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Health › Re: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by uuzba(m): 2:37pm On Mar 04, 2018
Why should a full grown Nigerian man, half UnCloth himself and in front of a lady who is not his wife? What kind of f**king massage is that? If you want sex, just go and have it with your wife.
It is not everything whitemen do that e must copy.
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Men massage men. Women massage women.
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by uuzba(m): 12:53am On Mar 04, 2018
rickyrex:
My greatest regret is been a Nigerian I stead of been an American... wetn for concern me with buhari, fuel scarcity, unemployment, poor medical facilities.
What if you were an american and they sent you to Vietnam war or Iraq war? Or that guy in Florida opened fire and shot you dead for no reason? Do you know how many abortions Americans commit? What if the dead baby was You? What if you follewed Americans to eat chicken anyhow and you became 300kg overweight?
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Stop. Your foolish thinking and thank God for your life and where he put you.

Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by uuzba(m): 12:43am On Mar 04, 2018
Princeofnigeria:
Only regrets being called a Nigerian.

I will forever regret this
You must be a racist. Because if God had made you an Eqyptian you would also regret it.
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by uuzba(m): 12:37am On Mar 04, 2018
[quote author=mumumugu post=65534035]being a Christian[/]
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Probably been going to the wrong church.

Jesus said that He is the Way the Truth and the Light. No one comes to the Father except through him.

A Christian is one who follows Jesus Christ.
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If you stop following Jesus Christ, how do you expect to get to the Father?
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Please pray. God wants you closer to him. He will lead you to the right church.
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by uuzba(m): 12:31am On Mar 04, 2018
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damjane:
choosing the wrong path
Change your path now that you are still alive.
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Biggest Regret In Life So Far? by uuzba(m): 12:29am On Mar 04, 2018
purem:
NOT HAVING A RICH PARENTS

BEEN BROKE

LIVING A HARD LIFE

NOT HAVING A FUTURE AMBITION

BEEN A NIGERIAN

VOTING FOR BUHARI

As you regret that you did not have rich parents, so too will your 27children regret you.

Being a Nigerian? Are you insulting every single Nigerian living here? Am I the one that made you a Nigerian? God put you here and he is expecting you to do something for him. Pray to him and ask him. Don't complain here on NL.

It is good that you regret not having a future ambition. You sounded like a time waster. Now you know it, arrange your life and plan your future.
Family › Re: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by uuzba(m): 12:14am On Mar 04, 2018
jaytime:
This story did not end well. I wanted to read something like people descended on the man and beat him to a pulp before being handed over to the police. That was an assault on the wife na. I can imagine what he's been doing to the poor woman at home.
People did not descend on him because they are nigerians and are intimidated by a man who can buy jeep for his wife and spend money on side chick watching Oyibo cinema. He whose hands are clean, let him cast the first stone.
Family › Re: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by uuzba(m):
az30:
What a shell of a man! He obviously does not know who a 'wife' is to a man? A wife becomes one flesh with her husband. If only husbands and husbands-to-be understand what this means. By attempting to disgrace the woman, he ended up putting himself to shame. The only sad part is that this sort of man cannot perceive the difference between shame and honour.
And such was the man that the woman married. She must be a poor judge of character, a desperate seeker of comfort and a very foolish individual.

Courtship is for mature individuals. Use it to learn each others character before commiting to marriage. Do not sell off yourself with premarital sex. It destroys your morals and your ability to judge rightly. Plus you can't court more after sex.
Family › Re: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by uuzba(m): 11:52pm On Mar 03, 2018
piagetskinner:
some men are just irresponsible...

y marry her when you'd subject her to this kind if humiliation.. u for just leave am jejely for her husband house

mtchew
He gave her a Jeep (SUV) and her nyash opened.
When women are only after comfort and pleasure. They do not question the mans morals. What the f**k do you expect.
Family › Re: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by uuzba(m): 11:48pm On Mar 03, 2018
lefulefu:
upon all the money spent the guys will be carrying sidechics here and there and be wasting essential money meant for the upkeep of the family on sidechics .most marriages these days in naija are a complete joke jor.
You are the ones demanding extravagant weddings, writing 4pages list for the men. In this Nigeria full of bad economy, what honest f**king work would the man do to earn such money to be lavishly spent on a one day event? He had already started his underground runs at the beginning and was probably confiding in different side chicks to confort him. The marriage already began with deception. They attend a church where the Pastor deceives them more and more.
Family › Re: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by uuzba(m): 11:40pm On Mar 03, 2018
Opentokwowledge:
He flogged her like a criminal... This is so pathetic!
Maybe when the man tells you what he has done to get money to marry the wife in this Nigeria that has bad economy, you too might flog the woman too and give the man another side chick.

