS THAT THESE PASTORS HAVE BEEN PREACHING ABOUT TITHES AND COLLECTING IT IN MILLIONS,DIDNT THEY KNOW THAT TITHING WASNT MANDATORY?

SO WHAT THESE PASTORS ARE NOW SAYING IS THAT,IT TOOK A WIFE BEATER,DRUNKARD AND TO SHOW THEM THAT TITHING IS BY FORCE TO PAY BEFORE THEY REALIZE IT?
I remember how ashimolowo was calling daddy freeze all sorts of names and yet it has now been accepted by pastors that the man been called a womanizer was actually right about the doctrine and religion these pastors claim to be preaching!!!
Honestly,it is better listening to daddy freeze preachings or even his Instagram than listening to these pastors.

If God is your father, treat him as you would treat your father. Do whatever you want out of love for your father.
The point where you will have issues is when you see the person called "Pastor" who is "serving" the Lord, directly using the Tithe money you paid to wear shoe, gold watch, jeep and even bodyguards. That is when you need to ask yourself if you are even in the right church at all. Because the guy before you is a damn deceiver. Jesus Christ never purchased comforts for himself. Neither did the apostle.
"Lord we have left EVERYTHING and followed you". Foxes have holes and birds have nest, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay his head.
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Pray to God Your Father. Your Father will guide you to where you should be.
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If I call the name of my church now, you will say I too want to deceive you and collect your tithe.
No! Abeg O! Let God himself guide you to the correct church.

millomaniac:
you can die for your girlfriend abi? but if we say come out and do ordinary protest now you will say you no wan die abeg. mtchewww

Exactly my point. Suicide is the greatest act of selfishness a person can commit.
When heavy boys with sweat and armpit are looking for you to come and protest injustice in the land, you will run and hide inside your room. Tie your neck rope and die. If die was sweating you, you should have kukuma gone and followed the armpit boys calling you out to come and protest.

NwaAmaikpe:



That's why no man should tell any woman.
"I can die for you"

Because a day will come when the devil would want you to prove your words.

But this to me, is the purest display of true love.
For the Bible says in John 15:13.
"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends"

He loved this girl more than everything in this world, even more than his life.
This is why true love is hard to find.

You are so daft. The same Bible says THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
And that. Includes YOURSELF.
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This is how Devil has tricked so many foolish people into breaking the law of God.
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If he was killed by someone else in a bid to save his girlfriend, ... The Bible says, "greater love has no man than he lay down his life for another".
This is what Jesus did.

But this guy use his own hand to kill himself.