₦airaland Forum

EternalTruths:
A journey of a thousand mile starts with a step.

This should be done quarterly and most importantly, Nigerians should be encouraged to focus on technologies that can reduce importation.

Importation should be stopped first, then Nigerians will focus on these technologies without any issues

First close the borders to useless importation then this event will make sense.

mowapa:
Watch western world copy this design soon

As hypocritical as the western world may be (in secret, they will murder babies - abortion, in conflict, they will kill - gun ownership), they will never treat a HUMAN being as baggage in open.

They treat human beings with dignity.
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This is how they carry their own babies at home or public.

If he is mad and carrying a pistol, that is dangerous.

If he is OK and carrying a pistol, that is wicked.
But he says he is fakely mad. He is an OK man, but pretending to be mad... Then carrying a pistol. A toy pistol.

But Mad people don't carry pistols. They don't even carry toy pistols.

So this man is just plain stupid.
The title should read: STUPID MAN CAUGHT WITH TOY gun.

Should we not call the OP a low rate?
You didn't even have the balls to put a picture of Nigerian Passengers.
You could not even snap it.

paymentvoucher:
The first and last day i took Tramadol, my Brain was reset back to factory setting.

SAY NO TO DRUG

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Tramadol is a pain killer.
It is used to relieve extreme pains, like back ache.
However it has another side effect. It behaves like heroine. And can become strongly addictive.
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It is only meant to be prescribed by a doctor to you if you are experiencing severe pains beyond the normal panadol.
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But in Nigeria, one can just walk into any pharmacy and buy it. If the pharmacist is responsible, he will tell you what I just wrote and ask you for your doctor's prescription. However since most Nigerians are more corrupt than Buhari and his government, the pharmacist would not ask anything and just collect your money and give you the sachet.

datola:
Wow!

Kudos to those that invented CCTV.

What of the electricity from PHCN or Generator that makes the CCTV usable at all?

Narldon:



All Those born in MARCH should gather around for a brief Meeting..


Let's discuss how to share my Birthday Cake...

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If you are finding it tough, you don't have to broadcast your situation on social media. Social media is not a real place. Or else you just want us to laugh at your "poverty".

How do we know, that right at your back, there is one massive cake/gift which you did not snap?

A typical cake is about N4000. But the phone you have plus the credit you purchased for the internet on it is well over N20,000. You now own a phone and have nothing to snap.

Ah, the river is burning. They should fetch water from ...

The river should just stop burning.

This is the kind of ugly problem that Niger Delta faces.

Are we all females?

BrainnewsNg:
And So?

Why have we cultivated such a slavish mentality?
"Big" madam is dancing.
Slaves are entertained. They paste the news on social media and oogle over it.
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This is why smart phones are not meant for Children.

I am actually dancing inside my fridge.

When will he come ad dance in Nigeria?
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As a holy man, he is LIFTING HIS PROBLEMS to God.

No 1, Pornography
No 2, Pornography
No 3, Pornography
No 4, Pornography
No 5, Pornography.
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In 2007, when Steve Jobs was releasing the 1st IPhone, the target Audience was BUSINESS MEN AND WOMEN.
Smartphone has never been a toy.
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If you are looking for toys for your children, send them to my house. I have woodwork and carpentry, and plenty BOOKS, to occupy their minds. I have a farm in my backyard. Plenty grass to cut, bush to clear.

Our parents did all these. Nothing happened to them

wellmax:
A Mentally-Deranged Anglican Priest

The Anglican faith already has K-leg.
This is the church that permits men to marry men kiss themselves. It also allows women to marry women and kiss themselves.
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Anglican is from the word Anglo. Anglo is English..Therefore Anglican is Church of England. The one that Queen Elizabeth is their head. It is she that permitted them to do any BS they like.

They don't want Pope as their head. Because the Pope said, such is an evil practice not from God.
Nigerian Anglican cut itself off from UK Anglican... But how can you still be answering Anglican? Church of England? So who is now your head? It's not Pope, it's not queen... You are I just floating heedless
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Hence the madness

Naijaphobia:
How him take know say fire fit burn if truly he is mad..

People are not born mad. They are born normal like you. They go to school normal. Write and pass exams normal. All their intelligence is intact normal.
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Madness is just when they lose the ability to control their emotions. Happy, sad, angry, cool.
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Therefore, do not ever make fun of a mad person. He can rain down gaddem hailstones on you.

coken:
thats why i dont separate fight

One day, someone will be beating your wife.
Don't separate it
Another day, someone will be beating your father. Don't separate it .
Then another will deal with your mother. Don't separate it either
Next your brother will be beaten infront of you. Don't aeparate the fight.
Then your sister . Don't separate it either
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What was that you said again?