Earn your living honestly. We do so many corrupt practices and expect blessed wonderful homes. Evil always comes back to destroy.
Do not try to impress anyone. If you have you have. If you don't have, you don't have
Lead a simple life.
Family › Re: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by uuzba(m): 11:32pm On Mar 03, 2018
Donjazzy12:
You are completely worthless
Nigerians are more racist to each other than the white Americans or White South Africans ever were to black Africans.
Family › Re: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by uuzba(m): 11:28pm On Mar 03, 2018
QueenSekxy:
oh dear,,marriage is an over rated old shiit..
God created man to love. God himself is Love.
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Marriage is the closest relationship God designed for man to practice love. That is why God is needed in every marriage as the teacher between husband and wife.
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If you cannot love man (your husband/wife) whom you can see in front of you, how can you claim to love God whom you cannot see?
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And for those whom in this life cannot concretely show any love for God, what then do you think you will be looking for in heaven? That is where God lives and you don't love him. You can't enter. End of story.
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Marriage is a beautiful lesson ground. Stay there and learn now!
Family › Re: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by uuzba(m): 10:57pm On Mar 03, 2018
gudvibz:
God knows words cannot conven what I'll do with him and to him undecided
He told the wife to return the SUV that he bought for her.
Are you not the type that will open nyash when a man buys SUV for you?

You better check your life and lead a straight path.
Politics › Re: 2019: Atiku Abubakar To Formally Declare In Two Weeks by uuzba(m): 10:28pm On Mar 03, 2018
Am I to put eba inside my bread and eat?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Companies Are Using Linkedin To Search For The Right Candidates by uuzba(m): 8:52pm On Mar 03, 2018
koolg:
Short-sighted assertion
A worker with salary of 10m per annum has 100m in 10 years while an entrepreneur may not even make 20m in same duration
But the Oga of the worker.... Is he not an entrepreneur? Abi you think Ogas are some random ambivalent set of something that just deposit money in your account?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Companies Are Using Linkedin To Search For The Right Candidates by uuzba(m): 8:49pm On Mar 03, 2018
I'm already boiling stew. Should I roast crayfish for this your news?
Education › Re: Covenant University's Notable Judeo-Christian Architecture (Photos) by uuzba(m): 5:17pm On Mar 03, 2018
Rebuke:
Chai! See talk. Whr hav yhu ever bin to in yhur life?

If yhu hav d guts, say the places yhu hav bin to in n out of this nation and Letz see hw much yhu knw for real.


I want to engage yhu a little...post yhur points with proofs nt jxt some fake talks here.

Letz see how much of edifice/building and beauty yhu have seen all yhur life dat gives yhu d guts to say nothing spectacular abt CU.
When you challenge someone intellectually, at least correct your English spelling so that you too sound intelligent. At least your keyboard has all the complete alphabets A-Z.

Education › Re: Covenant University's Notable Judeo-Christian Architecture (Photos) by uuzba(m): 5:03pm On Mar 03, 2018
myk2mic:
There is nothing spectacular about the buildings pls. In fact Nigeria knows nothing about buildings ,by the time u see the rooms/ offices u will realise that it's all about outside appearance
Always have a discerning spirit.
This is complete trash and absolute confusion.
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The Jews were Gods chosen race. Unfortunately they got damn too proud and killed Jesus Christ, God's only son.
Those of us who believed in Jesus Christ, are called Christians. The old is past. This is a new testament. Some Jews believed in Jesus Christ, they regretted killing him and began following his teachings. These are also Christians. God planned for all the Jews to accept Jesus Christ and follow him.
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THIS IS MY BELOVED SON. LISTEN TO HIM.
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Yet this university is building structures to favour Jewish symbols.

Do you not know that Christians and Jews are technically enemies on account of Jesus Christ?