Tijay90:
The country hard... I wish we could lay hands on MTN executives & beat them up like this...what a shithole.

Leave MTN. Lay your hands on our government and beat them like this. Face the real problem

ak22:
Am happy for him . He has finally surrender himself to God

... To God or to Oyakilome?

Kholiwe:
Surprisingly, abortion
is never mentioned in the Bible. Fact is a foetus has no legal rights just like a butcher killing a pig. Legally is not crime and the Bible never mentioned anything about abortion. Religious Fanatics.

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Is the foetus a human being or not?
Can you confidently approach a woman, and bring out what is inside her womb with your hands? Can you hold it in your hands and tell us it is not a human being? That you are no committing pure murder?

Your thoughts are purely vile and murderous.

thesicilian:
For an African to get recognition in the UK, he or she has to work a hundred times as hard as his British/American counterpart.

Firstly, because we are black and they don't want us.
The whites require much convincing before they recognise a black African's effort.

UK based Nigerians have inferiority complex.
They are not contributing anything to that Economy. They are just consumers of everything the whiteman has placed on ground.

sunbilor:
Please oga reporter, where are the arms? Besides, it is strange to steal MTN mast. I believe the story is not complete.

As per these two men uprooted a mast from the ground, carried it on their head and were about to run away when people caught them?

The story is somehow.

blackprowler:
Good. Black man is a lower human but we live to deny

You might be lower than other human beings. Maybe you are a Neanderthal.
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But I am not. And all black people are not.
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Be aware that we have cultural values in Africa. Then there is Christianity which is a higher level of life. But we Africans hold onto our cultures with one hand, and practice ½ Christianity with the other hand. As long as your chief in your village is NOT a Christian and he has not Christianised your customs, then you remain bound, trying to serve 2 masters. But you do enjoy going to your village to impress the other villagers. Right?
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White people have all lost their culture. They have no chief, no village. They don't impress anyone. Their society runs on basic Christian values, equal rights and justice.
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Why they cannot understand the basics that:
2 men cannot make a baby. Gay people
2 women cannot make a baby. Lesbian people.
Abortion is KILLING. Thou shalt not kill.
There is God. Atheist people.
Children should honour their father and mother.
- So many spoilt children of broken homes in developed world.

These are the problems that whitemen cannot solve today.

Hahnemann:
I don't even understand all this grammer, na wah o

You cannot be reading this thread then.
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Maybe you own a car and decided to read this thread to hear the latest gist. Since the gist is above you, go and read your car manual and have a small understanding of the car you own.
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Unless you don't even own a car... Then what the........

Where should I keep the Washing soap I'm roasting? I've finished o.

RealDonaldTrump:
In Lagos Nigeria, we treat people sweeping the street and picking trash like sh!t, we look at housekeepers as dirty illiterates, oga boss play semi god .......

NIGERIA is dead

So are you saying that the greatest purposes for every Nigerian to fulfil is to to get a good education, then stand up and leave Nigeria.

If Every Nigerian leaves Nigeria, as you wish, all the Oyibos will come back here, take up the land and develop it. Then you will really be f**ked up.

t00dugged:
Do you know the funny part of it all, most of this immigrants wouldn't do the kind of jobs they do in their home country

It's all about having a JUST system in place.
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How many people have Fulani herdsmen killed?
What did our President and legislature do about it? Not a singe arrest.
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In USA a gymnastics coach was found guilty of playing with small girl's toto. He didnt kill anybody OOOO!!!! They have sentenced him to 240years in prison.
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For reasons like this, one just stands up and emirate to another country.

sdindan:
Rochas is doomed.

80% of Imolites are Catholics.

Let's see how it goes.

There's a difference between going to the Catholic church and being a Catholic.
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A Catholic is NEVER tribalistic, because Christ died for all tribes and all people. The church is open to everybody.
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Many people GO to the Catholic church.
Few are Catholics.

thesicilian:
So when are you getting married?

Wrong question.
Aunty, abeg were is your house? Send me your address since you have run away from the protection of your home.

gurunlocker:
So the hoe has massaged many butts for her to know all this?

Exactly my point.
When a woman starts to massage a half naked man, the man will see her as a prostitue and deliberately become naughty. He is expecting ANOTHER thing.

If a woman must massage a man, let it be either your mother or your grandmother. Either is OK.