If somebody killed your only son, and the person is walking about doing guy, YOU what will you do?
Politics › Re: UN Begins Evacuation Of Aid Workers After Deadly Boko Haram Attack. Photos by uuzba(m): 5:00pm On Mar 03, 2018
lastmessenger:
These are the real enemies of Nigeria and they said Igbo is the problem of Nigeria. F.ools
The devil has done a great job of making Nigerians racist to each other.
Always check yourself before you speak.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Appointed As Sierra Leone’s Election Head Of Team Of Observers by uuzba(m):
Etihadstore:
I have been hearing of free town never knew it is in Sierra loene

And I have been imagining if things are really free in freetown sad
The "Free" of Freetown Sierra Leone, represents the Freedom from Slavery that was given to black people in 1792.
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After White people had collected different black people from different parts of West Africa, taken them to USA as slaves, flogged the sh1t out of them, killed many, threw many into the sea to die, naked them, disgrace them, flog their village away from their head, till they could no longer trace back their country, their village, their language...
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They then packed them inside a ship and sent then back to Africa, greeting them, "So long F**Ker's!!!!!. The black people landed in one place in Africa and kukuma called it FreeTown. At least no more white people tormenting them.

They have all forgotten their languages now. It's only English they can speak. One kind yeye bad, slave English. It resembles our pidgin.

Read: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freetown
Crime › Re: Robbers Attack Nigerian On Vacation In Mexico, Steal His IPhone (Photos) by uuzba(m): 2:56pm On Mar 03, 2018
cpeye:
Thank God for escape next time go to Obudu in calabrese for vacation
Abi?
You do your runs, you no help anybody. You run go mexico, dem break your head, na im you come dey hala.

People dey find job, dey find food, dey look or house rent.. You dey do vacation, with IPhone

Who you help ?
Christianity Etc › Re: ‘Sam Adeyemi And The Tithe’ by Deji Yesufu by uuzba(m): 2:29pm On Mar 03, 2018
onatisi:
But WAIT OOOO
SOMETHING IS STILL PUZZLING ME
ALL THESE YEARS THAT THESE PASTORS HAVE BEEN PREACHING ABOUT TITHES AND COLLECTING IT IN MILLIONS,DIDNT THEY KNOW THAT TITHING WASNT MANDATORY?

SO WHAT THESE PASTORS ARE NOW SAYING IS THAT,IT TOOK A WIFE BEATER,DRUNKARD AND TO SHOW THEM THAT TITHING IS BY FORCE TO PAY BEFORE THEY REALIZE IT?
I remember how ashimolowo was calling daddy freeze all sorts of names and yet it has now been accepted by pastors that the man been called a womanizer was actually right about the doctrine and religion these pastors claim to be preaching!!!
Honestly,it is better listening to daddy freeze preachings or even his Instagram than listening to these pastors.
If God is your father, treat him as you would treat your father. Do whatever you want out of love for your father.
The point where you will have issues is when you see the person called "Pastor" who is "serving" the Lord, directly using the Tithe money you paid to wear shoe, gold watch, jeep and even bodyguards. That is when you need to ask yourself if you are even in the right church at all. Because the guy before you is a damn deceiver. Jesus Christ never purchased comforts for himself. Neither did the apostle.
"Lord we have left EVERYTHING and followed you". Foxes have holes and birds have nest, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay his head.
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Pray to God Your Father. Your Father will guide you to where you should be.
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If I call the name of my church now, you will say I too want to deceive you and collect your tithe.
No! Abeg O! Let God himself guide you to the correct church.
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Lagos After His Girlfriend Left Him. Photos by uuzba(m): 2:11pm On Mar 03, 2018
millomaniac:
you can die for your girlfriend abi? but if we say come out and do ordinary protest now you will say you no wan die abeg. mtchewww
Exactly my point. Suicide is the greatest act of selfishness a person can commit.
When heavy boys with sweat and armpit are looking for you to come and protest injustice in the land, you will run and hide inside your room. Tie your neck rope and die. If die was sweating you, you should have kukuma gone and followed the armpit boys calling you out to come and protest.
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Lagos After His Girlfriend Left Him. Photos by uuzba(m): 2:00pm On Mar 03, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


That's why no man should tell any woman.
"I can die for you"

Because a day will come when the devil would want you to prove your words.

But this to me, is the purest display of true love.
For the Bible says in John 15:13.
"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends"

He loved this girl more than everything in this world, even more than his life.
This is why true love is hard to find.
You are so daft. The same Bible says THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
And that. Includes YOURSELF.
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This is how Devil has tricked so many foolish people into breaking the law of God.
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If he was killed by someone else in a bid to save his girlfriend, ... The Bible says, "greater love has no man than he lay down his life for another".
This is what Jesus did.

But this guy use his own hand to kill himself.
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Father, Stabs His Mother In Anambra State (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:55pm On Mar 03, 2018
Donkalio:
that is why some girls abort babies or throw them inside gutter, how i wish dis guy was aborted and dump in a waste bin.
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You have only one life. You were probably born around 1985. By 2085, you will either be 100years or already dead.
Did you choose your mother before you were conceived? You're mother kept you ad bore you and you are happy for another persons mother to kill the person? Guy what if the ONE who gave you life takes it back this afternoon?

Thou salt not kill.
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Father, Stabs His Mother In Anambra State (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:46pm On Mar 03, 2018
dfrost:
What is wrong with us in Nigeria? The crime rate is going to blow the roof off soon. angry shocked huh
As long as we continue to keep quite about those who obtain wealth illegally, cheating, without any hard work (you call them sharp guys,smart guys)... We keep quite about it.... The sacred cows (yes even Pastors who are supposed to live a life of charity -> Giving out to the needy not showing off any flashy life - yes it is not right Jesus did not live flashy life. If you are his pastor, neither should you - UNLESS you are NOT his pastor).
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These are the things that are happening that increase the crime rate in Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Father, Stabs His Mother In Anambra State (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:36pm On Mar 03, 2018
GameGod:
Brainless people. See the kind of pigs i'm sharing country with.
You Sir, are a racist.
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You are black and are racist to other blacks right beside you.
This is worse than the racism that White people have been showing black people for 100s of years.
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Father, Stabs His Mother In Anambra State (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m):
ettybaba:
What is wrong with the world?
Simple.
Things are not going his way.
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His father farmed yams or something, saved enough cowries, married and fulfilled his life.

The young man now lives in the 21st century. Everybody wants instant result. Farming yam is too damn slow. He doesn't want to own a bicycle, he wants a G-wagon. Internet has exposed him to glitter and glamour he cannot afford.
The girl he is eyeing is asking N200,000 iPhone, 100,000 Brazilian hair,....he doesn't have "oil" job.
He's damn right frustrated. His parents request irritate him.
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He snapped (momentary insanity).
Family › Re: Things A Typical Nigerian Parent Won't Accept From Western Culture by uuzba(m): 1:24pm On Mar 03, 2018
Africa is in a mess because we took ½ of European values and left the other ½.
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Young persons going to school is a European value. Africans didnt traditionally go to school in mass numbers like that.
Young persons in a workforce is a European value. Africans didn't traditionally have a "workforce". Just people going to farms.
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Because you have all been hanging out with your mates, going to school, and joining a workforce, you then automatically expect the next step to be accepted, the dating and Independence stage just like the Europeans. That is the stage when African customs kick back into the system and surprise many unprepared minds.
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As long as chiefs exist in villages, African customs are not going anywhere. Europeans no longer have any chiefs in villages. No one is handed power to rule over others by birthright alone. Their ways are all democratic, electing who best fits the post without any regard to ethnicity. Every position is open to anybody.
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African parents will Lord it over their children whatever their ages. This is an African thing. This is what works for this environment.
Car Talk › Re: 3 Reasons Why Drivers Of Manual Transmission Cars Believe They're Better Drivers by uuzba(m): 9:30am On Mar 03, 2018
deebrownneymar:
It's just like saying type writters are better than PCs. Smh.
But for what it does, a typewriter is better than a PC.
Give 2 jobs to 2 people. 1 on type writer the other on PC.
Tell them to type out a letter.
After 10minutes, the person on the typewriter has typed the letter, it is on paper and he has submitted it to you.
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After 3 hrs the person on PC has not logged out of Facebook. 4hrs, he is looking for ink for the printer. 5hrs, NEPA took light.
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It's all about focus. Manual transmission helps you focus on the driving. Automatic -> WhatsApp/Facebook.
Car Talk › Re: Petrol Vs Diesel – Which Is The More Efficient And Recommended Engine? by uuzba(m): 9:24am On Mar 03, 2018
anoda:
What blows me off is that the man who invented disel engine, used oil to run it, and disel engines does not require spark plugs, the compressed air gets hot enough to ignite the fuel and run the engine
The guy's name is Otto Diesel. He named the engine after himself. The fuel he put inside was just called oil. Because it is oil. It is success/popularity that made everybody to kukuma call the oil Diesel, and the engine Diesel engine.

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